0:00 I'm like what the heck we're in our minds like what the ████ is gonna find out dude that's that's right you know this is why I think they should bring back the hell out of kids [Music] uh anybody here ever uh I'm sure Bart did um what the ████ me I'm sure I did me why you gotta blame me right away yeah I'm about to dude I know I'm a good boy yeah I'm a good boy I bet you I have sometimes I was a little bad okay do you think you have do you think you have I'm chatting with the fans that are watching us live streaming right now but do you think uh if you guys are not a part of the patreon you don't even know but they're watching right now as we go bars all right um basically to get to the ████ point a police have alleged that a teacher wrote
0:52 a bomb threat note to blow up the junior high school where he was teaching sociology or social sciences man in order to get a day off from work damn you can't just call in sick dude some people are so like lazy lazy yeah like that's a lot of effort remember that girl she she was working security and she shut down the festival yeah oh yeah oh that's what Chappelle uh was here yeah that's right man people are crazy because teachers get a substitute teacher you just ████ tag them in like you're ████ wrestling all right you're in for you to get the Summers off yeah seriously maybe they had like really s█████ students and they were so sick of them just call in sick you literally just say oh I got covered and no one really cares too you know oh yeah nobody's even gonna question you say yeah oh stay home stay home yeah so he was a social studies teacher at a Junior
1:42 High School uh in Michigan that is a ████ dick ass age though really I don't think so you never had me well your mom was a teacher right did she teach you for junior high and she taught everything but I coached uh Symphony 8th grade basketball and I know basketball is not the same it is I know I know that's different but you do like even like four through six I think is worse and also was it just boys basketball no I did at all it was yeah it wasn't a co-ed team though no no no no no you know that's what team did you hide that's what I'm saying like when you separate the genders at the age of two they're killer it's a different Dynamic how about this did any of your ████ kids the minute they see the ████ drug smelling dog come on campus five dudes hop the fence we grew up in different spots so we didn't have no drugs smelling dogs I'm talking about these ████ you don't know the seven eighth graders I know let me tell you
2:33 that is true I think I was really I was well behaved in PE and stuff like that because I had things to do in the classroom oh man yeah this is different I I look back and I want to write letters and apologize to the teachers that I ████ ████ you have this platform right now they're probably scrubbed Mr ████ ass dude that looked like where's Waldo I'm sorry I know one time you brought your wife to see how menacing we were what is to observe man he was a ████ dude he got ran over like he brought his wife like yellow Zoo this is a different kind of apology to watch to watch how ████ up the students were and then that fool changed his life and he wanted to be a pastor instead because I think he was like these kids need Jesus I'm like trying to teach like math like this will look he looked weak dude
3:23 he looked like if Mr Rogers was like 18 years old when Mr Rogers a badass was cool I like Mr Rogers but this guy he just he's one of those guys that you look at him and you're like man you're a ████ so he kind of deserved it I like that I like that to illustrate Mr Rogers as a weaker person you bring him back to his Heyday age I thought he was like a marine or something at 18. no no no no and then um there were just there was just one teacher I think one was like you've had a breakdown in the middle of the class and he goes I just want to change ah and then he went and he sat down and he started like right writing um what do you call it like grading papers and then we were dying laughing when he did that because he got really red like he was cherry red when he said that and then we were like in tears just laughing is this
4:13 in high school yeah Junior High in high school I why but it was it was in that like you couldn't control well you probably good but we were so stupid that that was the entertainment it's just oh yeah ████ with people all day long and I don't know um when you're a kid with stupid ass ideas you just won egg you know we just keeping I mean junior high is literally the ████ around and find out age yeah yeah and I found out but I kept going dude yeah it's a lot of mob mentality too if other students and everybody's messing with the teacher like you just start doing it because teaching is one skill set but like trying to Wrangle a room and get everyone's attention and keep it that's another I would I would assume 50 of it is babysitting yeah yeah or to know how to communicates a whole group of kids like that's a whole was there any
5:03 teacher that controlled y'all see I went to a weird school so we're all pretty cool I had a a math teacher she was a ████ man we hated her so bad and then um so we would try to be as menacing as possible but she had this way of really making everything so human and like less about like at first it was so strict and Rule heavy and then later she got me to really like math and it got to the point where she's like hey my husband is a banker and I think he's like runs a bank if you ever want an internship or have a job you can but in the beginning I ████ hated her so much that's tight yeah how'd she turn it around over time I think she I felt like like treated like a human being like I think it was different from like you're a nuisance when I was to like oh I care about you stay after you're not in
