0:00 [Music] today we are going to describe our ultimate man [Music] caves wait what unlimited possibilities whatever you want but don't be stupid and I want a bat wi ultimate man cave yeah what if this don't you derail this one don't okay no no no this is going to be good kid we've been waiting for this one no no no you're going to like you're going to like this you're going to like this okay this is going to be the inspiration for the Las Vegas Studio wow okay this is fun I just said we can think of anything and like now we have to like bring it down like $300 budget what the dude you ruined
0:50 it well I want a K's arcade yeah yeah yeah machine he's like man you know there's a budget cut a it's going to be a 200t hotel room let's do it by element how about that okay I you know what I just really want one of these I want a real vintage Chuck-E-Cheese ski ball machine I like that wooden balls that are like really like I like that I just that feeling of the the wooden balls were sick yeah yeah yeah I mean now it's like they don't have them cuz you hurt other kids with them but back then dude the weight felt so good man I want one of those Cigar Room ooh oh you're a man man y man's man with the ventilation ooh cuz after I'm being a beta to my wife it's a place for me to go and still feel like a man smoke a cigar cut a cigar and I could play Andrew tape video and smoke
1:40 a cigar with him on the screen and go smoke I'm going to say I'm going to say pinball machine hey nice that's one that I want personally but which theme yeah yeah the theme is is going to be tough to crack I think I I'm leaning right now towards there's a new one that is that's X-Men themed it's a new X-Men one brand new one Stern did it yeah it's pretty sick looks pretty good which it like X-Men like 97 that's op yeah great choice we should go to the pinball arcade in Vegas that's a yeah dope it looks tight dope as home I'll say uh probably golf simulator oh that's really good how about a golf course why don't you dream big like why do you think so small when
2:31 it comes to JK like just nine holes Anthony just nine holes course going 18 par 72 7,000 yard the water bill is going to be insane and the girls that drive around with all the drinks I've never too tempting too tempting I try to ████ them all and that's not right they have to sew them into those pants I swear to God what's the ideal golf simulator though in a man cave for you cuz I don't know what those really are I think if you're also thinking about like a bunch of other things then I think it's okay that it's one of those things that you can like press the button and it'll like the screen will come down and open up is it one where you like literally swing into the screen yeah you swing into the screen there's a projector there and then there's a uh like a top Tracer or whatever that like measures your like ball speed Spin and everything like that and you can even play various courses um by like hitting it and the ball will like land somewhere
3:22 so then you can take your approach shot with your next iron or whatever basically have you seen that one at Area 15 they have that like yeah yeah is it like that it it would be just like that basically but it's for us so nobody else could touch it pretty sick but I mean we we could drink big we could have a marago no not on our budget don't you say it I was going to say a nice little patio set with a beautiful little pet grill or like one of those one of those like like a black stone I would love a black oh that's I didn't expect that from you that's nice he's a meat I'm into like obviously like a gym would be sick you know but like I really want to get a well we get two round we get two round I want a dope little like cooking area you can make anything on a black stone you know what I mean like you do that maybe like one of those outdoor pizza ovens cuz those look ████ cool dude I would love to have something like
4:13 that can I can I add something to your patio yeah yeah yeah a small little bonfire well small is like this big for me I didn't even think about that and then that could be SL Cigar Room you know that could be/ cigar outdoor cigar you know what I mean doesn't stick up the Interiors I like that's a w that's a okay so I picture it being like a patio connecting thing you got your outdoor and then inside is the interior you can't really do that's what that's what outdoor and interior indoor indoor but we don't have the smoke indoor we have the smokeless smoke have you guys ever seen those cabins where they have a fire pit but there's this like funnel thing that goes up so you could have a big oh that's so cool I always wanted that in my living room oh yeah those are really cool subie what do you got
5:03 ████ fabrication garage you know what I'm saying what's that what is the fabrication I don't know what that is you know you know when you just walk down you have a hard day and you just cutting metal making curves and you just so metal shop he wants a workshop Workshop just a whole welding grinding so you Zen out when you do that huh ████ yeah bro I'm just locked in you know this fo's all trying to golf just hear [Laughter] welds hey you know I can share a space you're a real man dude you're ████ can you teach me how to weld yeah yeah I can that's manly I would put a a car lift hell yeah that way we could F if someone's ████ gets ████ up we all get under there and fix her dude I would love to that sounds like a mechanic shop it's a lot of noise is getting added to our area we want to relax well put on
5:53 headphones ████ the pitball and she had his bumper wrapped by now if we had that yeah we would have fixes it yeah maybe they're like work hours and then we're like play hours yeah play we're like a game room in the mechanic shop night tight man damn that'll be so sick all right next round oh c lifter yeah yeah yeah me besides cigar room since we mentioned this earlier a a a land party room oh dude come on Joseph oh hell yeah yeah where we can all like ████ be like Knights at the round table and face each other mhm and that'll be ████ how we go nut to butt yeah nut to butt
