0:00 thank you [Music] New Mexico is experiencing its largest ever wildfire that is currently burning and it started in April oh ████ at this moment it's still going on it's been burning for like two months yeah man how did it happen how'd it stop oh you're gonna love this so it's covered nearly 350 000 Acres please don't tell me it's a ████ gender reveal oh my God so is it a boy of course it's worse it's worse what do you think worse than gender reveal I think the cause is worse you could tell me if it's not but I think it's in April is it 420 related worse worse how what could be worse than a gender reveal accident a birthday party no that's better than that they were trying to water it but they
0:51 watered it with gasoline that's pretty good so it's the opposite of doing something good right they're like it's too dry here you know what's sad is that's probably the closest thing really wait is it one of those controlled forest fire things that the uh fire department does um prevent these things and they made it worse so that's hilarious service themselves caused it by doing two controlled Burns in separate places that went out of control and join oh yeah I think it's a sign a bunch of homes have been lost like it's going ████ nuts and it's they didn't realize that there's a ████ donut-shaped forest homes in the middle ring of fire
1:44 they were doing two controlled Burns which of course you have to do whenever like the brush gets dry and it's a fire because they're like yeah it's a fire risk it's gonna have to burn it but then they didn't take into account a bunch of different conditions that uh one of the things they're saying is um that they're kind of blaming it on which sounds like is global warming no they just sucked as firemen now you know yeah you don't get to blame honestly what's that yeah they became firemen like they're the Pyro men do you know the do you know New Mexico's nickname what what I forgot what it was but Nuevo Mexico no but it's something like um like the stay here state or something like apparently it's so beautiful yeah it does look beautiful people like once they move there or they pass through the land of enchantment wow [Laughter]
2:35 it didn't chance you to stay yeah people move and they just or they go check it out they test it out and they just stay forever because they love it the state I like it dude because like the the sunsets they're ████ out of this world I mean Arizona New Mexico they're kind of similar right yeah they might really hate me about that because you know how like they're like they're so different but like for me when I'm crossing through it's basically the same ████ but something happens when you're going east from California past the Mojave Desert yeah right so there's a I think it's not the Rio Grande I don't know what's that river that separates California Colorado River maybe but there's a huge ████ river that goes down to Mexico that splits the two the four or five when you that's it because everything east of the 405 is no longer California so like so so when you pass it
3:26 the desert changes completely like it looks like a ████ cartoon desert like where you would see the roadrunner and that it turns red ████ cactus that does this that ████ Cactus is out there yeah it looks like a real Cactus the canned Cactus yeah and um and then it's not as hot it's it it's like it's it's not as hot as like our Death Valley hot and and like you're about to when you see a California desert it's like that's where even the devil avoids you know like you go there and you're like someone's gonna die but then in ████ New Mexico Arizona it feels like an oasis like oh you're going to find a nice little ████ watering hole right here in an enchanted naked lady and that ring of fire yeah and a ring of fire that's what they're saying is like a donut Ring of
4:17 Fire because climate change has caused so much more of a drought in certain areas that they don't have water to put the fire out no they don't have water to drink to have enough energy to put the fire out yeah you don't have enough water to like and put it in their mouth and spit it back out at the ████ fire they just drink gasoline then it's too expensive oh yeah so this fire has been going on for two months and are they like nearing an end damn dude a fire that goes on for two months I mean yeah it's insane if it's going that long and it's spread that large I mean they'll probably just let it burn out maybe are there any cash of course it's huge though I don't think that sounds like the whole State's gonna Burn yeah I think they're just like everybody's like under Evac risk they're just ████ smoke everywhere there's Ash everywhere what are the aliens gonna do at Roswell yeah looks all cool and red if there's what what are the aliens gonna do at Ross well they're fireproof oh
5:09 I wish there was a way to like you know we send all that money to like Ukraine right is it a rebate we just sent another 450 million dude all that money to Ukraine to help them in the war efforts I wish we could send fires over there so you dig the forest jeez and then you throw it at Russia or something oh you don't have to spend any money just like like what do they call it upcycling these days you upcycle the fire it costs like three billion dollars to send a forest yeah well we sent 450 is Flowing on the ocean and pushed it it stays on fire in the ocean two months so you know you can't come down just cut it off take the whole for his face that used to be a ████ um War tactic you know that sending fires across the ████ ocean yeah they
