0:00 thank you [Music] welcome everybody to another strange episode of JK news where we're going to receive an announcement at the same time you guys special enough announcement time whoa okay so uh God dang it YouTube's screwing us again the thing is uh you know we talked about this in a different OTR but also everyone who has a channel that cusses is getting all their videos demonetized no you might say they're getting effed with they're getting fricked with yeah yeah gosh darn it shoot and this happened overnight like yeah nobody I mean right after New Year's two was like happy New
0:50 Year and guess what almost all of your videos just not gonna have ads anymore and we know that we're already dangling on the edges of a cliff and that we have our hands up here and there's a boot being kicked on our freaking hands but this is our plea for help and so um this is the JK Telethon guys the villain is like and then peeling back one finger I'm like oh we got two fingers left you really need this job or the hang in there kitten so basically we just we just you know did a 40 pay cup and maybe maybe another 40 but you know um We're Not Gonna count another 40 because 340s just go over 100 but that leaves us with 20 pay which is the rooftop let's go but you just said so this is demonetized
1:40 you double down on it so can do your thing so last time we did a patreon we were on life support and that was because the it was it was adpocalypse it was pretty it was pretty wild and then after a while you know we we gained some traction and it was great again and here comes YouTube with the big Rod of a boner just boning the living life of JK again right when we get up what do they do 300 kick us in the stomach right into the cave and say this is YouTube and so we had to come up YouTube came at us like this and we went down the ground with them we shouldn't we shouldn't and we shouldn't we shouldn't have and we learned they're pulling guard and we learned they pull guard yeah guard pullers also back then respectfully we are ████ we are being
2:31 ████ because the time was forcing us you're right and so like when you're on patreon you're like cool they're still ████ that's awesome like so but now we're kind of back we're kind of like we found our voice again attitude Arabic but you're right though because it was a really dangerous time for like being canceled so a lot of our cancel maybe I don't know I'm scared went to patreon I said shut up can we put that on patreon but yeah so like I want to give value to the people that are still on patreon and also if people want to join I just want to change it all up so I'm going to kind of present to you guys see how you guys flow with it all right and so I got a couple of notes Here uh this is one of the last few things Michael did to us before he left right besides besides ████ us yeah besides leaving us freaked us oh he freaked us
3:22 up so good thank you so I believe that the whole point of patreon is for them to get closer to us like they need to be like this close yeah you know and then it's like you know what people don't come here to watch like HBO content you know what I mean like people use patreon as a way to like hey the exclusive best ████ is here but what I believe is like patreon should be a place where like all right we're not just doing like news and entertainment but we're actually community building and then you have access to get closer to it getting more connected with them that's what a lot of people are asking about too and we don't have that because none of us really play with social media like yeah Ryan's really good but but but literally yeah we don't all have a space where we could build this community so I
4:13 think now it's time for creating our only friends wow I like that we're building on only friends what does it mean it sounds very close to another company but it's different I don't want to get demonetized for mentioning the only the other one yeah all right so we're doing only so it's tactical I like it so so I got this i got this pitch for you guys the first tier of our only friends okay I want to give them access to our private Discord because I think that's the best way of like finding a group that we can chat with because I had a separate Facebook group there's Instagram how do we bring everybody together that are like the core core the hottest chicks when we do it sorry can't do it and do it sorry yeah you want to be inclusive yeah we want the hottest dude specifically the hottest chicks and the greasiest dudes oh yeah people do DM the JK account all
5:05 the time asking if we even have a Discord so it's good that this is happening that's awesome and also we can all go in there to talk to everybody yeah I need a space to clap that's all these fans that are super bold whoa whoa that was kind of harsh I'm smiling though did your therapist say to say that you're right there and I think the other thing is we have a separate email where if they want to submit articles and stuff like that that's a big thing yeah now we can do it all on Discord yeah because I always tell people uh when they submit articles because we get so many just in the JK IG that it'd be so easy to have it all in like one place that one yeah and then you know because that other people could comment on the article and just be like yeah that one's dope let's all do it and then you can kind of see like what they want to talk
5:55 about too or like hey there's false information at 38 seconds 58 seconds 77 seconds 428 seconds and we're going to disregard all of it yeah and we're like oh wow that's really cool I guess we'll go with that article that's cool fan interaction you know and fans can ask questions on Discord like hey what what is what what does this say on ████ and Ryan's shirt oh he got naked girls whatever right and and they can ask questions just like prompt questions when we could give them a shout out just be like yo you know whatever ask the question so they can ask questions like would you rather have your mom or your dad but like new versions of that like your uncle or Auntie exactly oh that's cool cause in her second cousin yeah yeah yeah we're still gonna have videos that are just too spicy for YouTube so they'll get access to that but the next thing that I wanted to do is when we do
