0:00 what if we all had children personality wise and our children had to date each other's children oh oh that's cool that's cool okay okay I want my kid Toy's kid for [Music] sure welcome back to no double news episode of the careful boys where today I'm going to try to explain this as best as possible you might you might need to assist I got got because there's there's different scenarios no double hosting okay double hosting works okay don't double H no p double host you can't triple host a double host you want triple host come sit over here Jo's by himself oh dude I forgot to copy the dog video the we should have Allied years ago we're doing we're doing Triple H they can Google it they can Google we have to fight so hard this corner all
0:51 right you're extremely dark right now I'm just philipin all right what are we doing here it's me versus everyone let's go what's new what's new okay so if you had a daughter which if I had a daughter I'm killing all of you guys okay why are we getting killed wait not me as a no you're okay cuz first scenario is if you had a daughter which careful boy would you not want her to date okay I'm going to start I think Bart because I want her to experience love oh okay okay okay okay yeah oh boy oh you know what I mean like real look yeah yeah yeah yeah emotions yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah damn I say Anthony because I want a
1:43 boyfriend that would protect her oh that's good what the heck and not just try to dance fight people yeah yeah yeah like Anthony's like Can We Dance fight I would say joke cuz I want her to understand the world can make sense yeah yeah yeah not bad the world can make sense okay sh also somebody less hairy in the weird places yeah yeah yeah hey I could shave by just choose not to I would say maybe can cuz I I feel like I feel like can's maybe too good at fingering oh my God too good what's going on I don't need my daughter to have that kind of power going on a codependency is is wild that kind of those kinds of RPMs this guy has in his ████ fingers dude ho called stamina wait so this is what you
2:33 guys were ████ biggering about before the camera no he had another idea and we changed it no I mean like what what cam was saying is like no that's a that's a different deeper version of The Prompt we can get there we can evolve there like Pokemon probably Colleen cuz I don't want her to be a ████ lesbian it's fair it's fair but if she was a lesbian actually what you want for your daugh well there's there's dating it's just dating it's like experimental face right that's 100% what you want no no no no to be lgbtq friendly here as a father as a father as a father I don't want her to be a f I'll tell you that I'd rather have her be gay ex what about what about uh your son to date from another gay if Anthony yeah yes because I want I don't want my son
3:25 to be the bottom no no wanted your son to be a BOS that's true I wouldn't want that either I wouldn't want that either order in the car order in the car jokes on Joe I'm still looking at him going like I'm ████ your son oh man damn it dude that's so funny ████ that's brutal oh no I like how we'd be like 40 years older than whoever this person is by the way yeah you don't you don't adjust no no it's just like 40 years older bro oh my god dude so finish the prompt what about you Sid well I don't know man you guys you guys are killing it right now you guys got to keep going man what the part wow your son to date one of one of
4:19 us that's so ████ gross that's sick he's fully so disgusting he's fully grown he's fully grown D I don't even want to think about that I have an actual s like it's almost his 18th birthday he's like I'm about to be a man I can make my own decisions dad and I'm going to marry Steve Green and Steve's hung like a horse that's what he said he said no he's going to dagger stand bro he going to do some wrestling he going to do some wrestling your only son turns out gay and he wants one of us come on man why you got to say that Nick Nick no he said the wor who's the least person he want no that's not even a qu like what what is this question we're not doing that don't do that to my son no we have to do that we have do that okay so you have
5:09 you have your son it's specifically your son that's allow to exist you also have a daughter too that you haven't answered yet hypothetical daughter but your real son your real son's gay wants to be with one of us you're like fine you could date that one no why not no wait why why not what why not me why can't we just ask normal questions here what is this who do you like I don't know what's an noral question hold in the court not here who's going to take care which one's going to take care of your son like that which one you going to be okay oh Ryan Ry Ryan would take care of my son me why would you assume that because you need a kid man wait I need a I'm going to date your son oh don't say that word man it's he he and your son are going to adopt a kid I'm not taking care of it this is to this is for your son to date some why does he need a kid he can't even work that
6:00 that's the more important question that's you like threw it away too you like it sounded like like ████ like it sound like I'm ████ up Ryan needs a kid if he doesn't get a kid it's going to be it's going to be ████ up as if that's going to solve everything yeah who would you not want today out of the least out of all of us his son or his daughter daughter daughter daughter daughter okay what is stop saying my son probably joke cuz then they'd work at a Juicery all day Juicery forced labor she she be cooking Boba all day that's a good one Jo Joe no no no no Steve why then he he just used all all my daughter's money to invest on wo Network I'm like no you need to buy a house all of it you you want your daughter to date Steve no no the least
