0:00 then he pulls up to me and he's like pull over I was like me me I didn't and then he pulls us over and then he gives us all the same ticket what the ticket so when you're trying to get into the left lane oh you can't be gay yeah you can't be [Music] gay you guys ever heard about quing no it sounds cool though what's that you want you like it I like are you Pro quing are you fishing for que I think you're setting me up so yeah I ████ am dude I love quing what's your favorite thing ████ the excitement you feel after you do it and how it's a victimless crime it doesn't hurt anybody no one gets hurt it's totally fine I think everyone should do it boys girls kids everything I welcome quing I've been quing since I was 12 12 I wish my parents qu me more I'm in school for quing I want to get qu
0:51 what are we doing here I don't know what this is quing is something that people are trying to avoid why would that why would cuz they're fools they're they're closed mind they don't know the glory of they probably think the Earth is round didn't you ever got a good qu you know what I mean what is it their first experience was like just not coached through well pushing is it's a scam yeah well what is it it's something people do where they put a QR code where there's not supposed to be one so if you sat down at like a diner and in the middle you think that's the menu it's not some guy put that QR code there so that you scan it and you get your money stolen smart oh my god dude send money to VMO that's a ████ good SC I say something though when I go to a restaurant and they're like you could scan the QR code there I'm pissed already I'm mad are you like give me a paper menu yeah give me a ████ paper men I know who you voted for yeah dude because it's like it's like just what's the point the pandemic
1:44 bro even the menu size went from are menus are menus causing are menus causing the co pandemic oh one of those guys he's either tiger I'm ████ saying it are menus causing the spread of the Wuhan virus over here like I'll take my chances dude if I get Co from a menu I kind of deserve that's true that means I'm not sleeping well I'm not exercising take it easy no IED probably a fat ████ take it easy there DT so it's um I want Co through a menu so basically this is our this is our uh PSA to everybody's watching be careful with QR codes because some of them what it'll do is it might ask you to log into something it might make you think that you're logged out of your Google or something like that you'll put your password and email
2:34 in like all that stuff and also there's there's a couple that they have found that actually find ways into your crypto wallet and that's kind of the main way that they see that's why I like analog ████ that's what I'm saying bro keep it old school why don't you have a ████ rotary phone on wait what's analog what are you talking about just old school ████ L like a menu oh ████ yeah QR codes for men not ████ here SC scan my eyeballs so I can order a ████ pork chop just give me the menu dude I do that Dad move now where I'm like yeah we'll leave one menu here this the case uh we got to reord is that the dad the dad cuz when you were young you were like oh let it go yeah we'll keep it dad's like just leave it there just in case we get a little extra for some seconds they put
3:24 the Dig away another place to watch out for these QR codes is parking garages so any parking place like you know where it says like oh you have to you got to pay yourself and then leave your car there's no attendant there's no like meter you know something I do that's risky I never pay for parking really I just leave my car everywhere you'll get popped huh I get so scar I've been doing that if you do it for under an hour the chances are not going to get but I've been doing the uh emergency lights thing for the Emergency license just leave it there and just for that long go shopping yeah that's tight especially when I go to like a restaurant and stuff and it's get gets crazy and I'm just like ████ thing it's also different on what type of town you're talking about if you're in downtown you have like no shot that's what I'm saying in downtown I do it like you know that's part of you know you know why cuz I know that people be lazy
4:17 and if it's that's a that's a shirt right there people be lazy if it's 6:00 a.m. on a Sunday you know that a meter mate isn't going to be there I feel like I got the worst luck I don't know man this dude this dude crossed the street and got a freaking I get the worst Lu i' yeah same thing I've like ████ paid a meter and then like on the minute it expired I swear that ████ was just standing waiting for the clock to go down just it is no it is like cheap sometimes it's more cost effective like when I was uh had my uh studio in downtown I never paid for parking ever because the chances I'm going to get a ticket I would still be saving money versus if I paid the meter every time or if I paid for monthly parking see risk analysis and I would get tickets I would get them but then when you do the math it's like oh it's cheaper to just get tickets sometimes wow sometimes I I do be uh like taking a risk like I be living I just go off a logic I'm like well uh look where I'm at no one's going
5:08 to come in here just leave the doors open or like not unlock it like if I cuz if I oh I forgot to lock it I'm like you know what where am I at bo bo I think I'll be fine and I'll leave and I'll just but I my girl's always like you got to you can't you can't trust and I'm like ████ I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing and you know what's a good idea I never did this before but just in case anyone wants to know what a good idea is if you want free parking you know those meters just carry a bag around and write broken on it and put it over the mirror who that's a good ████ move I never did that I don't recommend people to do it Joe's the guy who ████ carries cones in his trunk and he always just parks and then he puts ████ con con are smart bro I am the king of just move the ████ cone and park there if they have cones already I just ████ get off and I move and the construction thing falls on your face yeah I know
