0:00 We're going to talk about when girls made us hella nervous, and we're going to kick it off with this cat. He's taking a picture with a Tifa cosplayer. >> He's wiggling. >> Dude. >> It's like a JK fan right there. >> Oh my god, he's so nervous. >> Is he a child? >> Is her face AI? Like, why does it Why does that face her face look kind of like >> know. She definitely looks fake. Yeah, it could be This could be AI, but this kid is definitely real. >> Whoa, look at that shake. Whoa. Geez. >> She's like a Chinese robot. >> Oh, you know what? He At the very last shot, he looked older than I thought he was. >> Did he? >> What if he has Parkinson's? You [laughter] guys ████ up, dude. Are you setting us up to like >> Nah, nah, nah. No way. No, I'm not setting you up. >> But look, I thought he was a child. But look at him at the end. >> Nah, he's just a horny dude, and he's so
0:50 nervous. >> fool looks old. >> Yeah, he could be. That guy's so nervous. >> He's so nervy. >> He drove himself. He looks old. >> We do have some like times in a meeting and greet where you you take a picture with a fan, and they're trembling like an earthquake. You could feel it, too, like >> It's like Michael J. Fox ████ >> [laughter] >> Damn, my idol. >> But that's so like, you know, I'm sure you guys have been in a situation with a chick, probably during your younger days, where you're like >> Like eighth grade, dude. >> Right? >> I don't know about now. >> So, let me tell you a story. I used to be way too into this chick in high school, and I took her to Ruth's Chris Steak House one time. >> In high school? You had money, wow. >> I was working for my old man, so yeah, I had some a little bit of bread. I had like probably a thousand bucks or whatever, but I was like, yeah, I'm going to take her to Ruth's Chris Steak
1:41 House, and I bought her a ████ diamond necklace. >> Oh, ████ You got her gift, too? >> Cheap one, cheap one, but yeah. It was like a hundred thirty dollars or something. >> That's still a lot for high school. >> pretty sick. >> Yeah. >> At the time, remember, it was like 2003, so like the dollar was able to stretch a little bit better. >> Wait, were you guys a couple? >> No. >> It's just a first date? >> Yeah, and get this. During the Ruth's Chris date, I also had scheduled a ████ horse to come pick us up with a carriage. >> Woah. >> After the date. >> You mean at the restaurant? >> At the restaurant. >> You're all romantic, huh? >> The hell. >> Yeah. >> It was in San Diego, so like it was like in the downtown area, like gaslight gas lamp district. And like yeah, so I had it coordinated in this ████ horse and carriage came and picked us up, right? And I was so ████ nervous. And then I give her this necklace on the
2:33 horse ride, which was pimp. But before the horse got there, there was some waiting involved because it didn't exactly coordinate with the end of dinner. >> Yeah. >> So like we had to wait and this cat is like on a horse, so it takes a while. And so I was just standing there outside with her. And I And I remember I'll never forget this is one of my biggest oofie doofies. I I was just like I didn't know what the hell to say cuz I just done every bit of the of my conversational ████ during dinner. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, ████ I got to wait for this horse. >> Damn. >> [laughter] >> Right? And so then I was just like, wow, like I like how the light reflects off the water. And I'll never forget she She looked at me and she went, "OKAY." >> OH. >> PRETTY BAD. That was my
3:24 >> nervous Asian kid meeting >> Tifa. >> Yeah. That doesn't sound like that bad of a line, though. >> It was rough, dude. >> Why did she take it like she didn't have a good time during dinner? >> No, she did, but I think I was so awkward in my delivery. My delivery was a nightmare. >> On paper, it's not too bad, but if you're nervous about it, yeah. >> Imagine you're thinking, where the ████ is the horse guy? >> Yeah. >> And you're just saying something. >> Yeah, >> Yeah, you're like trying to delay the game, basically. >> Yeah, it's I'm looking for delay of game penalty and I'm not getting it. >> Was it already ████ up then by the time the horse came or what? >> No, it was fine. It was just so embarrassing that I did that. But by the time we're on the horse, like the horse showing up saved the day. But I'll never forget just blowing it with that line. >> Well, to to see that kind of facial expression, that's crushing. >> It's rough, dude. >> Then one of my scariest moments in my
4:14 entire life, uh I think maybe this was like eighth grade or something. So, I had a girlfriend and I was so scared to even make a move, like hold hands. >> Yeah. >> This is like during the days where you would like pass the message through another person. Like >> Uh-huh. >> you tell the girl like, "Hey, your girls your your friend's cute or whatever." And then they're like, "Oh, I think she's cute too." Whatever. And they're like, "Oh, you think she would be my You don't even talk to the person. It's just all through a messenger. >> So, we uh decided to set up like this double date at our friend's house. And then our friend, her and her boyfriend are already like cool. Like they're super comfortable, hold hands, kiss at school, that kind of stuff. And so, me and my girlfriend are just sitting right here watching a movie. And then I'm like, "Damn, I want to put my arm around her so bad, but I'm so ████ scared. What the ████ do I do?
