0:00 What do you guys think? If your girl is dressing super hot, but she's going out with friends and not with you. She's like going out girls night. >> Does that make you uncomfortable? >> No, I'm stalking. >> Stalking? >> Yeah, I'm going to go visit, watch her ████ what she does, who she talks to. I think she's being a slutasaurus. >> You think so? >> Mhm. >> You know there's guys out there who get really uncomfortable about this. >> Yeah. That would be me. >> That would be you? >> Well, I would feel like so, you know, Gio doesn't do that. So, I to me it would be like if she was trying to be extra sexy with the chicks, I'm like, why are you trying to attract this extra attention? >> Yeah, cuz you're like, I was trying to take you to Cheesecake Factory and you weren't dressing like a ████ for me. >> Mhm. >> there's something going on here. >> Especially if it's Gio, that's highly like unlike her character, huh? >> Yeah, to to dress like a slutasaurus in
0:51 general. Or go out. >> Or even go out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like, what? >> Especially with all girls? >> Yeah. >> Cuz like, [clears throat] they were trying to organize something and then they were like, "Nah, let's stay home." And I was like, "What the f███?" >> Yeah, I don't know. I have a PTSD slightly from that cuz I fell for it one time. >> Really? How? >> With my my ex-girlfriend back in like right after high school. She they her and her girlfriends all dressed up. They said they were going to go for a birthday dinner. >> Mhm. >> And then I was like, "Okay." cuz I'm a ████ dumb ass and I was trusting in it. And then one of the other boyfriends of that group was like, "Hey, bro. I found out they all went to a club last night." And it's like my And it's like my heart broke, bro. Like they went clubbing. Yeah, they went clubbing. >> But they're getting grinded on and ████ you know that.
1:41 >> But it's like yeah, exactly. And he was like, "Yeah, man. I heard your girl was dancing with some dude." Like all of it. >> You know, like stupid ass ████ oblivious low IQ >> Just >> Uh-huh. >> would be like, >> Very [laughter] long. >> They'll be like, "What do you mean? We're just going to the club with chicks. But, I actually think the equivalent of chicks getting dolled up extra than their usual going to the club is like a bunch of dudes going to the strip club. >> I was going to say that. >> It's like a deer being like, "I'll be right back. I'm just going to go get some water." It's like, "Dude, you're getting hunted." >> Yeah, exactly. >> You know what I mean? >> But, the the chances >> Cuz they're getting They're They're seeking attention on purpose. >> But, then they're going, "I just want to get some water. What are you talking about?" But, it's like, "You know where you're going. The environment you're going to get hunted down." >> It's still a higher likelihood that they might sleep with someone than you at a strip club, though. >> Yeah. >> Like, you're not going to get none.
2:31 >> Yeah, yeah. >> That's a different thing, yeah. But, that's how I felt. I felt like, "Hey, that's like if I lied and decided to go to strip club because all of the girls coordinatedly lied to the boyfriends." It's the same thing. That's how we all found out. One guy found out from his girl and passed it to the next guy to the next guy, and then my homie passed it to me. And I was like, >> That guy's dope, by the way. >> Yeah. And I was like, "Dude, this is the worst day that could happen to me in my life." At the time, you know. >> you think it changes as you get older? You're like You're like 30-something. You've been together for like over a decade, and you're like, "F██████ I don't care. Go." >> The funny thing, you know what You know what it is, though? I used to think that it's just me being more tolerant. But, no, you just learn to not date girls that do that ████ >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> So, it's like you built a rapport. It's out It's just like, "Oh, you're going out with your friends." It's not It's a non-issue when you're older.
