0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another careful boys where we are very careful boys and it's the Attitude Era we've been going ham on each other no it's 2023 you gotta come come up with a gentleman let's get the classical era yeah oh the classic just got started last year no I made another one but I forgot what I was realized what the engineer is they're all talking about it I gotta run with it this year but it's every year has to be a different era is what I'm saying no you can't do a different era every year the error is marked by decades a couple years dude it's like a bunch of like a block of time welcome to this video this is where we talk about what era it is we have annual eras yeah no we're gonna okay today's prompt is we're talking about what type of relationship did your parents have with your ex and was that a
0:50 thing was that an issue oh with our ex significant other ah oh yeah see good ████ yeah my mom liked all of my exes oh ████ she thought one was a hooker but that was it really who was that why the most girl one no I was in high school she's like can I talk in high school and it yeah and I was like Joe it was a wild boy she was like you know it's probably not a good idea to like bye girls and I was like I was like I was like hold the ████ up I was like I'm listening she knew your nature back then first off you don't think your son can ████ pick up women that I had to go buy them and like second all why would you think they were hungry she goes oh I know how a hooker dressed like and I'm like that's ████ up because you're just discriminating these young girls fashion that's right it's different from your fashion I was
1:41 hella defensive I was like they're not hooker all right they might be easy they might be easy they might be they might like they might like party and by the way we're seeing each other sounds like so she's not a hooker okay do you think the hooker's like what and the mom's talking to her friends like my son fell in love with the ████ he seen the same one he was buying her over and over and over yeah and so that was a that was a really awkward conference conversation you said you were in high school I was like 17 or 18. okay so you're old enough to be able to buy a hooker maybe yeah you could you could afford a home he was just like probably not a good idea to buy these girls and I was like what the ████ are you saying she had no faith huh I guess in her mind like girlfriend material don't like
2:33 sleep around yeah so she just comes from a different era yeah so was this girl you're bringing her home and you guys were like sleeping together yeah or like whatever like she stayed like a few days yeah but I just I was with someone like a couple months ago so she probably thought I was just like rolling in different girls what does your mom just relieved because you weren't like trying to ████ your pillow anymore look at that point she should have been like I'm proud of you son you're not ████ your pillow anymore but then now she's still talking ████ because now she thinks I'm just ████ hookers how'd you break it off with the pillow it wasn't easy it's not he's like look at about the couch yeah it's not you yeah it's me it turns the cushion around still hooked up they just weren't together hey we had fun huh yeah it was a great era yeah yeah I'm moving on to women now every air is a year
3:24 yeah yeah yeah thank you for being my stepping stone imagine imagine that's amazing imagine you know what because of the language barrier though my mom never had a real friendship or relationship you're talking about your pillow still with a pillow that one is a they're not that was pillow yeah I think that's one of my favorite parts like having your parents not being able to communicate with the their exes is the best yeah because David wanted a Korean girl so they could communicate with his parents and I'm like wow why I wanted to keep them separate when I was when I was uh 16 the girlfriend I had at the time my dad swore I should have married her and all she did was like bake me a carrot cake for my birthday it's a big deal though wow that's not easy to make she's like she really cares
4:15 about you and I was like we've only been dating for a month and we're both 16. and then you should have married maybe back then though there was that was like yo man she could cook she beat you a cake that's wifey material maybe but I was like man my dad's tripping I was kind of like that too if I was talking to anybody I would never tell any of my family oh yeah so they never even had it really they could never wait no no no no no no because I had two sisters right and they were like they were at that age where they just had to ████ put their nose in everything right they already want to know everything and then you know I'm sure that my mom was just like she was a nightmare to deal with as far as like bringing a girl home or something like that but even then like I wasn't really like talking to anybody too seriously dude my sister did not approve any cheers yeah what would she tell you until Nikki honestly like she was like
