0:00 Dude, Nikki uh years ago, she's like comes into my office and she's like, "Oh, what are you playing?" I'm like I immediately just freeze. I'm just like I'm like Star Wars Jedi Fall in Order. [Music] Sonor Town day, boys and girl out there. We hope you guys are all enjoying your meals. If you are um eating along with our mukbang, we were having Shinortown today again. We haven't had it in a while. Been a while. Okay. Wanted it. So, we love the idea. But you know what? I had to get for desserts because we're doing two course meals here cuz you know, Anthony likes to think that things are doing hot. But, you know, I got to prove him wrong. What kind of company?
0:51 What kind of company? What kind of company you gives you mother dessert with your lunch, man. Dude, you got what? These are past your own. That's how we know the views are getting better, boys. I feel terrible. And we went to BJ's day for his birthday. Give me this one back. That's so funny. I feel like birthday week. Why are you putting it back, dude? How does it feel to be 40? First of all, I'm not 40. Oh, right, right, right. Second of all, one anecdote is when we were scheduling these JK shoots, um Rhino's like, "Dude, just don't even come in on the 5th, man. It's your birthday, dude. Just just take the day off." I think we all actually been here on our birthdays. Yeah. I don't know why it always lands in like cuz you're not going to not work on your birthday, you know? I don't know. Okay.
1:41 Girls do that. Do you guys think it's kind of gay to want a birthday like celebration when you're past 30? Yeah, for sure. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trying to get too much. I just think milestone ones like 35 and 40. You should go off. No, you you should celebrate your birthday, but like don't be too obnoxious about it is all. So, you know how Hannah's highly homophobic and she thinks all these guys are gay, right? Yeah, everybody's gay. So, I had this talk with her and I was like, "Yeah, you know, I think um I should put more effort into like maybe celebrating ████ cuz I feel bad like you're always planning." And she goes, "I think it's gay for a guy to do that. I think his wife should set it up. And I was like, "This is why we like Hannah. She's the best dude. Sick." And I'm like, "Why?" And then she's like, "Cuz for a man to want a birthday." She goes, "Until you're a senior citizen, that ████ is gay." And I was like, "That
2:32 makes no sense." And she goes, "Think about it. Can you picture a 55year-old man going, "It's my birthday week. I want ████ everyone to be on my birthday. I'm going to wear this outfit." And then she's like, "That is so gay." Like she's like, "It's out of control." Yeah. She's like, I could see a grandpa saying, "It's my birthday. I want everybody with me." Cuz it's like, "Okay, his grandkids aren't there. Everyone's getting together." And she goes, "But by that by that," so that gap between like a teenager to like that age, he goes, "No man should want a birthday party." I love it. And I was like, "F███ when you put it that way." But I felt bad cuz I was like, "Oh, maybe we should be um or we're all a little gay. Maybe." Right, Tyler? Not me, brother. Not me. I'm gay, but I don't really like having birthday parties. Thank you. As a gay guy, he's
3:22 like, "Yo, that's gay, dude. I wish I I wish I didn't even know my birthday. Too much effort." Honestly, I don't like planning my own birthday and stuff like that. But I like it. I like it when my homies have birthday things cuz then I get to have fun. But see, that's the thing. It's different if you're the kind of like person like your birthday would be hell of fun because people would be whing out. I was like some guys like we're going to go to Build-A-Bear. Like that's crazy. All right, dude. Because it's about your friends, right? Excuse have fun with your friends is good. But when a guy is like, I want my time. Yeah, you gay. You're gay. Or like, hey, like, oh, did you not bring a present? Oh my god. Someone ever said that. That's been a thing to you. So, there's a guy I know who was like that. No way. What the hell, dude? Did you stop hanging out with Pretty much? Yeah. After like a year. How old was the birthday? Do you
4:12 remember? It was like late 30s, bro. It was wild. You didn't bring a gift. So, this same cat, he um he told his his wife at the time, this is one of my favorite stories. I've probably told it a bunch, but he he told his wife at the time, um you know, his birthday is always around Halloween. So, it's just after Halloween. And he's always like um he he confronted her one time. He's like, "Look, like I I came home and like there's no decorations or anything in the house like for Halloween. Like it it just doesn't it just doesn't feel like it's my birthday. Oh my god. That's really weird. And I was like that is the gayest ████ It seems like single child type. Yeah, exactly. No, he was I think he was constantly babyed by his parents and that's just what happened to him. Saying that as an adult is crazy.
