0:00 thank you [Music] so uh Chris Brown's back in the news oh yeah shoot he beat up another girl wow whoa no but it does involve a girl oh just not in the way you might think so you know like uh some concerts they do a thing where they bring a fan up to the stage brought her up to boxing one lucky winner there's been a slap box with me Chris Brown have you guys heard him ████ up have you guys heard his testimony of what happened on his side no it's Rihanna yeah is it actually like worth hearing it's worth hearing actually yeah yeah okay all right like I don't know who's telling the truth obviously because like you know we're we're on social media so we know that like how different what the public gets could be from real life yeah what did
0:51 Ruby do uh but he was talking about how they're like driving back somewhere and he goes first of all I ████ up like that's like I just want to put that out there I shouldn't have laid hands on her ever whatever but he was saying like uh when they're driving back I think she was like being like belligerent about something and then uh she took his phone like threw it out into the middle of the street and then like with his her heel was like stomping on him like while he's trying to drive his Lambo or whatever oh like you're like oh ████ I can see where it goes in from like just stop up and then maybe a second one and then but it ends there and then he's like oh ████ what did I do I kind of like like that I'm like summarizing obviously but it's uh it was cool to hear him come out um way later on and then they asked him well why didn't you share this like right when it happened he goes right when it happened like I ████ up so he that was his way of going I'm just gonna
1:42 accept it and take everything that's coming the way um I want to I don't want it to make it like I gotta defend myself uh so I ████ up I should never have done that but if you want to know the real story this is what happened when did that come out recently oh dang oh yeah yeah but what about the other time he ████ up a girl same thing she was hitting them with the heels throwing away his phone he did that again he'd lose his phones all the time did he oh ████ hey but in that picture that Riri came out with her like her after she got hit by him she that didn't look like a stop that looked like a stop it looked like she fought in a UFC match today yeah but girls bruised easily dog if I ████ hit a dog ████ Tangerine goes like it's ████ Bruce so easy he's a big mofo too I think like six two or six three oh yeah he's a big boy yeah he's tall Riri not is she big is she tall I
2:33 don't know what's her height right can you pull that up really looks small but she doesn't look super small but she looked petite but she don't look big she's probably like five eight yeah she doesn't look big at all yeah but she's still got girl skin it bruises so easy but after doing that to Rihanna I feel like Chris Brown is like he's he's like fine he ████ us yeah but before that didn't he beat up a girl too regardless of where he went Rihanna went yeah he had a ████ billionaire yeah yeah that's true I guess when they're comparing themselves to each other it's a pretty clear yeah distinction yeah and then I do want to support her more because I'm like I do feel bad that she got beat up by Chris Brown I'm a real fan I'm really over Beyonce I said same same here me too really I think she's hotter too actually I think everything about her well Beyonce is still fine I'm
3:25 not gonna take that away I'm just saying but the music I think I think Beyonce is fine but I think Rihanna's sexy hey I'm not I'm not mad I don't know the difference what did Chris Brown do because let's talk about dude I'm more of a Kelly Rowland kind of Oh Wow Wow hey Kelly Rowland had some good songs though on her own yeah dude yeah name half of one um I'm a Survivor I'm a Survivor like I'm not gonna give up Chris Brown yeah so what he did is you know like at concerts they'll do these things where they bring a fan on stage and they'll put them in a chair and then they'll like dance around them Magic Mike stuff yeah I'm the fan I'm not gonna do this I'm not the dancer well we get the idea so he has his girl on stage and uh starts dancing on her and then she just won't stop taking her phone out oh and he like you stupid gen Z ████ yeah at
4:17 one point he like puts it away for her he's like nah like just live in the moment like he puts it away man yeah so here just take a look at me like but my friends won't understand that's funny as ████ he threw it this is not a good close out her phone look at that hip movement yeah yeah keeps going on her phone oh my God I need a ████ um yeah No One's Gonna realize that this is happening to me right now back if the answer is doing it takes it throws it just launched her phone it's gone that's pretty funny is that why people are like Rihanna did that to you and beat your ass up how come you did to her that's ████ funny put on her phone what's with this phone throwing it was in the moment when he brought up that was in
5:07 the moment he's been traumatized by phone throwing so it just kind of came out you know Primal you know when you get mad you kind of do throw your phone it's Primal even I like even like if I'm getting like like serious for a real lift sometimes I forget my phone costs a lot of money and I ████ Chuck it I hit the lift and afterwards I go oh my God what did I do came to my senses how could I you throw your phone you don't throw someone else's phone very true yeah but what if somebody landed on somebody's shoulder and it's fine yeah but Chris Brown apologists if you're here though this this is this is America right telephone someone's gonna catch it oh oh I gotta Sue Chris Brown ow oh yeah that's true I need a hundred million dollars so what are people saying about this cell phone throw I mean they're just
5:58 making fun of it mainly but he doesn't care he's like all right it's just a phone yeah he doesn't give a ████ also I mean just be in the moment man that's true I think that's more important is I mean not that you should do that but it does look really dumb to just be like on stage when like a artist is performing to you yeah it does seem like it must be like ████ why did I pick her because that's like a once in a lifetime moment yeah how hard is it to go yo Nick record me and then your your homies recording you and you have a way better angle than like I'm gonna go up there myself and then you have look trust me that's Chris Brown dude trust me but dude I don't think it's that unreasonable that I want to ████ pull your phone out while Chris Brown is laughing I think it's unreasonable guy no I don't I'm not a big selfie I'm the guy at a concert that's like Dude put your ████ phone away okay you know what I mean if you're
