0:00 As you guys know, we finally closed Joonbi. >> Yay! >> Are [laughter] we supposed to Wait, are we supposed to clap? Wait, is that the right reaction or not? >> No, but you're clapping, SO I'M CLAPPING. >> YAY! >> HANNAH STARTED IT, SO I JUST FOLLOWED. >> HERE, and we're going to tell the story of all of this. I prepared a little video. >> Oh, cool. >> So, check this out. >> Where is that? >> So, this we had to do in literally 10 hou- Like, this is empty. We did this all in like less than 10 hours. And this used to have everything there. It took us like What the ████ >> [laughter] >> What the hell is this? >> [laughter]
0:51 >> What Why are we there? >> OH! >> WOAH! >> [screaming] >> OH MY GOD! CONGRATS! WOAH! >> [screaming] >> THAT'S LIKE 8 WEEKS! THAT'S LIKE 8 WEEKS! IT'S DANCING! >> YEAH. >> OH MY GOD, MIKE. >> OH MY GOD! >> YOU can hear the heartbeat. >> Oh ████ >> What is that? >> That's [laughter] the heartbeat. >> Why are you gay? >> That's the heartbeat. THAT'S THE HEARTBEAT. >> JAMAL >> SO, YOU DID THIS AT JOONBI? >> [laughter] >> YEAH, I ████ HER IN THE KITCHEN.
1:41 Holy ████ >> what? >> Congrats, [screaming] guys. This is crazy, [laughter] yo. What the ████ >> I can't BELIEVE IT, DUDE. >> [laughter] [screaming] >> I WANT TO SAY I HAD A I HAD A I WANT TO SAY I HAD A FEELING. >> [laughter] >> WE WERE LIKE BRO, SHE'S SO SHE'S SO OBVIOUS. SHE'S SO ████ YOU CAN'T TELL? >> NO, DUDE. >> OH ████ SORRY SORRY. >> [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] >> HEY, WATCH MY MIC DUDE. WATCH MY ████ [laughter] MIC. >> It's not obvious.
2:31 >> You know what's funny? >> Not obvious at all. No, I didn't notice a thing. >> I was like Joe's getting fat. >> All the ladies think they show. >> You know someone said that to me when I told them. >> What they say? >> I told one of the employees I was like, yeah you know we're pregnant. She goes to me, oh I thought you were stress eating. >> Oh [laughter] ████ >> You're like thank god. >> No, she came to me the morning, right? And then she's [clears throat] like she's like do I show it? I'm like, I could ████ tell. >> He's like so aware of it though. >> Oh my god. >> everything I want. >> I'm like you got to watch out. That was good. >> Okay. >> Holy ████ dude. >> crazy is when we had breakfast together in Hawaii, she was already pregnant. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> Were you feeling sick at that time? >> That morning. We had to like make a mad stop to get crackers. >> [laughter] >> Yep. >> You were like >> Cuz you had the >> And she was trying to like
3:21 >> Oh my god, bro. >> to keep it all shh. >> Shut the ████ >> Cuz if I don't eat, I have to eat like as soon as I wake up. >> [laughter] >> That's ████ insane. Anthony scared you. Look, he's >> He's like what the ████ >> [laughter] >> Yeah. Oh, sorry. 15 weeks yesterday. >> 15 weeks, congrats. >> So do you Would you have around his birthday? >> How many months is that? >> Three three and three weeks. >> It'll be four months I think. >> guys going to know the gender or are going to be gay LIKE ANTHONY? >> OH, WOW. YOU ASKED ABOUT GENDER? WELL, in that video >> Some kidless guy's jealous over there. [laughter] >> In the In that video, Hannah thought that it was going to be a boy, but we don't know yet, but but I do, but she doesn't. What do you guys think it's going to be? >> Well, how how come you know and she doesn't?
