0:00 [Music] All right, welcome back everybody. They should have called it Panga Town. Put in a town episode of the Careful Boys. And we are going to talk about You said you could say his name. How do you say his name? Vatal. Everyone knows how to say. How did you say it when it when it pissed him off? Vitil. I said Vitaliz TV cuz I thought it that's what it was. Vitalized. His name used to be Vitali ZTV and I didn't know how to say that ████ cuz I'm a ████ I'm I was born in like Florida. You know what I mean? Like my tongue doesn't twist like that, brother. Like so I didn't know to say Vitali first of all. Vitaliz. Yeah. So I was doing a prank pranker scum panel on one of the VidCon things and I was I was welcoming everybody and bad host job. I didn't
0:52 know how to pronounce his name genuinely and I think he thought I was and so he was very upset with me. Oh, cuz you said it's serious. I said, "Welcome to Vitalized TV" or whatever. Mad at you. I was like, "Come on in." Like, you know, scumbag.com. No, that's fair. Vitalized TV. All these different people, right? That's fair. He was like actually mad about that, which I can understand, but cuz it did say vitaliz TV. That's what I'm saying. How the ████ do you say that? Oh, so it's past tense vitalized. How do you say that? Everyone knows it's vital. I was like, I didn't know that, brother. I don't It's funny that he's a pranker and he can't take a prank. That's what it is. But it wasn't even a prank. You know, but I'm just saying that's probably why he was I think I think those types are always shields up. You know what I mean? Or maybe he thought you were negging. Maybe. I don't know. Yeah, it was funny. But then he's like he's like he's like I thought we
1:42 were going to do videos and stuff like that and you're already ████ with me. And I was like I don't know, brother. I didn't know your name. I swear to God. That's funny. sensitive like that. Well, cuz all tubers all tuber scum call each other their tuber scummy names. Steve Brown. Like that's why we call Smack Smack. Yeah, cuz it's our tuber scum name. Tuber scum name. We met him too. I forgot we did. Yeah, we did. But like Vic, it was like VidCon and other stuff. And then we actually like talked like people. Oh, you know what? I think No, we were a part of the same network. It was Machinima. Oh, I think so. I think part of Machinima. Yeah. Long time ago. Long time. And then I think he was also a part of it at the same time and we met him there at the office. That means you guys had the awesome opportunity to give Miss like 30% of your check. No, we didn't actually have a a bad bad contract with them. Yeah,
2:32 that's 35%. No, dude. You know, we paid them. They were taking 100% of some creators. That's what I know. I'm well aware. 100? Yeah. They were they were rolling some people. Some creators, they're just brand new. They don't even understand. Yeah. They're like 14y old. They just sign me up. Yeah. They're like, "Oh, dude, I could be part of this network and just take a hundred and I just keep making my videos." Like, yeah, sure. So, they take 100 and then they just pay a salary to No, they don't give them anything. No, they're like, "You do all the work and like the checks go to us and then like they're just pimp doing business." Wait, what? I think it's cuz it's so hard to be a partner that, okay, I could be a partner through through this way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be a partner. If you give up 100% and get nothing, well, you're instantly your CMS, your CMS, you're on their CMS account and then they they basically start rolling your videos through their CMS. Yeah. Right. But they give zero. I do think they offered different things.