6:51 least least Le least the least your grandchildren will be haa they already are my kids already haa grandchildren we're talking about grandchild they're just going to be white they're going to wash the Korean out completely my grandchildren's will be haa regardless what's haa mix of uh Asian and white or any type of mix those are haa babies in Hawaii lot of them Japanese and white and that's true so he doesn't like that you're on the woo network doesn't exist anymore there's no wo he wish you were a cardono guy yeah cardano guy he's like if you're going to take all my daughter's money and put in a cardono we good but because it's woo yeah you don't do all of anyone's money first of all never do that it's bad bad idea always bad idea pretty smart yeah very bad I do all my money yeah you do
7:41 all your money that's fine what about you clean who would I want my daughter who's the last person last person and then who would you who's the first person want Bart last person is Bart last person is Bart why emotions emotions big but you know on paper Bar's probably the first person that a lot of people would choose the dream son-in-law cuz he has his ████ together yeah but you want your daughter to have some sort of emotional connection but that's cuz you know Bart yeah that's that's cuz you know just bulldozing yeah no his name should be robart robart that's a good one that's a good because he's a robot robot Rob yeah you didn't have to explain but then I know there's people out there that don't get it not for you but like for them Joe's
8:31 like Joe's pitching Transformers he's like he's like they change that's why they're called Transformers change we're going there I like this probably not subin probably not sub for my daughter or in the Court Fair yeah Fair why Fair well she'd have to learn a whole language well she would have to learn grammar yeah like yeah she would have to learn grammar I agree with you would you would it be the same if you had a son Colleen if you had a son a gay ass son and then would it be the same would you be like Bart or would you be like somebody else oh I think he'd be fine with Bart I think that'd be great man to man it might it might make him straight oh ████ not bad conversion
9:23 therapy always believe that ████ playing chess right now my make her straight actually I don't think I like guys anymore they're like so heartless Jesus dating Bart makes you straight that's crazy work that's super funny man oh hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at thej jewel. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff he should work at the gay camps the Christian gay camps the conversion camps
10:15 bar works at Christian cake he just dates your gay son yeah and that was better than the electric ████ for sure they're like ████ this ████ I'm going to wh man but then they still I thought I was gay but ████ there like guy dating a ████ wall said buuck oh my God it's kind of uncomfortable man that's so crazy Y what what is this conversation you're never not uncomfortable I know but it's cuz he has an actual son stupid if your son was gay whoa who would who would you want him to ████ who dude deceased he's deceased remember how you said you believe in karma though remember said I believe in karma yeah don't don't hate on the idea too hard might come back oh yeah yeah yeah yeah don't have strong
11:05 who's ha it I would love him no matter what oh God all right so which one is he allowed to ████ we don't need to ask that question leave my son alone man I protect my kid man Sasha's going to watch us and be like how could you let them talk about that yeah exactly I'm not come on guys ████ man but we are so I wouldn't want my son or daughter to date Anthony cuz it's unrealistic expectations after if it doesn't work out yeah yeah yeah if it doesn't work out between them she's going to be like oh my God like I could never get I'll never find this again yeah oh that's kind of cool I'll turn her into a lesbian yeah yeah yeah yeah it's too much trouble that's to cool that's cool that's cool I like how you did that ran that's no that's not nice it's not nice no it's
11:55 not nice Joe Green is weird to me oh ████ that's crazy stop trying to stop trying to get it out of your mind what stop trying to clean your brain where are we at what what if what if what if we said a person like cuz I think you're making it too real where you imagine your child with a grown man what yeah that's that's that's worse what if we all had children personality wise and our children had to date each other's children oh that's cool that's cool okay okay I'd want my kid to ████ Anthony's kid for sure he's a top right to's top so we're like Royals and we're arranging marriages yeah yeah yeah Royals we're Royals and we're arranging marriages okay okay yeah if we're arranging
12:46 marriages and we're Royals do there have to be a dowy or anything like that no it's cuz like cuz I'll collect on some of your asses oh here's a good question so like okay would you rather what would it matter or like would would would it make a difference to you guys if our kids married each other versus outside like strangers you never met like would that would that matter to you guys yeah I don't want them ████ each other yeah for sure think strangers is better yeah really yeah oh yeah no no no like not not siblings I'm talking about like if you had a kid and I had a kid and yeah but I don't think I would want our kids ████ each other married though I'm talking about like yeah yeah I'm not talking about you don't want to make this one big happy family yeah that's that's great I'm not talking about hooking up cuz that ████ things up yeah that's going to mess up the dynamic marriage is different yeah yeah but they
13:36 got to hook up a couple times but what if Joe's son the and Steve's daughter son hooked up Joe son and Steve son hook up yeah they hook up but then Steve son cheated on Joe son with Anthony's son who that sounds like likely ████ see that happen that's a TV show if I find out my daughter's eating butt dude she's never seen that kid again tell you that right now I feel like Joe's kid wa how would you find out you got you got to sniff her mouth okay St back in the conversation 100 dude I didn't think about the consequences cuz we know so much about each other be without without the without without the cheating part right let's just say like I'm familiar with you guys exactly and I feel like we like