5:05 I'm also not a pervert, so I don't want to be guilty of being a perversion." >> Are your legs touching? >> Yeah. >> You're that close. Oh, she likes you. >> Yeah. >> No, but we're already boyfriend and girlfriend. We just haven't touched like through through permission [laughter] through permission. We have no >> damn. Yeah. >> And then so, what I did was >> [snorts] >> I was like, "F███, what do I do? I'm so ████ scared." So, she got up to like go pee or whatever. And I was like, "Oh, I'll just put my arm here and it was like it was here the whole time." So, I put it here. And I remember she comes down and she sits here and then she like lays right here. AND I REMEMBER GOING, >> [screaming] [laughter] >> WAIT, DID YOU REALLY? >> AUDIBLY? >> NO, INSIDE. >> OKAY. OH, good lord. [laughter] >> Outside though, I was just like enjoying >> [laughter] >> hilarious >> No no
5:55 >> It WOULD BE LIKE I WOULD THINK [laughter] I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO DO THAT. I would expect you to actually do that. Yeah. Cuz [laughter] like cuz you're such a crazy young guy. >> Cuz Bart's weird. >> Yeah I was No I was screaming inside. >> It's like Oprah gave you a car. YOU'RE LIKE >> [screaming] >> ████ >> NO BUT I WAS JUST LIKE THIS AND then I remember there was a time like in the movie where my ████ arm was like falling asleep. But I didn't want to ruin what I have or even move it. So I'm just like oh my god I can't feel my ████ arm. I can't feel my ████ arm. But I was so ████ nervous. >> And you never did this. >> Hell no. That's like ████ busting nuts in her face. >> finger banging her. >> Yeah dude that's crazy. That's crazy talk. What the hell? >> Busting nuts in her face? You think I'm a pervert?
6:45 >> No way. >> My god. Wow [laughter] what a respectable gentleman. >> That yeah that was dude that probably happened at least five more times. >> Same girl five more times? >> Before I wow. I don't know maybe 14. >> like 13. Yeah. >> It was before I felt comfortable like just just just to grab her hand. Dude I really like the version >> I really like the version where YOU ACTUALLY WENT >> [screaming] [laughter] >> THAT IS THE BEST. >> CUZ THEN I REMEMBER >> [laughter] >> CUZ THEN I REMEMBER after that after that night we're done with the movie or whatever right everyone's going home and then I rode my bike home and I was like I was like holy ████ I got ████ laid back then. >> [laughter] >> Can't wait to tell your friends that you just busted. I got post nut clarity. [laughter]
7:35 On your bicycle. >> Dude that's the best feeling man. >> And I was like just laying in bed and like, "Damn, I think I became a man tonight." >> Dude, that's why it's so worth it to do the slow climb. >> Yeah. >> You know what I mean? Instead of just getting your dick sucked. >> Well, cuz the gratification you get from every little step along the way versus like if you just, you know, went for it all in one go, you lose out. >> Or if you got sexually abused. It's nice to have a slow climb. I agree. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I prefer I prefer it. >> [laughter] >> But is it the same though? Like if you already had it? Like you don't want to slow climb by the time you're 30. >> [laughter] >> Oh, well. >> Some people are still slow climbing out there. >> Yeah, but I mean every it's so nice. >> guy's climbing slow if he's still that scared with the actual >> Yeah.