3:21 >> You learn trust. It's kind of a weird thing. >> Well, yeah, but you also learn like, "Okay, I I'm not You learn the flags that you can't deal with." So, it's like, "I'm not going to be dating a girl who's interested in clubbing at in my 30s, you know what I mean?" It's not going to It'll never happen. You won't reach that moment. >> I'm not into that ████ >> It'll never happen. >> I'm too insecure. >> [laughter] >> Well, also like I think it's a fair trade if like I'm not trying to lie about going to strip club, then you don't need to lie about going to the any club, really. >> Yeah, I [snorts] don't even want to date a chick that is like, you know, "I always wanted to go to Thunder Down Under. And you're like, what the ████ >> [laughter] >> That's so weird. I'm like, I would just exclude that. That would be a red flag right away. >> Yeah, but isn't that nice how convenient it is when all the things you don't like that women do, your girl also doesn't like those things? >> Yeah. >> ████ easy. >> I feel like Nikki would just be
4:11 extremely bored during Thunder Down Under. >> Well, she might satirically watch it. >> She would. Yeah, I think she did that with the with a couple girls a couple >> Cuz those are kind of funny. >> Yeah, cuz they don't She's >> not like that. >> there's actual people that go to those seriously, cuz they like that attention. >> My buddy's chick, he's a tuber scum, his chick is obsessed with that ████ And it's kind of weird. >> Under? >> Yeah, she loves it. Like she Every time she comes to Vegas, she goes to it like four times. >> got ████ in her face? >> I Yeah, I think she gets wet. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Yeah, dude, she's puddling during the show. And she's talking about it after all the girls. She's like, she loves that ████ But like it takes a certain I don't know. I think your IQ has to be pretty low. >> But I would still say that's that's still a better situation than just going to a club and being down for whatever consequences with strangers. At least that's stage to seat and it's still like a
5:01 >> It's a show. >> Yeah, you're not you're not there, you know, with them. Like you're not going to go home with them. >> This chick actually gets pulled up on stage sometimes or she tries to get pulled up on stage and then they grind all the ████ over her. >> [laughter] >> And she loves it. >> Never mind. >> Yeah, dude, it's wild, right? >> But it's still transactional versus like a guy on the hunt. >> Sure, yeah. I think that's weirder when you're opening yourself up to just like random possibilities. Going to bar Going to dive bars like as a married woman. >> Nah, it's weird. >> What if they're just getting ████ as ████ to just go out? >> What do you mean? Like to go Like go to the mall? >> Go to Lavo or like >> Aaron's, just running life. And you're just like, what the ████ Why did Why did you start dressing like this? >> Why you wearing 9-in hooker heels to go shopping at Target? >> It'd be It's It's a thing where like you'd have to have got with her because you like that. There's no reason to get with her and then be mad about that. >> It's so out of character. >> I do like that.
5:51 >> You like it when it's for you. >> trashy for me, yeah. >> Yeah, but you wouldn't want her that that to be out there. >> trashier with another group of chicks. >> No, no, no, no, no. But it But it ultimately doesn't bother me cuz we have cool trust stuff. >> Yeah, yeah. >> Yeah. >> If she'd never dressed up for me, that'd be and then she only dressed up for the chicks, that'd be wild. That is weird, yeah. >> a here's a good example. Like Smack doesn't like that type of attention at all, so she would never dress in a way that would invite people she wouldn't like, right? >> Mhm. >> She's an overalls chick. >> Yeah, it got to the point where like she didn't want to drive the Nova anymore cuz she was driving that '74 for like a really long time and she hated that it always made people walk up and talk to her. >> Uh >> Cuz like guys when they see a girl driving a muscle car, oh wow, cool, you know, and she ████ hated that. So she's like, I don't want this attention anymore. I'm getting rid of this car. So it's like I didn't have to tell her. That's how she said it, yeah. >> No, no, I actually know her. I know WHAT
6:41 HER ACCENT >> [laughter] >> I DON'T I DON'T LIKE IT. I DON'T LIKE IT. >> DUDE, you you would You know that show with the Australian cats? You sound exactly like those cats. >> Get Down with Shaun and Marley? >> Got to be that. No, the one with the the guitars where they're ████ foxy. >> Oh, you're talking about uh Flight of the Conchords? They're They're New Zealanders, I think. >> Oh, okay. I don't know the difference. I'm from Indiana. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, so it was like a thing I didn't tell her to get rid of it. I love that she drove that car. I thought she looked >> That was the main reason why. It was the attention. >> the main reason is that guys will always if she's not with me, they're going to talk to her about the car, they're going to hit on her. They're going to like tell her to roll her window down while she's driving, you know, just anything. It's obnoxious. >> what that is? That's the version of a girl that you got with who dresses uh attention-seeking, but now because she's with you, she
7:32 actually covers up. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> So it's like the opposite, which is ideally what you would want. >> Dude, if if I was gay and I wanted to get hella dudes, I would just drive my buddy Chad's Back to the Future car. >> Bro, [laughter] dude. Nerd guys. >> Guys will almost get in accidents trying to follow you in that thing, ████ taking selfies with it and ████ You can pull guy ass. >> They'll suck you for a ride. >> Yeah, honestly. >> They'll give you road head, they're straight. >> No, dude, yeah. That's the biggest guy magnet ever. >> Yeah, man. >> If you have any kind of memorabilia, like a like a picture car of any sort. >> Yeah. >> All >> If I had a Batmobile, like guys would be sucking me off all day. >> How long have you had your uh DeLorean for? >> About 11 years. >> How many guys try to suck you off to drive? >> Every day. >> That's crazy. >> Everywhere you go. >> Yeah. And the only people the only girls that know what it is are fat.