5:05 oh she was the first person that they were like yeah she didn't like none of your girlfriends nah she didn't why what was she she was compared to herself is that one yeah I think she was just like trying to preserve her station [Laughter] I actually wish that everyone had like uh brothers and sisters not so they could ████ them but I think it's important to be able to what would you do with them it's important to have uh uh like like a female's perspective yeah I agree I agree or like a Brother's perspective on a guy because like they can't see the same ████ oh right and then so it's like backup and you you trust their opinion exactly because they got your best interest in mind if they're not trying to ████ you first but like you know it's like that's a big thing if they're jealous and they're like he's mine tough right but she
5:56 probably had your back like yo none of these girls are ████ good yeah I know but you're just like they're not good enough for you but they got titties though yeah your sister's not good enough no you can't all right yeah yeah and then the brothers will back up the sisters too like yo that guy's a sleaze back why the ████ are you with him well my brothers are younger than me so it was different right so my sister's my older sister so like I trust everything she has to say oh my younger brother is like I was the example for them that's rough but were you the were you the brother for the sister though when the type of guy she brought around were you like the brother that was like I don't know about this no because she didn't really bring guys around like she was like a square as ████ she's a veterinarian to this day but she didn't want to make you jealous huh swear no but she's the kind of vet who's like hey like we gotta do X-rays I know that sounds like nuts to you in like a scam
6:46 but like we have to do it because like unfortunately I can't get like any kind of like diagnostics from like they can't talk to your ████ animals does she practice out here no she's in um San Diego I would bring my ████ dog to yourself honestly like my sister is like the the best one you could ever have like as far as I know because some vets are ████ cares too much yeah she like adopts oh like she ████ thinks people like bring their cat over like my cat pees on my couch we put her asleep my sister brings it home dude but there are people like that though no and my sister's doctor tutor she has so many ████ animals it's like holy it sounds so hot dude if I if my dog ever has an ailment pray to God no amen I'm gonna bring him here you guys if the care boys ever have an issue please let me know because I'll call her up and she
7:37 she doesn't she's ████ like the best at the best got it and my brother-in-law's really good too he's a biologist he's at UCSD and uh do they ever collab yeah yeah to drop a mixtape together you want to make a freak of a horse but no like there she is like really really good so if you have questions like my neighbor's like hey I have there's some ash on my dog's belly I'm like sure cool so any other girls that you brought around was your family like not cool with any of them all of them except for Nikki what do you feel like set the other girls apart or what set Nikki apart from the other girl sorry um Nikki is interested like like you know she's proactive yeah well and you know how people like that will tolerate tolerate instead of being interested yeah like Nikki was interested an effort you mean like she was interested in your family yeah so the other girls were like
8:27 snobby or what was it like there was a night where like I brought Nikki over and then I fell asleep like 10 30 because I was so ████ tired because we were traveling all day and then Nikki set up with my mom for like 3 30 in the morning they were just talking with each other and like they have a bond since that's amazing that's a build a relationship yeah it's an unbreakable Bond yeah that's cool and and like um am I my my Nikki loves my mom so much and she talks about it all the time that I'm like man it like it like just ████ you know just feels good it just feels warms your heart yeah yeah it does it's like a team she ever feel threatened by her sister um only when my sister's wearing her padded bra damn does your family do they all your dad speaks perfect English yeah yeah do they have a bond with Tiff or no yeah
9:17 definitely like my a good one yeah too like you know earlier it was kind of like a little I don't want to say weird but it was just like she didn't Tiff kind of didn't know how to like interact with my family sometimes because my family's kind of like they're a little funny you know I mean they're a little funny in their own ways they're quirky they're not like bad people or anything it's just like they expect a lot you know what do you mean like specula um they're Chinese yeah yeah like they expect a lot out of who you're bringing over like growing up my mom would be so particular where I wouldn't want to bring my friends over because if they said hi the wrong way oh yeah my mom would be like yo ████ these fools yo like who the ████ are you bringing this hoodlum in my house but over we're like dude it's so Chinese she's like yo ████ these fools yeah yeah yeah she's like
