0:00 thank you [Music] so this woman in Toledo Ohio who recently was trying to like sign up for and apply for some more college classes just later on in her adult life right only to learn that she couldn't apply and it wasn't valid for her application because um she was actually half a credit shy of graduating high school 60 years prior how does that happen 16 years right bro but the thing is she also already received a diploma ironically through and coincidentally through natural disasters lost it because it got burnt and stuff like that but still had a video or photo of it but the school had no record of this so they still denied her and now they're saying that she needs to take some GED classes in order for her to re-receive her
0:50 diploma so she physically graduated has graduation photos but the school is and a diploma and they gave her a diploma yeah and they they have no record of it you know that's that's kind of happened to me so I grew so I graduated the fifth grade I graduated the fifth grade right you graduated I graduated that was my last official walking and then get this everyone went to this junior high this public Junior High called Prairie Perry I went to a private school in the district so I did that and I got kicked out of eighth grade and I went to his school got kicked out of eighth grade and then so ninth grade my mom goes to
1:41 the local high school decide if you got kicked out of eighth grade twice so here's the thing when she went to sign me up I was already in the roster what wait what exactly so that means that they they pushed me through the district Junior High I didn't attend one day I was already in the system somehow so she's signing me up and they're like yeah you're already in here and then she's like what how's that possible all along yeah and then because I started like second semester of ninth grade I didn't even start when everyone started dude you're like school history is so interesting but that's that was the weirdest thing because it was like in general yeah but like specifically such a victim and a beneficiary of corruption
2:31 meanwhile there's another JoJo with somewhere sitting at home like why can't I ████ sign up yeah yeah story huh my school district was so bad though that I think like so many kids ditched and then you know attendance is how they make money oh so they just push you forward I think I think the schools were just pushing makes a lot of sense got it they're just like he's Japanese he'll figure it out it makes more sense to the other Joe just to call it sitting at home yeah yeah yeah yeah well I think that could also be a problem both things can be true that makes sense yeah so it could be that because like what if they don't get enough funding if all these kids are ditching wait so like when you didn't go to school for the first like your freshman year first half of your freshman year what were you doing during that time
3:21 homeschooling outside and what were you doing graffiti drugs yeah and then um my mom was like you need to go to school and I'm like yeah I probably need to go to school so then she went to go sign me up to register and then she's like the day that she got there she went into the parking lot and she says all these cop cars came in with their sirens on and all these kids got out of a car and started booking it and then she was like so this is the kind of school my son's gonna go to and then she signed me up yeah this is in Gardena that was Gardena High damn yeah and then she signed you up she goes home he'll fit in perfectly here he's gonna love it she was at the administration thing my name was in there I was already in the system she's like how she's like oh they have on-campus police here good yeah good for
4:12 a job oh graffiti everywhere good great good for jobs here so it could be one of those things where like they just passed them through yeah yup yup that's true oh this happened to me in uh junior college too when I when I went to go sign up you never had to go to school have not gone probably no I was shy a few credits but I got to pass and I got to Trent they would uh I I got accepted into Cal State LA they let me trans transfer after my first semester there I went back and then this ████ male Karen was talking about how like I'm shy on transfer credits and this and that and I'm all like but I'm already administered in I did my first semester what are you talking about what can I just make up the other credits here and he was being a little dick dude what's
5:02 what's a good name for a male character ████ Kevin Kevin Kevin Newman on uh nice oh I think like there's always something messed like stupid going on with administrations yeah you know I never picked up my UCI diploma oh really yeah dude I'll take it they don't mail it to you yeah you have to go in there and physically get it right yeah I'm in office and also I honestly it's so dumb but I think I never went back because I probably still have book finds really yeah you rented from the school I bet it's like back in the day when we used to go to school yeah you'd rent books you don't buy it from ████ take the books [Laughter] because you know there's like you buy back look buy back yeah so just take the book from my backpack I go out and I just sell it awesome then you do this three
5:53 or four times it's like eight to ten it was a whole business so you borrowed the book I didn't borrow the book do the benches just go to the bookstore pretend you're reading it you just put in your bag go outside and just sell it you're a gangster bro did you go to UCI too yeah yeah oh yeah you remember you remember the bookstore right yeah I know you're right outside they sell the books how much would you get for the most stupid like 50 bucks 50 75 bucks those books are so expensive they're so expensive that's what makes you feel like a victimless crime because they're so inflated that it's like what am I what am I really doing two to three times so like what like 10 to 20. what like three or four bucks I didn't make that one what I do with the money yeah I don't know spending on like books food okay everything was expensive
