0:00 [Music] guys this is probably the biggest news has hit the streets in the last like decade we got to get with is a sight to see the signs in front of this Cleveland Heights home after dealing with crash after crash we told you about one of those crashes back in 2021 another happened in 2022 and we went back last year to tell you about a near miss and a year later the homeowner says he still feels like the city has not done enough to prev vent this from continuing to happen how was the road shape what is happening context his house just happens to be at a spot where like people like that like exit the freeway and stuff like that you know when you're you're you don't have either enough signage or whatever so people are coming in way too hot and heavy and then there's like a speed bump oh and then when people
0:51 hitunes it was like one every month or something like a fast furious like over the last like 10 years like like four different cars have plowed into his house he lives at the like a burnout track yeah but how are they like in the roof so also now so now Insurance wants to yeah that's just launching the car these guys are going through the roof take off the freaking rampe dude dude I would have PTSD you're just watching TV in a ████ car a wall and he doesn't want to move you know this happened enough times the TV's on the other side of the house he's already fully paid off his house from all the accident so no no it's just before that he's been there for a long time why doesn't he just ████ move out and rent it out or something putting signs up saying please stop crashing into my house look the city the city all they did was they two Boulders the city put two as it attempt to like it's going to
1:41 totally clear those but it's flying over it they're going in the roof brother in the roof he feels like he's the Second Story what the ████ thinking he feels like he's on the last STW because he's had to claim Insurance on his home and now the insurance companies don't want to have it's a highrisk Zone want to drop him they're like you file one more claim we're dropping you so now the best thing he could do is put up signs to the city well put a flaming hoop that's ████ up they're like we're dropping you well they they seem they tend to do that a lot lately it's like their thing that's how it work that's how Insurance Works people really like their house huh yeah I'm like after my first one I'm getting the ████ out of damn dude so he's got all these signs up and stuff it's fully paid off it's not like he I don't know sell go somewhere else well the value is
2:31 probably plummeted now that they know it's a freaking risky place to live well I would sue the city I like how the city's like we didn't we put those Boulders there come on man stop bugging us probably like moving one Boulder like 35 Grand brother oh my God they must have filed that cost so high too so we got to we got to bring Justice for this guy because you know since 2012 cars are just flying left and right into his house they should just make it a banked turn he needs those water barrels dude dude what do you do I don't know giant wall you got do a giant wall but then that means the car will just go through the wall and you have to build another wall again it's better than building a wall in your house maybe reu your house also that you just got a giant wall in front of your house just every day every day you just get a bunch of bricks and cement and you just keep
3:22 lame bricks no what you do is you you you you Build That Wall there but then you have an artist paint it to match match the house look like it's your house or what are those are those perspective paintings what are those ramp parts that stop tanks that like look like this on the ground giant jacks right put that and Barb Wire yeah that's smart smart or just like a hundred of those yellow trash cans with water in them yeah you just look like a D-Day Enthusiast or a ████ wall so he flies in bounce right back oh yeah ████ wall vertical tra expensive just a ramp yeah or just a portal another ramp second to go over his house go to the next house yeah just just put a portal there a Stargate yeah Stargate why not sick some other poor ████ the stars on
4:12 the other side of the Stargate his house is getting ████ he goes the next Stargate to another house this is the last time I'm moving on the other side of a Stargate right I can't get homeowners insurance cuz I live next to a Stargate I live on the other side of the goddamn sgate who opened this Wormhole my wife said it look pretty yeah there's no solution by the way who keeps on loading the damn chirons stupid little Stargate little Stargate humor so it's not they're not even blaming their drivers like isn't the driver's Insurance got to pay for why does his homeowner's insurance have to pay for it no you can't you can't mix driver and home dude what are you well if it's the
5:04 driver that's committing the crime yeah you Intergalactic space just paying for the starg that's true cuz if you're driving a car and you cause like property damage are you liable for the property are you not your car what good it it should be ████ should be what good is it if you're dead they're going through the guy's roof every time that's true there every person that hits his house dies dies is it true yeah the fatality it's a brick house it's a break you get it done regardless of if you get the money or not and then the car insurance is what the home the home insurance will fight they'll deal with that insurance ins is just tired of getting it done yeah basically ████ dude but also Imagine like you're insuring homes for like that whole neighborhood and then one house
