0:00 West Hollywood. West Hollywood in their longboard speakers in public and you're just looking at the face, right? And you pan down, he's butt naked. You're like, "What the?" Welcome back to Careful Witch. Today we're talking about what the hell is there even to look forward to this year? Notical. That's a good question. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Well, why live anyway, huh? I don't know. Like in in pop culture. Avengers. I think Avengers comes out this year. Something like that. Superman's coming out in like two months. Superman's coming out July July 11th. Do you guys believe there's like a viral video of um Benny Blanco being asked like name an Avenger and he couldn't do and everyone's accusing him of like trying to act cool by not knowing who the Avengers are. That's
0:50 pretty funny. Do you think that he's lying? Yes. Do you not know who There's no way he's acting cool. It's If anything, you're dumb. Mhm. Yeah. There's no way that. Yeah. They were like asking him like just name one Avenger and he's like who are the who's an Avenger? Does even one America not know who Captain America or Iron Man is at this point? Yeah. Like Yeah. Or Spider-Man. He's apparently never seen the Avengers or anything. You don't have to see it to know something about I didn't know Spider-Man was a part of the Avengers. I didn't either, honestly. You think it's impossible that people in America don't know who the Avengers are? I think even the people in the Vegas tunnels know who those Avengers are, bud. Yeah. Yeah. But then Benny Blanco is like European, right? So like they're kind of weird. He always ████ around. Remember he was doing the the Jollibee? I don't think he was around. Isn't he married to what's her name? Selena Gomez. Yeah, Selena Gomez. You think he's a troll guy? I think I think he was legit like about Jollibee. Yo, I saw
1:40 Blanco and Lil Dicky uh walk past my place. No way. While I was cutting hair in West Hollywood, right in front of my house and he was avoiding all the Avengers posters. No, you know what's You know what's hell funny? I run down and I was like and I didn't know who Blanco was at that time. I'm like, "Yo, could you take a picture of me and Lil Dicky?" That's sick. And Blanco was Blanco was so nice. He's like, "Yeah, I got you, bro." He is nice. Yeah. And Lil Dicky is like And I have a picture here somewhere. I'll grab it later. But but my my client goes, "Yo, that was Benny Blanco." And I was like, "I don't give a ████ I don't know who that is." That's why you got to get an insurance photo, dude. Insurance photo. I was just going to say that was like I just be mad. Speaking of Blanco, I was like I was looking at him cuz I was like, "Yo, this look mad ugly." I don't know who Billy Blanks is. You just get the picture and then you ask people and then if they're not cool or famous, you just delete the picture. It's what's the big deal? No, I
2:30 just I just I never heard of him at that time. Make sure you post it and then caption Benny Blanco Photography. I will. I will. And he's hella ugly, dude. He was hella ugly. So, I just didn't think he was Damn, you guys really think he's hella ugly. So rude, dude. It's so mean on the award shows, but they just ████ roasted this guy the whole time, dude. There's ████ open. Does he still have his uni, bro? Cuz if he does, yeah, he not ugly. block over. He basically is to me like a musical like Albert Einstein. Like he's a genius. You know what I mean? But like Albert Einstein, you're not calling him ugly, but they don't look that different. Did he make his first mark through like DJing? Like house DJ or was he was like writing songs for Britney Spears and ████ Since forever was like a magic maker for all these artists. Yeah. I wish I knew cuz actually I don't really know that much about but then you not you don't know cuz you don't know his face. Like you probably heard his music. Yeah. a lot of Adam Lavine
3:20 room five stuff. He worked with Rihanna Sheer and Kanye West. He won five BMI songwriter of the year award. He's a very pop pop icons in the back behind the scenes. And Selena Gomez is like a billionaire. So like he's done. She's a billionaire. He's big daddy chilling. What does she do? What the heck? She did better than You know what he probably doesn't know what is? He's like, "What the hell is Spirit Airlines?" You don't think he ever flies Spirit? ████ no. You know some places only offer that? Yeah, I do. I fly them. Mhm. Her makeup company. She's worth 1.3 billion. It's always products, you know that? Like no one ever makes it through like fame. We should have sold stakes or something. But that is how you sell the product though. Well, I mean like she's she's not not making money through her art is what I'm saying. It's like what
