0:00 [Music] oh hi welcome back to careful boys everybody we are currently off the record and we're going to continue uh on something that ended up being a two-parter last time i the header on that says how they smashed but it was basically stories about how we met our ladies i didn't like that very misleading dude i wasn't here for it but let's go but people loved it no you were here it was so good that we thought i was hiding from the channel because of the luna you were because we got rag the first episode was stopping you telling your story yeah i was telling my it was so good that we had to do another video so that anthony could tell his story no i already told him nick could tell his story i already told my story you guys talking ████ ████ about kiting and ████ it was wholesome
0:50 that was part two right or part one i don't know but then nick said his story but it was so good we had to hear tiff which is nick's wife's version of it but why why was that why do we tell you to go back just to recap we went to like we were like friends for a while then she asked me to be her date on like the homecoming court or whatever right it's ████ lame i think that's stupid super stupid yeah i hate it no no i hope it dies [Laughter] what a cuck am i right what a cuck me she asked me to go on a date um so i was her date and stuff and at the time i really liked her but i didn't know if she liked me or not she doesn't she doesn't to this day she still doesn't um and she throughout the night she was like holding my hand like very being very like lovey-dove and at the time i had no experience with that and i was like yo what the ████ like this is crazy
1:40 there's a hand in my hand wait again you're how old and i was like i was like i was like 17 16 17 and i was like my uncle's hands like oh yes this is like this like like what's the move do i do this like the thumb grab yeah thumb grab damn dude my thumb is big huh you got a big hand timing thought man [Music] i could really hitchhike so uh during that process after this is this is really fun this is where the story gets really oh yeah yeah i'm listening she's she was wondering if it does i drop her off and we're sitting there in the car and i thought naturally we would like kiss at the end of the night when i dropped her off but then we were both just so ████ awkward and so like inexperienced that i just was like all right i'll see you later and i'm sitting here and i thought we were to lean in that moment never
2:30 happened and i just kissed her on the cheek did you lean in and she didn't lean she was just looking straight yeah she looks straight i just kissed her on the cheek and then she got out the car and then the next couple days when i would talk to her she was being kind of avoidant she wouldn't really like text me back that much very short and it'd be like are you mad at me or something is something wrong you know you said all that oh dude i love it i remember that age i remember the day yeah yeah so ████ can you tell me just straight up break it to me and then the whole time she was kind of avoiding me for a while and i was like confused so that's the part that i needed to get clarification we didn't know either why she would yeah 10 years later so we gave him homework so you never talked about this until 10 years later on the podcast like this is where you cleared it up he likes to let things marinate what's called a very healthy relationship but they're married yeah that sounds like but he's still got
3:20 it because they're married yeah but then but there's still some secrets that need to be revealed here on jk news the problem is is that her reasoning was very underwhelming not really juicy at all she just was saying like at that time she was super inexperienced as well too that she just was so like uncomfortable and nervous about like having a relationship she was just generally nervous too yeah she just was like and so it wasn't like a lame kiss or anything like that nah she said that ████ was fire she didn't say that she's like that kiss on the cheek was ████ fire yeah she was like that was the best chicken of my life i felt it in my teeth yo i thought it was the back of my ████ the back that's when you're hitting all the way up in there behind the ████ dude steve was there when i asked a little tickle a little tickle i facetimed steve so he could uh accurate anatomy do you think that's how the vagina works dude you guys know your stuff
4:10 i was surprised i'm so glad we have a consultant here before for these moments do you want to be our consultant i think i should and she liked our mcb clips she loved it i was plowing her i was a clowner right yes that is exactly how you frame it perfect we made it wait that's me in the back though every time something's said she's like that's good that's good wow really good guys she's the director of just kidding news she needs to be here forever she's behind the cameras like that she was like that's really good hey um nick can you say that's gay or i'm gay or something don't worry i'll say i'll jump in we'll work it in we'll do a pick up we'll do a pickup you think we could throw a zip or two in there change up the vibe so someone just went to anthony no no no no no please
