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JK Presents the Asian of the Year Award

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0:00 All right, other Asians. >> Probably Gangaskhan. I'll throw him in the mix. >> Of 205. Dude, >> I thought we were doing of a lifetime. I thought of a lifetime. Get that. >> He's still relevant. >> He might be the most iconic. >> Welcome back to another amazing episode of the Careful Boys. Recently, Aunt Edwards, probably one of my favorite ballers right now, NBA, uh he did something on like his live stream or whatever, called the Believe That Awards, right? >> And one of his awards that he that he made was called White Boy of the Year. And he gave it to Timothy Shalamé. >> Oh, wow. >> What? Why him? >> I mean, I don't He's just the white boy of the year. He's been doing some cool stuff. Yeah. Everybody likes him. He's he's not only doing the really cool roles, but

0:50 >> he saw Wonka and he was like, "Yo, this is the white boy of the year." >> Just his energy about it, too. Like he's like going to like all the Knicks games and stuff. He's sitting there watching like when he gets an acceptance award or speech, he's talking about how he wants to be one of the greats. He's not trying to be focused on any of that other stuff. He's dating what's herf face Jenner or whatever. Like he's just he's just white boy of the year to him, right? >> So, I thought it'd be funny and be like, "Hey, through the powers of JK and the Careful Boys, may we dub and create the Asian Boy of the Year award." >> Asian Boy of the Year. It could be just Asian of the year award. It could be a girl too. But like based off of just whatever rules and things that we consider something that should be awarded. >> 2025. >> Who was the most significant Asian? >> I know the Asian of the history award. >> Bruce Lee. >> ████ Johnny Kim or whatever the ████ The overachieving ass space dude. >> Oh my o overachieving ass ████

1:42 You can't even surpass that fool. >> That's the Asian of the lifetime. That guy has three lifetimes in one lifetime. >> What are his three things? >> He's a astronaut, firefighter, Navy Seal. >> Navy Seal. And then he went to become a doctor >> at Harvard. >> And then he's an astronaut. >> So he graduated Harvard as well. >> Yes. And then now he's an astronaut. >> And now he's doing porn, too. He's got a huge dick. >> Shut up. >> Good for him. >> How do you have time for that? Does he have a family? >> And he's a good dad. >> He might be Asian. He's Asian of the >> As long as this dude lives to not blow his brains out. He's Asian of a lifetime. >> Yeah, for real. >> He's Asian of the year. >> I've been DMing him since like seven years ago trying to get him on Jake. >> Nothing, huh? >> You know, someone clipped our review of him. Yeah. >> And then that's been going around as the meme. Yeah.

2:32 >> Yeah. That's what it's like went viral. Like >> what were you guys saying about him? >> I started off like, "Dude, this guy whatever, whatever." Yeah. >> It's just like a quote of them going, "You heard of this guy?" Yeah, >> small world. >> Wow, look at this guy. >> Who is this? >> You would You wouldn't believe what happens next. >> I found out that Mike Oscar Delta went to high school with them. >> No freaking way. >> And they both became Navy Seals. >> Both became SEALs. >> Are they still like Were they friends after high school at all? Oh, >> I don't know. I forgot. We started talking about something else. >> All right. Other Asians? >> Probably Gangaskhan. I'll throw him in the mix. >> 2025, dude. Oh, I thought we of a lifetime. I thought it was the last. >> He's still relevant. >> He might be the most iconic. >> Yeah. Who's ████ killing it? >> Paul Pot's been pretty sick. 2025.