4:10 she went out there to do like sing and ████ Like no one becomes a billionaire from that. That's why we make the most money here through our merch sales, right? Spotify for like 8 years. But I'm saying she's not a billionaire. No one's ever a billionaire from the music that they make. Dre, everybody. They make it from the product. It's almost impossible cuz you have a label. Yeah. The label's a billionaire. Yeah. They take the cut. Well, even LeBron got his billion from Nike. Speaking of LeBron, are you looking forward to the Hey and Michael Michael Jordan Jackson? Are you Are you looking forward to the playoffs? Playoff starts today. That's something I'm looking forward to Super. I'm wait I'm waiting to figure out which bets I'm putting down. I won 30 bucks last night. Thank you very much. What' you been on? I I've been on the uh uh Grizzlies and uh Dallas game. Oh, thanks for telling me about it. Cool. I would love to ride that. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. We don't want any action. I'm
5:00 chilling on it. I usually lose, so I get really scared of asking anybody to jump in the parlays with me, but I just happen to get really lucky. Levu was supposed to get less than 12.5 rebounds. He got 12. I screamed. Whoa. Who are you guys uh rooting for for the playoffs? Is there any teams that you guys Yeah, they were Lakers. Pacers. Pacers and Lakers. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Lake Show. Okay. Are we show Boys? Lake Show 100%. Come on, Subie. What team do you represent? You guys got to stop losing though, man. I know. You guys, we have to break the streak. If you're all doing Lakers, I'm doing the opposite. I just keep What you mean the opposite? You don't believe I don't know anything about what's going on. So, I can't I don't believe in your guys' pick. Oh, he's going to jinx you again, dude. We want you to tell us what to do. We'll do it. I keep winning. Why? I can't. Why? Why? Because it doesn't work like that. He's like, I could just tell you that
5:50 you're wrong. You have to pick and I have to pick the opposite. We can But then that won't work. But no, we could we could beat this system, right? You don't want to win with your boys. After you pick, we we in we then we change we change our stuff. Yeah, we just change it. You pick first. Yeah. All right, let's let's let's let it play out for a little bit. It's what I should have done when I was at the I was at Red Rock and I was making the bet. I was like, "God damn it, if Snoopy's right, it's going to suck so hard and I should have just switch it to Eagles right there." You guys wouldn't have minded. No, unless we trust you. Unless the Chiefs ████ won. Ah, that would have been funny, dude. We're all celebrating and you're like, I got to tell you something. So, boys, boys, I got bad news. We're all like, yeah, Subie got in my head. Subie owns my brain. I just love that we lost and I could just picture this dude sitting on his
6:41 couch going, "Should have ████ believed me." I just muttering to himself about it. No, I was playing games at that time. Oh, you weren't even watching. Actually, I was watching the the president. Yo, you were security. I was I was looking at the votes and I was like that was the same time, right? No, it was like literally like in February, dude. Okay, well, ████ that then. I don't know what I was doing, but I was not paying attention. Do you What are you look What are you looking forward to this year? Uh, for the basketball team? For anything. What am I looking for? Just a bunch of work and just ████ I've been like setting up for, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like what stuff? You guys, you guys. No, go ahead. Go ahead. I'm trying to I'm trying to say don't say nothing. You are, brother. No, but don't I was going to say don't say that. Don't say this stuff until next video. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What I'm looking for is my kid. Uh my kid walking. Oh, cool. That's a big one. Right now, he's he's over
7:32 here just grabbing everything, standing up. He's That was a wiggly ass kid. Yeah. And then in the morning, you just wake up and you're just like, "Yo, I wonder if he's sleeping." You look down to the bed and my kids are and you're just like, "What the ████ Please don't jump over that s███." But it's cool. I'm looking forward to that. That fool's active, dude. His long hair is hella cute though. It's cute, man. You can put a kn I was just like, damn. I can't wait till I cut his hair and make a nice mullet. He looks like a Korean pop singer from the 70s and ████ Nice faded mullet. Looks like those fusion jazz. So, he's like he's weak from climbing all over all your ████ then, huh? Yeah, but it's pretty dangerous. I already He already fell like multiple times. You know what I'm saying? Like he misses his hand sometimes and boom, he hits the floor and you're just like, damn. Good thing they're flexible. Yeah, they can
