0:00 All right, Anthony, you go do Joe's now. Red flag? None. She uses everything to itch his nuts. >> Hey. >> It was over my underwear. >> We don't know that. >> I'm not touching skin. >> Samurai's honor, right now. >> It wasn't my nuts. I scratched my thigh. I did this. >> I believe you cuz we see exactly where your nuts are. >> That's what you were doing? >> Yeah. >> It doesn't smell like dick. >> All right, because you know yourself so well, all right? >> Self-aware, dude. >> I'm not self-aware, dude. I'm not. >> Like let's let's imagine you as a single person today, like if you didn't have your partner. >> Ooh, no ████ >> What do you think your red flags are? >> Now, at this age? >> At this age. In terms of finding a partner? >> If you were looking at it from the lens of like someone else judging you as a single guy that could possibly be a mate
0:51 or not, what do you think your red flags are? >> Oh, our own red flags. >> Oh, I'm going to get the ball rolling. I wear the same thing too much. >> [laughter] >> Red flag. >> A red flag means it's a warning of something worse to come. You think wearing the same thing >> Wearing the same thing too much is a warning that I have bad style. There it is. >> And then bad style is a warning that you're you have domestic abuse tendencies. >> Well, that could be a red flag, not having nice style. >> You think so? >> For a girl that wants a guy with nice style, that's a red flag. You know what I mean? >> But it might be one of those reverse psychology things. >> I guess red flag would Try to Try to find the more severe things that would mean like Red flag isn't Ooh, that's trouble to date this guy. It's not going to end well. >> Some girls might look at his ears and think that's a red flag. Whoa, what the ████ dude? No one's thinking that. >> Yeah, you know, like it might it might >> Yo, what the ████ I That was my turn.
1:42 We It wasn't picking out your friend's red flags. >> Oh, I thought it was Nick-aware. >> out my own red flags, dude. >> Self-aware or Nick-aware? >> Because the ears represent how he's at the gym all day and he won't pay any attention to her. >> Maybe funny if if uh she was like, "What's up with the ears? Are you a fighter?" And you just were like, "What? No." >> What do you What's up with your face? What are you a ████ >> [laughter] >> That's what I would say, dude. So, red flag >> "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry." >> Argumentative. >> [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Uh I would be avoidant. I think being avoidant >> He never opens up. >> Oh, yeah. Well, because that's true. You don't really know like at this age if you had to date, how closed off do you think you would be? Probably a clamshell, huh? >> I'm a clamshell now. So, now it's like when I meet somebody I'm like, I'm not going to not share much with you. >> [laughter]
2:33 >> I'm not going to make the No, no, no, no, no. >> Like, I'm just not going to, I think. >> You're going to constantly burn the house down. >> Like when she arrives at your blind date, she's like, "Hi, are you Nick?" And you're like, "I don't I don't know. Am I? I'm not sure. Am I?" >> What Who are you? >> [laughter] >> I could be. >> Did you come alone? Who are you with? You have a boyfriend or something? >> Tell me first. You tell me first. >> filming? Are those meta glasses? >> [laughter] >> They're just regular Ray-Bans. >> Prove that they're not meta glasses right now. >> [laughter] >> Pull up your Pull up your apps right now. Let me see. >> Am I on a prank show? Are you filming? Is it Ryan? Ryan, [laughter] are you there? Hey, Brian. >> I know it's you, Ryan. >> You going to rob me as soon as I get to the restaurant? You going to clean me out? Is that what it is? [laughter] >> What are some other uh Nick red flags you think? >> Nick red flags? Uh I wear Crocs to dinner. >> Oh, Crocs Crocs might be. Yeah. >> If you showed up If you showed up to
3:23 Crocs >> I wouldn't wear Crocs on a date. >> It's a date. It's a date and you're wearing [laughter] Crocs. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Like a first date? >> No, I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. >> Okay. If he deflects on a first date, that's a red flag. >> I like how many different Crocs you have, Nick. You have so many different kinds. But you don't put Jibbitz on anymore, so you're not You're out of the game. >> No, I put Jibbitz on it. I just don't do it here cuz I know I'll be made fun of. Publicly on the internet. >> want to lose them. You don't want them to fall off. >> [laughter] >> Okay, another red flag. Um hair's too short. >> Hair's too short, dude. >> Hair's too short. >> I think my my humor is can be once again, might someone it might be someone's cup of tea, but to a lot of people I talk too much and I'm too brash. >> I don't know if that's a red flag yet. >> Talk too much?