4:11 >> He saw the He saw the sex reveal. >> He's He's doing the gender reveal by himself. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to do the gender reveal by myself. >> No, who who is that? The the sonogram person or what is it called? >> Well, it's 12 weeks. >> Well, I I could tell I could We could all We could find out together. >> Yeah. It's It's It's a box. >> What? Anthony, under there there's A BOX. >> OH. >> [screaming] >> I'M JUST GOING TO SAY. >> [laughter] >> AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN And then No, no, NO, NO. >> [laughter] >> THIS HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE EXCITED ABOUT good news. >> I'm going to do the gender reveal by myself. >> THERE'S A BOX. GET A BOX OUT. PULL THOSE three things out. >> Okay, I'm going girl, girl. I'm going girl, girl. >> Who votes guy? Who votes girl? >> Okay, I'm just going to say. >> Girl? >> I think it's girl. I think it's girl. >> Don't point these at each other or the cameras. >> Okay, guy. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. >> Point it up. Point it up. Point it up, okay? Point it up. All right. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.
5:02 >> Who thinks boy? Hey, hey, hey. >> By the way, I love you. Turn it around. >> Bart, what do you got? >> No, dude. IT'S RIGHT HERE. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S GOING TO SHOOT YOUR DICK, DUDE. >> [laughter] >> I ALSO love you, Bart. >> Turn it that around. >> TURN IT OVER. >> ARE YOU SURE it says up? >> Yeah, that's up. >> The thing that says up. >> YEAH. >> [laughter] >> IT'S ████ STRONG. >> I WAS READING >> I JUST I love you, and that's all. >> You hate views. >> I [laughter] I I JUST SAID IT WAS a nice thing. >> He's going to shoot his dick. >> I shouldn't have gotten it for him. I shouldn't have done it. Okay. >> So, Hannah Hannah thinks boy. >> Uh I think girl. >> You think girl? Girl? Anthony? >> I hope it's a girl. >> You hope? But what do you think? >> [snorts and sighs] >> I think it's a girl. >> Okay. Bart? >> I think >> Boy. Boy? Nick? >> I think girl. >> Okay. >> I think girl. >> Damn, I'm going to be a girl dad, huh? >> Yeah, we'll see. We'll see.
5:52 >> I don't know ████ though. >> Yeah, it doesn't >> IT DOESN'T MATTER. >> READY? 3 2 1 >> [screaming] [laughter] [screaming] >> PLAYER'S CURSE DOG, PLAYER'S CURSE. >> Oh yeah. >> Congrats. >> Player's curse for real. >> Hi tea guys. >> That's why I picked you. >> They could BE BEST FRIENDS. >> OH MY GOD. >> THEY'LL BE best friends. We're going to raise them. >> So many girls. >> I KNOW. AND THEY'RE ALL THE SAME AGE. THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE IN SCHOOL TOGETHER. >> Oh dude, they're going to be terrible in school together. >> [laughter] >> They'll all be in the same grade. >> Oh my god, that's amazing. >> And the craziest thing is it might be due on my birthday.
6:42 >> What? >> Hopefully not on your birthday. >> Might be literally on his birthday. >> Do you have the same birthday? That'd be crazy if you guys got the same birthday. >> Yeah. >> Dude. >> Cuz I don't really celebrate, so I get to celebrate now. >> Yeah. >> It's a girl, dude. >> That means you got high tea baby. >> High tea bros. >> Hold on, I got to take a picture. I got to send it to Geo. No explanation. >> Oh dude, I'm going to do the same thing. Just snap. >> Oh, I'm going to I'm going to do the same thing. >> What the hell, dude? >> No, it was my idea. I'm going to do it first. >> [laughter] >> I'm going to be a sweet boy too. I'm a sweet boy too. >> Hold on, we got to tell our wives though, you know. >> When did you find out the gender? >> Uh like a month ago? >> We did the nip test. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. After she did the test, she actually knew. I just lied and said that SHE DIDN'T KNOW. >> [laughter]
7:33 >> WE WANTED TO MAKE IT MORE FUN. IT MADE IT MORE FUN. >> WE DIDN'T want to know We wanted to know immediately. >> He does [laughter] good videos. >> I know, when he said that I was like, "Oh, just go with it." >> Yeah, yeah, with it. You should host more, Joe. >> [laughter] >> I just lied. That was article I was actually lying. That's all I got in my tape. >> I'm not pregnant at all. >> Oh my god. >> Is there anything you guys are preparing in your lives knowing you have a baby and a baby girl coming? >> Dude, we didn't even plan. Like, it was just one of those things where it was like, well, we better start trying, huh? And then it was like, yeah. And then [snorts] the way that she showed me was she came into the room and she was just ████ shaking this thing, right? And I was like, what the ████ IS HAPPENING? NO, BUT SHE WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, LIKE >> WAIT, you're flicking pee? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I didn't know I didn't know. I was just like, that s███'s wet, [laughter] right? And then I picked it up and I was like,