5:03 Is this your neighbor Ryan? No. Chucking duck eggs. This is from years ago said that but that would be funny. But but this this guy like he then his wife like went out to the store and like bought Halloween decorations and put them up that same neck. It's crazy. She didn't divorce him. She's like busy as ████ She was running around town doing all kinds of stuff. Well, she should have divorced him. Well, eventually they did get her divorce. Oh, good ending. Good ending to this game. You can't live with a guy like that. It slowly icks you out. Put my wife through that. Like I can't see her going like she's I just be like dude I don't want to burden her. Sane dude. Yeah. You can't be another child. I don't even like Nikki making eggs for me. What? I don't. That's funny. I feel I have intense guilt when she when my wife cooks for me. I don't know why. I enjoy the ████ out of it.
5:54 I ████ love it. But I also I'm like damn you really did all this? The main ways wives show their love to their husband. You know them. You want to know the maximum guilt you can feel? I'd rather eat my butt instead. in maximum guilt. Maximum guilt you can feel with that is if you're playing Call of Duty in a dark ass room with headphones on and then your girl slips a plate of food that she made in front of you. Hey, you know what that is? That is the maximum guilt. You guys that was almost like a little puppy just laying his head on your shoulder. Unless you're streaming and making money. But I feel like it builds up credits in your brain though, right? Where like I feel like once she's done that Yeah. Once you I feel like once I eat it I'm like all right I'm going to have to cook something dope. You know just something where like it's storage. That's the right answer. I think a lot of guys would be like yeah that's ████ right dude. Have you guys seen no ketchup or something like that? That's flip the plate. What the ████ There's guys like
6:44 that out there and that's who I'm really jealous of. Back to the last round. Have you seen that compilation of the girl that cooks and then like she'll bring out the plate of food and it's like her point of Yeah. And then every time it's like oh here babe here babe. She has good recipes. Yeah. And I'm just like, that is the ████ coolest ████ ever, dude. Wow. If Tiff is if I'm playing video games and Tiff is in the same zip code, I feel icky. Mhm. I shouldn't be doing this. But she don't give a ████ But it's just it's just my own weird. It feels like you're you're you're jacking off and it's like your thing. You're being a loser. Yeah. Feels like I'm being a I think it depends on what game, dude. I'm out here ████ starting bad guys, brother. I'm ████ you know, playing UFC 5. I I do find that that is a real thing how like remember they've said for the longest time that like guys are different in the way they can just loop the same thing of entertainment for
7:35 hours and hours and hours and hours and then girls look at you like what get a life but it's like no that's my ████ piece for real they can do that with TV shows though like they they watch Court TV like that they watch the Kardashians like that they got their ████ they got the same ████ yeah video games were a waste of time so was reality TV shows ████ you. Reality TV shows are my ████ Hell yeah. Doesn't mean they're not a waste of time. Oh. Oh, it relaxes me. Cuz I do. Apparently, you do need some sort of brain rot for your head, you know? Like you have to have it. You kind of do need to like Yeah, you kind of need it just like de-stress off your brain for a bit. Yeah. To like if you want to like help recovery and stress sometimes you need to watch like some mind numbing ████ And they say laughing
8:25 is really good for that too. I was trying to explain like cuz Smack was like looking over my shoulder said, "Oh, what game are you playing?" And it was like it was a game that looks like Final Fantasy Tactics. So I was like, "Oh, you know, it's very similar to chess, but there's just a lot more levels to it." So I'm basically a chess player. That's tight. I'm like, and imagine imagine if the chess pieces could level up and then they could equip weapons. Very similar. It's actually more complex. I am the Magnus Carlson of this household, dude. Nikki. uh years ago. She's like comes into my office and she's like, "Oh, what are you playing?" I'm like I immediately just freeze. I'm just like I'm like Star Wars Jedi Fall in Order. You know, I just That's funny. It's like spit it out, Green. Spit it out. Like, oh, there it is. Yep. There it is. But
