0:00 [Music] so this is a Trippy situation um where two Florida inmates uh who have never physically met each other built some sort of like love relationship and then the chick got pregnant how did he come through like the pipes or something well I thought talking about two dudes what the hell so two inmates so right when I was like oh okay that makes sense I guess I thought you talking about two dudes two female inmates right no it was a guy and a girl so a prisoner Daisy link the girl uh who was behind bars for a second degree murder charge got pregnant without having even met the father physically ever oh so there's suser
0:51 there can I guess how she got PR they were in a Jacuzzi absolutely guess so did they did they fall in love number one through letters uh like pimp love no no they fell in love not through letters okay okay okay I I missed that one another one is he jacked off in a cup gave it to a friend and then the friend gave her the cup and she put it in her ████ well well well being upside down doing a handstand cuz they have to make sure that it's in there gave it to a friend that's my favorite part zero as close as you might get but zero physical contact yeah you were actually close to the first time turkey baster what this there a big jacuzzi no no he said he said come through the pipes open the pipes like he shot one through the cuz you know how they talk through the pipes they talk through the pipes yeah they send messages through the PIP that's how they
1:41 fell in love they talking through the pipes through pipes yeah like the like the plumbing damn they could hear each other they're what's your name girl you sound ████ fine the guy and are next to each other like that yeah yeah yeah what the ████ so so Daisy who again Behind Bars for a second degree murder was charged in 2022 um that somehow the 29-year-old mysteriously became pregnant by another inmate uh his name is Joan Juan not sure it's not a you uh deaz age 24 also involved in the shock pregnancy where uh the funny thing is when it happened they were just saying oh it's a miracle baby this is the it's like a religious it's like Jesus yeah St Mary virgin mother right but then what what happened is they ended up finding out that they had fallen in love through like a vent that
2:31 had connected them so by like speaking Yeah by speaking they built a relationship through that and then H love it it was H it was real love wider hey love works in really mysterious hey I'm into it you want to talk to the toilet or talk to the vents it was it was vent to be shut theck up I like it ouch um so they said you know being in isolation for so long you begin to spend hours and hours talking to this person CU it's the only person person you can talk love is blind yeah oh ████ beautiful This is Love is Blind yo and they saw each other and she was like the bastard this this particular uh Girl Daisy she's she's like I I always really wanted to have a baby and I'm not going to get to do that for a really long time so if I had to choose somebody
3:22 it would be you as she was like talking this person in the event all right and the dude uh specifically was have a baby all right like in like the level above in terms of where the vent was so they had gravity on their side right get the ████ out of here right now are you bullshitting me on this I'm not bullshitting you so she gave her a ████ through a vent she put the ████ up to the vent and he jerked off into it no she put the ████ up that's how I'm picturing it what else can we let me hold my let me hold my ████ into the V let me do a handstand well actually let's just I'm not going to tell you the truth yet keep on the truth this is closest I'm going to get to the truth I picture her doing one of those ████ you got the ████ up like that and then she's she's she's doing a handstand right and then the vent is up there and she's waiting for the come to drip and then hit right here no they
4:13 have to he got the guard to turn it on Max reverse suction so then she just flies up into the vent take all the attention out I think she they got she collected an Dixie cup that's what I thought got a Dixie cup specifically Dixie cup he got a sandwich bag he's a good work he came inside of a sandwich bag tied it up and then he had a fishing wire and then he dropped it down and then she grab Joe again with the really really close answers yeah so for for a month they they plotted this pregnancy um with the re with the vent reveal and they had a drop down in which uh link above would would come into Saran Wrap so he and he would do this every day about five times a day for like a month so this guy was just non what you had to be drowsy dude he fall
5:03 asleep at lunch all the time he sleepwalking so she was grabbing his C putting it in her ████ I me she was probably Whispering up the vent you know what I mean just like saying the darnest things you know getting them all come on dud making them all horny don't add facts and then uh he would roll it up almost like a cigarette and he would attach it to a line that uh that we had in the vent and I would pull it through and then she would place the semen in yeast infection applicators and administer it wow and after a few tries she became pregnant wa ████ that's kind of cool actually prison people can do anything do anything dude they could build Rockets I just didn't even I just didn't even know that they were within that close of a proximity yeah me neither they should run the government really should it could be like a do anything man it could be a tower like a facility where one whole floor is female one whole floor is
5:55 gu one whole floor could be like the court one whole floor you know what I mean like it could be each floor that's what I want to know bottom bottom bottom bota great cons Stargate that goes to the yeah star yeah don't bring back jokes it doesn't work so this that that makes sense why they're up he's upstairs and she's downstairs oh yeah and uh the baby is now healthy 5 months old living with uh a one of the mothers um wait wait you can just have a baby in prison they just let you have the baby in there yeah wow wa so the baby is with who baby's in jail with one of the mothers no no one of the mothers how many mothers like a outside it's like a little cell oh a a little cell crib he's doing the little mini plates for the gift shops the little mini license the
6:46 baby's first photo is like it's like mug shot style to put on a Barbe yeah to put no put like on a keychain damn that's crazy AR you know I did see a playground at of women's prison playground yes B no it's like for kids oh probably for like kid visitors yeah so it might be visitors or something oh that makes sense dude if the baby's born in jail has to live in jail really eat prison meals little ████ in captivity damn I saw this guy in prison he makes like food in prison and he made a tattoo machine like a pen and a battery and you're like how the ████ did you figure this out it's legit they literally can't do they could do literally anything they could design a new space station in jail and probably build it better yep out of
7:36 paper clips the way that one guy was explaining how he like sneaks like Contraband in Via like a a peanut butter thing yeah you ever seen that one no it's usually their ████ yeah everything you got in there every merchandise was once in someone's butthole mhm yeah butthole that's why when they got those new big phones those guys are like ████ like do got for the little no like the iPhone 15 is uh with that double camera brother yeah I want the max I have 15 Max he's like I might didn't need to do shots before this one gave me a Max no I don't want the regular I want the max I want the max I want the titanium like a ████ dude I want an iPad yeah oh dude yeah you know when iPads
8:27 came out those jail meals are like oh F I go do iPad minis only iPad minis no but now it's like you don't have to you just got to like fall in love with the uh the jail worker there who like has an only fans account or whatever the guard that that that s███'s crazy those videos that pop up which I'm constantly searching for by the way yeah Googling what's the premise like jail guards that are just ████ inmates ████ and sucking and they have only fans yeah there are jail guards that specifically have only fans accounts that's crazy some of them are kind of sneaky hot yeah sneaky hot you you want to see some videos you you want to watch it kind of curious I'm curious is itous is it guy guards doing guy guys no it's a girl she she got caught recently yeah is a girl guard
9:17 that does all the guy inmates yeah girl guards girl guard guy guards have only fans yeah officers dude that's a crazy premise two days ago uh only fans prison guard jailed for 15 months for a sex romp video romp who us she blowing a dude in jail yeah wow dude I just feel like the the lifespan on that is there was one where the where this a guy was literally having sex with the girl guard and another prisoner was filming it oh yeah I saw that one I saw that one whoa yeah we talking about this one this chick I don't know if this Chuck that's the one I was talking about she was sleeping ████ that's crazy she was ████ and sucking it says sex tape with Gangster that's what it says with Gangster like one of the yeah she see you're going to be sucking a ████ all night you see we're going to DARE ourselves out with a spoon you see
10:07 that's right n
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