8:24 oh, ████ >> [laughter] >> I GOT COVID? >> YEAH, WHAT DOES this mean? >> The best thing you said was you looked at it and you went, you got pee on me. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I was like, you got pee on me and I was like, oh, ████ I guess you're pregnant. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. The old princess Kimiko. >> [laughter] >> We're finally going to get a princess Kimiko. >> What were you feeling when you got when you when you found out she was pregnant? Did you guys hug? You guys have tears or >> Well, first I had I was feeling pee. And then afterwards, I was just confused cuz I was like, how did you know so fast? >> Yeah, I didn't I didn't wait until I missed a period. >> Oh, no way. How >> It didn't lead It was just shocking to me cuz I was just like, one day I'm like in my office and she just walks in and I real first thing I realize is there's piss all over me. Well, you did
9:14 it at the office? >> Well, my my my bed my room >> Oh, oh, oh, okay, that's what I pictured. >> Yeah, I know, right? That's [laughter] funny. >> It's like the assistant manager is like >> Why we ALL GOT PEE? >> [laughter] >> SO, YEAH. But I was just like, what the ████ And then like everything was just kind of like like fast. Yeah. So, I was just kind of like, what what do we do? Like, what is what's happening? I wasn't ready for this ████ >> You got potent sperm, dude. >> For real. >> Yeah, you got some good swimmers, man. >> How long were you trying? >> Not even. Like we weren't timing it or anything. We just at the beginning of July we like >> like no condom. >> No condoms. >> You did a good job, guys. >> Busted. Just busted. >> July 29th. >> You guys use condoms on the regs or what the hell? >> Quite a good egg she has. >> Yeah. >> That's all people. >> Quite fertile. Quite fertile. >> Is it like you're at home right now? >> [laughter] >> Were we like no matter what July we're
10:06 just going to try or whatever. It was just like time's ticking. >> Yeah. We were talking to people when we came back for your wedding. >> Yeah. >> And everybody was like yeah you guys need to like get it together. >> you that? >> Every My little brother like was like >> Her yeah her own little brother was like >> He wants your guys's kids to be close in age to his kids. Like why is he >> No, he was genuinely like you're pushing your mid-30s now. >> He's like you're geriatric. >> Get it together. >> Life is fleeting. >> Literally. >> [laughter] >> Gave me a lecture on the phone and then Anna and Jeremy >> You won't be a grandma right away. You're going [laughter] to be a nan. >> Yeah, that's exactly how he speaks. >> What else would they say? >> [laughter] >> And it's like Anna and Jeremy were pushing, too? >> A little bit, yeah a little bit. But they're not in a bad way, just like what are you what's like what's the plan? Yeah. >> Oh, cuz I think maybe cuz they it took
10:56 them such a long time and they were like um you know, they had a hard time doing >> Jill's brother like 7 years or something. >> Yeah. >> telling us about it. >> It was like a reality check of like when you guys getting started and I was like we kind of already are, but I'm not telling you anything. >> We hadn't started at that point. >> Oh, we didn't? >> No. Can't trust him with any stories. >> [laughter] >> Wait, how'd your What did your mom say? >> My mom? >> Yeah. >> Tell the truth. >> She said she's going to watch the video. >> [laughter] >> Congratulations. >> Did she say it like that? >> pachinko machine. >> [laughter] >> And did your mom say YOU WHAT? >> DUDE, I TOLD MY MOM IMMEDIATELY. I sent her a picture of the test. >> OH, CUTE. >> WOAH. >> I TOLD MY MOM, I TOLD MY BROTHERS AND my dad straight away. >> I got to be careful cuz my mom can't keep secrets. >> My mom, that's why I told my dad and my brothers.