9:15 she likes Star Wars, right? She doesn't mind. But I feel like Nick's saying, I'm just a guilty boy about it. I like Tip. Sometimes Tiff would come out like when I had a Switch and I would play a Switch. She would come out of her office or something and I'll be playing on the couch. As soon as she opens the door, I just throw it and I pretend like I don't know why I go. She's like and she knows exactly what I'm doing. You get the childproof you playing video games. You said what? Lots of girls are turned on by their man playing video games. No, they're not. I don't know the not this generation. I don't know what pornos you're watching, brother. Wait, what? Dude. Hey, one time I did that and she was like, "Are were you jacking off? Swear to God, she asked me if I was jacking off. You think I was jacking off with the Nintendo Switch? I'm not Anthony Weed. You know what's funny is they probably wish you were jacking off and playing games. Does he get catches a stray? I don't know. I jack off to my Nintendo Switch. He jacks into weird stuff for sure. Yeah. Toy
10:05 Story. Frozen the mobile game. Slinky Dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the other day like uh Schmack had asked me like randomly. She's like, "Have you ever been caught jacking off by like any of your exes? Like, have you ever been caught?" And I was like, "Is this a this a trick question?" I was like, "Did you catch me or something?" I was like, "Why are you making me ask you're in the house?" You say no. And she goes, "Think again." Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I was like, "If I say no, are you going to tell me something?" Wait, where did that where did that come from? That's I don't know. I don't know. I think she just like randomly Well, explain this. Are you caught? Are you wearing a wire? I wasn't like in the middle of anything. I was just hanging and she's like, "Hey, have you ever been caught?" I feel like there's a standard girl question like when they ask guys like you ever got caught jacking off? I was like ripping the nest cameras out of the wall. Yep. Smart
10:56 checking teddy bears for cameras. Yeah, dude. Teddy bears face on you for a while. Red light coming out of there. So I know like Harry dude you guys actually play. I haven't played in ages. Like legit I can't. I'm too addicted. So, I have to like I have to finish some bucket lists before we do it. But I am excited for us to get together. Yeah, me too. And ████ Just for fun. Maybe we'll make content, whatever. I don't want to make it like a thing and make it like work. Y, but if we can at the Vegas studio make a little setup. How do you guys imagine that looking like? Would it be like a table where we're facing each other and we have computers and stuff? I could see it being almost like this with all with terminals. Yeah, with and and then we have a screen in front of us. I see. I can see Ryan making all the executive calls and me being down for
11:46 it. Yeah, legit. Who's you going to pay for all the equipment though? It's going to be me paying for it and you guys having fun while I'm never there. No, dude. Loop that and send it to me rather than loop. You're going to be our Conan O'Brien. Remember how when he plays video games, it's way ████ funnier because he complains about things that gamers don't see cuz it's so But I I Yeah, that's true. cuz I'm not deep into it. Dude, imagine we play GTA with this guy. Nobody needs more gamers talking about the game. They need like people that see from the other side. Playing like like the new Grand Theft Auto and being like, "Oh, is this Grand Theft Auto 1?" And we're like, "No, it's the new it's six." And he just keeps asking questions like that's the kind of thing I like. I think that's funny. Yeah, I love that ████ But I know more about GTA than anyone here. That's my main ████ That's the only thing I know. Do you know the ballot of gay Tony, dude? Hell yeah. You know the lost and the damned.
12:37 Oh, the ████ motorcycle group. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, you jack. You know how to jack up? I'll play the frozen game with you. Like I think it's hilarious when girls go, "Why is Blanca green?" You know, like ████ like that. Like you would have never asked that. I never have even thought that one time. You know, you're just like, "Shut up, b████." And then when you explain it, you explain like, "Oh, it's because he uh was in a plane crash in the Amazon." And then you go, "That is kind of stupid." And she's like, "How does that answer it? And it just goes forever. I just always figured he's a monster. Like what do you want? Yeah. Oh. Oh. Wait. Why does Doll seem stretchy? You know what I mean? Oh, cuz he's in a car accident. Like a car in New Delhi. Car. Like what are you talking about? Right. You know the real reason he does it? Yoga. It's cuz they ripped it off of a of a Chinese film where the the Indian guy can do that. Oh, really? It's that simple. It's
13:28 Chinese depiction of like um one of those Seven Deadly Venoms type movies. It might even be that, but there's a freaking turban guy that can stretch with Bengals on his wrist. That's it. Please tell me there's Bengals. Most of the reasons why ████ is the way it is in 80s and 90s games is because a movie had it like Final Fight. So, they're just paring it. Yeah. They just go because they're looking at market research. They're like, "Oh, what do American people like?" Yeah. Just ripping it off, man. Ballro. Yeah, exactly. Mike Mike Bison. Mike Bison. Mike Bison. M Bison. Yeah. Wow. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Every video game has a Bruce Lee character. No, it's not. Every single one. And Bison is not Mike Bison. Mike Bison. Bro is Mike Tyson. I think you're wrong, dude. I think Anthony's wrong on this one. No, it was originally Mike Bison, right? They had