10:07 hey yo like these guys because honestly I would have my friends hanging out at my house my mom would come in say hi and they should be like can you guys speak to the other room I'm like yeah no and then she'll pull me to the side she goes how come no one stood up on adult internet is there anything like Savages or have they ever been civilized are they stupid and I was like I didn't know this was ████ like main Dynasty you gotta acknowledge the hell out of other people you have to yeah and there'd be all these like invisible rules that you wouldn't know until the rule was broken and then it would be a whole thing like confusion standards yeah yeah yeah right right right and it took a while for me to like understand that you know growing up it's confusing too because some of the baddest dudes understand that and then some of the nicest guys don't bro goes over the ████ head right so it's like it's a shift when they go to your house like you can have some ████
10:57 like a murderer stands up and your mom's like Oh I like him until he can keep his ax over here he talked to me for like 20 minutes he's a sweetheart but yeah she has a relationship with my family and like we hang out we do things together and it's gotten like it's gotten way better over the years like and it wasn't like ever bad but it was just they've grown closer they know how to like interact with each other and it's been really cool to see over the past couple years for sure um but my dad has been out of like the country for a really long time but he's been back recently yeah and he Tiff loves my dad like even my dad loves talking to her even though she thinks he's like I remember one time we were eating Korean barbecue and he was like he's like uh hey Tiffany like what's Guatemalan food like and then she's like um I don't I don't really know I've never really had it he's like
11:48 what you're not Guatemalan she's like I'm Salvadorian yeah and he's like he's like oh oh ████ sorry he's just like that ████ dude my dad he's like he's easy to talk to he's easy to get along with he's like you he's like way more chilling it's like some Nick ████ right there I would love to have your dad on JK I would love it I'm gonna try to get him on even though he's s████ all over the show he would immediately go why are you guys using such s█████ exactly I would love it he's like what the ████ you guys talking about on here put next down the hot tea let's go no but uh with all the celebrities that he's met too exactly I know Indiana Jones are you ████ kidding crazy he's like the closest thing to a living legend that I know but but yeah like you know nothing too crazy I got I got made fun of Hardcore for my first girlfriend in high school because it was when I was 15. she was one of I think two Filipinos
12:40 I've ever dated my whole life and I remember my my mom's very sweet she doesn't mind who I'm dating she's very accepting my dad usually doesn't care and this time he was like I don't know if it was the first time but he really gave a ████ and he was just like no I don't like her I don't like her really Dad and I was like why usually it's the moms and I thought it was because she was Catholic and I was like yeah I'm we're I'm 15 like it's not I'm not getting married or anything and he's like no I don't like it uh she has homeboys and I don't like that because she was like because and I was like what do you mean because she she looks like this is 2 000 uh let's see I was 15 so this is like 2 000. so she's wearing spaghetti straps and like ████ low rider bell bottoms like a gangster Filipino girl but she was a sweet girl but it was a style great girl yeah she
13:30 had the ████ bell bottoms and then the little liner around the lipstick yeah yeah the flare older sister who hung out with a lot of like Filipino gangsters and she was like but everybody did like so hot but then my daughter were you motorboating those titties or what I think that might have been the furthest I ever went with her yeah but then uh my dad was giving me all his ████ and I was like why and then turns out he was doing that because he knew that she and I are cousins what the ████ yo what the ████ is going on are you motorboating your cousin what a bomb you dropped ways like through his through my dad's side okay there's a lot of questions so I'm just gonna start somewhere with them why would he not go that's your cousin I don't know maybe he didn't want to break that's a really good question well because here's the thing it's like in Filipino uh family
14:21 trees this is a common thing that happens everybody got cool yeah I just didn't expect it could happen uh inter-religiously you just assume most people same religion Filipino you could find a connection I thought oh she's Catholic there's no way related but my dad um we're related through marriage like one degree between us God so not blood not blood oh but enough to get roasted like crazy yeah I'd roast you yeah yeah it squeeze your dad and go like can you write on me Diana May is is no it took so it took my it took my other cousin who's named Chad Chad is um he's one of the guys he's one of the owners that kind of fit kind of fat he's my cousin he's your cousin what a small world he's the cousin between me and her
