0:00 In my head, I couldn't wrap my head around. I was like, she's married to Ashton Kutcher. Like in my head, I was like, she's married to Ashton Kutcher. Like this is not okay. I remember I felt like sick to my stomach. I was like, what the ████ dude? Like this is crazy. Okay, everybody look at me. We're we're now going to debate what is the hottest scene in movie or TV history. Oh, okay. And get the typical ones out of the way. So, no Basic Instinct. Wild Things was mine. Wild Things was when I was a kid. It's maybe a typical one, but we should talk about it. It blew my brains out when I was a Can you explain to me what happened in the scene because all I see is a guy covered in swamp water and all kinds of plants and he's coming out of the water. Oh, no, no, no, no. You're thinking of Swamp Thing. The Swamp Thing or The Thing?
0:50 Wild Things is is a a movie with attractive women who make out with each other. They have they have a threesome in a pool of apartment complex, I think. I've never seen this. Tomb Raider, Angelina Jolie. You were never a 13-year-old boy. scene though? Tomb Raider, Angelina Jolie. Oh, yeah, she's bouncing around the whole movie. What's that? She's walking upstairs. Comes out the bath. Oh, out the bath. Yeah, and she grabs a towel. But we only see the small of the back though. We don't even That was fire when you're young. I was like, god damn it. That's true. If I'm talking about impressionable stuff for me, Titanic, dude. Handle the ████ Really? So, the artistry of that got you. No, it was just as a kid I was like cuz the whole time I was like, I don't know I don't get it. Handle the ████ What are they doing? What are they doing? What are they doing? Cinemax. Cuz they're sneaking around. Yeah, they're being sneaky and you're
1:41 like, what is this, dude? I I remember watching a Freddy Krueger movie and a titty came out of nowhere. Oh, cuz he slashed her titty. Yeah, he slashed her titty off. Yeah, he slashed right? No, like wasn't she riding a guy or and then there was a there was a titty or He slashed the sweater. she's riding a guy and then yeah, later on he slashed her titty off. He slashes a titty off. I just remember we saw titties as a kid cuz we got it from the library and we were just like Oh my Nobody was expecting the boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And nobody was home. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we looked at each other. We're like, that was a breast. Go ████ rewind and and then my friend's little brother Johnny, he he had the duty. Everyone was like, go rewind it. He ████ ran up and he hit that rewind button and then he passed it. We're like, no, no, pass it. It's
2:33 too far. And he had to pause it, go back and then ████ hit the beep beep beep beep beep. And then we freeze-framed it and everyone was like, oh my god, that's a breast that's a booby. It was so good, dude. That's exactly how it go. And I feel like that's like our childhood seeing a boob for the first time. Access was so rare. And you never see that. That's all I I don't even know if it was Friday the 13th or it was it Freddy Krueger. It was a horror movie. It's Freddy Krueger's boobs. I just remember there was a scene and there was a boob. I remember when we first got Google and I remember typing in naked boob. And I saw it and then I hit print and I printed it. Smart. I hit it. Smart. No, you're thinking deep. Pulled that thing out whenever I wanted. Colleen, what was the last movie that you saw where you saw a guy drop trout
3:23 and you freeze-framed it and rewound it and all that? When was the last time you ever done that? I think you have a pretty good guess. Shawshank Redemption. He shows his dick in Shawshank? Yeah, there's a dick in there. Deleted scene though. Hangover. Yeah, maybe that one. No, none of them were hot. Oh, dude, the scene in Have you seen Kingpin? Oh, yeah. Do you know where she goes in the fridge and she turns around and because the fridge is cold, you can see through her dress. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was a It was a stupid kid one that was really funny. I remember watching The Big Lebowski with my dad and there's randomly chicks on trampoline naked for it for like interstitials. Oh, yeah, yeah. They keep cutting to some lady on a trampoline bouncing around on interstitials and I was like, that's crazy. Dude, what'd your dad say? My dad was like, what oh. He just did
4:13 Whoa. Oh. It's almost like He just wasn't expecting it. And then before you can even get up, it's already gone. Yeah, yeah. I remember um Do you guys remember uh was it Cheech & Chong or Born in East LA? It was one of those movies with the two of them. Like there's a scene where there's this hot girl and she's going to come over and I guess they're about to like go on a date or whatever knocking on a door and he's like so stoned he's knocked out. And she and then she misses the date. But I remember as a kid feeling like you're ████ failing it. Like You're blowing this. Yeah, I don't I don't even know what sex is at this point, but I knew that you ████ you're missing this chance with this beautiful woman cuz you're ████ stoned and you're falling asleep. Yeah, don't fall asleep. Um