5:01 we're on a roll here huh so long story short the reason why she didn't react and she how she the reason why she avoided me was because she just didn't know what was gonna happen next yeah she loved me so much she was scared bro all right cut the shoe what really happened did she your wife could because you you took some time you sat down and talked with her it was like it was like a week yeah it was like a week of us like kind of talking a little bit but very short yeah and i was like very anxiety-ridden so you're confusing what was going through breaking backs everywhere she just said like i just was nervous and i didn't know what the ████ to do so i just so she froze up yeah she froze up a little ████ dude dude my sister was perfect my sister would go hiking with her um you know now her husband but she said that your hot sister my sister which is she's married she's married yeah i know
5:53 tell me about it ████ ████ somebody you let a good one go away dude damn you did i had so i had the best end of all time just so far [Laughter] what do you think what do you think director slowly turn to each other that's disgusting push it on steve on the monitors give me three give me three we should have agreed to not laugh when he started talking about that so kaitlyn would be like but she wouldn't know is he's ████ serious this guy has a hottest sister ever apparently no it's like a joke but it's not i i still think it's not real but also real but also highly confusing what they call a straight shooter and truth teller thank you so kind of like you guys she was basically a ████ virgin yeah and like you know what your sister yeah my sister and like basically basically yeah basically and like her dude too i mean she sat in a bicycle seat a couple times but i think she was a virgin yeah right so then my
6:44 my brother-in-law now he would take her hiking and then uh nothing would ████ happen the whole time and she's like if this ████ doesn't just kiss me yeah this is the last straw because they did it like this this is like five times they did the dance yeah they're the dance five times and so we're like in the forest alone she's i even skinny dipped in front of him and he didn't do ████ he turned away he closes out he's like i bent over i'm picking up quarters then i'm picking up smaller quarters i'm picking so many acorns picking up nickels then pennies i'm going for wait i'm lost where the environment is there's a bunch of coins that get tossed in the fountain yeah you know what i mean by the waterfall when i was at asian high school like i was probably what a senior at that time i was surprised people were having sex at our age i was like people we know you know i was disgusted
7:34 i was ████ appalled you were a registered republican [Laughter] it was disgusting it was on record too right but yeah no then eventually they they did it and then boom marriage and all that she's like finally we finally did it but i think it was kind of the same nerve thing it's like nobody knows what they're doing exactly and honestly when you're at the wedding watching them kiss was ████ confusing because they were still learning there's still nothing there like listen you gotta practice your wedding kiss if anybody doesn't ████ rehearse their goddamn kiss at a wedding and they're not like a amazing kisser it's really awkward what do you say about me and my wife's wedding dude everyone needs to practice we didn't rehearse we freeballed it friendly neighborhood advice from jk news practice your wedding kiss it was very just yeah she was like you kiss me on the channel because you
8:24 got her with a cheek kiss so you're good she gotta get me back yeah yeah return the favor or ████ ten years later you wanna do one of those things we're about to kiss on the list and you turn your cheek just so you can get it back oh you're a man i got her bro you're sneaky i showed her that's a nice relief that really the only thing was that she was also nervous yeah that's cool that's what she said now it took her 10 years to come up with this excuse she's thought about it you guys just came back from el salvador right yeah and then you just threw it on her like hey remember that time yeah i was like listen here woman [Laughter] no we were going to dinner last night i was like oh babe i got some homework i have to ask you what did you think when i kissed you on the cheek on the homecoming date but she remember that moment though and she was like you were a ████ she's like you're all f-word that's what you're saying
9:14 she was like you were a ████ and i was like oh okay thank you did she say you took too long nah she just said i was nervous as ████ oh she's like i didn't know what to do but she wait what was the second date what was the did you ask her would you have been dtf that night nah she wouldn't know for sure well text her right now ask her yeah dude i'll tell you no full written on facebook today's video is brought to you by babble you know recently i've been traveling with tycho again because he's older and it's really fun to travel with them and it's always been my dreams because he really loves noodles to go to italy oh so it'd be cool if i could learn some italian eat some noodles some pasta with him and be able to speak the language and also teach him stuff and how to say things properly which i think babel is cool because every single lesson is just 10 minutes long to complete so that's something