6:00 literally two months they would ████ set little boats on fire and then just put it up the shore is that Japanese oh all over the world they did this technique where they would cover a ship in tar and then they would abandon it just burn it and then that should just have a big ████ it's our own ████ burning ass ship coming up to your wall you're like what the ████ dude you're like go the other way that's weird so it's like a trojan horse but just a burning one on the water I imagine all the times in movies where it's like a burning tar ship or not even burning it's just a tar ship it's like coming towards you and that one guy's like with the flame Arrow but I feel like I'll miss it like six times you just keep seeing multiple tries yeah right like you gotta calibrate global warming I miss you because global warming I'm sweating yeah so there's people that
6:50 are pissed about that excuse because um yeah it's such a vague excuse too the way that they're like well it sounds fake to me maybe because I'm not a scientist but they're like yeah uh drought extreme weather wind conditions unpredictable weather changes all of that's challenging our ability to um use prescribed fire as a tool to combat destructive fires so they're like they're like the global warming changes are making it hard for us to burn things correctly what the ████ I don't know man yeah because either way they they have to don't know enough of that yeah they're they're supposed to do that so it's kind of like they can't just not burn brush that's gonna burn later what's more likely is it the fact that it's global warming or they ████ up I don't know that's what I think I think to be like that's why you know they're still even with the current climate changes if you know the
7:41 climate's changing then shouldn't your tactic change with it you know what I found out that was um that was like oh ████ I didn't I didn't realize this was a big part of the ecosystem that we needed but it's gone now and that's not global warming but that's an American buffalo dude the American buffalo We Stand ████ millions of those ████ roaming free and they would eat up the grass in the shrub and then they would control that environment so then the whole thing won't be full of ████ you know big brushes and ████ oh the original firemen yeah we don't got buffaloes no more I heard there yeah they got ████ like they got ████ chlamydia yeah they be ████ dude how do you know it's a huge thing Buffalo STDs are all the Rays right now I've seen some buffaloes at Yosemite they're
8:32 pretty beautiful how did the Buffalo get come in here for a joke dude nah they got it from each other hey how'd the Buffalo uh get committed from South Park dude you like Imagine Dragons that's a good one do you know the punchline to that no what is it that's a dude uh do you like Imagine Dragons yeah sure imagine me dragging these nuts all over your face it was Joe's joke it was Joe Joe's bad one he said it was like that I respect people laughs don't put Ebony's rap out like that you got me for a wrong kind of guy what's the what's the solution to this get camels it's called Let It Burn all right that was yeah
9:24 no it's do you really want Mars yeah they really are I don't know because all they're saying is like okay we're gonna do better next time kind of thing while they just keep next sorry they're just trying to put it out but hey trees grow back right it's all good many fires as we've seen in California there never really is a thing that they say on for the Press here's how we're gonna do it it's just we're gonna spray water somehow you trust them I'm sure there's a whole protocol that they can't even like you know it's so detailed that it's like boring have you seen those massive fires and then you see the helicopter come and you're like oh ████ finally he's gonna do something and he ████ dumps the water and it's like a drop and you're like oh wait that's a lot of fire is the land Mist the misters dude that's like oh good this is great
10:14 yeah that that ████ ain't doing nothing dude that's a big fire imagine if this whole time throughout history no one's ever put a fire out it's just burned itself done like this whole time firemen fire departments or hoax they're just acting crisis actors it's not even real water water doesn't even work on Fires it's all CGI dude it's just like it's like fantastic Graphics it's just a hologram it's already watered with protection honestly you can't put it out but they just project more water so everything is water there's no such thing as fire it's amazing even birthday cakes damn yeah there's no real uh obviously they're just gonna do their best but man two months now 350 000 Acres they can't
11:05 just throw some dirt 350 000 that just sounds like it's already going to the next state and then at that point it's like it's not our jurisdiction problem yeah I don't even know what 350 000 Acres sound like that's not like a state yeah let's see what it's big that's like bigger than Connecticut for sure I don't know maybe that's like LA or something we don't even know you know I don't even know what the ████ is an acre yeah what the ████ I could see one acre let me see how many see what that looks like it looks like is this an egg right here that's about I don't even there's nothing that even there's no file big enough to show me a photo imagine an acre is like a cow like three California homes from the backyard to the no I need but what about I live in
11:55 L.A we think in square feet San Francisco boasts a remarkable diversity of open space totaling 5 384 Acres that's it SF is five thousand how big is Disneyland that might help me out can you think of Disneyland I think we should all do something relatable like a ████ Disneyland here we go how many acres is Disneyland 500 how big is the Medieval Times what the ████ what the ████ am I doing here Medieval Times is way smaller bro so 500 so what like seven how many how many acres of McDonald's on ████ wait so 700 Disneylands then yeah how many acres is the JK office yeah 700 right no 500 700 yeah
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