6:43 we call the Station wall decals of Tomb Raider before they made her not not have stupid every version oh yeah but but then not the ones with she doesn't have big boovs they're small they're smaller they all ones are okay as long as they're big you yeah the favorites are big fat heads yeah Fat Heads jeez fat head of Tomb raater can I have yours the ████ your turn can I have a can I take your turn you take it and then I'm still going to have one no no I'm taking away from you you got then no then no round three dude nothing now not good negotiation too small what you go no no do you want it no no you got to go he's got to save for
7:33 round three he's ████ around I got to play this game the right way cuz like if I know well Ryan said we only get two per person I didn't say that you can do as much as you want I'm still talking Joe okay okay take it take it take it away take it take take play this game the strategy of the game you're thinking right now you're thinking well we're assuming he might say JY right cuz he said I want to say gy no no I want chose gym that's easy that's a gim it's a lot of noise again yeah but if nobody says it then we we never play yeah true that's true why you trying to make our relaxing place noisier I might throw in a bunch of massage chairs okay dude massage chairs you kind of stole mine but that's cool that's cool but like maybe like two I don't think everybody's trying to get massaged at the same time class you know it would be nice it would be nice if we could all that's nice okay now it's on to me yeah you took uh
8:25 you took my that was going to be gym for you yeah yeah so like I've been looking at the once again I've been really into landscaping and outdoor stuff and I'm like the idea of having like a outdoor gym with a nice little tarp on top like those are that's a real Cool vibe especially if it's going to be in oh a nice area so tropical Place yeah if it's like California I think it would hit I don't know about Vegas Vegas might be Vegas is Dusty hot Gally outdoors with that's true though that's true that's true but he's also weird he has to get very specific uh gym equipment yeah you know but yeah I guess I would say like a cool gym setup but now I just feel basic I just feel basic now that's pretty basic yeah it is what do you got what do you got sub check this out it's going to actually be a budget save friendly one this is going
9:15 to be beneficial it's very budget friendly and it's actually kind of a less labor setup okay a Jacuzzi okay now hear me out now hear me out hear me out okay with an above ground hold on hold on ni hold on Nick hold on Nick brother brother Nick sorry brother sorry brother all right I like where you're going though check it out now we have a Jacuzzi a big enough jacuzzi we're we're we're ████ we're close Okay and instead of having three cameras we'll cut it down to two cameras going face flat face okay now sound people don't want to see you guys in jacuzzi dude Twitch streaming trying to get past the underwear we we we block guys who take selfies we're not going to be ████ come on dude don't we brother we why why did I say jacuzzi because when we're in
10:06 a Jacuzzi we can sip on Whiskey and when we sip on Whiskey we more relaxed and we're honest so when we have conversations and topic it's gets deep and serious we can have whiskey at a table no but it's not the same as more honest I can be guys yeah I agree we're honestly it's we're too honest to a detriment okay never mind cancel that ████ then support you good jacuzzi better than M I just said gym jacuzzi it's just why it have to be a show you can't you can't go to the gym and go yeah that ████ was real and then slam the ████ PL man it's a man cave we're not shooting yeah we're not shooting content yeah it's a man cave I like jacuzi jacuzzi are I was thinking realistic you already had a set jacuzzi yeah you had a set jacuzzi okay I was just saying I mean we're a little bit I don't want them to F my shirt at this point
10:56 we're a little bit over budget but I don't want to hold back dreams oh all right Ry let's go baby I would put a barber station in there hey so sub could cut our hair that'd be sick in a nice chair talking that's a nice thing to you know like when you at the barber shop with the guys kind of thing and you talk and you chill and kick it that' be tight if that was there too yeah would you get the hand massagers okay okay they massage your head it's a deal breaker for me if that's not there that's great that's great that's a good one I like that bar I got one can I can I take your turn you cannot take it hey take two take take two take two but I will take a two item combo oh or not and it's a steam room and a sauna oh dudeen Ken likes those things too be called room but like a real SAA
11:49 not like an infrar like a real like we could put you put the water oh like a Swedish style make me sweat dude yep yeah you know what we're explaining really is just a clubhouse right like there's dudes that just like get together as boys mhm they pitch in money and they build a clubhouse together it's like morago dude quick question sir quick question yeah because you're in Vegas is technically cheaper per square feet would you would you be able to actually get a bigger spot for the price of here yeah yeah definitely for the same price no you don't want to pay this price you would get a bigger spot for Less hanger in [Laughter] Vegas American Ma you get that hanger okay I was just
12:39 asking okay mine it's going to be I don't know if you guys know this game you remember that game Gauntlet back in the day yes of course I would get Gauntlet Dark Legacy arcade machine dude that's his ████ he likes that too you like Gauntlet Dark Legacy wait what game is that remember Gauntlet the ████ game where everyone's like fighting little monsters and stuff you're like it's like four players you you're was Nintendo 64 game it's all projectile like spamming just like that one you like you have it on your your switch you probably probably on this it's not Gauntlet but it's called something else but it's like it's four player wizard oh yeah yeah yeah I know what you're talking about you have enemies yes boring right if you just keep spamming them maybe for you if you play Call of Duty all day it's a kick it with your boys game too you you talk you chill you ████ kill some ████ share your feelings have some whiskey Busters
