0:00 you know you know hotel maids like they see the craziest stuff like I think what we do I don't know about what you do what we do is here what do you mean that's not that's not a purpose what do you mean nutting on ████ though [Music] like welcome back subin to another episode of the careful boys Su here Anthony's back Anthony's back from doing a grand opening at a kite store in Thailand a kite store yeah that's Bart's new thing he said you were you were promoting kites am I said am am yeah they love K kite bro dang they did a whole kis performance and at the end a whole Dragon Kite came out and then they were flying it all I get is this text
0:50 from Ryan and he's just like did you see our prank video about you I'm like what he's like dude just be warned man I'm committed and I'm like that's a scary text from Ryan that's so scary what prank video I don't think you're I don't think we just talked about how there was ways well it was mostly Ryan talking about don't ruin it prank I'm not going to say I don't even remember it I mean the video's public yeah you know what Ryan said that scared me what so you know he's moving to Vegas right yeah yeah fishery he's like yeah like they're going to close escrow in like a week or two oh he said you guys just wait for the Antics I'm like oh ████ what are you going to do so believable to Nick I I also think you're Ultra effed why like imagine like the days that you got to come out to Vegas but like that's like our home turf
1:41 yeah that's true I'm going to be staying at Ryan's house probably yeah you're not us you're not going to hit us up I I'll probably stay at all your guys' houses but I'll probably make my rounds I stayed at Bart's house last time I'll probably stay at your house you have a nice bedroom for me thank you and you gave me a tour so maybe I'll stay at your house yeah tip's aware of it you know I'm stay on the Strip maybe I'll stay with Jo maybe me and Joe we'll rent out uh Circus Circus and have our own night yeah no we probably won't we probably you know what I sometimes I like to do is get the s███████ hotel and get the ████ Penthouse luxury of that shest place we know Joe we we participated how much are the most balling stream like 400 bucks for our Penthouse yeah but sometimes it's like oh you got to go to like the Palms the penthouse at the Palms but that's like 10 40 G's isn't it like like a basketball court in your
2:32 living room they're not that crazy but I don't think the Palms is ghetto no but did Pals not ghetto did you see that movie Anora Anora no the one that like won the Oscars and stuff like that they shot at the Palms I think it's the Palms but like the penthouse or something like that anyways uh this this film just she won like best actress I think won best director like basically nearly swept the the Oscars um and it's a really good movie but it's also one of those things that makes you like slightly uncomfortable it's like one of the like Russian oligarch Sons or something like super rich type ████ he like goes to Vegas uh hires a stripper I don't want to spoil everything but basic you should watch cuz it's a good film what makes it uncomfortable it's like old boy style uncomfortable no not not not bad uncomfortable like but like real world it's not it doesn't feel like um there's like a story line it's just things that
3:23 happen oh but it's really good like that cuz it's shot really cool and uh kind like like uncut gems like that s uh I didn't you didn't see uncut Jam I didn't see that one dude that cuz that movie is like chaos it just feels like that's that's what I'm talking about it just feels like it's just one thing to another and you're like dude how does this happen and things just escalate and next thing you know it's like what the ████ yeah yeah yeah would you say it's the modern hangover no because hangover was a comedy this is not this is not a comedy what I don't want to watch it then it is really good it is comedy watch it with Nina um but point is is that I think they're they they filmed at the Palms I think they got like the penthouse for it and I remember thinking myself I was like they have this ████ at like the Palms that's cool they got hotel rooms like this cuz we we we did a really nice suite at the circus circus
4:13 and honestly that was a very okay situation there's ones at the Palms that have a bowling alley in your living room too what why really straight bowling alley yeah well I think that's 300 that was the old Hard Rock I think the Palms has a BAS basketball court yeah I think it's called the hardwood Suite I think is what it's called yeah that I don't think they have a bowling alley yeah it's crazy but the but the Hard Rock is now the Virgin so I don't know if they still have the same sweets one thing I well the Mirage is now going to be the Hard Rock yeah the one I do want to rent is the uh The Hangover suite at Caesar's oh ████ expensive how much is it I think it was like 10 G's for one night one it's got to be something we got to all chip in on or something we like it enough you do it off seon yeah but now it's it's kind of expensive what's