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10:57 about that yeah they got italian so almost every major european country you want to go to they can help you out right now save up to 60 off your subscription when you go to babel.com off the record that's babble.com off the record for up to 60 off your subscription babble language for life a better question is did she feel like you was a ████ because she asked you out to the prom and now you asked because she had to she answered why because you would have never asked no it was part of the she was on the court oh sadie hawkins i was just saying haskins nah she was part of the court and she needed a date to take her on can't someone still ask someone on the court like another dude could have asked her no she needed someone that went to the high school to be her date but you're a prom king right that was later bro oh okay never goes later why are you bringing that up oh ████
11:48 there's one person homecoming is in the fall prom is in spring okay there's no person by the way that's a ████ fact we have no idea these are women's shoes you wear you wear a lot of women's ████ we all know yeah and then this fool has a ████ thong on too buns or kids yeah those have a thong paired when you buy them yeah it's a it's a white lacy that was wearing a ████ see-through underwear right now let me see anyway he has a crotch's pantyhose on right now let's see your ████ undies dude really it's see-through let's see him oh okay why do you show that backstage like this those are yo you actually i didn't even know they had nan escaped underwear oh let me tell you manscape underwear is the best underwear around bro my girl bought me like ten pairs yup does that mean she had to buy ten shavers that came with one free underwear wait i wanna know
12:39 ████ ryan's story he's the last one we never yeah and i know for a fact she's not dead can we cut this manscape promo real quick yeah promo code we out here mma we are sponsored by landscapes use our promo code we need it good form good form wearing those no my mine's really uh remarkable to me but oh my god you know what i think i i met smack before you did can you let him tell this how did you beat smack let's go by the way let me tell you about your story joe's like let me tell you joe's like shut up shut up let me tell ryan's story okay you definitely met her before i was dating her but we were friends for years and she was just like a friend that i didn't think of in that way at all oh really so do you when you tell her that does she feel unattractive no it
13:30 wasn't that it's just like uh i think she was just like a good friend we met uh through mutual uh basically she did tour she did world tour for how to train your dragon like the live show and she was that's time she was ashtray she was astronauts uh her alternate was a friend of ours so when um basically when smack moved to la after that we met her through our friend who was the alternate astrid and she started hanging with us she was in our circle she um we knew that she was a dancer and that she also did some like acro stuff so one day we were um this macro no we did a uh back of the day quest crew used to do a bunch of shows for nike where whenever nike would come out with new material like they had a new line or new shoe
14:20 before showing to the public they have to show it to their own shareholders and they would always try to do it in an elaborate way so they have like a dance performance with uh with all the new gear on they'll just show only the uh nike headquarters and then uh one of the times that we were doing it they asked if we could add girls to the show and we were like hey girls like we've never done that like one time you're like no girl's allowed ill like we just don't do that and then uh we tried to think like who do we know that is a girl that could do our stuff and uh smack was a person that came to mind because we knew that she did like flips and you know was just like a trained dancer and stuff so we asked her to do it and then uh so we went to portland did the show and i was just hanging with her just as a buddy and stuff we stayed just regular friends super platonic never even thought about that until uh she was thinking about it the whole time just fyi she told me really
15:11 she actually really no she'd been horny she actually was like there was never one time that like someone on her side was like hey you know smith likes you or like i like her like that never happened until uh one of the halloween parties i remember she was dating a dude and she would bring this guy to like the parties at at our house and then we had the quest annual halloween party which is like a really like big thing for us and then that was fun i expected her to bring that dude and i was like oh um there's the dude beat him up right but uh but he was there with a different girl oh really and we don't know him like that we know him only through her so it's like why are you here if you're not exactly so i was like oh hey dude what's up and then smack came later like by herself and i was like yo what the ████ going on and she was like uh yeah um so today like i just found out that uh