5:04 Oh, I know. And I I I think my innocence was like, oh, you're you're now this is your you blew your chance. She's not going to be your girlfriend and you're not going to go on a date. Yeah. Like that's But it like look Your young mind is equating it still So, never love you. You could have got laid. In the music video. That's when I first saw like Which one? Oh, dude, American Woman, brother. No, not that one. What happens in that video? They're all they're in two houses and then the house over is the Stacy's mom and then freaking the mom's in the pool with a bathing suit on right next to her and then there was the son. She was blonde and the gold skin. That's when I was like, damn, I'm horny as ████
5:54 That was like the Stacy's mom. The white chick. How's it going on? Yeah. you of uh Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Oh, the whole scene. The whole The pool scene? You guys know. Yeah, dude. Fast Times, man. What's that song again where she's getting out of the pool? I don't remember. American Woman. American Woman. But oh my god, dude. Phoebe Cates, bro. Phoebe Cates was an Oh, that was We weren't ready for that at the age we saw it. I just It's just the way they presented it. And it's also like the way she the way she looks like her whole character, it's like in the face she's like the girl next door. Yep. But then smoking body. It didn't make sense. It it ruined your expectations. What's like the girl experience of seeing those scenes and going like, that's what guys like? Or like, do you know like that's I think we romanticize us being the girl
6:46 with the guy who's interested in out of the pool. Besides you're the girl getting out of the pool. So, that you're you see yourself in them. Like I'm the hot one and then he wants me. I'm going to take him out when I get out of the pool. Oh, Under Siege. Have you seen Under Siege? With Steven Seagal? Yeah. You know when the when the girl pops out of the cake? Oh my god. Under Siege? Come on. Bro, I don't exactly know what you're talking about. Oh my god, those titties were so ████ big. As a kid that was crazy. Titties were bigger than my head back then. That was a fish eye lens. It had to be. Yeah, bro. That they were backed up. They were against the wall back there, bro. Dude, that was a that was a hard scene to get through. Dude, that is a really good reference. Not not too much movies anymore. Very rare. Shiny ultra rare shiny. Ultra rare shiny. Ultra rare shiny Pokémon. Holographic. What's her name? She was so hot. I don't know, but she's she didn't
7:36 do that much afterwards. terrible actress that it was such huge boobs. What movie was this? Under Siege with Steven Seagal. in Baywatch as well, I believe. Under Siege. She was. So, we finally got to see them things. She was. Yeah, she was great. were Baywatch fans. We finally got to see them. Baywatch girls were probably the hottest ever of that era. Baywatch and Tool Time girls. Tool Time girls were the same almost. They were crossovers. Oh, dude, what's that one movie with in John Travolta and there he was Hairspray where he's a girl? No, no, no. He's the bomb. You he was in the he was at the yoga gym or yoga and then they're learning how to dance and then the girl instructor You're talking about with Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, what the ████ She And she did another role with Arnold Schwarzenegger. You know she you know she was born with a dick, right? What? Don't say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows. It's like Hollywood's best kept secret. She's the
8:26 first herm or whatever you call them. Yeah, hermaphrodite. Who? Jamie Lee Curtis. No. Yeah, legit. So, if you ever had a boner for her, you're gay. That's the math. Look it up. Look it up. Is that true? Yeah, it is true. Yeah, it is. You should look it up so that it's on your phone. The record that you're you're gay. ████ man. Look. Jamie Lee Curtis hermaphrodite. Look. Let me see. You want to walk over here and see that? Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite, you idiot. Look at it. Yeah, idiot. So, technically you're only half that. You're gay, dude. It's confirmed. I just confirmed it. See, he's gay. Born a hermaphrodite. That's on IMDb. That's that's a lie. Colleen, you're That's a lie. No, that's like one of the rumors about
9:16 Jamie Lee Curtis for like ever. Why? She was a hermaphrodite. It's like I have no idea. It's just like an urban legend thing. But it goes back, right? It goes back like 30 years. the Richard Gere one. But why did that even start? That's such an interesting rumor. You never heard the Richard Gere one with the how he got gerbils Yeah, the gerbil in his ass. Yeah, that's like forever. Is it real? What the ████ I know. That's a funny rumor. Or the Marilyn Manson taking his lung out to like ████ rib. That's true. That's true. That's true. That That one's true. More scenes, guys. Let's hear them. Um okay. Damn. I just want to watch Under Siege again. I know. I just looked it up. Barb Wire. Have I seen this movie? Oh, Barb Wire. I didn't see I didn't see the movie. I don't think anyone Is that Steven Seagal? No, that's Pam Anderson. Oh, she was like wearing leather a lot. Really? I just remember the trailer.
