0:00 [Music] all who here has an Apple Watch anybody I used to I have I'm I am I the only one I used to have one but it would die every 20 minutes I'm familiar with how it works are you going to get radiation I don't know man cuz you know Italy just uh baned watch off his ████ he's like ████ MN you know you know uh they just Bann the iPhone 12 in Italy or whatever is because of the radiation levels really I think it's Italy so they banned the old phone man it's one of those European countries you know how they're more healthc conscious than we are yeah well I think it took some time you know cuz you got to go iPhone 12 is dangerous and then they got to put it into ████ government and they take a long time
0:51 three four years guys are so lazy right so then 10 years later they go we're going to ban it and then it finally goes into play and then now we're on the 15 yeah so too late wait but maybe it was just one year it's like when they recall like the Honda Civic 2019 you know what I mean they're like just don't use that year it could be cuz Apple says well we already got an update and then we fix that software glitch and software is different dude the radiation levels is too much there's too much our dicks are ████ so what about the apple good to bring it back I was just excited that we're talking about dick so early again yeah dude I'm sorry guys back to back said uh there was a woman in Michigan right she had dropped her Apple watch in an ouse oh in a cocka so she decided it was too valuable
1:42 and she needed to go get it oh Slum Dog Millionaire ████ she climbed that's good reference she climbed into this out house to get her apple wash but then she got stuck you could climb inside of a out house well she just ████ in a pile of ████ o why does she have the the most technologically advanced thing in the most UN technologically advanced Place yeah that's actually a very good point how does that even work that's a very very good question visiting a uh it was a a Dixon Lake Area apparently um so I'm guessing she was just visiting this area for you know recreational purposes and you know sometimes you go camping you find yourself in place behind a a tree yeah well if there's an out house usually you but you can drop for Apple watch in there how do you drop the Apple watch yeah and how come she doesn't have a hand claw close
2:34 by these moments I knew this would come in handy one day he's got stuff for like 15 years he never uses until one day worth it y so First Responders were called when the woman was heard yelling for help and she didn't have a hand claw the toilet was removed and a strap was used to haul the woman out oh ████ I mean dude she did she find her iPhone I watch though Apple watch I hope she did I think she got it yeah she retrieved her watch before her rescue so yeah I think it worked maybe she used the watch to call for rescue she didn't counter steps dude that's why she o she must have been smelling like cocka that is one of the most useful things that I use my Apple watch for for sure step counter oh yeah dude that's so crazy though like you care about your Apple watch like sometimes like I'll drop my phone in between my car seat and I'm like it's gone
3:24 forever that's it I got to go ████ I got to go get a new one I'm come on dude pick up the car phone hey I need a new phone a car what is what do I have a 95 Beamer a Carbone you're anmo this idea of luxury is like 40 years ago some of us are economy class for life right guys fun so high up top yeah yeah yeah stop punching down guy yeah dude I don't know the new ████ huh my idea of splurging is when I get to choose which seat I can be in I pay extra $10 for that back to the airports okay we're back airplane thing that's a happy place we get it you like airport I'm looking up hand claws right now hold on so that's the that's how the
4:15 uh afterward she got out of her uh Kaka s█████ situation she took a swim in the lake and that's how it turned into Lake TI Kaka stupid ████ does he do this a lot sometimes yeah every day if you Dro if you dropped your Apple watch in there would you leave it bro how is this a hand claw this I I Googled hand claw and this ████ popped up you know what I was talking about I know you was talking about I'm just okay like TI Kaka like a TI Kaka this is crazy why did she just go in the forest and get a ████ long stick and try to fish it out probably like going down into the ████ oh my God what a stupid ████ am I right who I didn't go that far what a stupid ████ she just didn't make a good decision that day and she could probably do a lot of things okay the Apple watches are expensive they're expensive would you
5:05 leave it if if it was that type of situation what would you do I would not leave it but I wouldn't crawl in there someone else's ████ too cuz there's other people's ████ in there bro you just you got to take the L dog that's why you can't wear anything too expensive I'm ████ finding some ROP in V I'm finding a stick and I'm figuring out how to fish that ████ out I'm not ████ crawling in there but I'm not leaving it yeah so I don't know what the answer is but somewhere it's going to happen but those things are so small how doeses she fit in there that's why she got it wasn't it wasn't it's an OU house don't think of Porter potty it's an OU house I go to ouses in Las Vegas okay yeah where he's like at the wind there's one in the wind nobody knows about it like uh the hiking trails you go into the bathrooms and then you look it's just the it's just a toilet that goes straight to the