6:44 I remember those books being like a hundred bucks yeah yeah somewhere like 150 bro textbook when I was trying to get into UCI they asked me like what is this semester of Community College where you have all W's I had like five withdraws and I had to explain it I felt like an idiot what was your explanation because what happened because uh so it basically counts as like a failure of a full submit like that means literally to them that I failed every class that I was taking and I was like no it's not quite that I just didn't go what happened is uh I was uh it was in the middle of spring break and I was like oh it's spring break cool and then I went and hung out with um from my friend Eris like the whole week that after that week I went back to school no one was there and I went where's everybody at and they go oh it's spring break and I was like
7:35 spring place this week oh ████ so you were two on different school systems yeah so I missed the whole week of school and then I had to drop all of my courses because I was so like oh yes my points had gone so far down because there were past yeah all testing weeks too it was like a testing week too yeah so I just missed everything so I explained that and they were like that's kind of a bad mistake to make you're like come on they're like so why are we letting you come to this school but that's relatable come on in yeah you were like I was on TV no that doesn't really help damn you should they gotta see all the credits and stuff it only helps when the alumni association's hell they're trying to get you to donate money all the time right so now I'm always getting those emails you see us Alumni Association Anthony from kinjas you should join this Association you guys so there are you guys uh give back
8:26 ████ no oh yeah dude you wouldn't do that well it's UCI yeah he didn't respect me when I was there come after me after this what do you have a name dude okay what about their dance program though it's actually good kind of it's probably a strong dance program but we weren't part of the official program we were part of the ████ parking structure program oh you didn't do the dance clubs there but was it like cabba moderns no we did we did this but that was important they weren't formally a part of the dance program those were literally like uh kind of underground clubs wasn't um jaw part of the dance program like she was so she's a copper modern Alum and she ended up Oh I thought Kaba modern was like the Key Club like it was a place there was a lot of dancers that were on those teams that were part of the official dance club yeah but they weren't necessarily like those are like
9:16 a lot of classical dance styles and stuff those programs so you still got to put together like your like dance thesis you're performing like the PAC you know what I mean you have to like do all this other stuff but then you would want to Branch out and join these Street teams for like the College culture hell yeah dude that's what everyone wanted to be in as a dancer did you guys ever have to fundraise to save anything yeah good question yeah the rec center yeah every year we were saving the rec center for the big competition just save it the competition School tuition didn't cover the rec center that was separate no donors nothing you gotta save it it's always the same thing the rec center after the king just honestly yeah nope okay dude that would be sick what if would you donate if they renamed the
10:06 dance program the Kinja or if they made it like a building like you can just build a ████ yeah yeah but that's like that's the only reason why they make buildings in these is because of massive donations what if it's like a massive donation though would you would it be worth it yeah we need the money let's say you had the money let's say you had two mil yeah they're like oh great it costs two milk would you might have two mil I'm not gonna give them 100 exactly you should ████ no and also would that be the first thing that you're donating to or no because I didn't even go to the dance floor if anything I would donate not to a Rec Center you see how I would be like put my name on the parking structure because that's where we were the entire time that's down you know what I'm saying like reading the ████ parking structure that's sick and then you can get like so the cars can have shade it could be a big Asian Rice hat and it says oh tight for them you are an Irvine not UCI
10:57 well were you guys people don't see ADC be like what the ████ dude yeah oh yeah that's true what were you guys in there Chinese Association what's cadc Chinese Chinese Association Dance Crew it's the stupidest name in the entire circuit it sounds it sounds official though yeah it sounded professional to me I was like I think Cava modern sounds weird what does it mean what's Kaaba mean I it was part of the kababayan for short oh that's Filipino friends like friendships oh that's cool modern friends modern friends that are modern like Modern Family friend modern yeah not historical friends Chinese Association what was it Chinese dance Association Chinese Association Dance
11:48 Crew it's hard to say it sounds kind of cups seems like you guys do marches just because of the Chinese Park Chinese and Association you guys should have done a communist set it just sounds so formal dude that would have been dope I don't know if that would have aged well they did a Japanese set oh cool really Amy that was the year before me yeah that's not really Chinese people yeah yeah that's my good luck it was actually a really good set though it was that was a good thing they pull out used underwear out of a vending machine and start putting it on their faces and you guys see the drums they did have a white girl going oh
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