10:08 I don't think I saw that movie. I think the hottest girls during that time Married with Children Yeah, the Tool Time girl Married with Children is insane. Now, if you if you go back and look at it now, you will you will appreciate all those cameo women because they're all like pretty there's no you don't see any lip filler you don't see any like 90s beautiful is like real beautiful. Playboy is hot. Oh, dude, yeah. I believe so, too. Hell, yeah. What's her Oh Man Remember that show where the just chick always wore cocktail dresses and she talked to a ████ rabbit for some reason? Unhappily Ever After Yeah, that girl was hot. Nikki Cox? Nikki Cox, yeah. She was bomb, yeah. She was banging, brother, but she didn't I mean I don't know if she did anything cool. She didn't, yeah. They didn't they didn't exploit her as much as they did like the women of Married with Children. No, no, no, no. You guys think Nikki Cox is hot? Yeah, ████ from the 90s from the Oh,
10:59 okay, cuz now I'm looking at Don't look at Nikki Cox freaking 2025. she do a bunch of work? I don't know what she looks like now. Yeah, I don't know what she looks like. Dude, this ████ hates like all the hot all the hot celebrities. That's her now, but like who I don't know that person. You got to see her when she was I've never seen her in my life. different species Yeah. It's like that. And I actually thought well, Demi Moore in Striptease was ████ hot. Striptease God. Demi? Demi Moore Striptease Cuz she was I saw that movie on TV and I watched that movie a lot. Demi Moore in Striptease, I I downloaded all that ████ in my brain. It's burned into my skull. Oh, Sydney Sweeney. Yeah, that's a good one. She was taking it off. Do you guys know Jennifer Connelly? Do you know who that actress is? Is that the Top Gun girl? Yeah. Jennifer Connelly Oh, dude. The first one? No, when she's riding
11:50 Dude, come on. Come on. The first Top Gun, right? No, that is No, it's called like it's actually maybe the worst title for a movie I've ever seen. It's a bad title. I forgot what it is, but she's in a supermarket or something, yeah. It's like riding a horse. It's like a little motorized Yeah, they're in like the little supermarket. She's like chewing gum. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot the name, but it sucks. It's Career Opportunities. What a terrible name. Jesus. Sounds like something your teacher puts on in the middle of class. I think it's a John Hughes movie, too. Which is Dude, but come on, Jennifer Connelly in this. Forget it, brother. insane. That's insane. Book it. Yeah, book it. Book it. When when do you think plastic surgery started taking over that look, that Kardashian look? Was that in the early 2000s? No. It's probably later 2000s. After Ray J. Feel like at least After Ray J? After Ray Luckily, that's
12:41 still not as prevalent in film, though. Oh, that's true. I do agree. Uh Although Sofia Vergara got that whole thing going. That Yeah. She got She got work done with that? No, no, she she like looks like that. Wasn't she more like TV, though? this chick is so pretty. Um She's a freak, though. She's a genetic freak, that one. She is. She's like 57 or some ████ Yeah, dude. She looks like Who's the it girl right now? By the way Is it still Sydney Sweeney? Who? Sydney Sweeney, yeah, but not not for Barbie, yeah. You know Steve was saying Snow White, he likes her. You know who gets slept on who gets slept on a lot by Maybe she's not slept on, but Nina Dobrev is pretty ████ Who? That's today's like Who's that? Nina Dobrev Oh, Dobrev. Oh, wow. It came up right away. It looks like I have Googled it. Have you guys seen The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare? And that's like The Ministry of what? The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare.