5:53 trouble I'm gonna try to help you with this ████ that's cool so then that is a big difference when teachers like choose to like level with you like we had a an algebra teacher in high school that looked like literally she's just like an old gray-haired fat lady that you just didn't think was going to be fun at all right and she wasn't fun mind you but the thing is this time do you guys remember better luck tomorrow yeah dude so that happened at my high school in Buena Park High School so it's two guys from Sunny Hills High School and two guys from border Park High School based off a true story yeah it's based off true story and they bury this guy that they murdered her ████ in in Buena Park which was right really close to my house right so I remember that movie had come out so like it was just the only thing that everybody at our school could talk about and then everybody hated to go in this ████ algebra class right but we go on this algebra class after lunch and I remember just asking and be like hey Miss whatever I was like can you tell us about like the the the
6:43 story about the kids about and then she just leveled with us and just told us what she knew and I shoot you not from that moment on to the rest of the year nobody gave her ████ wow it was just like it was just cool to just show it to her class because she just ████ treated you like in a cool way once one time yeah you know what I'm saying yeah that's pretty ████ cool and that's what it took for a lot of kids like because my high school there was different obviously we have teachers that you knew you could ████ with yeah and there's other teachers you knew that you couldn't at all they're meaning they're super strict and then there are other teachers that were really cool yeah like that would you could be able to like hang in their class and have a conversation that would stay after class and you'd be like oh can I ditch into your class but yeah come here come on and you they would let you in but then you would like respect them as people you know but we don't like all our teachers though damn you say like one of them died I
7:34 remember I had this one teacher um her name was Mrs Leventhal and she was one of those that need to have ████ like multiple glasses because it's near the side and Far Side and probably middle-sided too and in the way the classroom was was uh was was like set up here's the chalkboard and here's all these rows of like the the desks that are connected to the chairs and then I remember I would like sit back there I'm like hey Miss levinthal and it should like turn around and it's just like switch Graphics like what what and then she's like like go back to writing on the chalkboard and I'll be on that side she's like because you brought that up and I was like oh were the other students like laughing their ass off watching you do
8:25 that ████ no it was actually a smart class you know Model United Nations like it's like a debate thing yeah so it was probably like 90 smart kids that hated my guts because I'm ruining the learning and then there was like me and like a couple of other delinquent kids that were just like having a good time how did you get in that special class you had good grades no I don't even know they just put me in there I didn't last very long I feel like that's just innocent though that's fun yeah we did a little like innocent things so I went to a super small school you know we had fun and I didn't go as crazy as the others because my mom taught there for like 30 years so all the teachers knew everything about me and so and I knew them so I knew how far I could go with each one so I never really got in trouble but I ████ with them a lot some of my homies go a little crazy and we had one science teacher man I'm sorry bro and they they went up in class and he just had like weird quirks I don't know if he had like Tourette's or what
9:15 you know just some weird ████ and homies uh went up while he's riding on the board somehow slipped his cell phone out of his pocket oh ████ just went back to our desk they called themselves to get his cell phone number and then like called them for the next like eight years even in college even in college they'd be calling them at like 2 A.M but that's like innocent three years out of high school they thought it was so funny they'd be calling them you know what sucks about being the teacher what sucks about being the teacher it's like your first time doing stand-up comedy but all the hecklers are professional that's true it is ████ dude dude that's rough you just want to like teach the periodic table and then you have ████ like us every single time you turn around we Chuck ████ at you it hit you on the back of the head or whatever right I'm like
10:06 what the hell we're in our minds like what the ████ is ████ around to find out dude that's that's you know this is why I think they should bring back beating the hell out of kids bring back beating the hell out of kids because they used to have a paddle remember that yeah and I remember I think it was elementary school when they stopped um hitting or something or whatever yeah but then my brother got it so that generation they all got it but I'm like man I kind of needed that ████ like seriously I didn't dude I wasn't afraid of any teacher or any punishment it's so nice when you can figure out which teacher you can actually mess with and they can take it I did that to this one uh science teacher because he had some for some reason he had a giant Bugs Bunny Doll like a carnival one that you would win it's huge and he had it like tied to the corner of the ceiling and it was just like diagonally looking down and one day
10:56 I found a bunch of clay in the lab and I made like a dick out of the clay and I put it on the bug's bunny thing I tied it to it and then I got it Oreos I took all the white stuff off and I covered the dick with all that white wow so creative and then like that ████ had respect for you that it is a difference but it went several days with him not knowing and the whole class would just be laughing looking because it's behind him so everyone should be laughing at it and then like one day he he's like uh oh Ryan I need to see my office after class I was like oh ████ someone ratted on you yeah and then and then he's he's playing up this like like I'm in big big trouble and he just goes Aegis tell me what that white shoe was I couldn't figure out what that was but I know that's my clay he's like but what's that white ████ and I was like you're so cool bro it's Oreo
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