0:00 here's a question let's say actual Sydney Sweeney sexually harasses you are you pressing charges just cuz you know you can make a bank oh that's smart I wasn't even thinking about that cuz you're thinking with something else all I was thinking about is wow yeah why do I have the [Laughter] [Music] honor welcome back to an episode of careful boys which is going to be more like a public service announcement we're going to go around in the room and uh guys have you ever been sexually harassed by a female couple times yes but let me let me think it was at a concert and I was uh what is IT crowd surfing but then they would like grab purpos guys would no I well probably a
0:50 how do you know I couldn't see it because there's too many people but I remember you hoping they were women no no I I specifically yes I was hoping there were women and also like if you're crowds serving you're just hoping like there's a bunch of strong women picking you up dude was this a Smashmouth concert it's probably guys no but but I specifically remember somebody I don't know if it was on purpose but they specifically went boom right on my nuts and I was like oh ████ that's what do you think I agree I think it's a dude is that something a girl would do no girl no no girl goes straight I think I got fondled by dude I didn't like it though I remember specifically like I was like woo and then it happened I was like oh that's weird and then and then I got brought back and that was it and you were never the same yep never do Crow surfing ever again yeah maybe not at Warp Tour was it
1:42 did you go when did you have a chance to Crow surf it was actually at ISA Isa Isa they walked out like that some Asian guy did it to you it was at ISA it was far e movement they were doing a song movement and then they were like come on and I'm like all right and then poor cat who knows it could have been a guy or a girl who knows you said what happened to you it he was talking about um a rave we went to earlier and I was like oh yeah that's the place when I got sexually harassed but I actually really liked it you liked it I don't know some would say that it was um some would say that it was inappropriate because I didn't consent to it but we lived in a day and age where that word those words didn't exist oh okay I was like ████ me ████ me
2:33 how did they how did this girl harass you we were uh how you know it was a girl I'm just kidding hopes for you we were talking and then there was another guy and we were all walking upstairs and then when we it was when I was walking up these group of girls passed by and one she turned around and she did a squee on my tush how come I was too ████ up I you ████ up oh there there you go that's that's how you know what girls squeeze butts butts yeah she just did Squeeze and then I was like what the ████ and I turned around and then she smiled and gave me that like and I was like yo very flattering but I don't find you attractive oh I didn't say that I didn't say that you just thought it I just
3:24 thought it I just gave her a thank you cuz I was like dude that's cool man you know what it felt like this is what ladies probably feel if I could get into the mind of a female right it's like it's like you just caught off guard one day and the guy goes you know what you're one of the most beautiful peoples in the world that I've ever seen in my life and your outfit so cool and you're just like everything you're saying so perfect but godamn you're ugly see that's that's kind of how I feel as a female am I right thank you I've never experienced that no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding she wasn't ugly oh she wasn't no but huh no she was Mexican oh Mexican yeah she wasn't I just wanted to add that because I think it it would be for funny effect but the truth is that she was a 10 the truth was I was such a loyal little ████ back then that I was seeing
4:15 someone and we weren't official that I was like not allowed in my mind but wanted she also wasn't hot enough for you to go to to me to go maybe you are someone oh to like take the place yeah it was just one of those oh how hot do she need to be for you to tip the scales in that direction billionaire billionaire and and then how not hot does she have to be for you to press billionaire smoker oh Fair yeah how ugly do she have to be the Press charge so like name of reference person if she was Sydney Sweeney okay yeah yeah yeah but she there's recently she's been on a boat trip and you can see her butt this time okay and now there's new parts of her personality that's coming I know I know which one you're talking about her personal first you thought you
5:06 knew her I look like sh girl upside down thought you knew who she was and then later there's more parts that you're getting to know and you're just like wow you keeping me wow so if it was a Sydney Sweeney like let's say actual Sydney Sweeney was there and she squeezed my ass turned around at that time we weren't even like that committed the the girl that you were had yeah oh okay so it was it was easily or how about the Taiwanese boxer at the Olympics ooh if she are you pressing charges you should press charges would you like to see your lawyer if she no don't press charges cuz she might beat you up well first off more charges first off I would I would have thought it was like K's friend and I would have slapped