6:47 live recordings now there's a space where they can watch all past recordings if they missed it right so they're gonna have access to that nice that's our very first tier I I feel like that's a lot of that's a great first a lot of stuff it's a good tier that's just all in one tier that's the first level get out of here wait that's the first and I can get a hold of it if I act now act now baby that's but there's only five spots for 75 easy payments of what but where do the savings get passed down customer baby the people who don't watch all the videos will be like why did he sound like such a ████ ████ [Laughter] so here's our second level all right it's called It's called The only homies yeah I like that one because in every friend group you have your acquaintances you have your friends and you have your homies yeah they're tighter the circle gets tighter closer huh yeah well isn't that what everyone says about us like it's like we're like their friend group
7:37 yeah but are we their homies we're more like their uncles that might be true we're like they're an embarrassing uncle or they have to watch boys they have to watch it with headphones on so when we do live streams this only homies they can actually tune in live so as it's happening they'll be invited they'll get a special like so it's almost like a live taping and it could be anything right it could be like the lives that we do when we go on walks it could be the lives where you you're a studio audience member watching us film like that kind of thing so now we're gonna have lives with them so we could respond to them they're gonna be chatting with us all that right that's dope and so they get all of that other stuff but they also get that interaction with us too cool they can tune in chat while we shoot this jkn live and those are the videos that our only friends can watch what happened the only friends get to watch
8:28 the live streams of us with the only homies yeah there it is but only homies are the the participants yeah but okay here's the second level because what if you want to actually come apart and be a part of the conversation and it will beam you in and all that that's going to be reserved for our Only Lovers whoa like if they want to have a sit down and have an intimate conversation with us oh that's our Only Lovers that's pretty tight so that seat right there where Steve is sitting oh no I'm replaced that's gonna be the only lover that we've talked to nice a real life person or a computer screen over their face it's gonna be a computer screen okay yeah maybe we'll put the straw man that was here when I had um my Hospital complications oh that's your specific stun double thank you but then we can put like a screen here or something or like a a green screen here
9:18 it'll be can can will be sitting there and then we'll he'll hold the iPad really good yeah we could that would be good that way we can dehumanize can while we also do this well he'll be just deleting the footage at the same time at this level two you'll be a producer so your name will be in the credits yeah you know at the end roll we're gonna have an emerald we're gonna start oh dude we're gonna be like cam girls whoa the biggest are gonna have like their names whatever they want on the ████ like roll yeah like thank you for a ████ producers yeah you know what I mean or Only Lovers and then if their name is like ████ you JK like they'll be credited exactly yeah we'll see we'll say ████ you JK okay and here's the cool thing
10:08 it's a sweet dealer submitted by JK sucks ass and then so like let's say they they're like ride or dies right like man they've been with them they've been with us for like three months they can request for a personal shout out after you get recognized you get thanked you get sucked off are we organized enough for this I don't know wait a personal sucker for a personal shout out both what is it I don't need to be organized for the suck off but are we gonna be able to do shout outs not a problem that's if they've been on here for how much time three months three months wow I would give it a shout out once every three months but here's the best part of all this is the highest level of closeness right okay let's say they've been dedicated with us for 12 months as a straight lover you know we've been
11:00 doing those JK Adventures right we're gonna invite them to be a part of that so when we go out on these Adventures airsofting whatever you can get shot with airsoft we can shoot your butt you could eat stinky tofu you can have a miserable time you can shoot Ken you have welts in your body for whatever Adventure we're doing for the day I hope they can make it watch it's like someone that wins and they're from like Europe or something well maybe they can have a redeemable pass for like when they can make it then they can go to that Adventure that would be cool I mean we're still workshopping this and I'm just pitching it to you guys um but I kind of feel like this is a lot of stuff that we can give and it it's like good community building and it's really worth hey here's an idea how about the top donor like Whoever has
11:50 donated the most like top of the leaderboard there is like a name where that's the top donor that's cool like they do it yeah wow you're some sort of like they need to Dethrone that person if they want right right right right right and we like show visible worshiping to it we'll burnt incense what about top dollars like a dollar just a sweet just to sweeten the pot a little bit Yeah accidental donation if you're if you're here for 12 months I will tell you about my favorite crypto which I keep very I keep very secret you don't you know you don't I don't tell people about it yeah that is something that no and I know for a fact after 12 months his favorite crypto is still gonna be the same same favorite well we'll see because I uh you know we'll
12:42 see about that anyways if you guys want to know more go ahead and click in the description box below check out our patreon patreon.com just kiddingnews and go ahead click out all those tiers check it out be our only friend only homie Only Lover whatever you want to be only times let's do it because this is gonna be extremely fun um if you're already on it right now we're already in the Discord we're already doing this so we have a Discord already oh yeah how come we weren't invited man thanks for your support everybody thank you guys you guys can't wait to meet all six of you give back so hard we're gonna get back so hard [Music]
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