4:13 Really? >> What Okay, what do you mean red flag like? >> You don't seem like you talk too much at all. Maybe compared to our ████ blabbermouths, maybe that's why. >> No, I feel like I talk too much. Especially Yeah, well not even on the show, but like it's just in general. I think I talk too much. >> It's not too much if it's interesting. >> I was going to prank you one day. Can I confess now? >> Okay, so maybe it's not interesting enough. >> If it's if it's uninteresting, you're talking too much. >> Can I confess one of my pranks I was going to do that I got too lazy and so I didn't do it, but you would have hated it? I was going to tell everybody like when next time you were here and we're all here doing shows, I was just going to tell everybody that whenever you start talking just to stay quiet so that you could just keep going. Cuz you know like when no one interrupts you, you you just have it going "Uh does anyone What does anyone think of that?" "Does anyone else want to talk?" >> I'm like that was a layup for one of you guys. I was trying to set you guys up. >> And I was like let's at least have one episode where he maximizes his talking.
5:04 >> [laughter] >> But then I'm like I don't know. >> One minute right now. >> to be a lot of pauses. >> If I don't tell the audience that, it's not going to be funny. They'll just look like you're motor mouthing. >> Or you're just being mean to me. Um yeah, I think long pauses is is a red flag as well. I think I I don't >> talk enough sometimes. >> I don't uh You're doing it right now and it's working. >> [laughter] >> You just said you were going to do it. >> And in my head I was like that won't work on me. >> No, I really wanted to know what you were going to say that time. >> No, no, I I had nothing. I had nothing for you guys. Those are my auntie's red flags. >> I don't You know what? Honestly, I want to start with you because I feel like you have the least. >> Same. >> No, you guys are You guys are ████ full of it, dude. >> That's not No, that's my honest thing. Do you agree? Do you agree that he has the least red flags out of all of us. >> I'm trying to give you guys red flags. >> That fool is so green flag that he he's he's he's magenta. >> You could probably take advantage of me.
5:54 I'm so such a green flag. You could probably clean me out on the first date. >> Because his red flags are are are he he he doesn't have full red flags. He's ████ red and green together. >> You don't have any like harmful addictions. You don't have like a uh abandonment uh complex. >> I probably have food addiction. I probably eat too much food. >> Yeah, but that's frozen watermelon. Wow, what macros. >> Oh, he eats so much food and he's so fit. What a problem. >> Next. >> His red flag is he has no red flag and that women can't fix him. >> Oh, so they think he's too good to be true. >> Yeah. >> And they leave. >> They feel beneath them cuz you know women need to fix your ████ broken wing as a bird. So then if you have no red flags, she's going to feel so inferior that she's like, I can't be around this guy. >> This is not true. Everyone clicked off already. Let's do Anthony now. >> [laughter]
6:44 >> Okay, it's safe to do you. Let's save the channel and let's do Anthony now. >> I think he's all red flags. >> Wait, you want Anthony to go next cuz that's the order you think? >> No, I just >> We're going from like greenest to reddest. >> Yeah, he should be the last. >> Oh my god. Get out of here. All right. >> He's mean to women. Red flag. >> Always out of town. >> Wait, where does that reputation come from though? What happened? >> So >> Yesterday >> He's a womanizer. >> I went to dinner WITH THIS GUY. >> YOU GOING to tell us? >> Nina was about to sit down. Didn't pull the chair out. >> Damn. I thought he pulled it two out and then she fell. >> He's a mean guy, dude. >> He did it. He didn't pull the chair for her. >> Wait, that's for real? >> I don't know. >> I don't know. [laughter] >> I don't know. >> I don't know if it was at dinner or if it was at the house, but he didn't do it. >> Do you have to pull the chair out for your wife every time? >> Yeah, bro. >> So even even while I'm still setting up