11:46 >> [laughter] >> Oh, your mom don't know yet? >> My mom knows. But I had to wait it out and figure out how to do it. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Cuz all of my family members would know. >> Oh, really? >> Like you know if you told her, everyone's knowing. >> Uh >> whole church will know, too. >> May [laughter] >> And it's already game over. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Wow. >> We thinking names yet? What we doing names-wise? >> We got a name. >> Kimiko. >> We got a name, like a Welsh name. >> Yeah? >> Oh, it's Welsh? >> Yeah. >> Welsh? [laughter] >> That's the middle name. >> Ah, the middle name. That's the middle, yeah. >> Princess is Welsh? >> Are we going to Do we Do Do we get to guess? >> You can You can try, but you Yeah, you wouldn't be able to. Cuz it's not even a name. It's like a word. It's like a word. >> word, but not a name? >> Eliza Bradley. >> Eliza Bradley? >> [laughter] >> It's a hybrid name. >> Count Marie Antoinette. >> Bulbasaur. >> Bulbasaur? [laughter]
12:37 >> That's still a That's still a name. >> That's Japanese, though. >> Is it Babushka? >> Is it Babushka? [laughter] >> Oh, man. >> King Arthur. >> That would be a good one. That was going to be the boy name. We were going to do Arthur. >> Arthur? >> Cuz we like Arthur from Peaky Blinders and King Arthur. >> That's good. >> And then people could have called her Arthur. >> Arthur Jitsukawa would have been wild. >> Arthur Jitsukawa is hard. >> That's pretty hard, yeah. >> That is pretty hard. >> No, Jitsukawa at the end of it is, you know. >> But Princess Jitsukawa is good. >> Arthur Jitsukawa sounds like you united the two nations when they send their kings and to marry someone abroad. >> Yeah, like that was a forced marriage. >> [laughter] >> Arthur Jitsukawa >> What was the other boy one? >> Kai. But it's the Welsh version. Cuz it's Kai, which is c a i, which is the Welsh one, or the Japanese one is k a i. >> And it's a popular kids name right now. >> is That's a cute And she was thinking
13:27 about how my family can't pronounce Arthur. >> [laughter] >> How would your family do it? How would they do it? >> Asa. Like ass. >> You didn't want to name him Darren? >> Darren. >> For uh preparedly? >> Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> I got to go and shoot myself in the head. >> Just name him Prepare. >> [laughter] >> Prepare to call. >> Dude, we should do Jamie as the middle name. >> Mancha. Manchu. [laughter] >> When you found out you were pregnant, did you Did you like want a boy or girl? Or was it just like I wanted a girl. >> He wanted a girl. >> Join the girl club. >> Yeah, everyone told us a girl is easier. >> Girl is easier? >> Yeah, that's what everyone says. >> Everyone that I know that most has girls first, it's like pretty cool how like the family unit is. When it's boys first, they just ████ up their siblings. It's hella easy.
14:17 >> Right? >> Yeah. >> It's easy. Are you Are you going to tell your dad? >> I don't know about that. >> [laughter] >> Do you talk to him regularly? >> Nope, that's why. >> Yeah. I was like, "Do you even have his number?" You know? >> Yeah. >> Oh, wow. >> You could be like, "Hey, you're not even going to be a grandpa cuz we don't really recognize you." That could be kind of cool. >> That's cool. >> I'll just text him. "I have a kid, but you're not grandpa." >> [laughter] >> I don't know about that. We'll have to see. >> Yeah. >> Well, comment below if you see this. >> Yeah. >> He might be like, >> "I am his a father." >> Let us know what you think. >> "And I am a sad." >> How did Did [laughter] you tell Did you tell David? >> No one knows. >> Oh my god. >> trust anyone to keep a secret. >> Yeah, you can't. Especially people that can't keep secrets. >> Oh. Especially people. >> We kept We kept our ethnicity away from David cuz he just slips [laughter] so much. >> He would tell
15:07 >> And then finally we let him in on it and he slipped like 20 times. We're like, "F███, we ████ knew it, bro." >> Oh wait, but I thought you guys just know each other in this city when you see each other and ████ >> [laughter] >> You know that straight away. >> Can you tell she's British? >> I'm white and I knew what that was. >> [laughter] >> She could tell you were German. >> Exactly. Sometimes it's like on sight. >> Big old German. Next video. >> You didn't even know you [laughter] were German. >> Congrats, guys. >> Thank you, guys. >> You guys ARE ALL CAREFUL UNCLES NOW. Oh my god.
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