5:57 him in the face and's friend yeah one of K's editors yeah one of K's friends before that time I thought it was K's friend ████ ████ with me I will slap him across the face and misgendered them on accident and then they would have been planning to do it on accident and I would have got my ass beat because I wouldn't have known that they were a boxer so I would have slapped them they would have started ████ me up and I would have been like why this ████ hit so hard oh it's an Olympian oh it's an Olympian I didn't see the yeah and then after I fall down she' probably be like you had enough yet ████ and then and then she starts cow Girling you oh my God your dream like at that point I don't think I I would deserve it because of I I hit I hit a girl but then I think
6:49 she'd pick me up boxer that hit probably did nothing to her yeah and then they be like yo why' you do that ████ and I'm like well I thought you were a dude at first I but I didn't know you were a girl like that like yo here's a question let's say actual Sydney Sweeney sexually harasses you are you pressing charges just cuz you know you can make a bank Oh that's oh that's smart I wasn't even thinking about that you're thinking with something else all I was thinking about is wow yeah why do I have the honor I was like out of all the boys in the world that you could be touching why did you violate me no why you choose me yeah and obviously in this scenario I'm single mhm cuz I'm a loyal ████ yeah would you would you
7:41 press charges C sweetie nope she she grabs him he takes her arm and goes like this she sues him CU I didn't want to grab him that hard and he forced me to yeah see I make the worst victim yeah cuz you know how they say like they like it they like the reaction you know and then I'd just be like oh ████ really like you want to touch me the harasser likes the reaction the like they like the stop please sick right so cool they like the they like the why is it the same voice as grandma oh no like they're like oh yeah and then you're like ah
8:31 okay ready to answer a hard question yeah if Harvey Weinstein was a 10 do you think things would have ended differently for him of course interesting yeah because like I think people discriminate against ugly people big time that's true it's already been proven no lie like they say people that are more hot they all they statistically for the same crime serve a lesser sentence do you think K Perry's hot cuz she did that to some young boys do you think oh you're talking about when she kissed that kid that's why you need to have a judge that isn't affect that don't find them attractive you know how they say the beauty is and eye the beholder right so if the if you got to cross-examine the judge and be like judge what's your type one out of 10 with photos is this person yeah one out
9:21 of 10 is like like a roar Shack chest with hot or nut so if if if Sydney Sweeney is like on trial right you have to first screen the judge not the jury you got to do all of them and then if you find out that they're like into Asian girls or maybe Asian guys even better right even better they don't care about blondes you interview you got to interview they have no effect yeah what it should be is a jury full of blondes and a judge that's a blonde cuz usually the same kind will judge you harder a jury that's Blonde Legally Blonde so the judge is just Margot Robbie today's video is brought to you by DraftKings TD tutty taking it to the house whatever you call a touchdown they matter more at DraftKings sports book an official Sportsbook partner of the NFL ready to
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11:05 issuance for additional terms and responsible gamium resources C DK n.co slft ball NFL Plus premium offer available only to new and former NFL plus subscribers additional NFL Plus premium terms at nfl.com terms yeah yeah and then the jury is all of the blondes throughout history dang the famous blondes what Pamela Anderson they just they Bill and Ted everybody into the jury Christina Applegate every blond it's all through it the only the history that we experience yeah it's our era like none of the blondes that I don't know like like think about how if babies weren't so cute I I guarantee you everybody would be ████ them up but not all babies are created equal you
11:57 never seen a you never seen a not cute baby some of them are kind of ugly but it's harder for you to be like meaner to them I think it's easier to be meaner to an ugly adult cuz they're so ████ ugly you don't think it's hard because it's like an infant that can't control things you're way bigger I think there's a human I think oh yeah isn't there an actual study about this that like the traits that like even with animals yeah like when it's cute like think about the when someone's attractive to you right they got a baby face it's so ████ cute it's harder to punish them harder cuz you find them cute right spiders puppies exactly but they're small too you see a spider you're like ████ you spider ████ ████ right you don't do that to a that's how I that's how I am unless you're a psychopath you throw puppies all over like they're spiders all over like they're
12:47 spiders you try to get a cup to catch one have you ever been sexually harassed nope good all right and that's the show it's hard cuz as guys I don't think you classify it the same yeah I think I think there's times where there's girls were just like on me and groping me and I was just like ████ yeah that s███'s TI you know what I mean but I never had like a oh what the ████ you touch me what about a dude what about D even when girls stalk you it's kind of cute yeah I think guys are lucky that they can be stocked and it's fine it's cute because it's like up usually less dangerous if you were doing the same actions or saying the same things to a CH that again your chances are bigger totally different there are crazy ass ████ though that are ████ scary and that'll like burn your car