5:56 yeah and then it's pretty big who cleans up that ████ I think guys come and they pump it like it's like um there's like a cocka reservoir on the bottom Co like a septic tank or whatever that's somebody's job for sure but it doesn't flush it's like a porta potty but like stationary yeah you go up to that guy doing that you're like do you want to play the harp he's like yes please get me the ████ out of here I ████ anything I think they make a lot of money y for sure they do cuz they probably do every little like and they have great benefits yeah for sure yeah is that is is that true because a lot of time like when people would grow up and they would be like oh I don't like you could be you're going to be a garbage man if you don't get your ████ together and then obviously people were like um well garbage men actually make a lot of money great benefits did we ever find
6:47 like someone said that to you growing up see I knew some people yeah and actually I knew some I know somebody that I reconnected with in high school and their Waste Management he he's he actually picks the trash cans on our block by the G I think they like six figures good he good for them because I thought people were lying to me you that happened to you guys growing up too or am I wrong no I heard it people say that ████ okay I was just I was just wondering if it was maybe it's more East Coast thing though garbage man Salin La what the ████ is 11 Grand to 178,000 Big how good that's everything every job ever maybe really part time Google May he's a part-timer yeah la is interesting or maybe we know nothing yeah but you know there is a shortage of blue collar
7:39 work so yeah because everyone wants to be on ████ Tik Tok now I'm on Tik Tok follow me jny I got 1.1 million follow but everyone wants to be on ████ Tik Tok now like yeah why not dude any guys that learn construction skills being an electrician whatever they're going to they're going to in the next 10 years they're going to ████ rake in that money dude rake it in but all dudes want to be makeup artists and ████ or Tik Tok like ████ be makeup artists yeah they don't I don't know any dudes that are I don't know maybe three you know a lot yeah a lot of guys just they're like I ain't picking up a hammer that's just too heavy yeah I'll paint these eyebrows though like I get injured dude yeah I'll Contour that those cheek bus yeah dude jeny guys they're like I'm going be my own boss and I'm going ████ be a crypto guy or whatever right and then they see a hammer and they're like I'm allergic to fixing things yeah I'm going
8:30 to hire that out you know that's what they do and pay in Bitcoin pay in Bitcoin pay in bit Yeah but anybody that does that they're going to make a lot somebody that learned how to make a bridge and fix it they're going to make a lot or people that come and and clean up ████ in Waste Management I bet that's a lot dude how many people are you competing that's true always and it's always going to need to be managed and no one's no one's going to want to do that job no real talk though a lot of this ████ like our roads Bridges everything they're like they need to be maintained right but all the dudes that built it the Boomers and all that ████ they're like going to die or retire and there's not enough from Millennials to like down to replace all those roles so now we're going to be like robots ████ Lil huie's going to be out there like trying to fix it he's a
9:20 Tik tocker you guys know okay cool sorry that was a yeah some of the fans will probably get who's Lil huie dude dude I'm sorry you guys are all 50 and you don't ████ know I am pretty old sorry okay go on what were you saying why is it that there's uh money that goes to like Waste Management like that and I know there's a reason why but like you know there's no money that goes into like picking up trash from like the the oceans and stuff like that you always need like Charities to donate to that kind of ████ cuz nobody wants that doesn't make money yeah and it doesn't it like the bridges and stuff impedes people's lives like out of sight out of mind like we don't see it we don't experience it in our daily life so we're not going to pay tax dollars towards it right yeah no ████ way or maybe the volume is too crazy crazy the amount of like ████ that's being thrown in the ocean is just we have trash Islands yeah versus the hike ████ Trails there's not that many people hiking got that giant initiative with the ████ two boats that have like that giant ████ net
10:11 that picks up trash from the the plastic whatever they they call it in the in the Pacific and stuff like that but it's always like you got to like donate money to those causes and stuff but over here we're like yeah dude Waste Management people get like six figure salaries and benefits yeah well I think it's you know just because someone has to pay for it to be clean we're paying people six to come pick up our trash from our house and throw it in just go out to the near Ocean and just throw it out there you think they recycle these bottles no we just put in the ocean yeah who do you think's throwing it in the ocean that guy that that guy that you know is literally throwing it into the ocean ████ shut up cam dude ████ the turtles
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