0:00 airplane mode yo let's go baby whoa okay let's go good enthusiasm and who wants McDonald's too because I'm getting McDonald's on the side why don't we just get McDonald's let's just get McDonald's we just had this conversation oh my God no because I just want french fries on the side yeah but now you're young because if I get french fries I'm gonna get the whole shebang I gotta get the whole thing you didn't order it [Laughter] that's dancing we're gonna save this video and put it on Instagram Hey Joe what are we getting for lunch
0:51 McDonald's there's McDonald's in Hawaii you guys are ordering McDonald's on this off the Record yeah what's up that's hilarious JK order lunch we're oh we're ordering oh it's because the camera's already rolling here go go go three two one [Music] welcome back we have a very very amazing episode ahead of you of the careful boys featuring today Kristen everybody Kristen and you know what Chris has got a great little story to share so everybody grab your popcorn let's get into it we're talking about murderers everybody likes murderers these days I know yeah you got his ax in your shirt all right continue yeah so I know it's a Hot Topic right now Dahmer Dumber you
1:42 guys want a hottie Mr so sexy why don't you eat the sandwich I made you that's my favorite part would you have dated him in his youthful useful I mean I'm not a man I don't think without knowing that he was it bad just this look I mean just off the looks yeah just from the looks aside from looks if he was on hinge would you swipe right or left yeah I don't think I think I would find him on grinder I don't think uh yeah I know but like yeah but like for the sake of the story yeah it's probably not probably not my time okay um yeah so Dharma really popping right now with the Netflix show that just came out um we all know what he did um but the crazy thing behind it is my dad was a lieutenant for the Milwaukee Police Department at the same time as all this was going down I just went down to Milwaukee because I
2:33 don't want yeah it's in it's important I didn't really know the story before I knew he was a serial killer as I'm watching the show it seems really really familiar to me and I'm like wait a minute I think my dad told me this story when I was really young I was probably you know in a great story to tell for her I was a young child yeah I know I was in that grade school but my dad you know he would come back from work he would tell us these stories that would happen when he was on he wouldn't believe the confidential ████ I'm about to spell what a day she's like nine years old how was work Daddy it's career day at school you're supposed to bring a parent in to talk about their job your dad goes in talking about Dahmer right so there's this guy killed a lot of people like ladies you
3:23 don't have anything to worry about you boys watch out little boys um yeah so I'm watching the show in it like I recognize this um and my dad used to tell a story so I was just in Wisconsin a couple weeks ago and I realized that my dad had told me the Dahmer story before all of this came out because he was a part of it so I was like Hey Dad I need you to Spill the tea um he hadn't seen the show but I was like tell me what you know about it um because I want to figure out like how they perceived it and yeah so he was the lieutenant at the time he wasn't directly on the case um but his friends were like some of his buddies were the two guys um that like let the one kid go and they were part of that so the story behind that that they didn't share on the media the reason because the police department back then and you know now
4:13 how they perceived it they got a lot of backlash on it like you know you could have prevented this all these cases but apparently at that moment the police department was completely flooded the crime was so so bad like he would be getting calls Non-Stop and their protocol was if there's something serious going on you take that um so that's why the cops kind of let that go because they were just getting calls left and right um but yeah my dad he actually saw the photos um the Polaroids that Dahmer had whoa yeah he saw them because um he was helping investigate all of it um the three photos that he specifically remembers head in the freezer he's seen that photo himself that's crazy that's a long photo yeah it's nasty
5:03 um another one that he saw was I don't think they showed this in the show but um a body completely skinned in a bathtub there's a Polaroid of that wow and then the third one he vividly remembers is there were two hands chopped off um and a penis in between that was chopped off and he like put it artistically like in between like a little butterfly the two hands um and there's a Polaroid of that so oh really really crazy my dad saw all those Polaroids um another part of it um he was talking because one of his friends was the guy that was the investigator um one of his friends was the guy that was the investigator so talk to Dharma you know got all the details and like they showed in the show Dahmer was completely calm and explained everything