8:23 take some damage. They can take some hits. Yo, dude, they can take some hits, man. You should find the threshold of that. I I am. I am. I am. But yo, I put I have to I have to go to Home Depot, buy a pack of ████ floor mats. Yeah. And just the whole room. I had to m the whole double it up. Honestly, what the humans do before? They just died, huh? Yeah, they just died, bro. Yeah. Is that on a rock and ████ That's where Darwinism came into play pretty much. Yeah. So, but that's what I'm looking forward to. What are you looking forward to, Joe? Huh? What are you looking forward to this year? ████ dude. I haven't even thought of that. Yeah. You just been head down head down working the whole time. Yeah, man. Um I don't know to be honest. I don't even look forward to anything. Like, not in a negative way. Yeah. I just like That sounds negative. No, like not not
9:14 like uh I got not like I'm not excited for anything. I just don't think ahead. You're not excited about us being in Vegas? Oh yeah, I need you to think ahead about that one. No, but that's We probably should start doing that. Bart's leading that charge. He's leading it. Yeah. That's kind of tight. What is What do you do to lead the charge? I'm not I don't know. Like what does that entail? What do you do? I was like, that's interesting. Hey, the picture of what that looks like. A snooze to me. I have no idea to be honest. I have no I have no idea. You just go. Yeah. Why can't you guys? He's like He's like, "Hey, uh, do you mind if we move to Vegas?" And I'm like, "To be honest, dude. It doesn't change my schedule, but it depends on other people." Cuz for me, it's the same. But it's Isn't it better
10:04 for you though to go back to Vegas than here? Not really. Oh, it's not one extra hour on the plane. But you don't get to like check on your house and stuff, I guess. Yeah. Drive by. Yeah. You don't get to sleep in a nicer place and a cheaper place like uh office wise. It doesn't matter at the end of the day once you're in the island. ████ None of that matters. Come on. You know what matters? Talking about the mainland, right? Oh, stop you ████ And give me my matcha now. Not even. I said soy milk. You know, over here you walk down. What is this? Check this out. Over here, you walk down the street, you look for a snack, lifesavers, sour patch, bread, bagels. Over
10:55 there, walk down the street. Musubi loca del Portuguese sausage with egg and rice. Hawaiian chick with a surfboard s that'll be $150. I'm an uncle. Like, that feels good. You know what I'm saying? Like and then boom. Stop teasing me, dog. Joe was telling me just buying breakfast, he spent like $95. All right, now do Vegas. Do Vegas now. What does the Yeah. What does Vegas? Vegas? Yeah. Do you ████ crack? You got $5. Get the ████ out of here, man. What the ████ You ugly ass ████ Sounds like LA now. Do Hollywood. He's talking about the gas station. West Hollywood. West Hollywood. Hollywood. Westwood. Yeah, it's literally in boo ████ in
11:46 in their longboard speakers in public and you're just looking at the face, right? And you pan down. He's butt naked. You're like, "What the f███?" Yo, why'd you pan down? Why'd you pan down? I'm looking at him like, "Yo, am I seeing this ████ correctly?" And you pan down. You're like, "F███, that's a cheek." Oh, I remember I was driving in West Hollywood one time. This dude had a solo gay parade. Like he had like he had like a He-Man tidy whitey underwear like a kid's underwear and then he just was like ████ painted on the face and ████ had an American flag and was just going down the street like in his own heads music playing ████ waving that flag and I was like where's the rest of your crew just by himself? Yeah like dude that ████ happens dude weho weho is wild because one dude this is the
12:36 funniest one. All of us just driving forward and this dude's just ████ uh he's he's blading. What do you call roller blade? Yeah. He's bl this whole hella good. [Music] But then he got braids on and all he's wearing a full netted clothes and the only thing he's wearing under the full net is literally a thong, right? So everyone like the all the workers and the the landscapers were like, "Oh ████ fool. Look at this girl." Oh, I'm just like and I was like, "Yo, we in weho, bro. That's probably not a girl." So, I'm just like, so funny. Staring a little bit. I'm going to withhold my interest until after. Soon as we all pass him just straight, dude. Like, hella killing it though. 360 jump. I'm like, "Oh." But the guys were all quiet as ████ after. They like, "Oh,
13:27 ████ What was that?" My buddy, he's a he was working at Starbucks over there and all of his co-workers were gay and then he came one time he was having a serious conversation where we're he was just like, "Man," he goes, "I'm so tired of being straight bashed over there." Straight back. They just roast him all day and like they got hella straight jokes, all that. And then and then he's just we're just ████ dying laughing and he's No, this is serious, man. I'm really thinking about going transferring to a different one. Like they just straight bash me all day long. Was it? Hey Tyler, what's the next of straight bash? I honestly don't know. You never straight bashed before? This has to be in the moment. I bet you straight smashed. [Music] Oh, you going to smash? Who you smashing? Just normal roast, but imagine