13:32 No, never. Eiza González her in that I think she's so pretty in that. But then also I watched it for Alan Ritchson and Henry Cavill, so yeah. Who's the who's the absolute ████ in Deadpool? Which one? Oh, his his chick. His chick. I forgot her name. What's her name? That ████ Yeah, the Deadpool girl, yeah. She's like a stripper at the beginning and then becomes Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, her. Give me her. Vanessa Carlye, brother. Vanessa Carlye, yeah, she's great. Give me it. I think she's great. I enjoyed it. Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare? Yeah, I enjoyed it. What did you guys think of Mara in Fight Club? You're talking about Tim Burton's wife right now? Yeah, Tim Burton's Yeah, she's hot. It's her attitude. It's the attitude. It's ████ sick. She just seems like she'll blow you like anywhere. Going and
14:22 especially going to those AA meetings and ████ to those ████ up meetings just to feel something different is pretty sick. You want to hear something really ████ lame when I was a kid? Bring it. Uh I remember I watched 8 Mile at my friend's house and the scene where Brittany Murphy has sex with Eminem in my head I couldn't wrap my head around I was like, she's married to a ████ Ashton Kutcher like in my head I was like, she's married to Ashton Kutcher. Like this is not okay. I remember I felt like sick to my stomach. I was like, what the ████ dude? Like this is crazy. He's like, that's allowed? Yeah, for real. I remember I was in my friend's house and I just he was like he's like, this movie is sick, huh? I was like, Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I just felt like in turmoil. That's what he's thinking about the whole time. I was like I was like, she's ████ with the other guy. You have monogamy in your veins. I don't know what it is. You're born to be monogamous. I just remember feeling sick to my stomach. If she was my wife and but this was her like career, she had to do this
15:12 scene, would I be okay with it? Like was that like how It It wasn't even that. It was just me like knowing I I just couldn't wrap my head around that idea. Wrap your head around real life and movies. That's so funny. That's wrong. I just remember feeling like that's not okay. He said what? Once I get a budget, I'm going to send so much ████ your way in a hidden camera show. Dude, that's nice. Dude, right? Wouldn't that be the sickest show ever? You're going to see me go uh and run. For Anthony? Hookers for Nick? Bro, ████ at this guy. And just see hidden camera show see what he does. It's like Punk'd, but ████ everywhere coming at you. You think I'm good at deflecting here? You wait and see, brother. I would just have a girl like take a private jiu-jitsu from you and then her her gi just keeps coming off. I'd be like, all right, you got to ████ fix this. I'll just Why is she naked? No, you got to go? But you got to
16:03 fix this? I'm like, you got to you got to tie your own ████ You're really keeping I'll tell all of them I'll be like, you get you get a five grand pay bump if you if you get if you get this guy to Great. If you can ████ during the match. Damn. If you make him ████ Double it. Double it. If you can make him ████ My palms are sweating. That's so funny. My palms are sweating. I shouldn't have said anything. Dude, one day one day I just come in from having showered all day and I take a deep breath and I'm like Did you cheat on his wife today? Wow. I just I just ruined my friend's life. I ruined my friend's life and I got it all on camera. I'm like, Steve, Steve, I got to tell you something. I started to be worried about if I am I a good friend. Something might be wrong with me. I think there was something wrong with me the whole time. I I got to go to therapy. I just wanted to burn this man down. Dude, uh that's what I would do. I would
16:54 I would pay her to take private jiu-jitsu from you and then right in the middle she'd go like I'm sorry. Sorry, daddy. That doesn't count. Sorry, daddy. And she keeps grabbing your hand going like this. No, dude. I'm sorry, daddy. Sorry, daddy. No, no, no, no way. No way. That won't work on me, dog. That ain't going to work. You have to get a guy to take me from behind instead. He's a real man. We'll see how you do. We'll look at the dailies and let you know. Exactly. Any time a girl comes up to me I'm like, dude, Ryan and Steve sent you? Don't talk to me, I'm married, ████ Look at this ring. Like how you thought I put those signs of you outside. You just really think it's me all the time. 100%. That would be a Ryan level type of prank. But somebody made like a sign like a picket sign with his face on it. Saying I was running for governor of California with the ████ website on
17:44 it. That wasn't you? He swore it was me. I took a picture of it and I was like, haha, very funny, Ryan. And it was it was right outside the gym. I'm walking to Starbucks, I see a picture of myself and I was literally thinking like, what an ████ I double take and it's me. It's my ████ picture. Who do you think it could have been? I found out who it was. It was one of my buddy my old training partners. He started a website and he used our faces as marketing all over all over Pasadena, dude. And then he instantly hit me up. I'm like, dude. I was like, what the ████ You are the mayor of Pasadena. Not even. It's just like, who's this Asian guy? Random Imagine Nick coming home and he's like he closes the door behind him and he's like and just like, what's going on? He's like, the the boys have sent so much ████ at me, baby. ████ at me this time. I slide down the door. I just don't know how much longer I can take for this. I thought you were getting ████ behind these walls. I thought you were going to
18:35 say he comes in and goes I guess I'm running for governor. You must be strong. Good ████ Nick. Keep it up. I don't know. Jennifer Love Hewitt in the movie Heartbreakers. Yeah. Heartbreakers Get it. Oh, bro. I had a big crush on her when I was when I was a young lad. There was a movie she did with Sigourney Weaver, I think. Heartbreakers, ████ Yeah, and and our boy our boy who just died. Isn't Gene Hackman in it? Oh, yeah, he's the mark, right? Damn, I remember that movie. I have a a story about Jennifer Love. Huh? Uh can't say it on camera. Did you Did you see them thins? No, I'll tell you guys after. Is she Was she nice? It's not me meeting her or anything like that. I'll I'll tell you guys after. Oh, boy.
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