13:29 some real breakthroughs going on how surprised you haven't built a bar yet well luckily we'll see there's a bar there hey real nice bar real and you know there's two tiers to the bar too there's your bar where you just want to have fun you know you're like the Tequilas and stuff like a tequila themed one and then so that's like your day bar and then you could push a button and it turns to your night bar with your nice whiskey nice can we push a button for the Virgin Mar virgin margaritas and P coladas and the Virgin drinks for me and B us and me and me what about me yeah I want that gay stuff I want that all four of us you know yeah half the squad is is uh what do you call it it's really straight edge straight edge it's just YouTube oh and our guest Ken clean too oh yeah and you'll do some whiskey you'll do some nice nice nice after a
14:20 cigar you you'll take a little sippy sips nice nice nice sounds awesome 250 year whatever yeah yeah I have like specific ones that yeah to go top shelf I'm ready to move uh I'm running out of ideas so dentist chair dentist chair no close close I'm going to do I'm going to take a page out of of Ryan's where we just have blowouts for the boys and we just have those things we just sit and talk blowouts for the boys we got perms whatever blowouts for the boys I think I'll just probably just ████ myself then you doing that no you have to we have to talk real loud too cuz we have to talk over the just more noise all right Dubin all right stuben what do you got Stu U probably like a Matt floor like a gym floor we're not w
15:11 w I agree we not work here you guys have gym membership out why do you want to ████ come here that has USB plugins oh for you now you want to work space it's like no get out of here like the floors that jam like that yeah so those are cool Bounce Around lay can do some gymnastic Terry ACL with the boys cartwheel with the boys with the boys come on man get some Pilates machines hey I would add a this isn't even that fancy but I just like this type of thing but I would have like a monitor anywhere in the maybe not like as a feature but somewhere in the room that you could pair all of your uh ring cams for your front door so while we're there you can keep an eye on your house like a sec like a security grid but rather than that watching where we are it watches where we came from and
16:01 ████ like like the man cave is even like a safe room for exactly like a Panic Room that's TI see your girl come on oh ████ yeah that's so cool man you have great ideas Joe you said sex swing you do sex swing sex swing I'll do a opposing sex wings like this yeah be bouncy ball like a medicine ball with a dildos and that's a man cave dream oh I wasted my ████ ████ on that Kev believe you agreed to that oh dude I can't believe we haven't done this yet but an entertainment room yes like so we can watch I was just about to say games fights gamble yeah but like let's picture it right like we got lazy boy c yeah no so that ties into mine which is Big projector an indoor Jumbotron that has all the live sports
16:52 scores on everything oh yeah a bedding thing that be with the bar we J G you can order why don't we just buy a casino and do this that's expensive that's very expensive I don't think we have the cash casinos I found in downtown Vegas that were for sale they're probably for a reason probably because of a mold yikes they about 20 gambling channels careful bets we do that we're almost out of time so I got to add this just for the extra pimp giant ████ fish tank with like little sharks and stuff and salt water tank that's his piranas I got the great white shark it's really sad just it's stuck to go airof giant ████ fish T beans on their head or what that' be sick a giant
17:42 fish tank is like that's how you know you made it did oh I got a final one we got a we got a Chinese guy that just makes PE King duck in a barbecue [Applause] oh chefs they're cheap they're cheap well then his his brother is the [Laughter] mass and they just complain to each other in Chinese all day guys work keep going till we get to the shot clock good since since we're in Vegas can we just have a bunch of ████ a gun Wall gun wall and we we're Vegas it's a Panic Room that's what we can't afford this California man cave is in Vegas yeah not only do we have a bunch of guns but we have the whole firing range dude that would be sick push a button they have those in Vegas bro I've seen the guy in his basement he has an indoor shooting range it's ████ sick
18:32 dude it looks so cool that's so cool how to send it to me I saw lightning round lightning round real quick before get to 20 and just name as many as you can a a spiral staircase that goes to a rooftop Terrace yo love it love it an electric bull a a suck machine what is that a suck machine that's the chef he can do yeah yeah yeah he can do a b he can make you a a steam bun after Joy yes what you want do this time uh ping pong table oh yeah oh why did we think of that one that was actually fun I would have a replica of Harry Potter's room Under the Staircase that's a MAG just for me just for me you guys can't come in there sick and poker table poker T blackjack table blackjack table and poker table crabs table I want the I fly thing from a freaking Hollywood uh Universal
19:24 CityWalk a roller coaster a roller coaster Donald's yeah yeah bumper cars bumper cars I was reasonable a safe full of gold coins we could swim in hey pick one thing for Bart that he would enjoy ████ a nap room dude a nap pod yeah a lamp that also weighs you a petting zoo with a bunch of ostriches in it a tan a tan lotion machine y a lamp that also weighs you it's a DEX scan station for Bart tan station a scale for his no it will be remote control curtains that's B oh dude you know that don't work this is a real one we need a first second third physical Podium for when we play Mario Kart and ████ cuz afterwards we got to stand there and take a picture done and a half basketball court
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