14:18 to switch it when they imported America. Yeah. Mike Bison. Yeah. So, they made Vega. They changed all the names. Yeah. Remember that? Cuz I thought Vega was the MBison. Yes. That in Japan originally. That That guy's Vega. Oh, but then they made the M stand for Major Bison later on in order to like cover up the switcher. Yeah, you're blowing my brains right now. It was originally Mike Bison was supposed to be Bar, the boxer guy, but they thought it was too close. They get sued. Yeah. So Mike Bison's a real name. It wasn't a joke that you know what I mean? Yeah. It was not It's not a joke. In Japan that guy is still Mike Mobison. Microbison. Yeah. Bison. And then Saget's always just Saget. Saget. Sagot. It's not Saget, right? Saget guy. He was my favorite character. I've been saying it wrong though. Yeah, but you couldn't play him in the first one. Oh, yeah. Cuz
15:09 he was the number two. All right. Yeah, but he had this is just bad. The first time I saw Street Fighter 2 and I saw Hadukan, I was like, whoa, dude. I heard they were rumoring they're rumoring a cast for uh the new strike Street Fighter. I saw that, too. I don't know if it's real. They're saying Jason Mamoz Blanca. But then you were saying that there's no way they can top the earlier one. I wait the one with ████ van. He likes that one. That one's saying it. I will continue to say it and I will defend that movie to like soul art. The best movie. Soul art. I got honestly like out of everything in that movie, the one thing that you can't be if you do the remake is the Ral Julia's bison. He was really good. That's the only thing. Everything Kylie Manog is okay. We can We don't need that. I can't believe that's Kylie Manog, bro. Wait, Kylie is cat. That's Kylie Manugg. Really? Yeah. Do you guys remember in
16:00 the Cammy was ████ hot though? We didn't know who she was back then, but that was like a vehicle to get her into American entertainment. Then she came out la can't get you out of my can and Spike Mortal Kombat. Sonia was hot as hell in the movie, dude. She was like she was like mean. Yeah, she was mean. I like that ████ I like when these ████ are mean. She's like my wife. She beat Kano. She beat Kano. She was so scorching hot in that movie and then I think she was in um that Adam Sandler movie too where he's a kid. Sandy Wexler. No, no, no. Shut the You know the the Sonia Blade from the Mortal Kombat games? That's actually the body and the portrait and like she's like this. She follows JK. No way. No way. I follow you, brother. I follow you.
16:50 Carne and she still 100% looks like that. She does like comic cons. Yeah. And she like does meet and greets. She looks 100% like that. Ask her which Mortal Kombat character she thinks I'm most like. Ask your mom or dad. The one that with its head already off. Gorro just by looks. You could be Yeah, you could be a Goro. Goro for sure. Yeah, you could be Goro actually. Yeah. Am I Mandela affecting or was there a female Goro? The other one I could be female Goro. I'll be fem. Shiva. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shiva. Yeah. Mortal Kombat 2. Is that the first time we saw her? Yep. Shiva with the red. She had like a red. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Super buff arms. Somebody out there's like, "Damn, that ████ is hot." By MK3, you were just like, "These people look crazy." Yeah. I got Jack's arms. We could play it right now. We could play it right now. We
17:40 don't play it ever. Finish him. You know, we should play it. I've been too busy kicking Ryan's ass in Soulcalibur. Soulcalibur is That one's just so fun, man. It's too hard. You guys are too good at Soulcalibur. It's so good because I just came out again because it could flip. The tables could turn with one thing. That's what I love about it. I like to run you off the map, dude. Thank you, ████ I like to run you off the map and then jump after you. I used to think I was so sick as Asteroth. I couldn't be beat, but you guys always school my ass, dude. This guy's good. He's good with everybody. He actually, all jokes aside, he kicks my ass. I'm a button masher. If we all play games together where we have to like like say like we all play Call of Duty or something where we're on a team like Ryan, are we going to be organized? have no I I I don't know. You'd probably leave the pack. You guys would probably leave the pack. I suck. Really? No. Steve's just throwing grenades. I'm camping. I'm for sure camping. It's
