0:00 thank you [Music] so um in sad news oh there was an airline worker who was ingested into a plane's engine at the San Antonio International Airport wouldn't that ████ happened all the time where they just turn it on and the people get sucked into it just kind of happens a lot it does happen they turn into ground beef oh one of my buddies he just started driving a bus on for an airport and I guess he's on the tarmac and they say they have to be like I think like 300 feet away from any plane or the wit the the turbine pressure is going to blow out all the windows on the bus and that's happened like once or twice can I see this why don't they have like ████ every single mirror on the side of that thing I have no ████ idea wow but it's like it's like a safety it's a safety
0:51 protocol thing where sometimes the bus will get tipped over if it's too close to that's how hard it sucks wow so when these things are happening it's they're maybe not as close as we think they are yeah maybe maybe they're not just like right next that's also it makes sense why they only hire Samoans for the luggage yeah those are the heaviest ones don't pull them off their debts yeah yeah so this is a this is a Delta flight and uh it was arriving in San Antonio where shouted the shout out to the big old win in San Antonio from Los Angeles has the ground biggest girls yes huge yeah huge women huge in what ways a lot of barbecue barbecue culture is huge right and the women are huge that's so calories I think calories really big and Victoria's Secret tell me there's a correlation there's no Victoria's Secret there because there's no little paintings there there's only
1:42 big old Bloomers per Charles Victoria Secret's actually for Bloomers what was that Victoria's Secret does plus size they're all just the all when you go to the store just bunch of really plus size mannequins they did like a deal with like a parachute company I think they changed their branding because girls got bigger [Laughter] by the way he says it yeah that's what he says I'm supporting him I'm a newsman I'm quoting newsman news Anchorman okay so this plane is an Airbus a319 and the guy so it's taxing into the gate and this guy gets sucked up into the engine it's all sad man yeah that's so ████ they didn't that just happened to some lady too yeah we did a story like that they said the cause of death is blunt and
2:33 sharp force injuries it's like no ████ cause of death ████ blend blending yeah dude they should update that they should change that pureeing maybe or that's my puree by the magic shop he was turned into a Mist pretty quick we'll just say that we'll just ████ immersion Blended oh my God so uh the saddest thing about this though they're sadder than that why you gotta keep putting a sad peanut butter sandwich on top of a sad peanut butter sandwich he had his baby in his arms at the time no he had a baby in the Bjorn yeah shut the ████ up dude he's a working dad
3:30 so he had the baby on the ████ exact thing while he was doing this yeah yeah yeah um no so apparently they they ruled it was a suicide so he so he just did a hole died do you think wait do you think she went this way or did you think he went that way it says he Swan it was a swanda so he went backwards yeah it was a five-star frog Splash into it because I if I was him I wouldn't go feet first like a double kick because then you go right for me I would go that's a good point yeah the strategies dude that's not the way first and then I would run into it like
4:21 I'm running into a portal so bars like this and then head first what if it's like the high jump where you run and then you jump like this oh okay I mean that's not bad oh my God I gotta go back because I don't want to see it I'm too scared you you know what's ████ up too because there's there's probably like a Nick done type on the plane that's like what a ████ idiot dude I have to deep board the plane now we're on idiot piece of ████ yeah just convenes everybody he couldn't do this somewhere else I bet he rode a bike to work question why did he have to do it that way it was a hurt was also a mother of three 34 years old she approached the plane as the engines were still activated and and they there was a safety light illuminated so the workers know not to approach the plan
5:12 the co-pilot noticed that a cargo door enter indicator light was on and opened the cockpit window to try to warm uh the ramp agents that the engines were still running and then surveillance video showed another ramp worker trying to gesture to Edwards indicating that she move away from the plane and then the airplane shook violently forward by the immediate automatic shutdown of the number one engine because she was in there doesn't that feel like remember the movie The Happening over house I didn't watch oh that much and Mark Wahlberg inexplicably people just start killing themselves and then people are like no stop what are you doing oh God why would you do that yeah I walked out [Laughter] right yeah
6:03 dude who has to clean that that's why I was just thinking okay the the I looked into this and my friends and I were really looking into buying a a crime scene cleanup business though that's the companies that do it crime scene cleanup they come and clean up specifically yeah like when you need things like that done blood splattered murders whatever like the police don't do it well it's like the janitors don't do it I saw I got advice I think it was the mass guy talking about it because they also need to do um there's like a certified way of doing everything for with Biomat like you know all that and I'm like that is so interesting yeah it is really fascinating right really crazy job yeah but it's high extremely high margins extremely high like it it's and it's