16:01 he is back with his ex today yeah but let's go to the party that is of your friends right wow because i want to ████ clown chase the lmfao and the ████ quest crew and is he there and he's like he's like hey no hard feeling sweetheart yeah sure [Laughter] she was like do you know john tracy laptop the uh so what happens is even at that point i wasn't thinking anything yet and i i just i remember i felt really bad and uh because she's so nice and i was like dude uh after the party's done like let's like go get ice cream or something i just wanted to cheer her up somehow because i just felt super sad and then um after the party was over we went to like
16:51 rite aid and just got ice cream right at ice cream's good bro thrifties baby hell yeah and i had a date too i had my own date at this party kicked her to the curb right yeah hey sweetheart guess what no hard feelings how did you go that's what i said so what what happened there you didn't bring her along you're just like hey look my friend's doing a bad time thinking i gotta go do the thing with her and was it chocolate malted crunch was it the chocolate malted crunch that's the best one right i haven't tried that uh the date that i was with wanted to like keep partying so oh it works out great i was like all right they're gonna go do some other ████ uh i'm just gonna go lay low and then we're gonna go like just i should be kicking it start a relationship yeah and then start chapter one of that whole thing so then we even then i wasn't thinking anything and then did the ice cream go like this you want to try ice cream
17:43 it's the same one i was eating i was just eating this one [Laughter] why did we do this why did we do this it's romantic dude sorry it's like lady the trap it's just ice cream before they do this they're eating it off a balcony yeah that was the third beat of that one all right we're done we're done with that so yeah so we're just laying we're just laying there talking and then uh literally within that there was no zip uh within that like i guess like it was like we almost we hung out like six or seven hours or some ████ like that whoa yeah just talking nonstop and it just clicked and you're like damn dude i know you were so cool still telling a story before him and then
18:33 i got a support and i think the most the most important part is that throughout my entire life like i had never been with a girl that was just a friend like it's every girlfriend i've had was someone that i was initially attracted to upon first sight oh yeah and i was it was like it was like mission you know like what they were just a girl sometimes there were girls but not but not a but not a girlfriend good lord next next on oxygen i see where that's at and i like it i like it a little bit it's actually thoughtful and deep ████ yeah i didn't realize how like how much more substance there was in that yeah and then uh we're on this side of the table next level ████ we believe all women yeah bro not the rest of you guys so yeah that's literally that was the foundation of our relationship we just uh so you took it slow from there it was
19:24 extremely slow it was just like friendship and then when did it hit you like when did it hit you were like i love this girl man did you guys ████ slow no it was the uh what was it pent up ████ like i've been loving you this whole time i didn't really really but it was a combination of both well even that didn't come that didn't come until like that didn't occur until like way later too like it it was very slow that's so sad three months six months six hours worth of just touching and ████ maybe like a month or two or something oh that's that's still a month or two of just getting to know each other you are a gentleman bro but what was that what was the moment for you where it was like uh past hanging out past friendship oh and you're just like you know what okay okay i'll take it it's gonna sound really like cheesy but uh um one thing i know she ate her ice cream one thing i noticed about her is that
20:15 she doesn't uh when i when we would talk about our like history and like x's or whatever it always sounded like somebody um didn't make her feel special or like did some like kind of what happened at the party like i was like ████ that ████ happens a lot so i wanted to like um if i was gonna tell her that i i was in love with her and like and i was at the time i didn't want to just be like i love you like in the same places that we always were so i wanted to make something like kind of monumental and then so the way i did it was the what made her ice cream that is the blackest thing like in science class looks like a bag of ice he's rolling it with a toy thing he's like five minutes i'm telling you it's gonna be pretty good just give it some time yeah she's getting both get diarrhea [Laughter] ran out of ice so i only got one room for one but we just split it i made a uh
