0:00 [Music] so there's a man okay in chile chile yep santiago capital santiago san diego [Laughter] mint chocolates holy ████ that guy is from chile it's a really weird shaped country though yeah it is it's strange oh it's like a chili it's like italy that boot thing i'm like what the ████ it's like a chip but imagine imagine you can go from one side to the other in 10 minutes but then the other way it's like 20 hours do you even ████ play with chopsticks for like an hour dog
0:51 such a landman who is accidentally paid 330 times his salary oh resigns then vanished of course you stole my article you piece of ████ you have this this is an awesome day it's gonna be all steve dave hick but you ████ ruined it dude my bad this is gonna be the all-steep day daily double ████ should i take his house should we talk about something else you're fine i'll get over it i'll get over it all right cool this is all ant day so welcome to all ant day okay dude anthony has no daily doubles [Laughter] c just came out is this the daily double this is he just made the sound effects it's just they have the button the button you stab it no you don't gotta look for it just do the article bro it's
1:42 a ████ payday all right okay 300 times the normal amount how much was he supposed to get people bringing it back bart you are the most responsible person here and it makes me ████ pain to know that he watches the post that was like a natural move for me he doesn't watch the instrument yeah it was good all right so a chilean man was accidentally paid 330 times his salary he resigns and he vanishes right unnamed worker at consorcio industrial de alimentos which makes cold cuts aka joe's favorite ████ sandwich from subway normally receives a paycheck of roughly 500 000 chilean pesos which is about 550 dollars 555 direct deposit to his account
2:34 in his most recent pay period on may 30th a screw up in the company's hr department resulted in him getting a check for in pesos 165 million 398 851 chilean pages i would wait for that to 5x before i take the money and run you're right yeah that's not enough if i get another 5x that's what i think in in america is five thousand dollars a little bit more a hundred and eighty three thousand five minutes a lot of money that's probably retirement money right there that's a lot of money i vanished too ████ but also here's the other half of it though uh ████ if you run away like they're gonna be looking for you they obviously know who the ████ did
3:24 this all you have to do is drive 20 minutes you're out of the country ah and you're gone out of your direct deposit account ████ are you talking about argentina by that bro guess what you get to go to their ████ spirit halloween store buy whatever the ████ you want you have disguises for generations that's your first stop after the heist of ascension of course it is you're going like all right fake eyebrows come on dude you're in forget it i got the screen mask on i'm wearing i'm holding like a ████ no one will no one will find it oh the screen that had the pup my coach jersey with a woo hat and i'm good you remember the screen mask i had a pump in your pocket were you the blood yeah yeah yeah oh yeah these are the coolest kids look crazy and then and you hear me and i'm like her older and i squeeze it and the blood
4:14 comes so bad wrong person we're looking for steve green oh yeah no no that's not me hey you should buy wu though check it out hey indianapolis let's ████ go to you you're looking for stephen sorry i'm mr nikki limo that's me dude very different wait you'll you'll see so this guy takes the matter what you say like italian this guy so this guy he takes a matter to a manager right to report his overpayment which is when the hr error is discovered for the first time the company then told him to go to his bank to initiate the return of the money no way he promised to go there the next day and that's exactly what he did what he didn't do however was return the money after three days of calls and whatsapp messages
5:05 the company got a message from a lawyer representing the worker offering his resignation since then no one at the company has heard from the worker the company has filed a complaint charging the worker with misappropriation of funds in hopes of recovering some of the lost money but so far there have been no arrests because he drove 10 minutes and went out of her girl he's out bro this is the key to the life right here you just ████ lawyer up i was going to slow your run he must have some kind of ████ case if he can hire a lawyer though it's important because bart kind of commented on this earlier about how much that actually is in chile specifically right so while the windfall like that would be huge in any country even america to get like 330 times your salary it's especially notable in chile where the average worker takes home roughly 1 000 us dollars a month wow so imagine this guy got in the average chilean entire
5:56 country he had like 183 months worth of salary in one ████ so his 500 was like his month's payment 550 555 was his average monthly salary that he was supposed to receive 555 dollars he got 180 grand what would you guys do you work at subway i'd buy a plane there it is hey this is joe's easy i'm listening he got so excited bro i'm a ████ i'm in i call my wife and i say hey baby there's a lot of big blinds let's go you know it's not a big one you're in the wsop for the next ████ 180 years your bankrolled your bankroll papa steve got you worried about it countries are also different right because you're like i could get away with a lot of ████ over here yeah you
6:46 gotta pay off everybody but the government might find you get away with i don't know murder how about this i buy one board ape and then i watch it go to zero [Laughter] overnight overnight because of a medium post about racism my ████ future my entity future is that the whole thing where they were saying that the board ape guy is like a nazi yeah yeah hidden nazi symbols it's all it took that's crazy like a house of cards that's why it's crumbly yeah bro for real not fresh also low liquidity obviously like bear market but that was the big like little that's the catalyst obviously bear market everything crumbled but the point is oh yeah well no that that really did like pull a lot of value how how like what's the percentage that it dropped like value bro you could have sold it it dropped like
7:37 200 g's 185 000 up for a jpeg yeah like two months ago and now how much is it now it's over how much though i don't even know it's so bad is it one each though uh yeah yeah it's one eight but you know how much one heath is right now it's like eleven hundred dollars i mean bro all the way to can you believe can you believe these jpegs didn't hold their values yeah that's ████ nice crazy you everyone thought that they were going to hold value forever so the creator's a ████ nazi that's all it takes i don't know is he is he actually a nazi no no i don't know enough to know i just i'm telling you what everyone's saying and so that's all it takes sometimes wow
8:28 that's crazy imagine he is he's just sitting there just like they found my plan they found out oh no it's the board yacht club it's a failure the second coming of the third rank did anyone see this coming it wasn't the bear market that got to me i'm sorry i've been drinking and he's funny you enjoyed the clip that was good the cooks are really good i i don't if you if you're a subway worker in chile and this opportunity the sandwich place you'd probably run would you would you do the same ████ if i was a subway worker i would make an outside house myself i give the money back wow if you work for subway there was no ████ country or ultimate dimension where joe gives the money back i swear
9:19 to god i'm honorable bullsh okay let's say on your youtube channel on your vlog channel your adsense randomly three million dollars i take the money they tell you to give it back but subway he's like somebody needs this money i'm honorable i'll take it i'm so afraid of daddy google daddy google is very scary don't always get their money back because chili government and maybe you can like pay him off or run away daddy google though they're all over the world like there's no place in the world where they don't they can't see or find you okay so what if adsense gives you a ████ ton of money on accident you take that money you buy google ads with it for your business and they go man i guess you're giving it
10:09 back watch the way they recycle it if they're not going to come after me yeah you know what i do i go to duckduckgo and then guess what i do what the ████ is duckduckgo you don't know what doctor it's the ████ browser for porno dogs it's the browser for security yeah exactly oh sorry i thought i want the truth let me tell you something if you want to try to find out what something is about and then you don't ever find out what it is use duckduckgo i see because it's a real bad search engine but it has good it has a good idea behind it but a real bad search engine really really bad execution i end up getting duckduckgo and then typing google.com and then i start that's what i do it doesn't even direct you to google either it like since you did that's how the internet's done you literally i can't even find my own twitter with it i'm like how was this i
10:59 mean how did you guys ████ pull up search results that from like seven years ago nobody's looking for this one how can't you find it [Music] you
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