6:53 like yeah loss of Sanity it's like yeah you got to be like a certain type of personability like a taxidermist or something well and that's the thing too because the air the airline employees didn't sign up for that because that's a person who signs up for that that's your job oh yeah that's true yeah but like the the airline employees who witnessed this they described it as like they called it a Jamba like Mist they said it's like it was like was like watching a Razzmatazz just coming out of that thing that really Paints the picture for me yeah yeah I think it's more like a I don't think it's probably Razzmatazz it's probably more like Strawberry Surf Rider because it's like red they said it was strawberries wild-ish strawberries okay not a mango logo not mango not PB chocolate though god dude or the green juice not definitely not that one can't name anything else I'm not I'm a mini okay I
7:44 got the whole menu all right you ████ win dude just that's such a great bite to like see it uh what describe what it'll look like I feel like yeah it is really sad but there's hella stories like this where like people just jump in front of trains jump into machines even like I think the worst is when you're like crashing into other cars yeah like that lady killing other people that lady who like became a blazing Fireball through that intersection and she survived and then yeah I killed all these other people and she got charged dude or suicide by cop too that's sad too the guy has to live
8:34 with you know killing somebody we're gonna get one of the cops that wants to shoot you yeah yeah you got the innocent one that's my ████ luck right there yeah yeah I got a very fair cop very fair police I forgot another way to do it I know you get the one that uses a taser because he doesn't believe in guns my name's Sean dude where you get the guy that has a dog that's ████ dog bites you oh you're like God damn it not this one not this way oh no dude do you guys feel like it is selfish when people do it this way that interferes I think so yeah yeah like someone has to see it it's I mean it's just sad that someone feels like they need to do it in the first place yeah but the fact that
9:24 they do it in a way where it traumatizes another person or it hurts other people in the mix like that's really sad because you're now you're ruin like other people like you know for for their mind or whatever's happening to them even when it's like your friend it leaves a bad ████ memory of them too yeah like uh yeah if they were to off themselves in a way that put so many other people in danger you'd be like dude come on man the best way is to dig a hole at the bottom of a hill and then you climb into a coffin close the coffin and just slide all the way down into the hole that it's cheap you know and then we had a graveyard yeah you hire the excavator guy to dump the dirt I don't know it's easy
10:15 keep things simple you know so you take the pills it closes it's like a ski resort you just like it and then you just go right in you're so suicidal in a negative halfway down you're like of course I ████ stopped it and hit the hole yeah all right got him push again you know what's always terrifying to think about those people that uh kill themselves and then right before they decided they didn't want did you hear that I heard it's a lot it's a thing I heard a lot of people like they they changed their mind like Midway the ones who survived they always explain as soon as they jump they go I regret this oh that's insane oh you know who told me that ████ Nikki did and then I was like I never got that out of my head that's been in my head for like nine months since she told me that yeah a lot of like the majority of people that survived they say like that's what happens halfway
11:06 through they go oh no I shouldn't have done this god dude yeah dude imagine that and that sucks there's nothing you can do it's just over that's what like we had a friend who's a dancer who he'd kill himself by jumping off like the fourth story of his apartment and to think like he was such a ████ good guy he just he was heartbroken oh my God so he like jumped off and like be like to think that he probably did regret it as soon as he was born it's like a ████ I thought it was was it the toy guy no there was another dancer that died during covid never mind I don't know toy boxy no no that's why I don't think that's him that's why I don't think it's him no
11:56 I hope it's not him hope he hope he's not my favorite dance group people thankfully it won't be it never is but yeah that's a it's crazy because because he did it that way too everyone who lives in that building left they didn't want to oh mine they like everyone was like oh God I can't stay here and then he had another homie that lived under his unit and was like I can't ████ stay here too many memories you know there's like um if there's a close person that goes out like that there's a huge chance statistically that someone close to them will also do the same and it's like this crazy chain UPS the percentage Yeah because um they're living with the pain did you did you know that he's heartbroken because he left like a note or something or how did everybody know that that's just what they all put together from what had happened to him recently yeah that's it was over some girl always
12:46 blame the girls man why are we talking about the sad ████ [Music]
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