7:35 Lana the baby and everything like that. >> No, no, it wasn't even that. You were talking to me. I was distracting you. >> So you saw Nina pulling her own chair out. >> I know. I went to go reach and I was like, "Ah!" >> Anthony is the king of red flags. >> But, Anthony didn't see it though. He didn't see it. >> Okay, red flag one, got it. >> All right. So, I'm holding that against him. He treats women bad. >> What else? >> Number two. >> This is like Jubilee, everybody's throwing the red flags up. >> Everyone's pop up I would have popped my balloon already. >> Every time we go out to eat a restaurant, he's always screaming at the manager, screaming at all the waiters. I get so embarrassed going out to eat. I feel like, >> Can you please not yell at them and complain to them? >> He's always screaming for the check in Mandarin. He goes, >> Oh, we're just lying now, okay? Okay. >> [laughter] >> I see where this game is going. Okay, I know this game now. No, no, no, no. No, we're only at 7 minutes. We got time. No, no, no. We're lying now. Let's go. >> Um Anthony is probably I think a lot of
8:27 a lot of ladies probably wouldn't like his uh his history as a womanizer, maybe. >> Oh, >> [laughter] >> jeez, bro. You mean a Rico Suave. >> He's giving it to you, man. >> Maybe not maybe not a maybe not a womanizer, but >> But, >> the apple to a lot of women's eyes. >> I will say okay, to be fair to be fair, a wanted woman. >> wanted man >> Those are very different things, by the way. Let me give you a tempered version of that, okay? To be fair, what I would say is that maybe some girls might feel uncomfortable by his popularity that precedes him. >> Popularity with the la- lady. >> Not saying that it's womanizing, but reputation. You're going to get a lot of "Who is that? How do you know her?" You're going to get a lot of that. >> Because girls know you. That's it. >> What? >> Girls just know you. It's not It doesn't have to be It doesn't have to be romantic, but
9:17 here's the thing, when you come from an industry where girls, for the most part, are fit and attractive and attractive, imagine what that's like for right people that don't work in that environment. >> they're asking all these questions about you. They're like, >> I just want to know I just want to know the moment he literally offered to let me use his back scratcher yesterday. >> [laughter] >> All right. I just want to know in case he offers it moving forward. >> But then doesn't that make sense? Like let's say you have a couple and they both work in like, I don't know, HR. It's like the rate of finding a hot person that goes, "Oh, hey. Hi, Anthony." That's going to be a lot lower than, you know, in the dance world. Almost every girl that comes up is going to have some quality of like, "Who's that b████?" >> I don't walk around and everywhere I walk around is the dance world. >> if you're in North Hollywood trying to have ████ Republic of Pie, six minimum. >> We live in Vegas. >> With this guy, he gets recognized kind
10:07 of. >> But I'm saying that this is the single you that ended up like, you know, everything came crashing down, you moved back to LA. Yeah, you're going to be on a date with a girl and then there's going to be some hot women and then she's like, "You How do you know them?" Oh, I just dated one of them. >> I'm not saying those red flags. I'm saying I think women will see it as a red flag and be like, >> Why are so many hot girls like coming up to me saying, "Hi." >> You're just looking the wrong way because some women will see it as a green flag. >> And then came also, too, also, too. >> Hey, the right confident woman will. >> Yeah, but most girls aren't confident, so that's why they'll see it as a red flag. >> Which is why most girls aren't supposed to be with people >> That's why they hate you. >> That's why you don't get with most girls, you get with a girl. Yeah, sure. Yeah, right, pal. Yeah, right, pal. Not for Not for this guy. >> All right, Anthony, go do Joe's now. >> Eddie Joe. >> Red flag? >> None. >> [laughter] >> Stupid. Pass. >> Easy answer. >> She uses everything to itch his nuts.
