0:00 [Music] a huge shipment of 20 000 coconuts filled with what cocaine holy ████ you heard about this huh no coconuts cocaine it just felt good together white coco all right well that's the that's the video oh ████ i was right you get to like the video like the video subscribe thank you very much thanks for being a super sleuth we never tell them to subscribe and comment you guys should subscribe and comment i think they're already subscribed smash the like button yeah we have to say it that's what youtubers do that's what the tubers are notification bell click the notifications like this video in like how long i don't even know like it please if you guys please like it thank you this one on the other ones if you can all the ones that you did watch and you forgot you can like they can't like of course you can everyone
0:51 can you just ████ hit click the button click the button we'll go back to some of your favorites and like it if you haven't yet because that'll actually be worth it yeah all right so the video is really over [Music] yes so yeah 20 000 coconuts were filled with liquid cocaine holy ████ liquid cocaine cocaine and it was discovered at a porch in route to italy how did they find it did they crack the ████ coconut open and they go up oh yeah that's cocaine well they found coconuts hidden in 500 canvas bags and this is all in colombia right so they're like okay well this is you know about to head out to italy so we're just going to inspect them we do we do standard inspection but upon upon inspection it was established that the water in the fruit had been exchanged for liquid cocaine
1:41 so they sent the coconuts to a lab to establish the exact amount of cocaine that they have they're also investigating exactly where the coconuts were loaded who was going to receive them etc and one of the big one of the biggest way the method to do this right is you dissolve cocaine into water to disguise its appearance that everyone's just like it's just ████ coconut coconut water yeah and then you swap the water in coconuts for diluted uh cocaine and then do you do you then like ████ process it when you're done dry it and then it becomes all powder again uh they're not trying to give us the method anthony they're trying to keep the method a secret i'm trying to learn the methods so i can why don't we become a narc they said whenever they catch these things i wish they would tell the public how many times they've gotten away with it prior yeah
2:31 now do you guys have awesome smuggling stories smuggling stories have you ever smuggled drugs what's smuggling i smuggle snacks into a movie theater i'm pretty good at that dude i used to pack my dad used to have me wear a leather jacket and then we would ████ pack the sleeves with like skittles and all kinds of sit on your shoulders yeah and i don't even eat candy but my brothers and sisters would eat it so i would just pack the ████ it's just a candy mule thing you're just duct taping a ████ like whoppers around you is it taped to you and you know i'm tall so you know it wasn't that hard to believe that you know i'm also yoked as ████ [Laughter] remember that scene in um wolf of wall street when they're trying to move that cash and ████ and it's just like what the hell do i do man you ever thought about like what you would do if you just had cash like that you had to move
3:21 like how would you do it what's what's the method what's the name and how much give us a scenario all right let's let's say like a million dollars in cash that's it that's not that much you can fill a ████ like a definite one dollars one point one dollar but you're trying to fit a million through the ████ like airport i don't know what a million dollars in cash looks like a million holy ████ but what depending on the amount though is five dollars jumped through bigger and bigger like okay let's say let's say this much cash physically this much cash whatever this much is it could be in ones it could be oh okay yes it's a lot okay it's this much cash 300 you don't know what to do with that if it's ones i'm gonna get it converted to hundreds first so it's smaller no no you gotta go through ones oh yeah or if it's ones i do twos and then that goes at least half well through customs right two dollars ah it's a hundreds okay okay
4:13 hundreds all right and you gotta get it to another destination because you have a friend at a bank that will secretly put it in for you across the ocean or the land use the mode of transportation or you could choose any transportation and get a boat yeah but it's over it's yes you got okay just just like you got land options you got sea options you got air options but it's going from one country to another country so you gotta watch out for the military i guess my biggest question is why does this country need a bunch of two dollar bills it's a hundred now it's in circulation you gotta put in the second let's say you're gonna watch the money we're going from colombia colombia to the united states so you can't go by land you can buy land you can but you have the threat of the
5:03 cartels i don't know you have the threat of the governments and you have the threat of the armies i take the money i turn it into cocaine put it in water and put it in coconuts that's happened before so so they they found uh using airport scanners right they showed the unusual density inside the coconuts and a small hole was bored and they were obviously they injected someone's doing their job what the ████ i hate it when they do this what if you did it with like cases of water bottles that are like maybe a sports drink or something like this yeah maybe and then you you ship that through with a liquid cocaine do you think that would work well i think they use coconuts because it's less uh conspicuous you know when you see like whole fruits whole foods you're like i just get these ████ chickens through you don't think every single chicken has a bag of cocaine stuff in there you really think something is when it's fish because they
5:53 always use fish right it was like remove the top layer of fish and there's a giant case there yeah i figured it out i know how i'm going to move that cash how you gonna do it it's it's gonna work 100 i'm gonna say i'm a company that makes prop money and then just write film use only on every bill you know what i do how do you wash it off they're going to scan it though the second they scan the barcode of the the bill and then i do a little extra line or two on each bar yeah this is why you suck at being a criminal all right oh ████ here's the easiest thing you do i wanted to use it moving it all right true you buy an airplane for a million two million did you spend all the money no play problem solve wait a point buy an
6:43 airplane you wouldn't lose ████ then you can move a million dollars oh ████ and then you fly that ████ to where you need to go and then you sell it well that's that's what they do i mean i'm giving away a lot of ████ secrets here but for china when uh some of the people that work in china that are dancers do it that's how you do it you just buy watches you buy a bunch of like ████ you know you can resell yeah you get here and just sell it yeah a lot of people do that that's pretty sweet that's why there's a lot of foreign investments in america i think you just gave away all the big secrets there i mean that's a pretty ████ everyone knows that right come on pretty much i like the taking this stack and then buying a plane so the stack is gone and then selling a used plane for way back the plane
7:38 it's like new it's low miles it's like new come on i'm not gonna lose that much then you buy something else that's worth 100 that's worth 500 000 and then you sell that for a little bit less too because you use that you bought like a little boat but then you had to use it to get like back to america and then like everyone's like i don't know it's kind of used like that three thousand trying to move money it's kind of used trying to move money's like an art it is an art man i can help you guys but nobody comes to me for the ideas [Laughter] bioplane all right what about drugs let's talk about drugs you take the drugs right and then you sell it for a plane yeah okay okay okay so it's pretty transferable you can do this with anything you do all the drugs so it's in your system what if you got a smuggle over it and then you put it on you throw it up
8:29 yeah i mean what what do you want with the drugs you want to sell it or you want to smuggle it smuggle you want the drugs intact wow you're making a lot of sacrifices to you up to you up to you okay you're gonna turn into a plane [Laughter] you sell the drug you're gonna turn into a plan you're an anamorph okay that needs to be sold for a plane sell the drugs buy the plane okay nobody cause you can already sell it in the native country i mean 12 forces on this and every course is like so not that you want to move that money into a plane the final goal was to sell the drugs over in this country so you sell it in this country first only to get them back in this i just love how easy that's just one step yeah sell the drugs buy the plane fly over sell the plane buy the drugs sell the
9:21 drugs buy the plane drug dealers are dumb dude and then you safely laundered a plane hello you stupid ████ now it's not a drug plane anymore got it it's a clean plane joe is just a plain mogul dude it's washed yeah it's a wash you're going to be the richard branson drop the serial number on the plane [Laughter] you guys are stupid joe how are you only worth 500 000 dollars as well i don't know either that's celebrity network you know why because he has all his net worth in planes you know what they should have googled him last year he was worth 750 000 oh it's because all my money is made illegally
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