0:00 I'm going up I'm going up he just kissed me he just intercepted part one bar one [Music] so this is one of our most important news topics that we always need to consistently bring to the viewers out there another climate activist gluing themselves to something come on don't be don't be too disappointed this one kind of made sense all right better what did you just say because right when you talked I crunched and it was really loud thank you you speak around his crunches yeah go ahead say it one more time be a better host okay basically what I said was be fast
0:50 but it was great so it's not I throw up I was just saying that this was one of those climate activists that glued themselves into something but it kind of made sense correct me if I'm wrong well when they glue themselves to like the front glass of art at museums I don't fully get it no irony you want irony right oh is that what you're looking for I get it yeah this one right here okay these climate activists glued themselves to a Runway at a Berlin airport forcing officials to divert over a dozen flights affecting nearly six thousand I still don't get it I get it because air airplanes are contributing to Greenhouse glasses and but it's like directly correlated instead of like a Picasso he hates it I kind of don't believe it dude I kind of don't believe it okay
1:42 no I just from a person that doesn't understand any of this stuff I just go I protest well is the point of them gluing themselves to stuff to get attention yeah yeah so that gets attention yeah but they're never gonna stop it dude this is my thing they're never gonna stop it well I wonder if you do this in like Iran or something what would happen they should do it in China bro glue themselves China's like the heaviest contributor to ████ greenhouse gases but of course we can't do ████ about that yeah go talk to those guys yeah go talk to them what are we celebrating our ████ 50th yulin Festival no they're not ████ stopping any of that ████ yeah dude so they um the activist group I think last generation is what they're called morbid um denounced air travel as quote not a means of Transport for normal citizens one affluent percent of the population
2:32 is responsible for around half a flight related greenhouse gas emissions so are you grounding commercial flights then bro are you is this private are you ████ disrupting DiCaprio's plane but that's the question yeah like or just nice people we're trying to get home for Thanksgiving people on Southwest and ████ that's a huge question they should ask themselves like what if they glue themselves and then they ████ ████ up DiCaprio's playing it's like dude that guy's going to save the planet on his private jet and he's gonna make great movies is having a meeting with like some ████ Italian Prime Minister saving the planet is it is that what he does yeah he goes and gives speeches about this ████ all over yeah and they talk about Summits that's what a summit is bro it's like ████ Twitter it's like oh I'm giving a speech I'm saving the ████ Earth right now dude and no one cares or does anything everyone just jerks off to the speech yeah I'm gonna ████ with leosa way of doing ████ I like
3:24 him I think he's a great actor I like him yeah if he gives me advice on acting or something like that or like has something cool to talk about acting I'm gonna listen bro what do you mean clean water some ████ oh Leo oh dude that's too broad I thought you had a specific thing he does like is that no he's a he he is a big he's like global warming like like super scared of all that ████ while he's on his beach house property what 25 year olds it's like Obama Obama I think that's irregardless I don't think it's necessarily hypocritical from a guy like him I think that if you what's not hypocritical nobody just wants to hear it though what's the power bill on his home that has two people in it and and Al Gore two Al Gore too bro Al Gore lives in a ████ estate now on the beach yeah huge estate and saying that we're gonna be covered in Ocean in the next 20 years if he believed that that's yeah maybe from the
4:14 sprinkler system that doesn't turn off doesn't everything eventually like get covered up in Ocean anyway like over time yeah right natural selection yeah dude natural selection maybe all I'm saying is you live in a ████ you live in a tiny home and then do a summit you tell me about it from a tiny home and I'm more down I really am 100 and I don't I actually don't think that hypocrisy is like you know necessarily the worst thing because everyone's a hypocrite right but I just think you're more of a spokesperson if you're living the life yeah that's what I think yeah like the Patagonia billionaire you ████ gave away his company to his own people but he still a little bit better than other billionaires that don't do that he can talk way more about it yeah I think the funniest farce is people not seeing that taking a climate solution is just another allocation of money in a different direction that's it
5:13 support us and give us your money because the other argument is like okay the guys that are like hey buy from local business and Farmers but you're also um price gouging your community because you can't scale at the rate of these bigger companies who can give better prices to the community and is the message bad so like here's my whole take right like take Jeff Bezos and have Jeff Bezos stand on a soapbox and say we should support small businesses right that's stupid it's stupid because it's like well you're not you're ████ killing these guys but you're saying the right thing so like I get it like hypocrisy shouldn't like muddy the message but it does when you're standing there being that person and then evangelizing yeah that's like you're going on a world tour in a diesel truck talking about ████ CO2 emissions
6:04 because that's exactly what they're doing with their ████ private jets to one conversation to another just to have a conversation yeah they need to go a horse and carriage dude that's the sad thing is like these are all like actual real things happening but the commercial response to it is not correct I don't think how so because there's too much monetization for something where versus actual solution oh yeah it's all a racket it's like hey before we propose anything we can actually do about it here's some things you can buy that's in the direction of fixing it get a Tesla mostly powered by coal right it's just a commercial for another product it's not necessarily like fixing a problem and the consumer is like oh I feel better because I'm doing my part because like we've already like talked about this a ton but we I mean by now we already recognize a lot of the solution to these problems don't lie in the Every Man's
