0:00 I have a few methods that can help people yeah and I'm going to create a service called uh kick them out nice good branding kick them out and what are some of the services you offer yeah what else what do you do one would be walk into the house with the flamethrower [Music] so we've kind of talked about this before on this channel but now it's really really moving forward Ford just filed uh a patent for self-driving cars that repossess themselves oh that's he possessed themselves what the ████ does that mean if you don't pay the bill it drives back to the factory dude it steals it steals itself is that what that means yeah fall behind on your payments and your car could simply drive itself away that's ████ tight that's
0:50 kind of tight whoa that's the best dope ass feature and what's and what's interesting about that from like a uh a kind of altercation standpoint is you don't even run into like the repo people yeah does it work does it work the other way like if someone tries to steal your car it just drives back home that would be sick as ████ that better be a feature because that'd be dope if it was just like it just goes to the right spot they're not gonna make it work in favor of the buyer but then what if you just put the car on bricks and take the wheels off oh yeah they just start spinning really convenient that's all kind of crazy though like a car could just be on the road there's no human beings inside that's pretty crazy yeah how's that even gonna pass is that even legal but what if you just forgot you didn't set it up for automatic payments and then you forgot that week to pay it and you're just driving and then you have an
1:40 emergency and you're like oh ████ my wife's giving birth when you're going to the hospital and you go you haven't pay your bill and then it's ████ driving you back you're like no a hospital here's the thing though uh while even though it's not approved yet obviously because the original Pat was filed like in 2021 but a more recent patent was just filed like two weeks ago called systems and methods to repossess a vehicle um but they're the way that they Envision it is that it's capable of disabling different functions in your vehicle dispense as increasing tiers of forewarning punishment so fresh you can't roll down the windows yeah then you can't turn on the AC just by here they're slowly shutting down everything so first it could uh like take away exactly like you said your power windows and lock you out of parts of your infotainment system if that doesn't like work or get your attention or have you pay bills or something like that you'll lose like AC it's like getting grounded
2:31 and ████ yeah automatic uh lock and unlock features and stuff like that so like it can basically control almost every feature remotely is this even Ford's demographic though I feel like this would happen in Nissan there's a BMW demo there yeah bm3 Series BMW I was thinking Nissan Altima and like Dodge Chargers challenges and Chargers get repoed a lot I think those guys need but then Challengers depend if you're military or not and a lot of times those guys aren't good with money I already like this part the stereotyping the car user isn't that isn't a thing that they hide cars on base so they don't get repoed all because they can't go yeah yeah I've heard about that wow so the guys use the cars only on base going in circles they can't leave the base they just like park it on base so that the the repo guy can't get it but the moment you leave and go to that 7-Eleven across
3:21 the street the repo guys are just like I'ma take that charger back damn yeah that's the thing man but that puts all the repo places out of a job if all the cars become this right yeah all those Armenians have to find other jobs I mean that that would definitely take the Repo Man out I mean it sounds like it's gonna move towards that anyway I mean repo guys are are tow truck guys anyway so it's kind of the same yeah I mean and we already know about the assembly line workers that are being replaced by machines every day anyway you know what I'm saying have you ever seen a real repo go down like on video or anything no but I watched that fake ass TV I like that one because it go down like that did you guys ever watch the Karate one where they had to repo a car from a karate studio and then all of these ████ karate students came out and they started having a major Rumble oh that ████ doesn't make sense to me I still can't understand the logic of like
4:11 you didn't pay for your car so someone's there to take it and you're mad about it I don't understand I understand well what I realized is a lot of people they they get older but they're still children you know what I mean yeah like a lot of like like a lot of people like kids like they don't have logic right they're like hey if you do this you're not gonna get candy they'll do that anyways they're like oh you chose not to get candy still want the candy and I'm like oh ████ that a lot of adults are like that like like you didn't pay so you don't have your car I'd probably get mad ████ you know because it's not like mad at the logic it's like mad at the situation yeah like that you know what I mean like I have emotional anger regardless I'm just not gonna blame myself right now uh because I was getting my car towed a ton when my when I was working on my old ████ and I would always have to get it moved and uh I would meet a lot of tow truck dudes and some of them used to be repo guys I was talking to this one dude
5:01 he had a big ass scar on his head and I was like damn how'd you get that and he's like I used to be a repo guy and a dude shot me Point blanket oh my God what the ████ just because so he just moved over to Towing instead of repo huh well most tow guys are repo guys that's what I'm saying he didn't really move that far over yeah you could just do both but like he's like I don't do repo anymore because of that like every time you have to fight with the guy if he sees you do it I mean that's the same thing if you ever Miss like a phone payment or uh like Cable payment like your cable just shut off or your phone will just shut off yeah but nobody has to show up and take away like this I know they don't come sniff your I think the best way the best example for me would be squatting so like if you stop paying rent technically that space is owned by the person that's renting it to you and then a lease or a car payment is the same thing it's not yours right so