8:24 >> [clears throat and snorts] >> I'm just kidding. But I'm just mad because a fat chick sat on the DeLorean and bent the front of it. >> Oh, isn't that thing made out of steel or whatever? >> No, the front's actually fiberglass fascia. >> Wow. >> So, only >> They went cheap on it. >> front and the very back are not steel. >> Oh. >> So, when when you have a girl sitting on the front of it, it's going to droop down. >> Oh. >> And it's so like it happens to every single car. >> John DeLorean cut hella corners with the >> If you look closely at every DeLorean out there, if you look at it dead on from the front, it's going to look like this right at the front. >> Really? >> Cuz it warps over time. >> Oh. >> have to get a bracket [clears throat] installed that restraightens it out, and even then it's still a little bit wavy. >> Damn. >> But yeah, I came out during a date one time and some thot was ████ sitting on the front taking pictures with her friend and left a big ass toilet seat like >> Oh. >> I was with a girl that I I I had just
9:14 started dating cuz I I didn't want to get mad. >> So, I had to play it cool and be like, "Oh, you guys are cool. Take photos, it's fine. I'm a cool guy. I'm nice to people." But I I wanted to cry, bro. I was like, >> Oh. >> You should have been like, "McFly, I told you not to be over here, McFly." >> [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. How many times I tell you never to be here, McFly? >> Damn. No, yeah, it sucks. >> Yeah, you can pull so much ass with that thing. My my buddy just got his converted to electric, which is just insane. >> He's got a certified be probably the best, coolest DeLorean. >> So, there's no engine in it? It's just a battery with like it like you can open the the front hood and it's just like a battery pack and then the trunk is completely open. It's insane. It's insane. Cost him 100 Gs to convert it. >> I mean, the DeLorean looks like it's supposed to be electric, so that's awesome. Yeah. >> Yeah, it does. >> And they're so unreliable cuz like
10:04 that's why you got rid of yours, right? They they break down all the time. >> All the time, but it's it's it's not that it it's just the most embarrassing car to break down in. >> Yeah. >> Because it's already going to attract attention and if it's on the side of the road, so many people stop not to help you, but to like, "Whoa, this is crazy." >> And then the uh doors open like this. So, when you get out of a car that's not working, it attracts even more attention. >> I've been pulled over by cops just cuz they wanted to check it out. >> What the heck? >> You actually pulled over for that? >> Wow. >> Yeah, they just wanted to see it. >> Dude, my So, when when I went to the Pinball Hall of Fame with my buddy Chad, we took the DeLorean and it and it broke down in the parking lot. And then but every dude was so hyped and wanted to suck us off so bad that they helped us like push it cuz like they couldn't believe that they were with the DeLorean. Yeah, we push started it and like it still didn't work, but they but we got to push it like out to an area where we got it towed. It was on Valentine's Day. >> understandable though because like before I had one, I was obsessed with
10:54 them, too, like throughout my childhood. So, I if I went up to a dude who had one, I would be so crushed if he didn't want to talk about it, you know? So, I tried my best to like entertain it, but some people just say the dumbest ████ ████ people just walk up and they're like, "You know what movie this car is in?" And I'm like, "I can't ████ entertain this ████ dude." >> That's insane. >> I know they're going to tell you like, "Do you know what year it is?" No, they just really act like you don't know as the owner. >> What? >> Yeah, they're like, "Do you think that you just randomly bought it?" >> No reason. >> they're just those are the autistic people that they they they can't really even ████ think and that's why they're approaching you, cold talking to you and they're like, "Hey, did you know what movie this car was in? Did you even know? >> That's why you got to knock him on the head and go, "HELLO, MCFLY!" "HELLO!" >> THE FUNNIEST though was a a Mexican guy when I was in Pico Rivera, he went up to me and he's like, "Hey, can I borrow
11:44 your car?" And I was like, "Why?" And he goes, "I want to go back to last Thursday so I can pay my phone bill in time." >> [laughter] >> Just a couple days ago. >> That's like awesome. >> he just smiled and walked away. I was like, "That's tight. >> [laughter] >> Okay, I like this car again." >> Funny thing about that car is it can't even get up to 88, dude. That thing is so slow. >> The speedometer goes to 85. The one in the movie they had to make for that. >> Oh. >> It doesn't The speedometer is 85. >> Damn! Yeah. 85? >> S███'s so ████ slow. It has the engine of a station wagon. >> So it looks fast. It's the original rice rocket. >> It does look really fast and you can get upgrades to make it decent, but overall that ████ is so slow and the illusion of of it being fast is cuz it's stick shift. >> That's why my buddy had to get it totally removed cuz, you know, they do that Spidey ninja show and he has the car on that show. It's like a part of the show. And so it kept breaking down
12:35 so then eventually he's just like, "F███ it. I have to fully electrify >> embarrassing. >> Now it's probably lightning fast. >> Did you ever ask Did you ever ask him if he's had sex in it before? >> [laughter] >> I already know. It's a kid's show. Come on, dude. >> What do you I just You're going to say who he is? >> They know. [laughter] Spidey Ninja HQ. Go check it out. >> It's a kid show.
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