6:54 decision making it's not the common person's changing their own lifestyle it's more these big giant ████ guys changing what the ████ they're doing with their billions of dollars no no we're not talking about that we want to get ad deals the blue collars should turn their ████ ACS off that's what I think have 30 second showers yeah that's what I think stop flushing your toilets if it's yellow let it mellow am I right yeah you know Oprah's doing that right with her ████ 40 bedroom home you know that's why the ████ straws thing was probably the perfect example oh I ████ hate it it's like oh let's get everyone's attention on ████ straws but we could still have you know ████ gigantic oil spills that don't get cleaned up it's like no straws like when they're talking about droughts in California and you're like talk to the ████ golf courses dude we need the golf courses hey isn't it we
7:45 want good greens this is JK group think bro sorry hey sorry guys okay you're attacking the big guys who are actually doing you know what dude I love golf courses and I love what they do for the droughts in California that's what I think that's what I'm talking about that's a Nick done take I just I just love it it's such a dead giveaway once you see people strongly monetizing guilt I feel it oh brother that's the first red flag it's like huh once you start hearing sir McLaughlin it's good marketing it works Sarah McLachlan worth so does anybody disagree with this takers it's just JK we're all just uh we're steam we're Echo chambering yeah we're Echo chamber and um Leo is awesome I like anything so just you know I think celebrities can't do anything but environmental because they can't do
8:36 anything political because if they do well ████ that's a pretty big one but so many celebrities don't do a lot of environmental stuff that's why I think uh when Leo did like what was the movie called oh Basketball Diaries Basketball Diaries don't look good basketball well they end up doing environmental like all of their like things that they do push it ends up being environmental because it's the safest one did anybody see the movie don't look up yeah no is it good I think it's really good so I I think it was a great satire on him like the perspective even even us conversating about this right now is is it talks about saving water bottles and ████ he laughs about those things I think the fact that people laugh about it the fact that like when you uh when you have impending doom at your doorstep and then you tell people who are supposed to be empowered to do things they're like haha dude nobody's going to change their mind anyway and then it's just like an actual
9:27 way the world thinks therefore things never change yeah but also which is exactly kind of what when you've been ringing the Doomsday Bell for 50 years and like you can I can point to articles and stuff about oh by the by the year 2000 we won't have glaciers anymore and all this ████ and that doesn't pan out yeah people have more question marks like than ever they just do because oftentimes their models just don't tend to pan out with the timeline that they give you so then it actually discounts what their messaging is which I agree with ultimately if you want to like like you know do something about greenhouse gases it's time to make the switch to nuclear but nobody wants to do that no yeah nobody wants to do that but that's the only thing because if you really think we're it's at that scale yeah we're ████ we're eight years away you cannot reverse the effects past this point well guess what dude you you have to do radical things like to switch to nuclear but nobody wants to but what they want to do is stop Korean barbecues
10:17 from having gas grills you know that like that they're trying to do that in L.A yeah they are yeah a 20 30 right no plastic bags no plastic bags but see that's what I'm saying so you want to you want to come down to all of us and tell us how important and dire the situation is in your solution ban straws yeah like honestly like that's where we're at is that a real solution is that really gonna be it helps a little bit yeah exactly feel good ████ it helps it's wearing a ████ I'm wearing a ribbon at an awards ceremony to raise awareness for this thing we should wear more ribbons it's just so perfectly in line with the social Guild climate that's like we're sitting in right now yeah so it's such an easy thing to weaponize Guild is fun though it's easy it's easy yeah and and plus like putting that guilt out there like the people do the work for you you don't have to keep like marketing it it's like you just put it out there oh check out this video
11:07 about ████ turtle with a straw on its nose and you just release it and it's like that's it it's like everyone else dude the polar bear on the glacier video right yeah like all that ████ works really well because you're like oh my God this is the last Glacier and the polar bear stuck on it ████ all these SUV drivers right but it's like like you when you watch the clip it's like this Glacier like like this part of this glitch is ████ huge over here but like there's this little polar bears like who swam over here and he's just chilling over here yeah he's a swimmer and we're gonna take their word for it because we don't know we don't know what they're saying they're painting the picture of what's happening in this polar bear yeah if they're captioning they're they're coming with the thumbnail title we all know how ████ important that is to pull eyeballs and like that's what works hey dude Coney 2012. that polar bear doesn't even have a Coca-Cola in his hands so there's not a real polar bear so sad he's looking for a baby seals to eat so Nick you're
11:57 officially uh saying you're a climate change designer yep yeah I love it I'm sure he doesn't believe I'm a climate change supporter I'm a climate change activist denier
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