14:19 reversed. Yeah. Imagine reverse. Instead of gay jokes, it's straight jokes. Yeah. Good. What are you looking for, dude? Dude, um, we I think we said it already. The Yeah, Avengers Doomsday is the first movie that I think I've been interested in seeing in like three years. Oh, really? Is that the end of the year? Doom. Why this one? Cuz Rob Downey Jr.'s back, dude. As Doom, right? That one for sure. Then obviously Superman. That's easy mode one. And then um nothing. Is that all summer? No. No. I uh me and Nick are going to do an end of the year like beach trip somewhere. Probably Bahamas or some ████ Oh, I want to go to England. That's I'm looking forward to that. Seeing my uh in-laws and stuff. It's his turn, Joe. Yeah, but I missed my turn cuz I didn't I didn't I didn't know what to think about. You talking about straight
15:10 bashing? Super we looking forward I'm not looking forward to straight bashing. England though. I'm not looking forward to going to England. Just can't see horses. No, that was it. I just I just wanted to see horses. Yeah. I just wanted to in England. When are you going? In I don't know like end of yearish. August, September, November to like Liverpool or like all over England. Uh both Hannah's one of her best friends get married and she's a witch. And she got us a she got us a tent. So we're going to be staying in a Does she have any spells to put flavor in food? Dude, that'll be hilarious. Is there ████ rice out there or what's going on? Rice? Yeah. Does England have rice at all that they are not getting from an Indian guy? I don't know. Indians are out here. Yo, but that ████ ████ about how food sucks there is real, dude. It's real, dude. I was next to her grandma. They got Nandos. Nando. Nando is fire.
16:03 So good. Bring Hey, I bet you they don't have Tabasco. So, make sure to add Tabasco in your checkin. Bring that everywhere. You know what the hack is though? You just You just You just eat Indian and Chinese food. Yeah, you're right. It's so good, man. I think they got Vapiano, too. Yeah. H What else am I looking forward to? Oh, yeah. I'm going to your ex's wedding. Oh, cool. That's really cool. The way he turned. Are you going to cry about it? No. That's kind of weird, bro. Are you going to Are you going to do that thing where forever hold your peace and then you stand up? You're like, "Wait, no. Don't do it." Now's your chance. Don't do it. I want you to just tell her how you feel, brother. on FaceTime. Yeah, dude. I object. Did you get invited? Did you get
16:53 invited? No. Why not? I don't know. Probably not a good idea to have me there. Were you guys that serious? Oh, [Laughter] are you friends with your exes? Misdirection. Misdirection. That's a good question. I am kind of interested in that that conversation path. Maybe I'm not really I'm not friends, but you know, we're not no bad nothing. You know what I mean? Yeah, we're not no bad, but it'll be awkward to be there, right? Yeah, that would be weird. Would you go to your ex's wedding? No. What the I would officiate my ex's wedding. Actually, I would go. I would go if you if you were invited. If I was invited, I would go because I would want to see what they have on the plate. I would love to judge them, dude. That'd be the weirdest ████ of all time. No, I would
17:43 just if I I ain't got ████ going on that day, I'm going to go and eat. Do Do you think you'd be like with all the guests and you're like like who you with? The bride or the groom? And like oh yeah, me and the bride, you know? No, I would I wouldn't say ████ Pass it on. I wouldn't say ████ I just would want to eat their food. I had her first. No, none of that. I just want to eat their food. This would be weird though, wouldn't it? I mean, if you met their parents. Yeah, that'd be weird. You wouldn't be waiting at like, you know, like, you know, does anybody have any objections? You'd be like, "Ah, ████ A ████ Don't do it. She doesn't suck dick." Oh, that's big. That would be The groom's like, "Wait, what? Wait, are you When were you going to tell me? Then you won't be invited to nothing. Then you won't be invited to nothing."
18:33 And her dad's just like, "Oh, I raised a whore." Thought she I didn't know she doesn't suck, dick. I didn't know. I didn't know she doesn't suck, dick. Both dads on both sides. Did you know that? He's like, I knew that. Forever hold your piece. Stop, dude. Just cut it. Just cut, dude. We're done. time and cut it.
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