3:23 They worst stories I heard were that I think they offered us like 8515. We're like, "No." Yeah. Oh, yeah. There was there was they were the ones notorious for some crazy weird deals like that. That's a really weird take. I think the I guess the um it sounds really stupid, but I guess like the most parallel analogy I could find would be like a upcoming artist and then they go, "Oh ████ I just signed with CIA, but they said the first album they get all of it and then they're like, "Oh, okay. I guess to be with CA, I have to do this." I guess that gets my name out there. Yeah, it's like that. But then they're signed for like five albums kind of deal. Yeah. Or you're just like, "Wait, then how do you even buy food to record those out that that album, you know?" Damn. Yeah. Like Taylor Swift walking up to the vending machine and she has to put her own money into it just to get a water for her own recording session. She's not getting paid for the music. Like that kind of ████ Yeah. That's a good deal though if
4:14 you think about it. Like they were really good negotiators in that room. Dude, how come you never wanted to collab with Vitali back in the day? Um I didn't mind. I was down I was just the down ass ████ I was in everybody's videos all the time. Like I was in ████ Bart Baker's videos wearing dresses and ████ I was I was ████ going for it, you know? go for it. I wasn't trying to be too good for anything. So, I wasn't I didn't never say no or anything. It just I think after that it was cuz we were talking our teens were talking to each other like that kind of ████ thing. And then after I insulted him, I think he's just like, "Nah, dude. Dogs are dead in the water." I liked Vitali's videos when they would be like um he would like talk to a chick and then they wouldn't give him a time of day and then he shows up in the Lambo or whatever and then like all these chicks are like all over. That ████ was fake as ████ It was gullible. I'm telling you, when we do the AI video, we're going to do the AI video. Who would fall for AI the
5:05 quickest is going to be Bart? Will you like those videos? What do you like about those videos? I just knew that they're ████ gold digging ████ hole bags. The way it's it's it's it's confirming your bias. But why are they miked up? That's the thing. Why is the audio so good? Why is her audio like so good? I didn't know. I I thought other people were doing I don't know. Some of the mic you can pick up other people's voice over. I don't know. He was the one doing the fake ones. But I thought a lot of the guys, the social experiment guys, like they just kind of stopped out of nowhere. They came back as a streamer or whatever. They stopped out of nowhere cuz everyone got demonetized at the same time. Oh, so now they're all streaming now. Then they turn into streaming. Yeah. Yeah. And then they started being pedal catchers. Yep. Yeah. Pedal catcher. Yeah. Start beating the the crap out of people in on the street, which is tight. I don't know why it's tight. It's really sick. I thought that was his new direction. I
5:56 didn't think he would be going to uh What do you do? Why is he getting arrested in Asia? Well, I only think it's tight depending on the intention. Did you guys see the videos of what he was doing? Yeah. If the intention is to really catch pedals, that's awesome. But if your intention is to get views, then I'm like, I don't think that's awesome. Now, why not both? That's that's cool, too. But then I think more your true color show once you start ████ with people in the Philippines, then you're like, "Oh, everything you do, the through line is you just want to get that to do with any of his." What did he specifically do in the Philippines? He was like uh he he took the hat of like a officer, but it was like excessive. It was like the amount that he was doing. Like he was just like ████ around everywhere. He was going to like regular people walking. He would mess with them, try to steal their bag, give me your bag. He go like he would go into restaurants and mess with people on their cooking. He'd mess with cops. He'd take their ████ hats. He'd try to
6:47 like grab their gun. Like just all kinds of wild stuff. It's like classic crazy. He was just touching everybody right up until there. And he's like a, you know, he's a big ass dude. All the dudes are from the Philippine, all the people in the Philippines are like, you know, they're like 5'5 and ████ and he's just like towering around and he's like shoving people like messing with like just everywhere he goes he's being and you know like that whole foreigner sentiment is already not good. So it's already not good. Then you got that what's that guy's name again? Uh that one black dude. Then you have this guy that kind of like pushes it over the top. So I think now the international sentiment is really against people that are ████ with like the local. I think it's good timing cuz disruption streaming is getting so big. Like there's as for as many as we see that are famous, there's so many no-name accounts doing the same ████ that are getting no views, but they're doing the same thing in public like knocking over milk in Target and ████ like that. Exactly. Yeah. Or just like ████