3:23 >> Okay. Legendary. >> Maybe we could throw it into the mix and then from the mix we'll choose. >> That's Johnny Kim, by the way, just in case you guys don't know where we're >> Oh, please, man. I don't want to see this fool. >> Wait, now we're putting it away. >> What a failure I am. >> Maybe Bobby Hundreds is one of them. >> Okay, Bobby Hun's ending up at Disney. >> Yeah. We're throwing that in the mix. >> From street wear to like head of Disney global track, >> his whole track, dude. >> You got to give it up to Bobby Hundreds. 100%. Yeah. >> 2025. >> And he's cool as hell, too. >> And he's cool as hell. And he actually went on JK when you asked him to. >> No. >> And he didn't he didn't slander Anthony either. He didn't. >> But we slandered Anthony in front of him. And now he knows the air sesh was a ripoff of something he designed. >> Greatest moments. JK. What about um is there any standout actor slactresses from like the K-pop demon hunters? You

4:13 think >> Ardan Cho, baby? >> Throw Ardan in the in the mix. >> She's in K-pop Demon Hunters. >> Yeah, she's she's the voice. >> She's one of the main ones. >> One of the main ones. >> I forget her name in that >> ████ Anna Sawai. She won an award for uh the Shogun. >> Oh yeah. Was that last year though? >> Oh, maybe. But she did they did a killer job. And why did did a really really good job. I don't know if she's Asian of the year though. You know, >> that's a hard that's a big title. We're looking at Johnny Kim standards. We got to pick somebody good. >> I don't know who's going to hit that cuz he's the he's >> my guy. >> The person that every Asian mom compares you to. >> Oh, >> she's like, "You're not Johnny Kim. >> ████ >> How come he can do it?" >> I just hope his mom still isn't satisfied. That would be real funny. >> That would be >> Yeah. Truth to her. She's like, "Why you keep switching jobs? Stick to one job."

5:04 >> You know what my mom would call that? Why you rolling stone? >> No roots. Just keep going. >> No roots. >> Get no moss. >> You're not a general in the army yet. >> Come on. Throw some more Asians at us. Anthony, >> I'm trying to Well, you know, we could talk about you could talk about the Daniel Day Kims. You could talk about the Lisa. >> What about the Nvidia for Jensen Wayne or whatever? >> Oh my god, crazy. I like these deep cuts where it's like, okay, Jensen Hang like that fool is kind of wild right now. >> He's powerful. He leads going to lead the future probably and he's articulate and he can go anywhere he wants and nobody's going to hassle. >> Yeah. And people just put dumping billions and billions and billions into his stuff. >> Someone screenshot his LinkedIn. It was said bus boy and then Nvidia

5:54 after bus boy. >> Dude, that's m that's like a human of the century. I like when they asked him about like work life balance or whatever and he was like if you want to achieve anything there is no work life balance. >> Hey, keep it real though. >> And he was like, I only work. And he goes, and when I'm at home with my kids, I'm thinking about work. >> Yeah, it's true though. >> That's it. >> That's true. That's how you know people that achieve that hard are freaks in some way. >> They're freaks. Yeah. >> Real. >> They're so obsessed. It's like an addiction. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lbs and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way, shift your calories from day to day between meals, and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you want, and then it gives you the plan to follow. It's super easy to

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7:35 >> that was tight. >> I think Kim Jongun deserves >> He was He was in there. He was in my head. >> He recently had that parade. You guys see that parade with the Vietnamese, Russian, and >> is that the one where they just showed the world that they have another nuke? >> That one >> and the Chinese guy. Yeah, those three are walking side by side. >> They showed the nuke. >> They showed the nuke. A long range nuke specifically meant for like worldwide travels, aka other countries, >> bro. >> I mean, come on, dude. He's our age. Imagine being our age and you're just a king. >> So, you are you putting him in the mix? I think we should. >> He's in the consideration. >> I would have like 10 chavevels if I was Kim Jong-un. >> Only 10, huh? >> Yep. >> No, he would just have a Chevel and tell everyone, "Look what I invented." >> There was a

