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Female Fight in Hilo Beach Park & the Subsequent Retaliation is Wild

#fight#cousin#auntie#hawaiian#hawaii
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0:00 I love that you're down to do it before you can figure out why you're fighting yeah I was trying to understand what was happening the whole time as you're just walking as I'm walking up it feels very Hawaiian but the homies behind me was cool it was cool it was like I was leading a pack of 10 people I was like this is cool man and they don't even figure it out either they didn't know why too they're just like blind lady in the blind [Music] all right so we gotta fight that happened over in Hilo Hilo Beach Park in Hawaii dude they have the best fights 808 scraps baby when you whenever you see like a street fight in like Hawaii yeah they're the best how come they're so respectful one and then as soon as they crack somebody or someone gets hurt they just like they don't like keep going on the ground they don't jump anybody yeah and they they could fight

0:51 bro yeah everyone actually gets into position they don't just throw Haymakers I wouldn't want to get a fight with anybody you've been in a lot of fights in Hawaii when you live there no just like three or four of them and it's just kids you know back then I didn't know how to fight one was with a micronesian yeah why are you pointing at me you're a local now thank you I like Michael I like everybody is there a lot of micronesians in Hawaii so many of them yeah so what's the deal what's to do with Micronesia Hey Joe what's the deal with Michael man I got coffee all over my table you hiring one what's the deal with them I saw this fight happened the interesting thing in the story is not

1:42 the fight but the retaliation I'm gonna show you the actual uh disagreement that happened what the ████ happened to this oh snap so there's some teenagers that got into an altercation but then the mom started fighting right [Music] which one's the mom look how beautiful the background goes too fighting in paradise in paradise yeah so the moms are trying to stop them providing but they end up fighting themselves right wait which one's the moms is it the one in the green the one in the middle green is one of them so uh they're trying to do the good thing it doesn't but you cross the line it doesn't get that bad but what happens later uh gets a little bit worse they end up uh retaliating later oh I've seen this one they got arrested yeah yeah yeah yeah so check out this part of the

2:34 video well you guys got involved yeah so six dudes roll up and they find this car they start beating up the car yeah dude with a bat smashes the ████ right there they're beating up dudes or the it's dudes on dudes or no it's basic so what happened that's family that's dudes on kids there's like miners in the car but here's the twist it's a Samoan kit so it looks like 40. what do you think the twist is I don't know that's a lot of pressure I don't know what's the twist it's just the dash there's something wrong with that situation there's something wrong with that you mean they ████ up their own family members because they they thought it was the bad guys no they definitely did think that was the bad guys but it was just a random car with with kids that had nothing to do with them so they just smashed up a car

3:25 micronesians man I'll tell you a joke it's getting out of hands so the problem is that like so these are the six dudes that attacked the car and two of those guys are dads so basically that would be attack on a minor like as an adult I didn't know Edgar haircuts were going to Hawaii too damn man no it's called the Bangla haircut the bang boys wait no it's like the bangle like the like the bang [Music] it's like a it's like a Vibe or look it's like a swag for like people who can fight and ████ yeah oh there's a fighter yeah like a banger yeah not a gang banger

4:15 like a bang okay um yeah so that was the wrong uh the wrong guys completely huh how sad man so they just pulled up on a random car at what point did they realize like after the fact I know they may they might still not realize right you just got a bunch of kids in the backseat enjoy their leaking powder paper what if those kids were like really bad kids or something you say they deserved it you son of a ████ it's like yeah it's like a weird karmic thing they should check their criminal records yeah just see and they're just like they're sweet kids they're just the best that's okay but they're not in a Mustang dude oh yeah that's like a they're not they're not in a Hertz Mustang that's like a ████ 2004 Accord yeah I rented that when I was back there and

5:07 they shattered a windshield yeah with a bat that's crazy that's super wacky out of control so these kids got taken to the hospital for like injuries lacerations um they got cut up and stuff yeah and the person that's filming that retaliation is actually like I think like a friend of the guys in the car no way so instead of stopping it nah bro she's too scared you're gonna stop or maybe they're like oh they deserved it she was like dude they're bad kids so you're an advocate of like if someone was a bad person if they mistakenly get attacked it's Justified uh a little bit you don't have friends where sometimes you're like you're such an ████ right you don't have friends where sometimes you're like you're such an ████ something's coming to you like I'm not gonna ████ you up but like

5:57 you're an ████ and then you see them get ████ up and you're like I knew it uh your time was coming yeah yeah I believe that how often do you see fights like that in Hawaii I don't know I'm not I don't live there I mean when you were there oh you don't live there but when I was there uh it was every week every week every week after high school it was like yo Mimi and uh what do you call ████ Lola park or media meters is oh something going down and it's always one-on-ones or is it just like there's a desk one on one place to fight like you guys always fighting yeah yeah we always pakalolo park or meters in Salt Lake there's always a park we would always just squab doesn't that mean marijuana yep we call apocalolo park because that's where everyone would smoke yeah everybody there too one time I had to go my cousin comes I