8:25 >> That guy's hooking carabiners everywhere he goes, dude. >> [laughter] >> That guy's coming if a girl whispers in his ear. >> That's where it's like now that we're seeing it under that lens, like that's great. I mean, look how much value he's getting out of this little thing. >> It's like he's meeting Chuck-E-Cheese when you're 8 years old. >> [laughter] >> Like he's like, "Whoa, it's real." >> He's not just a robot. >> But it's also a little bit sad of like probably how antisocial he's been. So normal normal reaction I mean, like interactions are so >> Yeah, he may never procreate, but at least he had this moment. >> Well, plus he'll never see a hotter woman cuz this is like his thing. >> Honestly, that's pretty ████ up there. Tifa cosplay? >> What what don't you want to feel like uh being able to come after someone touches you though? Just from like light contact and then busting in your pants. >> Like these days? >> These days? That's impossible. >> No, but I never experienced that. I want
9:16 to >> Are you able to bust in your pants? >> I want to. >> You know how like some guys go to strip club and they bust in their pants? >> Yeah, Michael. >> I never did that before. >> our good old Michael. Michael from JK old school. >> Yeah, he told us a story where he was um aggressively pursued by a a stripper and he wasn't even ready yet, but she just took his money and then started riding him and started whispering in his ear and saying, "F███ me harder, daddy." AND THEN HE SAYS, "NO!" And then he came in his pants. >> And imagine Michael telling this to us. He's like, he kept he kept tell tell tell tell tell me ████ ████ ████ me harder, daddy. I'm hurting, so I so I came. >> [laughter] >> How did you get this info out of him? >> He told us willingly. >> Michael's JK, dude. He's a badass. Like he's hilarious. >> On the outside he's not JK. On the OUTSIDE HE'S THAT >> THAT IS JK FOR SURE.
10:06 >> WHAT A GUY. >> UH STEVE, did you get the schedule? >> I was like, dude, that's so cool. Like I really want to experience that. >> Do you guys think Anthony can do that? >> Bust No, he's been having sex since he was like eight. >> Anthony needs to get fingered in his ass while he's getting jacked off. >> Anthony's teachers used to pull him aside. >> Oh, you think it takes more for Anthony to nut? >> Hell, yeah. >> Anthony could outlast all the fap challenges. >> But then why does he But why does he like strip clubs so much then? >> What do you mean? >> Why does he like strip clubs so much? >> Because he's so horny. >> Oh, he just likes to tease himself? >> Anthony watches try not to bust eight, and he just sits there like ████ bored. >> [laughter] >> He finishes all of them. >> He does J O Ys, and he's like, nope. >> And and he likes going to all the strip clubs, kind of like how like like Mike Tyson misses the smell of the gym. You [laughter] know, he just wants to go to He just wants to go to a boxing ring like, this is where I belong. >> His training ground, you know? >> He looks around like like he's got
10:57 titles over the wall. He's like, >> Yep, got some memories in here. >> Like they got banners of him from That's probably why he wants to take us. >> So he could just be like, yep, I And then like he's the big man. Like, hey, Anthony. They all know him and ████ >> Dude, we went to Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and everyone there shook his hand and knew him. >> [laughter] >> They're all like, oh wow, it's been a while. >> He wants to be like, you know, I'm I'm like small here, but I'm big over there. Like I want to show you guys. >> It's like when I'm meeting Kenjas, everyone's like, holy ████ see you I'm a Steve I haven't been Steve in a long time. But but but for strippers. >> I just imagine Anthony when he's getting lap dances, I just imagine him rolling back at the woman. >> [laughter] >> Like he's doing it, too. >> Like he's trying to please her. >> AND SHE'S GOING LIKE >> [laughter] >> SHE'S GETTING SHE'S GETTING ANNIHILATED. SHE'S SHE'S GETTING annihilated over the pants, dude. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> My butt and my ████ Oh my god.
11:49 >> [laughter] >> And the girls are actually paying him. >> Yeah. Do me next, Anthony. Do me next. >> Oh my god, dude. >> [laughter] >> They give his money back and they tip him. >> Yep. Bro. >> Here you go, Anthony. >> That's what I imagine him doing cuz he's so freaking OP, dude. He's so good. >> He rolls back out of what? >> Oh, there's no way. There's no way. That can't be That can't be a one-way street. With Anthony? Nah, dude. He's pushing back. >> And by the way, we're good right now cuz Nina only watched the 4 minutes. >> [laughter] >> So we can say whatever the ████ we want. I don't think Anthony watched this video at all anyway.
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