5:54 that was going on but one thing for protocol that they asked them is have you ever experienced anything yourself have you ever been a victim and Dahmer actually said that you know he was doing this stuff he would drug the guys there was one night that um he drank too much crazy crazy alcoholic um and he blacked out and he woke up and he was tied by his hands and his feet and some weirdo that he was trying to do stuff too was doing it in return and he was like I I do this to other people and really really graphic um I guess he took like a Candlestick and it was like shoving it up his ass like Dahmer and like doing weird weird stuff to him and then ended up letting
6:45 him go um thought he was gonna get killed but he was telling the police department like I know I've done some bad things but there's other really really bad people in this city so he also had been a victim himself um yeah I don't know he was just directly involved with all of it I wonder how true that is like there's other serial killers and then they're all just like yeah they're bad well Dahmer can't really talk though we did a collab for post yeah damn dude I don't know it's just crazy that he was directly involved in how big of a case that was at the time you know Milwaukee's A Bad City there's a lot of crime that goes on but um that was one of their only serial killers and um you know he's directly involved with
7:36 all of it so I think that's pretty cool shut up my dad shout outs to cops out there too man because they whatever crime scene they walk up on it's just crazy ████ you know like you can you can't predict what's gonna happen yeah you could open a door in someone's like head blown like our buddy he's like he he he heard like a shooting call and then he had to go through and investigate and when you opened up the door someone just blew their brains out and they'll splattered all up against the wall and he's all like that's the first thing he saw and it's like that's like every day like you see crazy stuff and I'm just like man after a while no wonder they get desensitized and humor seems to be the common thing for like First Responders whether it's like cops or like trauma nurses or or emergency like rooms like after a while you get it because it's like that's the only way they can kind of cope they just make fun of everything
8:27 and I'm like yeah does your dad have a good sense of humor about this type yeah he has like pretty dark jokes yeah yeah I definitely have my dad's comedy um but oh yeah that's right for sure for sure super sick in the head let's go I love the murder stuff but um yeah there's another story so I not only my dad was a cop um but my uncle was as well it's kind of like a little family thing oh that's cool and um when my uncle when they're together do they have like a smirk because only they understand certain things so they have like a common understanding no one else you mean like ████ falling off the back of the truck on the way home from military no no no I'm talking about just you know we protect the city yeah absolutely they were on different departments um but my uncle when he was first starting out um he got called the scene like a burglary like some crime
9:18 going on and um he showed up to the apartment um there was a house or something he knocks on the door someone answers and was like oh yeah he ran out the back door and then my uncle went to investigate and the guy ran that was the guy like oh my doing some ████ like some Three Stooges so he got away with that that also means probably he got like ████ for it at the department afterwards for like a long time huh ████ the new guy just letting people go there's this crazy thing um it's happening currently in Milwaukee my dad's not on the department anymore but is he retired yeah he's retired he did like 20 years like 30 years or something yeah he did a good amount of time um he retired early he won like some lawsuit there was some like stuff going on in the police department I don't really know how that worked out but nice exit yeah now his new wife owns
10:10 a security company so like you know he really likes it he's helping build it kind of makes him feel like a cop again that sound great but like you're a loser very smart on the business side but like he still likes doing that kind of stuff um but right now in Milwaukee um you guys should do a story on this sometime there's these we're doing it right now talk about it okay there's this group called The Kia boys have you heard about it oh wait they're the ones that yeah they Jack all the kios yeah why kios because it's easy to steal they're easy to Jack but it's not just like gang members they're like 14 to 18 year old kids doing it so that um if they're under the age of 18 they're not going to jail they're just getting like a little don't don't steal the cars but
11:00 that's true they're stealing all these Kias and they're driving recklessly crashing them they're not even using them I didn't even know Kia's existed anymore like I don't even see him on the road they just deleted all kios is it because they all just send Kias to like Milwaukee dude I see Keys all the time there's a bunch of them now yeah there's some of the parking lots Joe just came back to Earth do they do they even have a Kia lot though like I haven't seen any Kia dealerships there's yeah there's cases that all-car dealership oh you know what might be because they rebranded a little bit and they changed the logo they disappeared but they're coming up pretty big Cheetos are dope and now they're getting oh is it because their logo looks like that KK yes oh that's
