0:00 [Music] 100 believe her i do too me too but she's not an american woman though she could be a gold digging horn huh good shot good shot we'll see either or uh was shocked when she discovered after 10 months uh of her wedding that her husband was not really a man but a female con artist what oh flip the other one was a gold digging ████ dude holy ████ well she's still the golden horse she's not the wife the the she husband can't believe i believed her the 22 year old said that she had met her husband online through a dating app where she found out that he i'm gonna keep doing this was a surgeon and a businessman
0:51 the couple secretly got married after and the bride moved away from her family the pan the pair moved to south sumatra wait wait wait so she met him in person and they lived together they just so classmate anything what point did she go that's a ████ she was strapped up or maybe she was a she probably microwaves the strap real quick yeah it gets a little warm it's a warm nice and hot shoots out fake piss if she needs to says it's not you it's me they've always had blindfolded sex is what happened [Music] that's the go-to yeah she's like that she's like she's like i've never had dick this good it never stops getting hard just ████ brings it every time and it just ████ vibrates all the time dude it's so strong could it fool me i think sometimes it's removable damn that's kind of weird because geo only wants to have blindfolded sex
1:41 and then sometimes when we have sex it feels like there's two penises in the bed i don't know where that one came from oh ████ dude i think you're getting strap attacked i think someone's ████ you in the ass absolutely with ████ that's all you gotta check guys remember when we were in the video we found out bart was getting ████ in the ass for like ten years [Laughter] and we just glazed over and then we got a streamy for it yeah then we won the ████ i'm visualizing it bro yeah yeah i can't wait till you get a stream we're gonna win i'm telling you we're going to win this is our year finally reportedly the con artist frequently annoyed the wife and her family for money the wife said that the man was unable to produce any legal marriage documents or a penis or penis
2:32 the bride was confined to the house once she got to know the truth about the woman and lady later her family tracked the couple down she took to social media to share her story after her case got national coverage she filed against her partner in the zombie district court and her parents reported the woman who pretended to be a man to the authorities for educational record fraud she may face up to 10 years in prison for her crime i want to see what that disguise looked like yeah like i want to know what i got to see a visual man because i'm just so ████ you're just like i like leave out a detail oh yeah she was a blind bride yeah i forgot to say that yeah that could be you would do that they're easy to con what women right i'm not gonna say anything else damn i walked right into it dude
3:23 oh god wait what country is this in this is it indonesia because like i wonder what the what the laws are there for like gay marriage and so i wonder if they even like like will accept the marriage is like a legal thing now if they know that it's like a fake like uh hopefully nothing bad happens or if you could even get a divorce you know some countries it's like once you're married that's what i mean is that like i feel like a lot of these countries are so like strictly like anti-like gay marriage that it's like well they so what does the court do at that point they're like oh we're going to throw it out because the gay marriage was like oh well i guess it'd be yeah didn't they hang a dude in bali before like being gained yeah yeah dude so that's like also kind of scary thought right there too huh because it's a lesbian marriage yeah technically but it's also like but one got duped so they might have a little yeah but i'm thinking that whoever's playing a man right the husband one is probably very passionate very what passing like they're passing the ████ role maybe it's she's kind of trickiest
4:13 but she's a real door opener you know what i mean so she's like oh yeah that's a man for sure opening my opening my door chivalrous yeah especially those described those big ████ casino doors where like no kid and woman can open that they can't get it open i saw two women like two grandmas trying to ████ go like that they're both steve walked in the other door and was like you guys figured it out i was like why aren't you guys taking this the other door was open i walk up to the handicapped door and i hit the button and you wait there is an awkward like and then you walk through yeah and if there's a guy behind me in the wheelchair like i was here first bro he glides away put that thing in park greatly underestimate the strength of old people trying to get into a casino they stop at nothing bro they will climb the side of that ████ wall you come up through the sewer bro through the manhole here's my favorite slot i like the ones that still give coins out dude nikki's grandma sits
5:04 there plays buffalo gold yo buffalo gold i did not i did not have good luck at that one bro she'll sit there it's like you know whenever we get to vegas it's like eight o'clock at night she plays buffalo gold until eight the next night bro she's sitting there the whole time that's like the og gamers yeah i'm like me and nikki went to bed i'm like i ████ her into a nightstand and then like we go to the we go to the hospital we come back like it's like four hours later her grandma's still there playing buffalo gold wow what a long cigarette just just get almost stacks of ████ beer cans all over the place cigarettes a pile of this hot lines of cocaine just across the thing yeah she's a coke user bro coke user my addict lgbt rights was in question uh so i was just looking that up just provide some content how illegal because it is a very muslim country obviously it's very complicated um same-sex activity is not