7:38 people. Yeah. Exactly. Like you guys seen that one dude that he's like in Hollywood and he starts cat calling this girl and then her dad was like with her and he's like, "What the ████ man? She's 16." And then he the dad starts talking ████ to him. He's like, "What the ████ are you doing with her late at night and s███?" He's like, "We went to a fatherdaughter date, you ████ asshole." Like, don't ever say father daughter date to me, dude. Then you're a creep. No, you're a creep. I would immediately say you're a creep. Seriously, don't ever say fatheraughter date, daddy daughter. Your culture is the only one that does that. I know, right? It's not my culture, dude. I disavow. I disavow. I fully disavow. Everybody who says daddy daughter date is a creep. Started in Indiana. Yeah, exactly. Joo does it. Is he a creep, dude? Like that's like the dad there's like a daddy daughter prom thing we talked about a
8:29 couple years ago. That s███'s absolutely creepy. Dripping of creepy ████ creep. It's too It's too ancestral. No, you know what it is? It's these guys who are like who are like, "You need to see what it's like when a real man takes a woman on a date so you have a good example." And they just keep on dating their daughters for a while. Very weird. Very ████ weird, dude. I love the twist that he's he's the one against it, dude. It's weird, dude. I'm with that prank guy. I'm with that pranker guy, dude. So, these are the bases. Don't ever say you're on a daddy daughter date around me. Steve draws the line at sibling love. Not none of this ████ Hey, you know why? Cuz there's the power power dynamic. He has the brother sister ████ session. But when it comes to father daughter date, he's like none of this ████ parental ████ He
9:21 got so repulsed by that. Mother son prom. That's weird. That's even weirder, too. One weird. Don't call anything a date. Just don't go on a date. That's weird. That's ████ gay. Call it a call it a grooming. It's gay as hell. Grooming. I like that the guy that never wants kids is policing this. You have opinions. Never call it a day. Not my culture, brother. Funny. That's exactly what I just do genuinely think that's creepy and weird. When guys say daddy daughter, I think it's ████ weird. That's exactly what Jaco said. Wonder what's worse. You got to set the standard of what kind of man she You want her to start dating? Don't you set the standard by treating the wife good and then the daughter watches at home. It's supposed to happen. That's normal, right? That's nice. Normal. Yeah. Like you don't ████ like ████ slap your daughter's assake
10:11 factory. It's a real man treats you. Keep going. One more example. One more example. When you go to Cheesecake Factory, like for example, like a dad who gets the door, like the car door for their daughter. I think that doesn't make any sense. And then when she comes out, slaps her ass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How about a How about a They're lower than you. Like you're the dad. They're lower than you on the rung. They're not your They can get the door for you for ████ sake. But what about a father son date? Oh, like like respectwise? A father son dude? Yeah, father son day. We'll call it a date. Call it a father son date. Do you like Do you like boys hanging out? Just say, "Yeah, I'm going to hang me and me and me and my son are going to go hang out. We're going fishing." Yeah, but what about what about what about bra date? Bro, they do that all the time. Date date. No, but siblings is okay to ████ each other. It's It's when there's What about fatheraughter dance at the
11:02 wedding? Yeah, that's fine. What's wrong? Hey, if we all go hang out and then one of you guys call one time. If we all go hang out and one of you guys calls it a date, we should all leave. We have to leave. Yeah, we're I'm I'm walking out. No, no. Ask me. No. Like, what about a gym? Okay, here's your gym. Your example. Your even gayer, dude. Imagine daddy daughter date and the guy in the mic is like, "And now it's time for the fatheraughter slow." That's what you do when that's what you're doing when you call it a daddy daughter dance. You're making it weird. and his lights dim guys. It's all these guys who see themselves romantic song. They see themselves on the Mount Rushmore of gentlemen. You know what I mean? So this is how this is how you get it done. It's about me. It's not about the kid. It's not about anything having to do with the kid. It's about them seeing you in a certain way. Oh, okay. It's absolutely