5:03 offseason for a penthouse yeah that's true what do you mean that's a good question like January cuz I feel like Penthouse Lifestyles is like I don't know if there's a season for I just feel like it just no it'll be like like we we got a two-bedroom Penthouse at the bagio and then let's say if regular if regular is like 3 5K a night get it for like under Grand like 800 bucks non F1 season that's for sure cuz that's like Ballers Run town yeah so whenever there's not a convention you just got to look at the calendar because there's people out there that are like the there's websites that are specifically for deals in Vegas oh and then I mean when I found it back in the day I went down the rabbit hole of all like this whole like Vegas deal ████ and so if you go you figure out there's a calendar of when the traffic is high or low and then you look on the website and
5:56 then there's different sites that just tell you like sweets Vegas sweets so you could from all like all the sweets on the Strip they'll list out all the pricing then if you do like a week day it's a crazy you get the whole Penthouse experience but it'll be like a Tuesday night damn yep I like how you know this stuff why just cuz you have like a house in Vegas or like eight places to stay or like but hotels are my favorite thing and one of my goals in life I have really good goals right one is I want to stay on every single uh Vegas Hotel on the strip it's a good i't done that actually I do that too even the s█████ ones yeah like yeah like even the link when it's flooded that's probably the best time to do it prices are low Polo Towers what about like the weird ones that aren't even actual hotels they're
6:46 like the ████ yeah like the the ones that are like Embassy Sweets or something I don't no I don't who whoa let not get C single oh like like in between North Las Vegas and Like the higher you know there's like one's they'll be like this was only four stories tall like those ones you would do those ones no like I don't really care kind like Prime real estate spots though even though there's like dirty and like not as cool like the ones that are really like right across from before you get to the Strat like right at the turn of the street yeah some of them off the strip right I'm actually going to stay stay one soon it's called the signature by MGM oh signature by MGM is cool it's like slightly off strip just behind the three towers I like that place and then the prices are pretty damn good yeah cuz it's like 100 bucks and you get a whole apartment with a kitchenet and like yeah I think it's a full kitchen actually with the stove and everything so you get like 900 square ft
7:38 for like 150 bucks wow wow what are you doing in Vegas where you stay at the signature yeah about to make some babies huh no h yeah um leaving it in at the signature we got to go back but I instead of going to my house I just thought it would be fun to stay at the strip and then Bart was going to come afterwards and then we're going to go stay at Bart's house kind of boring huh what I would like is if restaurants made hotels like the Tacos El Gordo hotel or the In-N-Out Hotel that'll be so tight remember In-N-Out is quite good branding think about it about F yeah you guys are making lots of money you guys ████ that's that's a layup idea right there that would fly but remember when the Hooters I think it's O yo now but Hooters bought that hotel yeah and and in the beginning it used to be all
8:28 Hooters like waitresses and all that stuff cter Hotel makes a lot of sense now it's just o yo and then like oo yeah it's like cleavage like boobs and then the Y I thought it was like a i Oho that makes sense oo oo yeah I don't know oo o yeah it's like that you probably stay in a lot of hotels cuz like you travel the world I was like in Vegas no no in general right yeah you probably stay in more hotels than you in your own house I do right now for sure for sure but how much do you like hotels I love hotels but the hotels got to have like just certain things like uh for me I don't even put it in my writer but like I definitely want to make sure that there's a dope breakfast I don't even need it I just want like anytime do you
9:19 you mean like room service you know when there's a breakfast buffet you want the option especially in Asia too when they got like the noodle station of course got the western food station where you need to get your like your eggs your hash browns your bacon H hot dogs you would like a waffle bar yeah they got a waffle bar they got like the dessert section they got just nothing but fruits and vegetable or salad bar crepe guy and then like eight little canisters of different juices like guava passion you're like what is if they have ████ like that I think I could stay there for like 2 3 weeks a long time and so as long as there's a good breakfast buffet and there's a decent gym yeah that's all you really need damn like I was in I was in a really dope gym SE situation recently when I was in Korea where like you have there there are people that have membership to that hotel gym that don't stay at the hotel w wow that's how dope the gym was it's that's how dope it is but that means if you stay at the
10:09 hotel like you're not a member so you don't have access to like the sauna or like it's not 24 hours so that was like the the con of it but it was literally more dank than like like some 24-hour fitnesses I swear it just had every freaking machine and stuff too but then I also stayed in a hotel right before that when I was in like this ghetto spot of like China where they had two treadmills uh a little like one of those little push-up things where you take the handles out and put them in different holes yeah like a puzzle mat and then yeah and then like a cable machine where half of it was broken so you could only do a LP pull down but you can get creative yeah come on and get your pump in but that's it so that's that's like I'm like I can't stay here for a long time because there's I just feel like like inefficient you know but yeah hotels are really really fun but don't you like it when you come back and everything's clean for you and it feels