11:51 the one yeah it looks like blades it looks like little race they look cool yeah they got some actual adult like SUVs that's why you don't see them now because you expect to see a dorky thing but they yeah but they're getting stolen I was just home a couple weeks ago my dad one of their work cars um got busted into and these guys were trying to steal it um I think it was Ikea yeah I mean they're doing other cars too but they're known as key boys but um he let me borrow his car to drive places but they have these things where you lock the wheel so every time I would park I thought yeah old school I I would feel super sketchy I had to like put this thing on the wheel and like take the keys is it red well I'm not used to that I got one
12:42 right now you don't see them that much go get it it's gonna take you like 12 minutes to go find it then we're gonna be in a new video already classic job because I got one right now literally he's gonna be back in the next we're gonna go look for 20 minutes he goes I left it in Hawaii why is it not on the steering wheel we should do an entire JK Adventure Time oh he's getting his keys okay wait step down he's really proud of this so the club the club was a it was a big 90s thing to happen yeah oh too like it was on all the infomercials like call this now you get like one or two more yeah Avi was also dope to know that you had that in your car kind of like a girl you talking about one of these you talking about oh yeah yeah he's talking about one of these this is how you know the age is so different dark like we grew up using these like why you still have it because
13:33 you need the first car because you still use it cars still have steering wheels because old cars you can still steal in like the old ways very easily and you got to protect the deal you better put that back on your ████ car dude there's gonna be gone your car's a hot come on I left that unlocked right now too there's no time is this what you're talking about yeah exactly so yeah you stick down on the steering wheel and it keeps it from like turning yeah yeah it just like did you know there's an infomercial that teaches you how to dismantle it an infomer infomercial because they're trying to sell a new product so instead of the club they have the pedal one and they said see the reason why the club doesn't work all you need is a saw so they got a saw you saw the steering wheel and the steering wheel just bends and so you just pull the club out yeah because the steering was easy to ████ cut but the pedal the pedal one it locks in place and you can't cut the pedals off if you need it to drive yeah but if they ruined
14:23 the steering wheel that devalues the classic status of my truck tell them Joe let them know I feel like robbers are gonna be like nah dude we're trying to steal this in pristine condition especially with a torso I was I was wondering when I would hear someone talk about the club like it's an artifact yeah that was it yeah I'm like this thing this rod thing yeah I never heard about that it's tight wait so um when you when you made the connection that like your your dad was a part of this stuff was it like oh ████ that's Dahmer like how did you know that that was him well I knew because I remember him telling me a story about Polaroids and a head in the freezer oh so as soon as that came pretty classic I was like yo you probably knew about it like
15:13 months before anybody else like publicly yeah and I'm like in first grade and he's like okay good night sweetie yeah I also wonder if like at that time in the Departments like maybe your dad's not working on the case but when you get something so ████ wild like Polaroids of that yeah it's like and let me see those photos yeah but he was like you know what I mean so he was like higher status Lieutenant was dealing with all that stuff the detectivizing like you know the detective visors are doing that and the supervisors of the supervisors are looking at what the detective Eisen guys do and then they they go oh all right good job good job good work Johnson really good uh yeah good detective work yeah when you lieuten in his eyes right you you typically just supervise that's what the lieutenant does I mean if you have access to the evidence Chambers like
16:03 wouldn't you just kind of like whoa whoa damn look at that ████ about a bad day you get full access that's kind of cool I'm sure people would like I'd be curious there's no way even if it's ████ grotesque or something even if it's like Yo dude we got like this ████ this whether it's drugs this giant ass ████ pound of money or a bunch of money to to murder whatever like I'd be curious that's curious people like in hospitals do the same thing they're like yo check out this extra ████ huge pickles in this guy his ass you know that's fun though that is funny everywhere they do that I remember even in second grade like you forget your sweater so you go to lost and found after you find her ████ you're like what else is it yeah look at this has your dad seen the document oh not the documentary has he seen the show no he hasn't watched it yet you know there's like a bunch of