11:52 gay. I think I think you're right. I'm the epitome of man. You should get get with a man like me. Cuz then if you do that right, the standard never slips below your father, brother. Cuz if you set if you set that example, if you set that example and then now your daughter's like, "Oh, this is my new boyfriend. He's 45. Isn't that like and the dad gets pissed?" You're like, "But this is what you ████ wanted." This is what you set me up for. Yeah. You told me to get a ████ man like you. Yeah. He's a father, too. So now I'm with a 45year-old man and I'm 16 or whatever. Imagine if a mom was like, "I'm going to go on a a mother Sunday with my son." Uh, that's weird, isn't it? said that he's going to be the way I treat him is going to be the standard of how he like you know all these other girls the equivalence the equivalence doesn't match up perfectly because there are a lot of dudes with whose moms are way too ████ in their lives and they
12:43 are weird as ████ they're super weird and then the ladies that date those guys they're like I hate the I hate them as a couple you know like they don't like it but then like dads and daughters like even if they're close it doesn't usually end up as dysfunctional of a person. Yeah that's true. I'm close to my mom, but I don't want to ████ my mom, dude. You don't? No, I don't. Believe it or not, you know what I mean? Like, but she's not out there making decisions for you and like talking to us and ████ You know what I mean? Exactly. Exactly. No, those guys are creepy and weird, too. Creepers out there. Weird. You know, the daddy and daughter slow dance. Slow dance. What would you call it where it's just normal? If the dad and the daughter wants to go hang like watch just go hang. Just go hang. Why you got to tell the whole world you're going on a date with them? Yeah. He's like, "I want to be girl dads." It's weird. Yeah. I just want to have
13:33 that title. But they say that all daughters their first love is their dad. Is that true? Wait. Yeah. That's what it ████ says on the on the pillow. That's his culture. That's his culture. I disavow all that ████ Steve distances himself. So billions on the other side of the hemisphere that don't say that. So, you think Vitali should uh go to jail for having a fatherdaughter date? Yeah, I do. Yeah. For for all this stuff that Nick was saying once he got to taking a cop's gun. Yeah. He didn't take a cop's gun, but he was like, you know, he's ████ messing with these guys. Like, you go to a cop in America, you do that ████ they're going to slam your face in the pavement, bro. Like, you're not He's not doing that for a reason. Russian. I don't know if he's an American citizen either, right? So, like he's not an American citizen. I don't know. That's why we're like not taking it back type thing. But most pranksters,
14:24 I think they want to ████ around or whatever. But then once authority comes in, then they know how to take their prank hat off. Oh ████ my bad. I wasn't trying to do whatever. So I think that's what's the criminal part of what he did is if cops are telling you to stop and then now you're ████ with the cops. Like you're actually committing a crime. That's probably also the difference. That's probably also the difference between like u YouTube video pranking back in the day versus like streamer pranking, right? cuz you're still like rolling live and there's like people watching the way that you react. So, you also don't want to take your hat off fully, right? Cuz that would just be like Yeah. You you don't want to seem like a ████ or whatever, I guess, would be the thing cuz like you could always just be like, "Okay, cut cut. Sorry." You know, and like edit that out and not look like a ████ But if you're already streaming, people are like like, "Yeah, what are you going to do now?" You feel compelled to That's like him. He's like above the law. Like imagine you're streaming the FBI shows up. Oh, the FBI. And you're like, you know, it's like,
15:14 "Oh ████ that's like a felony now." Yeah, it sets a nice precedence like if he were to get in trouble then people would probably do it less. He takes off the FBI hat and he goes and puts it back on cuz Johnny Somali in Japan was hugely disappointing how they ████ it they'd let him go and ████ Well, he's in Korea now sentence. He didn't get really like nothing really happened to him until he started doing in Korea. But Japan let him skate. They're holding him in Korea. Yeah. Well, he's like going through the due process. Have you guys seen stretching that thing? I show speed kid going through China. Yeah. And they're all just calling him the n word everywhere. It's just absolutely He plays into it really well. He's really smart about it. He's funny. He's funny. He plays it like a WWE character like Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's really smart. They gave him the a paper bag and he he's like, "What is
16:04 this?" He's like, "It's a banana." And then the guy's all and he's like, "What? What the?" He knows how to play it. So good, dude. Yeah. He He kills it. Annie actually knows the lyrics to that that song. What's the Chinese song? ████ that one. Yes, Enjoy the clip. Enjoy the clip you just made. Pretty close to the sun right now, boys. I'm saying the Mandarin word for that. Joseph Icorus. Joseph is not wrong. But they played it. Did you know they played it? Hey, did he go to the same Did he go to the same monastery that you went to? He did the Shaolin kung fu. Yeah, he went to Yeah, he went to the same one, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's still doing full like he's actually like doing the culture kind of like a