21:05 so like back in the back in the day at that time i in my car whenever we would get in the car and drive uh for some reason my car would default to the same exact like track that was on my usb and it was like every time you get in we know it's gonna what it's gonna sound like uh same old song i made this like uh hour-long radio show so it sounded like it was the radio oh ryan is the most thoughtful guy i have ever met little ████ just ████ silk city right now no so that excited so in the beginning it sounds like it's that same song all right but she turns it off but then i did uh wait wait wait i ████ hate this song can we get a new ad hey can we get a new station [Laughter]
21:55 literally i'm out the car it's an hour-long like actual radio show and all the tracks are mash-ups made of all the songs that have been in all the jobs that she has worked on since she started working in l.a yeah so it's all the commercial how did you know did you go on her imdb or some ████ well she has a she has a commercial reel that's like insanely long of all these jobs and then i just ripped all the songs from this including the indian song that she was a part of the one no not from the game that's how it started and just all the songs she likes and then it's that radio show is complete with commercials and ████ that are all inside jokes that we've had whoa was she listening to it like oh my gosh so we were sitting in the car for an hour was she like 40 minutes in like this is excessive yeah she was slowly she was just like she was weeping and then uh and i had timed it so that at a point in
22:46 the show uh we call in live like from my phone and then i can talk to the dude on the thing and then like it's it's free it's like pre-recorded so that i'm it sounds like we're talking about something we rehearsed it we're doing it yeah i rehearsed it and then i rehearsed the timing so that on this drive that we took at an exact point in the radio show we end up at this like cliff make out point yeah and then that's where i told her is that why it's an hour long because you timed the drive on ████ and i had to like rehearse the drive and that's when you lost your virginity no that's that's that's the first time i told her that i loved her like was i'm so glad we saved this to the end of course ryan always tops all of our s█████ stories dude we should just be friends i like the way we are we should be friends it's all the whole thing's on soundcloud
23:37 like yeah anyone could just like downloading it yeah and link in bio can we can we get the link that's amazing free asset but there's parts that are missing from me because some of it's supposed to come out of my phone because like you know where it's supposed to be like right yeah and then and then just hire ryan for that part and then at the end of the radio show like her her best friend at the time like calls in and like says nice things about her ████ oh yeah it's one of those things so what the hell how are you going to make a proposal now that s███'s crazy that alone is like it beats so many people do it in reverse drive in reverse ████ all right all right okay ready ready she's like this isn't romantic this isn't sweet you're being weird he shows up to his own halloween party with her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend that would top it technically it's in reverse
24:29 let me see if i can um find a little bit so you can hear what it kind of sounds like damn ryan you're the most fascinating you've seen a gem you are a best man i was gay again oh dude i'd marry you in a heart number one on my list that's got to be the gayest way to do it all right what's your proposal to all of us go yeah yeah i don't even know how to think in those terms that's amazing it's just called um care the commercials okay some of the commercials if your day is anything like ours you're sitting legs up at an armchair with a coffee in his hand ready
25:27 and he did this for fun also professional musical producers and stuff so i was able to do this this is like a gta radio station it is it's better it's 56 minutes long and it's got like it has like he's complaining because one of the radio commercials is for this guy who steals cars and basically like her car got ████ up so basically the i'm the thief that like ████ with it and then and then he calls in to like ask them to take the commercial off because it's incriminating it's like a butcher it's like a whole ████ thing but it's like it's like a play it's like an hour-long play yeah but yeah it's up there if anybody wants to ████ listen to that ████ i mean we we we have them here you can't i don't no need we don't need to keep
26:18 them anywhere else no we gotta be making movies this guy sucks dude your dad should listen to it and get some feedback from a problem he's gonna be like this sounds amazing i'm super wet right now so that's that's a story about like yeah from that day on then uh yeah that's how you got her so she gonna take your last name email makime dude imagine this chick is cheating on him every ████ night every morning afternoon and night oh my god after all of that [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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