11:00 like especially the hotels when you open a door and it's like out of a magazine you're like the furniture and everything this just looks like artwork oh yeah those are nice I feel bad for the maids sometimes why cuz you make it dirty I don't make it dirty on purpose you know you know hotel maids like they see the craziest stuff like I think what we do I don't know about what you do I was nutting on ████ and I was just like here let me just what do you mean that's not that's not a purpose what do you mean nutting on ████ though like no nutting on stuff I'm just saying on like the telephone like what are you nut what's going on with you man you know that there's people who do that ████ yeah that's weird but yeah yeah when you think about it there you should go to prison honestly if you're a maid you should be able to report that as a crime if you see if you find jizz everywhere you should be able to call that guy and say I agree Asylum get this
11:52 guy out of here I was trying to like explain this to TA but it's just so hard what how you like him nutting onone expl what what kind of transition is that no So like um you know we recently went on like a little family road trip right and we stayed in hotels and he has his blanket his like blankie and so he would just throw it on the floor like oh get it off the floor I and he would take it oh I love where we're going he's going like this I'm like don't do that I'm like do you know how dirty this floor is cuz in my brain people ████ bust nuts everywhere there's Coke on it there's dog ████ people bring their dog you know they don't clean the they don't clean any of it they don't do that exactly and then Tao goes they just or why Papa and I'm like how do I explain people come everywhere bodily fluids yeah I'm like
12:44 just don't do it t it's called nutting we're bleaching that thing we're bleaching people are nutting yeah that's better for just say nutting hey someone here nutting yeah and if they explain what it is just say it's nut you don't want dirty nuts say nut yeah that's a good way cuz he's a kid so he wants to lay on the floor too he wants to bounce around I think it's a best just tell your kid that it's nutty nut nuts like you eat the nuts what if your K lik nuts no then he's going to believe that until he's like 15 people are going to make fun of him when the parents not looking they're like I like nuts so they're like rubbing the floor with a oh that's crazy I wouldn't even go that for you know what did change for me is um I anything that's two star and under now it all feels the same and it doesn't feel like that exciting like
13:34 have you stayed in you stay at a lot of two star and under hotel for the Thrills I thought it would I feel like that's a straight Motel agreed yeah but it used to be funny like if I if to me I just like I just want to see everything like from the lowest of the lows to whatever right can I be racist for one second ████ oh ████ you show to the hotel it's owned by Indian guy you got to leave right away that s███'s crazy you stayed at an indian-owned Hotel MH and what was your experience when you stayed there so Indian guys they're not known to splurge oh really of course they're not known to splur so they they like to keep the savings on their end yeah and I've been to probably three or four pass down the expenses to their customers is different parts of the parts ████ Texas California wherever and if you show up sometimes you'll find the last
14:26 Patron's hair in there uh there's ████ crock roaches crawling behind the tile like parts of the wood panel it like it's mold behind it yeah you're like oh this guy probably gets this room cleaned every four or five stays well it's not even being racist it's just literally being you're valid you know what I'm saying you're valid it's just it's just it's just you're telling no lies here true but you already know exactly what your room's going to look or feel like by like the carpenting hallway that leads to your room and the lighting you know yeah all of that if the light's flickering bro it's elev forever broken yeah or if it's not like a warm warm light it's like a some sort of ████ you're getting vertigo going down the hallway yeah but most importantly smell check how does the
15:17 hallway smell oh yeah no nut okay no nut what does nut smell like to you he's really good at the nut smell specifically what does it smell like to you what's the what we got we got macadamia nuts we got we got Hawaiian chocolate are you talking about smelling macadamia nuts you walk you're crazy did I walk into a trap a subie trap don't act like y don't know he think you're talking about C I just want to I think it smells like I think it smells like bleach what do you think I've never smelled nut in the hallway yeah no I know sometimes that's a real problem smells like nut in here if you do end up smelling n on the hallway immediately refund take your deposit back get the ████ yeah how do you prove that you're the only one smelling it I smell nut in theall like I'm shie I know what nut smells like trust me sir that