5:54 keeps on filing this wild claim we're supposed to not to do anything at our job I got proof look at all these cars like Nissan Ultima comes through second floor window again you're like what ████ another that's the second year be chilling but now I'm working this is why that Luigi guy like got popular though for not cuz he's real cuz he's also hot but you got six pack it's like people are sick of dealing with insurance insurance is pain in the ass nobody's like oh I feel bad for insurance I think before there was a time when there was no insurance right I think everyone would just been like oh what a tragedy that's it cuz it's like there's no such thing as this thing we're ████ paying monthly for hoping that they're actually going to do their job and then when time comes around to do their job they're an absent Dad where' they go I don't really
6:44 want to ████ deal with it you know and I think that's the that's the issue here like everyone's paying hundreds of ████ dollars every month all kinds of insurance insurance is a scam Home Medical car ████ everything and they're like H well actually yeah I don't think it's uh it's it doesn't cover they are victim blamers they're really good at victim blam you think it would help if they you think it would help if they made insurance company CEO's hot yeah maybe cuz gous babes yeah cuz they would even the blame feel a little bit they have to be it's not but it's not even the CEO it's like your insurance claim agent they have to be hot in the way that they talk to you got it cuz if Bodacious Bay is like it kind of is your fault but that's okay right and you're like yeah I guess and like I don't want to SM like a ████ she's really hot yeah and they got to be in bikinis can you shake her titties real
7:35 quick all right fine that's was cool I'll pay for it out pocket so are we hanging out later what if they pay the city pays for for the guy to like do this to his house and then they move it like that so there's a clear path for the flying scoot it over and then he puts two Stargates in between each side so he could walk through one and Skip The Dead Zone and then just in the kitchen not bad that's how we use better use of that technology Stargates man are there consumer Stargates for sale I don't have to look it up you know one time I did do something kind of ████ up where my I smashed my uncle's car what so and it was like I was like dude this is ████ like God teaching me a lesson so my uncle was going back to Hong Kong or China or some ████ so he's like he asked my dad hey can I leave my car at your
8:27 house and my dad's like oh sure so he leaves in the parking space this is at the Amman house and then I was talking to my girlfriend at the time I didn't even have a license and then you know when you're 15 you you're so ████ horny you want to see each other and I was like oh you know what my uncle left his car here I could probably take it to go to go see you and I was like and but you don't even know how to drive and I'm like I probably figure it out so we hung up I took my uncle's car I pulled it out and I parked it in front of where my dad Liv he lives in like a kind of like a like three or four condo like little Community I pulled it out and then I'm like I call and I get back on the phone with my girlfriend I'm like yeah I think I figured I figured I parked it in the front and then you know my dad's house is at a bend a ████ car comes out of nowhere like 80 mph boom snaps into my
9:19 uncle's car right in front of me and I'm like hey babe I got to call you back so you had a car parked and it wasn't parked there it was parked where it's supposed to be but so I hit a parked car boom and then this car just starts going away like all slow and ████ leaking all kinds of ████ so just HD and run too yeah and then I'm my dad comes home and then he's like what the ████ happened to the car and I was like oh I had to move in he goes you don't even have a license I was like I know but I just had to move it and then I called the cops and eventually they arrest the guy and thank ████ God he was drinking so then all the blame goes on him and so my uncle got his car back but it was just one of those moments where it was like why did I even ████ move the stupid car to cause that car to get smashed cuz then he would have just smashed into a street light or whatever other car that was
10:10 what if you parked it but it was so far off the curb you you're 15y old ass didn't know I know dude it was probably like double parked and ████ and the car just oh my God like literally being on the phone with her and then seeing this car I'm like I moved it there what was the reason you gave your dad for moving the car at all I don't even remember I think I just pulled something out of my ass he was probably like this mother he probably thought you stole it drove it and you got into a car accident yeah he probably did cuz I'm like there's no way you drove it just to park the car outside no there's no ████ way that's a like why would you move it I don't know but also a part of me was been like
11:00 thank God this idiot is alive cuz he could have died in that car accident oh so they were able to fix the car no no they the guy just had to pay for it oh okay dang oh actually what happened no no no what happened was um so I called the cops they wrote a police support and then uh the cops arrested them cuz they found they just follow the leak coolant wow so they arrested him and then they found out he was drunk and then uh that guy was like a 40-year-old like I don't know like one of those dead beats that guy's mom comes to our house and says we'll give you guys like five grand cash if you don't press charges W I think my uncle's car was only worth like two grand so we're like so I think we're
11:50 like okay we won't press charges and then we just ended up having to buy my uncle another car oh that's dope your uncle comes back and you're like look at your new car car but we have money wow that's pretty cool that's so sick can I park my car here like yeah we sold it it was a piece of ████ got your better car no CU yeah he recently just came from like China didn't have money so he like had dropped two grand on like a old like 1980s car or something that's a nice low upgrade then and then it got ████ got a firw he comes back to a new car
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