14:27 each other and we can probably if there's drama walking be like hey quit that ████ ████ and sit them down with strangers I don't know what the hell I'm getting with this family so to me i' rather keep it within the family yeah but knowing that my my your son sees my daughter's face as a bicycle seat I I I take issue I take issue yeah wow you know that's tough for me Father there going to be a complete extension of the both of us complete extension now no I mean there's the Hannah side that we got to think about the the better side yeah okay fair oh yeah the better side it would be cool to if I had a son dating Steve's daughter cuz I know for sure that daughter would have a pretty good financial
15:18 plan yeah yeah and my son could just mooch off that ████ yeah honestly that's a good one I would say uh poker po poker like a professional poker player wait what do you mean cuz his kids are going to be professional poker players that would be crazy yeah well that would be crazy if they all Channel what like every like every couple has and then they or whatever well the combination of having a tradeit of being able to win money and then also multiply it's pretty freaking that's a good deal that's a good deal yeah but lately markets are down so we probably really bad at it now yeah bad deal bad deal no it's all about the longterm always baby always I I'll let my kid for sure with Ryan and smack kid good luck you guys would make they will grow up
16:08 with really really fun experiences so they'll know life and love in a really nice way our kid will probably really be fun and then they'll always want to like seek that type of like joy in the world but wouldn't you wouldn't you guys make the ultimate dance grandchildren I'll tell the kid never ████ dance another day but then that's like dance genetics and so would he so it would but that's like all this dance like DNA going into like one dance DNA genocide baby get out of it what's damn that's wasted Talent though so all your dance DNA is going nowhere I know but that's not what I really accomplished I'm just good at it but it's not there are you the dad where you go through your kidss bead door you know have the other bead doors uhhuh and then and then you see him dancing and you're like I said no ████ dancing and you start you take
17:00 his record player you throw it against the wall that ████ yeah but then I throw it so hard against the wall then the wall breaks down he sees all my dance trophies and you so cheap on your house the wall breaks it's silly the wall I planned it though yeah you it I put all the weak spot and he finds some old YouTube videos of kjas and ████ and he goes no wonder he doesn't want me to dance dad your house was only 100 Grand yo wait that's that's a dope ass movie just that just that scene you know what I mean like I want to tell you about dancing like Dad it's like every ████ all your ████ yeah that's a good movie man and he he's like he's like wow second place there's a lot of these second places Watch is this Dad I will fulfill your dream and get first place that's
17:50 why that's why he's got to get with oh that's good that's why he's got to go with his kid oh my God but if you get a first place winner a second place winner get together does that make him a third place Witter one and two and two plus one this is exactly why my kid will never touch Joe's family it's it's just a no yeah they're going to be funny as ████ but if you don't like comedy okay that's but that's when you're marrying fun is you don't like comedy oh that's good wow that's cool I like kids you do kid talks this is fun imagination that's okay so your son's gay right why you talking about my son man what if your son made his son gay my son made two gay made him gay made just made him suck would that be okay with you
18:41 then if like you turned him gay I'll be like yo what are you doing at your house leave me out of it that's what I'm say let's say that your son's like 17 right yeah he's he's straight yeah Anthony's son is also 17 he's hella gay gay can they hang out yeah I don't care they can do whatever his son like thinks his son thinks your son's hot as ████ yeah and he can't resist well we're going to have a and he keeps telling you that though he think he's not he thinks no one's that well we're going to have a talk me and Eli never Li I've never lied to you a day I'm like dude he wants your kid dude he wants he ████ and every night prays that your son turns gay so they could fall in love I caught my kid jacking off to a photo yours where did you where' you get the photo I'll be like hey we're going to be moving schools just in case it's not it's not because of that but they I just believe we we just need to move
19:32 schools because we need to focus on education best friend FaceTime Zoom what if you catch him on FaceTime what if you find his jerk mag and it's all just pict of Anthony's kid all of them all of them so he's actually gay now yeah what the heck Take the Wheel Take the Wheel I can't do nothing no more I can't for and Anthony son obviously is a player yep I love how gay talk makes him so cringe but he lives in a gay neighborhood you live in weho he sure does what but he lives in the Jewish side so it's it's it's chill it's chill nah dude he lives in a flaming neighborhood night life baby nothing but rainbow I'm not going to lie my whole a lot of my neighbors are y see that's what they're saying about you too but that's what's so funny to me that it's in the W yeah it's like remember we're
20:24 we're there because right smack in the middle and then he's all like gay him as anti-gay is really funny by the way no you guys are you guys are making the picture of me the dude you guys are making a picture of me something I'm not we just decided suid was anti-gay yeah what that's a lie no but it's funnier if you're homophobic and you live in a game you got to play it up you got to play it up it's just fun Su who you who' you vote for Camala oh
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