8:25 >> the Chinese car. >> The new Joo that wrote a novel of his life there. >> That guy's Asian of the year. >> Yeah. >> The chef. >> He's a Japanese sushi chef that got kidnapped and then later he willingly stayed. >> Wow. Wow. They let him go, huh? And he said, "I'll stay here." >> I might throw in like a show Otani. >> Show. >> Oh, okay. Yeah, >> bro. That's That's a good one. Yeah. >> I like his gambling manager more. >> Yeah, >> cuz that fool's pitching now, too. >> Yeah, he's pitching and it's like if the Dodgers go to the World Series again, like that's crazy. My favorite meme of him, I don't know if you guys saw, but uh he's holding like eight paper cups cuz he's so ████ Japanese that even though he's the star of the ████ team when he goes to the water cooler during games, he's not just getting it for himself. He gets eight paper cups, fills

9:16 it in all his fingers, and he passes it to the bench warmer. You want water? You want water? You want water? Like, he's just such a wholesome dude. What a good guy. It's so ████ cool. You heard about how he took a pay cut so he could just have a better budget for better team members. >> Yeah. >> Oh, no. It's It's not a paid cut. They they will give him the money later. It's just the most interesting financial deal that makes a lot of sense where let's say he got I forget what the number it was like 710 million or something like that. The most insane >> freaking amount that you should ever get signed for the Dodgers. But then but then he's only taking like 2 million a year or something for 10 years and then at the end of it they have to give him everything. >> So it gives the Dodgers budge. Again, I'm correct me if I'm wrong with the >> but being able to delay payment is huge in the financial world. >> Yeah, it's huge. It's very smart play and then they get to build a strong team around him so that it's not enough to just get paid that much and then like your legacy goes nowhere. It's like he

10:06 wants to win every single time. I feel like every like team owner is probably like, "How do I get myself more Japanese athletes? >> They're clean." >> They got the They got the other um Japanese pitcher, too. Yama something. >> Oh, is he new? >> Ham Ham. >> Dodgers too or I see >> Orokosaki is his name. >> Orokosaki is wild. >> But wasn't that isn't that like that's not a new thing though? They've always been >> that Magikarp. Magikarp. been always bringing in like Japanese and Korean players and like >> Zebra >> they just never star status like Otani >> Otani is becoming the Jordan of like >> changing the game >> he's everywhere bro he's on all the buses in LA I love it >> and then like just the etiquette's different right cuz uh did you see that Padres's dude ████ pitch the ball and

10:56 hit hit him on his back and ████ >> yeah and he waves down the the the pit and be like >> I was tight classy guy >> so classy >> can't be hurting a star like that bro that's messy If Kim Jong-un's up there, I think Show Otani should be up there in the conversation. >> Maybe Kim Kim and then Show's like here >> them show run a country, dude. >> That's true. That's true. He's He doesn't have this >> Dodgers Nation, brother. >> He probably runs off. It's a big deal. >> Do you Is it to be argued that uh Kim Jong is running the country as successful as Otani is baseball? >> If you >> Good question. To his people, he is he's number one. I mean, if you're not going to survey the country itself, >> I think it's the sacrifice. So, like if you can assassinate your own brother, I think that's you're deserve you're deserving of being a leader. >> North Korea first. That's what you're saying. That's what he's all about.

11:46 >> No, like if you think about it, right? Like how do people become kings? Sometimes you have to kill off your siblings so they don't challenge your position. And that's a hard thing to do because you might like your brothers and sisters, right? >> Because you might like them. That's why it's hard. >> Yeah. It's like you got to I mean, you grew up with this person. It's not It's not like killing a stranger, that's probably way easy to do. It's easy to like kill a bad guy, right? But if it's someone you care about and you're just like, "Ah, I don't want this like line to succeed me and you assassinate your own brother, that's sacrifice." So, I would say he deserves it. And he doesn't feed his people. So, I think that's a big one, too. >> That's a really big one. >> He saves a lot of money out. >> Yep. >> Who's Asian of the year in your world? Jackson Wang. We know um in my world. Nina. Wow.

12:39 >> But she's the Isn't she Pacific Islander? >> Yeah. We We get to choose which one we are when it's convenient. >> Is Pacific Islander more Asian or is Indian more Asian? Go >> Pacific Islanders probably. >> Like that's a conversation like Show Otan and Kim Jong-un. >> Yeah. The number one Asian is a Kazakhstani

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