13:38 down and ████ apparently and then like no the ones that are like uh you got with them and you're like oh a this pop your tie ████ like uh yeah but now we're not talking about sexual harassment no no these are the ones that you're just like oh oh she's like blackmailing me oh totally that's scary that reaction to be blackmail not good damn the scary one would be I thought with my Wier I got with the wrong woman you know then Too Late by then you never had that I was just saying the scary ones is sexually assaulting you and then ████ yelling he touched me oh like that's the scary damn oh the ones that are like lying what if what if what if what if she
14:28 touch you you're like and then she goes what the ████ that's true's going on so so like does it does it still count she just baiting you yeah like does it count if they do it to you first and then you uh respond is that are you the offender now if you you know what I don't know is that so let's let's figure that out for no that's not supposed to count but like if they're psycho ████ of course you're going to get in trouble yeah that's that's the weird thing that's like somebody going to you and being like hi and then like you say hi back and you're like don't ████ talk to me yeah exactly exactly is that a thing though is that a thing where like if a woman is initiating sexual contact with you and you're not doing anything and then the second you do she's like whoa I didn't say you could is does that still count though that's psycho that's the blue is that psycho or is that I'm saying if you
15:18 go and only reciprocate at the exact quantity amount but how do you know but but everybody's line is different yeah it's not like say how you grab her tits right do you know how like right exactly if you match it fine I think if you go step before or after and she says no she's allowed to change no obviously obviously in cont she slaps the ████ out of your ass and but then you're like Bart so then you slap the ████ out of her ass she fly that's not match almost not even sexual sure it's going relative to the context but but of course you know what I mean if it's like a a uh 40% shy flirt thing you can only go so far back you know what I mean this point you just got to ask them what are you trying to do what do you want from me oh yeah but that's that's to not be in danger like you can up the anti if you believe
16:08 in that moment like that's where believe in the moment believe believe mean cuz sometimes they want you to make a more bold move but like they initiate it to allow you to know that it's okay move right dude that's a hard thing to sense like cuz if you're especially if you're like a guy that's like new to all of this stuff like what is consent what is not and then all these signs it's like how do you know where you're supposed to you're literally supposed to it's just like being a child in the world you make mistakes it's trial and error you make mistakes until you find out like what the right thing to do is ████ around that's why that's why the safe bet for Guys these days is just pull your pants down to your ankles pull your Shir your nipples and lay down on the couch like that say I'm ready no that's when she Tak for my [Laughter]
16:58 MRI like why they keep blackmailing me with these photos and I'm at the hospital the doctor's like okay you didn't have to take your dick out but just getting it like a checkup you're going to go through that table that moves Cat Ready dick is showing he goes through the the TSA through the airport but he's like this I'm like for this and holding my stand up with my hand it's like you're not supposed to take your clothes off you don't have the guts to do that dude I would love it dare you I'm like a toddler ████ getting ready to pee if if we all have to take the same flight to Hawaii let's all do that in a row put
17:49 your shirt out with our dick out all in a row let's get kick out one after the other we've got another one we got to go s our shirt and our pants you got to act like fob you got to act like ████ fobs so they just think we don't get it I don't think I can pass what would the charge be again incent exposure it depends it depends if they can see it or not get marked as possibly yes we showing huh because yeah that would be a big you're going to end up in citizens ass yeah I would I would be a it's okay we got a lot of J fans at TSA yeah they can't save us they'll probably protect us no yeah you get in trouble because there's kids like within I IE
18:41 view of you is is harassment and assault in the like where's that line assault and harassment assault no no no like sexual no because here's why what's the L murder and getting a cup of coffee cuz I hear people saying that when they get touched inappropriately they call that assault so where's the line then they cuz technically by law that's battery if someone even touches you that's the weird part to me like let's say you're arguing with someone and they put their hand on on your shoulder and they're like calm down like that's technically you can argue that that's battery it's that's crazy but doesn't the intention have to be agressive so like like I said like how do you fight for that aggressive right even like I even saw something where like if you were like if you had a camera out and then they like push your camera like this that's technically
19:32 battery too isn't it I don't know I'm not sure well you're not allowed to destroy somebody's property yeah but you can't even like make physical like contact even if it's with like something like you're holding don't touch my knife that's
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