16:54 dope thing. No, he bro he's bringing everybody together like they love it, bro. I saw him in the Philippines and the people in Jolly were like in like throwing the arrows in the basket and he's like competing against the guy who like actually does it all the time and and he's like doing better than him. So, it's like it's a totally hilarious way to show the culture. That's a good example of how to stream proper, I think. So, he's not like taking the air and shoving up the guy's butt and poking him or anything, you know? I like the one where he uh got the guy from uh Karate Kid and he did the whole reenactment of J. Really? And then they played it side by side and it was identical. He memorized the lines, the choreography, and everything. You remember when he accidentally whipped his dick out on stream and it made the news and then everyone started calling him I show me? No. Yeah. Everyone started calling him I show me and then uh in all of his
17:44 streams people would be like like people come on real quick and they're like, "Hey, what's up? I show me." And he's like, "Don't ████ call me all I show me." Like like you said, he's playing it perfectly. Listen to it. So good. Yeah. Don't ████ call me that. So good. Yeah. I've never watched any of his streams, but his clips just come up. I've seen the clips and he's a wild man. I saw him humping an alligator once. I don't know what that was about. No, he has had a lot of energy, man. It's pretty That's what I like though is he's not like messing with people that way. It's like usually the joke's on him. Yeah. Yeah. He makes the way to do it. Not like Vitali. This fool's just doing dumb ████ He's crazy. I hope he doesn't go to jail for 23 years. Is that true though? He's going to jail for 20 years. If you saw the videos of how he was acting and like you just I don't mind it. Like 25 years is a long and he's also in a crazy ████ up jail, you know? Like he might die if he stays there. That like I mean it it's just that the the remorse was
18:35 just so invisible. Like it also hits the heartstrings cuz it feels like he ████ with like your uncle or like he's taking advantage, bro. And it's like good people that just also want you to have a good time and like when you come to the Philippines, everybody just wants you to have fun. They're not ████ with you. He forced them to do. And also you should know better cuz he's like 40 now. That too. Yeah, that's cuz I'm like bro you ain't he's been through so many generations. Like a 22y old which you expect that ████ out of, you know? Right. But like if you watch some stuff he's doing you're gonna be you're gonna eye roll so big. No, I don't I'm not arguing that at all. I'm just saying like I 20 years is a long time, brother. It's a long time here. Apparently, right now it's it says jailed uh for 3 years as authorities vow to make an example out of him. So maybe it's it's a shorter. That's what I want. I want that example cuz that'll save a lot of hassle in the future. That's a lot that's a lot different than 20. Yeah. Yeah. I think
19:26 that's that's a good thing to hang 23 over his head and he goes to jail with the 23 over his head and then he gets out early if he's cool. Even even after it goes to trial, it's speculated he'll get a minimum sentence of five years, suggesting that he'll be detained in the Philippines for at least the next seven years. Damn. I think five is pretty cool. He may not make it. I think inversely if you have a Filipino guy go to Russia and do that exact ████ It's like that guy's future's not bright either. And the Filipino guy's dead. Yeah, exactly. So, let's like 20 20ome years at least having that as your like initial sentence is getting off pretty easy. I think he should be sent he should be sent to that Filipino jail that recreates thriller and do do different kind of theater. Yeah, dude. They should put him in jail for 20 years, right? And then at at the end of his sentence, like when he's walking out, they're like, "It was just a prank, bro." Damn, that's that's full circle. And they have a bunch of cameras come out and he's like, "What?" Yeah, that's
20:18 great. It was just a prank, dude. It was just a prank. Okay, that's not that's cool. You could have walked out anytime. Anytime you wanted to. The door wasn't even locked. You lock it. We were like, "Look at this guy. He's not locked. Look at him not working out." Dude, that's a great That's a good prank. That's a good Steve Green comedy. They should have you at the end like, "Welcome back, Vitalized." Oh jeez, baby. We'll call it 24 year jail sentence gone sexual.
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