6:49 was like yo some guy wants to fight you and I'm like what the ████ what did I do I'm over here I was like ████ it everyone's like you gotta go so you don't even know why no we don't know if someone challenges you you just do it yep and back in the day I was just walking towards Long's drug and I looked behind me I'm like damn I can't believe I had a fight right now I look behind me there's like 10 of my homies go get them and I'm like oh you know I'm actually hyped right now so let's do this ████ so I walk up the park and I see my enemy I see my opponent and he has his family but I didn't realize how ████ tall he was until I got closer to him you've never seen him before no I've never seen him why does he want to fight just for my cousin who was saying my cousin can beat your ass a bit that's the word

7:39 my friend might be able to beat your ass yeah I didn't find out until like five years later oh yo whatever happened to that fight my cousin I said I said my cousin could beat your ass and I was like what the ████ it took me five years to ask yeah because so what happened so I'll go up to him and I'm getting closer to him and I'm like damn this food's tall I'm getting my ass beat but ████ it so ████ pose up and then you hear auntie in the corner yeah you ████ us I was like I'm glad in my head I'm like Auntie break it up I don't want to fight this foreign yeah and I was like what's going on I was like come on break the fight and

8:30 Auntie comes in the middle of it he's like you ████ us get away look at everybody you look stupid and I was like yeah [Laughter] slowly we started slowly walking back to the park all right so nothing happened nothing happened oh man thank God for the Auntie really no yeah thank God that fool was big what if you were thinking ████ like he's pretty confident man he's smaller than me but he's not backing down like usually I just use my size yeah that's one story oh man cousin wasn't there that's the problem he didn't even attend my cousin had to go home because my auntie called him a home where's Richard yeah he's probably just giggling the worst cousin so there's a general

9:21 respect for like aunties when they run out and ████ everyone got to stop doing this aunties and uncles pulls up you gotta listen um second respect he's like yo listen to them disrespect man as soon as you have a problem with the aunties and alcohol then oh so yeah with their family now we were just one Auntie away from that being prevented huh yep yeah rolled out they probably would all stop though yep I'm trying to smoke some meth over here shut the ████ up behind Blockbuster at that time I don't know how the ████ you hear us dude I'm about she's all moral about it she goes I can't hit this ████ pipe with you kids I'm trying to get higher peace I know that's also cool that she's responsible like she was like I better ████ squash this you know I'm gonna smoke those ice but like you guys better chill I'm grateful I was happy yeah because I

10:14 was just trying to dance a little bit in the park and then now I gotta fight like what the ████ happened yeah that line in the front of Long's Drugs yeah yeah I love that you're down to do it before you can figure out why you're fighting yeah I was trying to understand what was happening the whole time as I'm walking up it feels very Hawaiian but the homies behind me it was cool it was cool it was like I was leading a pack of 10 people I was like this is cool man and they don't even figure it out either they didn't know why too they're just like wait it's just like the blind leading the blind in the situation Judo when we do fight everyone's respectful and everyone yeah they're throwing leg kicks like an MMA I don't and they fight a flip-flop suits they find in sandals and ████ no that's why we wear flip-flop because if we have to fight we have to what's up everybody damn that's ████ crazy I'm gonna tell you these are the Hawaiian music a ████ fight they got that

11:05 Warrior spirit in them you know that's just real dude you can see it especially in like the MMA like professional yeah you see them like how they fight is there a top is there a top fighter oh man okay the God yeah he's the dude right now that's your you love him I love them big fan and beforehand BJ Penn yeah BJ yeah he's like one of the goats and then all the all the Hawaiian dudes on the ninth Island who fight out of Vegas there's like ████ like 50 of them there's a bunch oh they actually call Vegas a ninth Island that's the real name yeah oh cause everybody lives there I went to the dogs you made that up right now I went to a Don's like training thing because he has a franchise out there and then I could have sworn I was in Hawaii because the guy that runs his uh like the Vegas franchise of deep end Fitness is a fighter from Hawaii and then it's him like 12 other Hawaiian dudes and Hawaiians they always roll with their

11:55 families so it's 12 dudes all swimming around all the ladies in the bleachers with babies and babies just running around the pools oh yeah probably talking about spam musubis and food what are you trying to get after that that's how it is planning to go to Zippy's yeah there's no zippies in Vegas though they don't have anything they're going to bring one they're building it right now yeah you can see the Zippy's on the building yeah it's emotional time for him you know they were supposed to build it like it was supposed to be here like five years ago but it's by Hawaiians so it takes longer they're taking a long time all right they gotta get the funds right too you know oh yeah and he's in the back cooking it up

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