5:57 illegal yet apparently but the legal situation for lgbt people in indonesia is getting worse there is a strong movement apparently to criminalize gay sex um but i think so don't get married but you can ████ that's the that's no he said it's crummy they're trying to criminalize grace you can right now right there yet i believe get it in while you can can you get gay married i don't think so because of the muslim element but that's just a populist thing so i guess if you're not muslim and it's not illegal how how did they get married fall in love all this stuff and not have any physical contact it's a pretty conservative country i feel like it's a lot of weight for you yeah i've i would assume that there might be a lot of random like situations like that around the world you know what i mean she met him online or him online and there's also those situations right
6:48 where it's like people like uh are uh betrothed to each other or there's like arranged marriages and maybe in those one it's like you might consummate for the sake of like you need to have a child but other than that you don't necessarily like pen pal lovers have an attraction or or love for that person you know what i mean joe you you don't think you could make someone fall in love with you a thousand percent i can't online for sure but then my dick will get too hard and i can't resist joe had some like indonesian man want to like take care of him and have him cook for him naked and stuff saudi arabia that's pretty yeah how much how much a week he said he said joe he goes i know you're straight but hear me out he goes i'm a big fan of jk and i have an apartment here in saudi arabia you can have it all i want to do is cook for you in an apron and i know you'd like doing the food vlogs and stuff you're ████ around he wanted to cook for you in an apron yeah nothing but apron so while he's on
7:39 the stove because he just wants me to watch how beautiful he is it's like his butt cheeks hanging out all this stuff imagine watching this show being like yeah that one that is the one batman i have a question out of all the guests how how like you seriously got this inquiry right yeah like did you actually consider it at all like one percent nope because when i get there you know what's this is how they get you because he's a guy you know he's gonna make you buy the apron he's always gonna ████ try to test his limits yeah and he's gonna turn around be like can i suck your dick i'll be like come on man that's not a part of the ████ deal yeah stay in the ████ life don't alter the terms so don't ask your involved do this one time the best thing about joe is he saw a uh he saw an email and says i know your straight button he goes i want to wear a red apron he had
8:30 everything like described i was like wow but i thought it was like i gotta know you sent a picture he was like no i didn't ask i should have asked right damn can i get an example you know yeah just the best thing so i think he really was picturing this ████ fantasy of being in front of a stove right nothing but a red apron ████ cooking my favorite dish being a good housewife turning around and i'm like you know what if i was gay that is a very ████ dope pickup line that's like that that's very like like not only nurturing and loving and accommodating that's like it's all about me and i was like dude that's that's very cool too bad i don't like dick you know if i like dick in a man's butt that would have been a wonderful wonderful you do like blow jobs i do but not from a man but what if a blindfolded
9:21 ████ you wouldn't even know all right that's true but then i'd have to go all the way to saudi arabia for that and lord knows if i'm gonna get stuck there or not i don't know what breakfast would you ask him to make for you that's my that's like my burning question yeah i mean sometimes i feel pancakes sometimes i want belgian waffles but like it just depends i'll be like can i get the ████ ube pancakes today he goes i'm saudi arabian i'm like learn how to make it dog figure it out nina actually just got an igdm and she texted me this yesterday uh and it says hello pretty can you be my texting buddy smiley emoji i will be paying you weekly allowances of 800 twice in a week to help yourself financially dude just for a text buddy i was like ████ do it what did she say she gonna do it she joked around about it but obviously she's not gonna do it just a texting buddy some people just wants to talk
10:12 it's a pen pal just do it for like a month because dude this is what joe said bro right guys you're going to push the boundaries every time not just text it's going to turn into sext oh no i'm just your friend just because you're super hot chick i just want to be your buddy at all yeah dude totally because i know it's going to start off with an apartment and then it's going to start and it's going to be like i'll suck your dick but i'll give you a mansion and i'm like i'm not going to say no to that so i have to keep boundaries for myself my own boundaries you have to have defenses for yourself yes and then he's going to be like oh i finished the dinner can i eat like we're going to probably ████ sit there eat breakfast he's naked in the apron and then he's gonna be bored and he's gonna be like how about i bend over and pick up a fork for you and you can see my ████ and i'm like why would he say that part about it is that he finds himself so alluring that he can just stand there in an apron and you'll he'll you'll be
11:03 just irresistible we don't know what he looks like he might look amazing yeah he might look great that's why i said but he didn't get a picture he might also just be some fat dude in april yeah you might be it's a win-win really might be just ████ nadine dude [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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