6:48 if you're this guy at the concert I'm like you're not gonna watch that ████ later so put it away you're not gonna yeah but if you are ████ getting danced up on by Chris Breezy what if you went what if you got that uh at a Bad Bunny concert magnification I'm gonna do that what would you do if that bunny pulled you up to Stage dude I shake I shake that thing up I tossed that monkey around it's more about herself and what she wants to show off than what Chris Brown is giving her doesn't that crazy yeah and I think if like one time before that he's like nah don't like just put it away and then she does it again that's probably where he's like kind of had it yeah he just launched it she should have had a 360 cam so she could just hold it telescope GoPro on her head like this yeah the head bow the one that looks like a g string she's
7:38 she's not prepared actually but dude I don't think you should throw anyone's phone like this at the same time though like if you're like balling you're at my show I can revoke your ticket but she picked she paying money right to a certain I don't want your money you pick you picked her out the crop yeah but like would you rather get like the what like the maybe 200 bucks that she paid for your ticket but like at the same time it's like you got your fan like and that's the show that's what people are gonna remember this image of like somebody who's just like yo check this this moment out you know what I mean yeah it's like no dude it's like let me ████ dance on you so I can look sexy for this part of the show that I chose and you're beautiful and I'm beautiful you know what I mean it's a ████ thing it's a gimmick that every ████ artist does own that much of a distraction form I don't think it's a
8:29 distraction it's a disrespect it was yeah is it a disrespectful hey look at me no I don't even think it's crazy disrespectful I think he's just that kind of that kind of person to be like in your face he's already so edgy right dude the top comment was could have been worse that's a good comment ████ that's what I'm saying it's like it's it's on brand for him to be like yeah I don't give a ████ right you know yeah yeah honestly watching that video of him chucking her phone I was like mad for her you liked it I was I was mad I was like dude I'd be ████ pissed so you Chuck my phone dude I think if I was at a concert I was at that concert and I saw the phone I would crack up me too that's funny you know I'd be entertaining the way that makes sense for like his brand yeah that is true it does make sense for it did you see the thing with Bad Bunny through a phone yeah she threw a phone what do you think of that I thought that was
9:19 funny he's like walking with his Camp I guess maybe to Stage or from stage some other girl that's not part of his Camp just gets like starts catching up with him it starts going like this trying to like film them yeah and then he grabs her phone and throws it in the water like they're like walking by a river in the water yeah I thought that was I thought that was more acceptable than this yeah because he's like I deserve my ████ privacy right yeah you can't be a random my piece there's a video of Kanye doing uh doing that recently or this this Paparazzi was filming him and then he takes her phone and throws it that made me laugh oh because she was like dude stop ████ filming me like get out of here get a job loser you know Paparazzi was smart they would hire another Paparazzi go hey dude he's probably gonna throw my camera so we catch well they caught it on camera it's ████ funny that is funny yeah see he knows I think it was a while ago but it was like a Harry Styles
10:09 concert he's wearing this like you know kind of like jumper looking thing that's orange kind of skin tight right he's like up there somebody checks a water bottle oh yeah nuts we covered that here yeah yeah I need for real just like he has to ████ take a piece he became a he became an equal I'm thinking about it I think the the classy and probably even have uh gain more fandom way is take the phone and now perform into the phone also with her and then Chuck it people do it give her a souvenir to take home with that's what that's what and then wipe all that restore on it took the phone recorded himself so people were like yeah and then still chose to break it afterwards or he downloaded the update people were also saying like everybody was also saying oh damn you know her phone's
11:00 still unlocked catch it yeah but no there's there's also footage of a girl giving it to her at the end of the concert like they met her outside which is great that's cool as that person to do that but what a good Community huh you shouldn't throw a Fan's phone interact your concert and you're gonna give him a lap dance so that's part of the ████ deal oh yeah right if you tell me like if you were to like uh we started this whole thing over and we were like all right a artist brought a fan on stage for that type of gimmick and then ended up and told the story and checked their phone which artist was it um if it was like oh Chris Brown oh yeah I can see I would literally name all of them I could see Ariana Grande doing next year it's meticulous at creating their performance they don't want contamination like even like Katy Perry right all her s███'s ████ crazy
11:51 Spirals and candy canes and ████ she didn't put all that effort into for someone to come ruin her show like I need to do a magic like computer totally see Katy Perry like get this ████ whack-ass black phone out there it needs to be ████ neon pink or something yeah I wonder how they handled it at like Magic Mike live because I'm sure lots of people want to do that and this is the whole show like a lot of it I think I think what you said is the best way to do it perform to the camera then delete all that yeah and then download the update switch the language to Spanish or something that's why you need to someone needs to patent the freaking sticky hand phone case so when someone throws it just go forward that's kind of ████ up that use a pattern specifically for phones yeah but do you think bringing up a fan on stage it's like you're also kind of opening up a door exactly oh yeah you never know what it's gonna you have to know yeah how do you know she's on she's not underage oh she don't look underage
12:41 honestly she looked like she was 13 to me dude she looked like she's like Terry Hatcher you got the overage Heavies like you think she look like a woman you think this underage look like a fan of like a rule cast members those are the Pelosi's does she look does she look like she's annoying yes do I think Chris Brown should have thrown her phone no wow I like that you have a lot of merchants we should have slime dirt sure yeah Nickelodeon yeah yeah yeah he chucked her phone and then slammed her that's okay after after the left is [Music]
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