10:58 >> Red flag. I won't listen. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That might be a red flag. >> That's a huge red flag, actually. >> Red flag. >> listen. >> That's a red flag. Are you listening to me? >> I try, BUT I CAN'T. >> I got lost in the middle. >> I do all the time. >> Cuz you said something about Japanese shortbread cookies and then I started thinking about >> I started thinking about karate. Like, ████ >> See, so I feel like we have to cuz you can't take into account the fact that like we have to meet somebody who doesn't know anything about us prior and just sees us, right? Cuz if if they know everything prior and they're willing to go on a date with that you could scrub his entire internet history, what are you going to not already know? >> That's true. Yeah. >> You know? So, like you got it's got to be pretty like somebody maybe doesn't know our world. Then you see the red
11:49 flags, right? So, then when I look at Joe, I need to make sure a number of things that sometimes we're not sure of when we see him like his hygiene. >> I take a lot of showers. >> Yeah. You take a lot of s████. >> Yeah, but I still wash my butt. I have bidets all over my house. >> That's just your bowel movements, you know, that's different. >> scratched his nuts with the same back scratcher that he scratches his back with. He leaves on the couches and now he's grabbing it with his hands and every >> Hey. It was over my underwear. >> We don't know that. >> [laughter] >> Scout's honor promise? I'm not touching skin. >> Samurai's honor right now promise. >> So, you were second basing yourself. >> [laughter] >> Over the pants petting. >> It wasn't my nuts. I scratched my thigh. >> Thigh? Oh, inner thigh? Okay. >> I did this. >> I believe you cuz we see exactly where your nuts are. That's what you were doing? >> Yeah. Right there.
12:39 >> All right, what else? What else Anthony? >> It doesn't smell like dick. >> Jesus. [laughter] >> It's it smells dude, my underwear's nice. It it I I use softener so it sounds like it smells like it smells like It smells like teddy bears. >> It smells like katsudon? >> I feel like Joe honestly, honestly, I don't know if there's going to be any red flags if I like you just meet him cold. I think he just happens to trigger all the yellow alarms at the same time. >> [laughter] >> Wait a minute. >> [laughter] >> That's a funny way of putting it. >> A yellow like wait a minute. It's like nothing's red though so you're kind of like interesting. >> I can see a girl being like coming off of like spending time with you and going I just never know what that guy's thinking. >> Every yellow alarm at the same time. >> I don't know what he's going to say next. I can't predict the next thing
13:29 he's going to mention. Like it's so like what is it? It doesn't flow once the next >> I'm a mysterious guy. Girls like mystery. But it's like not that kind of mystery. >> But they only like mystery once they they figured out that it's mysterious. You know what I mean? Cuz they think it's suspicious for until they it's mysterious. >> It's It's just suspicious the whole way through. >> I put money on the idea that Joe on a first date with a random person who doesn't know his history, Joe's nervous and shy guy. >> Yeah? >> I put money on him being shy guy. >> Not not not nervous, just like just like shy guy. Like like really reserved, really considerate, really like takes care of things the right way, but also can't like won't won't be able to unleash the Joe that we know. I think it would it would be a lot slower. >> Are you able to control it? >> It's a little bit of both. >> [laughter] >> We can't predict what he's going to say next.
14:19 >> She goes, "Red flag. He brought a harmonica to the first date." >> [laughter] >> Red flag. He brought cold steel. >> It's really interesting, but he had a panther kind of roaring thing. >> He wanted to prove to me that he went to Mexico. >> [laughter] >> He still plays some sort of like blowing plastic candle that he got from his dad. I don't know. Daddy issues? >> [laughter] >> He bought an oar for a canoe to Il Fornaio? >> He took his belly out mid-dinner. >> Yeah. >> He offered a free piano lesson, BUT THEN SAID, "PERFECTION!" >> [laughter] >> HE TOSSED A LOT OF JAPANESE HISTORY.
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