15:13 and he was the one who she's our second cousin yeah and he was like no he said through marriage through marriage yeah they they married and there's like a there's a link there so there's no blood relation no blood no blood no blood and then he's the one who told me I was getting kind of spicy though as she was a kid he's like he's like a little kid at the time and he's like he goes hey your dad said your your day your cousin I was like what are you talking about and then like uh and then out of nowhere I guess my dad was making fun of me behind my back about it [Music] and then they started laughing at me and then somehow like my the my friends who go into the same church found out and then at school they were all making fun of us so it worked anyway when he was trying to help you get away from that I can relate to this your dad's kind of an ████ he had a cousin I had a cousin
16:03 who was my second cousin uh-huh she actually told people my school she had a crush on me and destroyed me for my entire Middle School destroyed you now oh just everyone's like your cousin ████ your cousin ████ oh ████ she said she had a crush on you even though it was like I'm excited did she know she was a cousin huh she knew she was a cousin yeah but oh that's not fair because you didn't even do anything exactly how did it destroy your reputation because she liked me so it doesn't matter the kids just talk and like I was with disco for like a year and she was like my first real kiss wow oh Jesus doesn't ████ I I Really Got It Bad like everyone was good because it sounds it sounds worse than it is yeah but like it sounds terrible his first kiss was his cousin we didn't know each other or meet or
16:53 anything until High School I think you ████ know them too oh really you know when you first like like have pillow talk with your girl you guys are laying down you're like just kind of going through the list like also who's like who's your first girlfriend was it like oh it's my cousin actually no no I forget and that's why he's with smack to make sure that there is no relative that's connecting you're not albino Filipino are you Lions Ryan's like laying with this chick is pillow talk and he's like yeah do you think like when your dad and like my dad were hanging out like they were like fishing and like it was like good they had a good time
17:43 because like they're because we're related and because it's that remember Kathy Aquino she's your cousin oh my God same like family tree but interesting we're not like related like that but it's enough that your friends and everybody who's not Filipino totally thinks like oh wow you guys grew up together we're in the same crib and ████ you guys don't even look alike yeah I didn't look anything like this chick my my second cousin but she told one person that was enough to destroy me yeah I suppose in junior high waiting for something exactly yeah for those two years it was like the most dramatic in junior high and there was this chick I like named Adrian and she was like I heard that like your cousin likes you and I was like oh dude if it was like burning my future so what I I love her
18:35 so what I love her eyes on that Hill for no reason I should have ghosted my cousin because of it I was like you're dead to me ████ how dare you you know what that's more harsh back in those days to go somebody yeah yeah because that's like you'd have to do it face to face or they wouldn't know yeah I saw her all the time I ████ ignored her because I was like whoa I was like you know that I am with my sister you can't do this I think it's better and better if nobody found out would you seek that out would you guys have talked and hung out wait who your your cousin your second cousin no it was unrequited about blood though have you guys fixed it since then or no I don't know that's a good question yeah like do you guys still see each other at Family Feud she's giving you eyes at the cookout I
19:25 don't see the Millers ever dude you guys do you guys avoid each other during the square dance partner changes you gotta cool with me later because like YouTube started doing ████ and then she called me later and I was like cool to her because I had to be yeah but like I don't hate her I just didn't forget that ████ and I don't forget I think I'm Petty yeah I'm a ████ tiny little goat brain and just don't forget things but she's like man Steve's looking real good these days I didn't write in my wedding for example oh you did it no wow because you'd be so jealous the whole time yeah yeah she probably she would have objected yeah she's like that should be with me you were German Royals we would have been together kept it in the family she goes I have a video idea cousin's gone sexual actually
20:18 you want some a layer of Truth um she was there the day that that guy put hands on me like like she was there she was there and then I tried to explain to her like why I didn't want her to hang with this dude afterward but then she like liked it she had like a gay friend and like I was like ████ this ████ I was like strike ████ seven which which guy yeah what happened which guy what happens when you hit strikes up if I had hands on you the guy that you made you're like hey Steve you like how it felt the piece of ████ pretty sure ████ you don't remember one of your most Banger hits yeah that's a good hit it's actually really good it made me like this place it did because I was afraid I was like oh man I'm gonna take the I'm gonna like make the room more intense but it was like a nice little tension reliever actually it was a joke
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