16:08 hallway smell's like nut and that guy go that is not nut D you grab him in the shirt and you be business you're just like bro I'm about ████ choke you out ████ and he that means it's serious oh my God pull them over the desk and ████ pull all the phone lines and cable lines have you guys ever had to like be like this place sucks I'm gone yes yeah 100% y I did not feel comfortable I only had that one time where was that my my friend and I both walked into the hotel room we looked at each other we're like we're not ████ here exactly exactly exactly we're not ████ here we're out we didn't even say goodbye we were just like nope there's times where I like afterwards
17:00 I'm like I should have not stayed here dude you just stuck it through well you know like for like powerlifting sometimes you just book the closest hotel to the event center you don't even think and then you go there you're like a and you're trying to find maybe there is a clean sheet whatever oh gross you're like I'll just sleep on I'll just sleep on this side little cold you know it's funny it's ironic because like in like my my contracts I have to stay in a fourstar hotel or better damn that's sick fourar better yeah but the funny thing is when you know when they do like a like a buyout like a allinclusive on your rate and then so you book your own flight and accommodation I'll I'll go three star or less just to make sure I could pocket the rest of the money so I know my maintenance you know is pretty low my tolerance is pretty high in terms of like the end of the day I'm just sleeping here like if if it's on me if I
17:51 can put extra cash in my pocket I'm just going to go with the cheapest closest most convenient available thing nicer hotels do have nicer beds too though for sure for sure but nicer money in my pocket is always what I'm going for especially if you're doing a gig you're probably only needing it for 2 hours right hey but here's here's the thing right sometimes I feel like the cheaper places are actually cleaner not if Indian hold on hold on we're not talking about Indians think about it when I went to Hawaii nicest hotel right we were at Al mon hotel and the floors was just like but that's not a cheap hotel bro but that's what I'm saying so I'm just saying I felt the floor at the nicest hotel and I was just like yo it's kind of it's kind of ass probably just spilled orange soda that's what I'm saying and then you I open up the sheets and there's a little stain and I'm just like I really don't like it
18:42 but ████ it we got two beds you know what I mean you feel like it's because your expectation was too high the expectation was insanely high you're paying top dollar if we're paying top dollars it needs to be high if it's not high I'm ████ pissed cuz that's a hard-earned money but now I we went to a cheaper place in Wy ke cuz we just needed one night the bed was just insanely cleaner but the place looked like ████ but but the bed most importantly the bed was cleaner and the AC was working way better where you where you stay right before entering my by the ilai right next to that CVS you stayed at CVS hotel stay next to the CVS by long every establishment has a hotel that tight right before but it was surprisingly it was a lot cleaner I felt more comfortable I I even looked at the maids the maids was like nice old lady
19:34 Filipino old ladies and you're just like oh it's clean and you watch them doing the laundry cuz they have to use a laundry there so you're watching them do it you watch them do that is a hack though watch it I saw it there's certain hotels that uh cater to like older people so then the prices are like senior prices right and if you see the clientel like they're just old folks on a road trip so like motels do that too so what they probably just want clean standards but cheap right and then like handrails everywhere handrails everywhere yeah hella handicap if you can find those dude they're like a 100 bucks hella cheap and then they usually have like breakfast included and then you get the Continental ████ you know when they got the waffle maker and stuff you can make your own waffles if you got a waffle maker that's I'm good I'm good
20:25 you know what a lot of Chinese hotels have nowadays it's interesting they got them ████ robots that delivery ████ for you was that like like room service yeah and and it just and a Non-Stop spying huh yeah it literally has the Emoji that's smiling there and then like staring at you it's always trippy cuz when you open the ████ elevator and the robots there it's like right in the middle and then IT addresses you and ████ are you nice to it or you mean to it I'm not mean to it why would I be mean to a robots some people are mean to robots probably that's why they have scratches on them all the time that's what I'm saying I bet some people shove them and kick them I would I would too see subie subie is one of them looks like he's ████ ████ up to a robot you're spitting on it calling it an idiot for sure dud you said you nut everywhere no well not I didn't say I nut everywhere I that's that's a whole that's a different conversation that's not true that was literally earlier this conversation no it's not true that's not it's not what you you guys heard it here first L be nuts in hotel rooms you guys
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