5:52 you're if you if you miss your payments and all that then what ends up happening is you get evicted but I guess uh if it's not a lease and you're buying the car it might be the same way as buying a home and you're missing those mortgage payments then what happens is the bank or whoever owns your loan can kick you out depending on how many payments you miss so then the car getting took taken back it's not really stolen it's more like you're not taking care of what you borrowed yeah and you're not a you know we agreed to this but you're not ████ doing it so now it's mine yeah because it's technically not yours yet until you pay the loan yeah but it's crazy that some people go over their head and they and they buying something that nice like a lot of stuff that gets repoed is just way too nice but you could have just got a cheap ass car but you can't Flex on the homies like that can't Flex on a normal car I hate to be a repo guy man
6:43 that's just crazy damn did you know that in order he was telling me too that in order to find these cars they have these like uh snitch cars that have cameras on them you ever heard of that so it'll be like a regular Prius and on the top if you ever see like a circular uh it looks kind of like a Roomba and it's on the top of the car that thing's a 360 camera and what it does is scanning all the license plates oh my buddy has that on his cop car because all he does is drive around the neighborhood it's constantly looking for warrants yeah and for that's tied to uh license plates yeah these guys have people like that too but all it can do is tell you if someone's defaulted so it'll just scan plates and then if if it beeps out then it automatically sends a signal to the repo guy like oh that BMW 2015 whatever is right here and they just that's how they can find it all the time because you're like how the ████ do they know where you are
7:33 crazy that's banana but what if someone steals a repo card and you steal the car from a stolen burglar or stolen burger just stole it from a thief and then they call it and they're like my car got stolen and then the repo guys actually I stole it from the guy that stole it from you that's a special episode then I don't know this is uh they they even say like you know it's like the question is would Ford actually intend on following through with the patent it's like you never know but you know a lot of these companies and stuff they'll still file these types of patents in order to uh possibly the potential of monetizable Concepts in the future you know yeah or even owning it so that the competition can't own it exactly yeah oh that's true because it's not especially back when you were saying like it doesn't even seem like Ford would have that type of demographic that you know what I mean but it's like some of these companies might just like file it just so it gets
8:24 bought out by or they can buy it and then now lease or license that patent too Nissan Altima exactly the Nissan Altima specifically Ultima it'll beat him to the punch dang yeah cause I don't think Ford has a problem with like their customers missing payments most things though um no because with Ford you know I think they're gonna get recalled and the whole line has to get fixed before that even happened before that yeah the default damn oh you know what happened to like a mutual friend of ours that she uh she had her apartment on Airbnb while she was like living out of the country on a job and then uh she had a guest stay there and I guess I checked in checked out in like less than a week and then uh months months later she had a friend asking if they could stay at her place
9:14 and she was like yeah go ahead here's where the key is go on in and the dude was still there no way months and months later and he had been squatting in the place since his checkout so she had no customers in between dang yeah I don't know what happened ladies I don't know what the deal is but she maybe she ended her like thing her availability and that dude was still there there's a guy at the house I guess you couldn't get him out because he wouldn't leave yeah so what do you what can you do have that I'm gonna make us I'm gonna make a windshield somewhere squatting in your house it's probably the most like the worst nightmare especially in California yeah California he said it Anthony not me Shut the ████ up I have a few methods that can help people yeah and I'm gonna create a service called uh kick them out nice good branding kick them out and
10:05 what what are some of the services you offer yeah what else what do you do one would be walk into the house with the flamethrower and be like high fumigation team and then just start burning everything in your own house yeah we'll see one too and then like he's like it's all fine I'm like you bet [Laughter] .com what if he just goes upstairs the fire goes up and it burns the house he will die if that doesn't work then guess what water time and then we get a water we doze it down the flood you know what what can you legally do to a swatter so uh catch them doing drugs you got to catch
10:55 them doing something illegal some cocaine yeah you'll plant heroin everywhere no they were they were like oh if you see them doing drugs and just call us and that's the only time they can because the bigger crime though it's a bigger crime yeah it's a it's a different crime the the first things I'm going to prove in crime that's the problem wait it's not a clock yeah Welcome to California doing heroin no that is oh but but just just over staying at someone it's that's the thing is it's it's not a it's not a proven crime you have to like take isn't that trespassing but you have to prove it so yeah it depends on it goes state by state that's the thing it's yeah let's go stay back because like let's say like uh like the story I told them is across the street from my place there was a girl that was living there for months squatting in a house and they were like well who's to say that she didn't get permission from someone like well we know she didn't and
11:46 they're like how do you know and then when the owner found out uh they were like who's to say that you didn't say it was okay and now you regret it like there's all this stuff they have to work out factually was that the cops yeah it's like it's a whole thing it's not helping well the cops can't do it the court has to do it the city has to like find uh find that party guilty of it after deliberation of all these things otherwise you could just you could be living with someone and then go oh they're squatting and they'll just kick them out like I can't call my kick them out service yeah flamethrowers Anonymous I just ████ bust the door down don't be like ah this guy fire fire and then they go next door I don't know what to do if someone's squatting in your own house though I don't know what like how you can violence you know what you're on drugs are but you can't you can't commit a bigger crime to get them out of your house roles you're gonna get in trouble yeah more than they are like no because by that time they're afraid of you fear
12:36 does a lot of things like make them never come back telling me no turn off the ████ cameras you're telling me if I came in there and chopped [Music] thank you
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