18:30 friendly fire. That's it. What kind of What kind of games you play? Well, on Counter Strike, you I don't think you get hit by friendly fire unless you're in that turn. I'll ████ with you. Trust me. I'm like I'm like Steve in Armageddon. People are like, I don't think we can trust this guy to stay behind. The nuclear warhead. At the beginning of the game, Steve is just buying a bunch of smoke grenades. He's like, don't worry, guys. That's I don't need to get cash. That's what we got to find. Games were like Steve can ████ it. Yeah, betrayal games. You know, I got you. What are some that you can think of off the top of your head? Oh, yeah. Games like Among Us. They made a bunch of them after that blew up. There's a lot of clones. Among Us. That's part of the gameplay though. That's not even fun. Among Us is like there's too much tasks you got to do. I don't know if I'd be into that, but I like when you you can find a loophole. Only you can betray. Yeah. When I can find a loophole in the game and ████ people over. Like when I did the Star Wars when I destroyed the Star Wars Galaxy's wedding. Oh, cuz I used an exploit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. There was this
19:21 game called Star Wars Galaxies and there's people getting married in it and ████ So, it's actual people. It's like an MMO or something. Yeah. Real people getting married and then everyone like announced like we're going to have this beautiful wedding on Naboo and ████ Oh, what a beautiful venue. Exactly. And they're all like excited and everyone shows up to the wedding and I have my brother um there ahead of me. I was like, "Hey Nate, go there earlier and I'll meet you there." And then I I Nate's like sitting in a in a chair waiting for the wedding to start and like the bride's like walking down the aisle ████ and I'm like, "Excuse me, sir. Um I just got up. You you're sitting in my seat." And he's like, "No, sir. I was just here." And u and I'm like, "No, sir. You're absolutely sitting in my seat." And he's like, "I absolutely was not." And then I was like, And then I pulled out my gun and I start shooting at him. But the gun that I pulled out, my character wasn't proficient with the gun. So it doesn't do damage, but it but it does all the graphics and ████ right? So it's like
20:12 pew pew and then you I can make my character do rolls and ████ So it's like horribly distracting. So I'm like rolling into the aisles of the wedding shooting at my brother and he's shooting back at me and then I having a show. Yeah. And I'm throwing thermal detonators and ████ rocket launchers and ████ at him cuz I'm not proficient. It's not killing him. It doesn't do one damage to him. So it's just missing at all times and going into the crowd and ████ and everyone's like, "Stop. Stop. You're ruining our beautiful day." And then it was like on the Star Wars Galaxy's message board. They all have disbanded. The wedding got ████ cancelled and and then they all um mission accomplished. They went on the Star Wars Galaxy's like Sony online entertainment message boards and they said Zan and Xan who is my character and Usagi are griefers or whatever. And uh yeah, what is a griefer? Griefers are people who delight in destroy. They're not trying to play the game. They're just trying to ruin the game for everyone else. Exactly what I didn't even know I was a griefer. I was like, "Oh, I guess that's what I am." I could put a name for There's a society
21:02 for me. So maybe that could be a thing where we orchestrate it with six people and we can go in the whole wedding and do ████ like that. It's like a flash dance. Our our screen names will just be the Griefers. Griefers is sick. The Griefers is sick. Did you guys hear about those griefers of uh what game is that? Is it Diablo or one of those games where people got really close online and then they held someone in like their their clan passed away in real life? So, but they're all like from different cities. Oh, I heard about that. And so they held a funeral in the game, but griefers found out that they were That's ████ up. And they ████ rushed their funeral and killed all their characters. That is ████ up, dude. You can kill characters like that in Diablo. These are like children who don't understand the pressure of life yet. No, they No, these are people who get to be an You know what I mean? If you get to be anonymous, it's way like ████ these
21:53 people, dude. One of the coolest games I seen was a stand Have you seen that standup comedy VR game? What are you talking about? So, it's like a So, it's a thing where like um you're basically at a standup comedy club, right? And then each person that's going to go up is actually in the audience, too. And then so when it's your turn, you go up and now you're facing everyone else in the room and you're performing. But then because everyone also is going to go up, they're all just going. Is it VR chat? Yeah. And then then that's sick. And then if you're so bad, you get switched out with the next guy and then just no one can win because everyone's competing. So they're all just like mad. It's really funny. Kind of. Speaking of VR, have you seen like the people doing dance careers in VR now? People have like full body tracking suits and they just dance full time. Oh, they just like V with dance dancing. Yeah. Oh, interesting. That's crazy. They're You guys are going to get run out of town, dude. It's already over. AI
22:45 and VR.
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