16:53 them has he ever seen any at any point I'm curious to see if he were to watch the show and I'm curious to see if he would like point out anything that would be like they should have interviewed him there's very few people that could watch Dahmer and just go that didn't happen yeah to be one of those people yeah when he talks about it is it like a like he remembers the Glory Days or is he like perturbed by it and doesn't want to bring it up because it was so dark no he'll definitely talk about it yay that's ████ wild dude just to be a part of like one of the most notorious like ████ serial killers of all time do you think he would say that's the worst thing he's seen on the force like when he was active um I mean he's definitely seen in person stuff because that that was just photographs but I mean as a cop you see a lot of crazy things I mean you show up
17:44 on a scene like you know you you know what the but you know there's like there's like a Darkness right like if I were to go into a room and I saw like uh hypothetically the gore of like a dismembered body and that was like a yeah but like a one in one case versus like the gore of a dismembered body knowing that this was a pattern of like 17 other victims and you know what I mean like there's a mental darkness that goes on yeah I feel like the context is is huge you know what I mean imagine I can only imagine being a lieutenant of a person who uh of a a department that couldn't catch this guy oh yeah that's the thing that got so much backlash from yeah so you're also dealing with that stress so even if he's a lieutenant over his buddies that are getting backlash from like Nationwide media Nationwide and probably an entire like diaspora of like a culture that's
18:34 like you know like you guys didn't ████ say this this ethnic group like you know oh right right exactly yeah so it's like that must have been years of stress too because they didn't catch this dude for a long time do you think like they have that moral responsibility do you think your father was carrying that kind of weight for his Department I mean probably that sucks yeah yeah that was Heavy that's heaviest like I said there was just so much ████ going on back then though you just got to keep going yeah terrible crimes happening at the same time just because of the state of where Milwaukee was in um you know it just happens they slipped up on a huge serial killer that's true because if you go into work and then you're dealing with like 10 different gangs that are going through war and then you have a serial killer and then you have a bank robber and then you have all these like rape cases and all these domestic violence cases and he just go
19:25 go to work and you're just like how does this city operate with all this ████ crime I bet that's how all major cities are because if you look at the city stats even within La these smaller cities every year there's a murder every year there's like someone getting like home invasion whatever just look at your Police Department for your small little like area it's crazy it might even be a murder a week even yeah I mean there's a lot of stuff going on and Justice Just as you I would imagine if there was like serial killers is probably also like serial detectives that are also like mentally in a just different wavelength and frequency of like the way that like civilians that are detectives no the idea of like imagine like a detective right who is working on a case in like that ████ cake like Sherlock Holmes yeah for like years though like maybe they can't ████ close this case they're trying to search for one guy but
20:15 they get like really tunnel vision yeah yeah like a Zodiac Killer exactly I can also Imagine The the other side almost that anti-hero kind of like narrative right yeah and imagine just ████ literally trying to capture one of the most notorious serial killers in history but they just didn't know he was a serial killer until they got him right the head and then there's all the evidence you know oblivious to the darkness yeah cause people were really upset about that kid even though this is why I don't understand how they could let it go but that kid had a hole in his head because he was trying to give him a lobotomy to become a zombie I don't know how they didn't see it but you know Cops show up there's a bunch of there's like shootings there's people down happening in the city all the time and then they see like these drunk kids on the side of the street you know they just let it go big mistake but you know their priority
21:05 the police department was like you know go after the big stuff they just didn't know it yet obviously they took action when they figured out what was going on what's the major industry of Milwaukee because it sounds like a ████ it sounds like a beer there's a beer factory isn't that the tools dude Milwaukee's known for beer for sure and lobotomy so everyone works at the beer there's a ton of breweries down there um because remember Wisconsin's Dairy like Milwaukee brewed and then they they there's a Coors Light or something it's like a pride or Wisconsin cheese yeah our baseball team's the Brewers oh yeah so a lot of beer and then a lot of dairy Dahmer was alcoholic I've seen connection tbrs connection did your dad ever tell you um that he didn't want you to be a cop or that he wanted you to be a cop dude you think I was ever going to be a cop believe in yourself I've seen you play a cop maybe he wanted you to be
21:56 one did he ever want you to be one yeah stay in the family business I don't think so I think like could have been a brewer I mean he he saw a lot of stuff happen I don't it wasn't pushed on um any of his kids to become cops um do you think he was like a dancer yeah dancer why you're disappointed you can't arrest anyone as a dancer yeah yeah you can't even do a citizen's arrest as a dancer of course we're ending a Dahmer video with Dancers just ████ girls citizens dancers are athletes Anthony yeah shut up oh you got practice to Anthony this is large this is large there's a lot but they put medium I got a 10 piece chicken nuggets give this to me thank you chicken nuggets oh look at all this stuff we got chicken nuggies y'all
23:29 [Applause] oh thank you man you got a large Diet Coke thank you what's that I've got to fight with the pillow and my neck's off tight it's been time for two minutes to fight with a pillow oh shots oh ████ we don't got straws we got there's straws there's a straw right here McDonald's I ordered straws you gotta have the McDonald's straw too because it's bigger it's thicker what else we got sauces
24:22 Nick Nick catch it where's Anthony this was waiting for his food to get older oh ████ wait is this my McDouble who got a McDouble I got a McDouble I got one without cheese yo why is Anthony waiting for his food to get older I don't know yay oh I I didn't know wait oh wait I didn't even get a drink I didn't even get a drink here I got a Coke where's my Buffalo one who took my buffalo sauce all right oh what do you get and you guys need ketchup you got Ranch yeah oh ████ I don't think they gave us rash I got one I got one I got him yo we got like 10 pies here whose Coke is this well there's yours Hey where's the McFlurry all right what's that one then
25:13 this is the other this is Anthony leaves they forgot the McFlurries dude I don't know I put it in the freezer already that's how fast I am there's two of them that's smart there's two there was two damn bro I did oh there's two of them yeah oh yeah good executive decision what about the pie what about the parts wait what sauces did you guys get I got barbecue I got mine spies I think these are somebody's called apple pies or pumpkin no there's two of them are pumpkin no but then they didn't give you guys pumpkin they gave you four apple pies I'm recording this by the way all right hey we have napkins here I don't know pumpkin pie there's a bunch of napkins right there can you hook me up with some of those napkins somebody oh this is a
26:03 pumpkin pie yes all right guys you're welcome here you guys see you're welcome I didn't get to see you this time all right thank you isn't it nice that I changed the plans Isn't it nice you dropped them oh no you gotta eat it yo the fries we saved but you gotta eat them fresh right away okay then they didn't add ketchup because they never they ████ do this all the time now they never add ketchup even when you ask I was a ████ McDonald's you better change your ████ because we love you ████ the you you do this because you're cheap bastards now you don't want to add ketchup but it doesn't feel like a complete meal unless you put ketchup in the bag you always have to ask oh can I get a few ketchups every time they don't do that anymore and it's not just this McDonald's how do you like a
26:54 Double Quarter Pounder it's really really beefy I forgot how beef it is oh yeah because I usually just eat Big Macs no it's beefy that's why I like it but then with Mac sauce is better but Mayo's pretty good what what did the slides say oh wait yeah yeah nice cheers it'd be fun to be like all right Steve sent this in and then get him on the phone and have him like do some on the spot correspondence
27:44 so see we have Steve on the field he's just at home reporting himself we'll do that I should do that next time because I got this I got these I get this there's a double hello hello hello I wish I had something cool to say like yeah hello hello so guys an Asian man walks into a bar he loves it has no contact so he walks into a bar he sits down he's by himself and the bartender comes up and he has this really cool little box um and he goes hey man uh you want to see what's in my box and the guy's like sure why not he opens the box and it's
28:37 so magical there's this little man just playing the piano Beethoven Mozart the most beautiful music he's ever heard in his life he closes the Box the guy that's at the bar he's like yo man like I gotta I gotta know how you did that um you got to tell me and he's like okay um you have to go to the alley there's a genie out there you can ask him for anything that you want and the guy's like sick man um 100 so he goes into the alley and there's a genie there's a genie standing there and the genie is like you can have one wish anything you want and the guy's like he's really struggling struggling right now that's why he's at the bar you know he's having a Don moment struggling financially so he goes to the genie he's like I want a million bucks right now
29:29 um you know it would change my life million bucks that's all I need the genie is like poof got you man so he goes back into the bar and it's filled with a million ducks and he's pissed and he goes to the bartender he's like what the ████ man um I asked for a million bucks and there's a million Ducks here and the bartender goes you think I asked for a 12-inch pianist it's because he's Chinese he has a bad accident [Laughter]
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