5:59 right yeah dude I always ████ just move the cone and just I don't give a ████ but you guys are kind of ballsy dude you guys kind of badasses or did you ever do the move where like you put cone you ever put like a shirt on the passeng your car and just do the car pulling a shirt dude I not even a hat bro I just do the car pulling all the time oh really I you never got never got caught I got caught one time but it's kind of it's kind of like the just save time yeah just pay the hard I I do the uh I always get I I have a Arizona license plate oh do you yeah and I always do the I'm not I'm not allowed to do that I always play Dum the dumb they're just like like yeah you can't go to the carpool L I don't we don't have carpool in Arizona well ████ you can't do it I said you can't be you got to
6:49 have another person that's all they talking California I didn't know yeah oh wait wasn't didn't Arizona have a really big uh problem with like speed cameras or like cameras for oh I don't know I was living in California BN oh ear Arizon take it easy dude I drove for I drove in Arizona for like 3 years and then I moved out here cuz you know how we had the we had a really big problem with the red light cameras it was a pain in the ass well you know you know why you know why they took it away though right know it's illegal no you know why why well yes you go now but do you know why why you guys want to know another fun fact please tell us please reason why please please huh tell us the reason why is that I sued the state because he got caught and had to get a divorce because he had a side chick on his passenger seat and that was illegal it's invasion of privacy and they took they send that they sentent it to you the
7:40 picture to your ████ his wife wife opened it and said wait wait ████ all that who's that ████ and then he got caught another thing he had to get a divorce and pay all this money for a divorce all because of this camera yeah he sued the ████ and another reason why is because it's actually technically not legal like because actual officer has to catch you in the act and inite you they they can't just keep it uh recording and on top of that there they the cities there's something called a snitch ticket where if you actually didn't like run the red but then it was like you stopped and then made a right which is what I did I looked it up they just ████ send out tickets yeah because they're hoping that you just pay and you don't fight it yeah but then all I had to do is show up for court and they go all right they went through this
8:30 whole name they're like um if you're here today and your name is on the list you could leave and I got my refund and I was like that was a big ████ waste of time but it's because this that you know they were just B basically making a hell of money on people doing that too that's why a lot of people were like ████ this have you guys ever got pulled over but with multiple other people like with a bunch of like other cars for the same violation oh no that's weird I got I got pulled over with three four other cars got like C wrangled yeah I got they all four of you in front like that dude the ████ cop was I I thought he was pulling over I thought he was pulling over everyone else but he started pulling over he came up he pulled over two people behind me and I was like damn that sucks then he pulls up to me and he's like pull over I was like me me I didn't and then he pulls us over and then he gives us all the same ticket what was the ticket so when you're trying to get into the left lane oh you
9:21 can't be gay yeah you can't be gay he was did he he did this oh my God oh my God I bite my lip too hard while I was turning he saw the cop oh my God I'm sorry we like rose on the window pull over where I was bite my finger going left while gay but we crossed we all crossed the yellow line to make the the the green left turning light oh but I was like go ████ yourself yeah but I was mad cuz I was like I was like okay I got got I got got with five other people it is what it is how much was that ticket I was like gang 350 for that oh my God you're the only person I know that has a jaywalking tick I know bro you know how ████ frustrating that ISU at 6:00 a.m. dude oh dud that's
10:13 crazy he saw you as a fool he's like oh this ████ not going to fight I I was inside the coffee shop and I was like what kind of should I get an today maybe you were walking gay there too dude I'll sip in my cappuccino 6 a.m. probably the F pack bro I've been lying this guy Taps me on the shoulder pulls me out I'm like what can I help you with officer and he's like here you go and I'm like what paying this huh you know which just an expensive tip I'm a cck I'm a ████ C I can't believe that happened maybe cuz you're in Pasadena you got actual cops that write tickets all day oh oh yeah I got a ticket for ████ exposing myself in Pasadena yeah I think you should get a ticket for exposing yourself anytime I don't think so I don't think so are you a sex offender are you a sex offender now was to De School no no no no no but I pull my dig out and I was taking a piss and
11:03 the cop just and I'm like hey no no no no no you can't be I'm like come on guys come on not in Pasadena man roughy I was drinking a little bit all you should be able piss you should be able to pee a little bit but I you know you know what's an expensive ticket that I never thought was going to be expensive was uh I got it it was like $600 and something doar if you're if you go through like a in the in intersection and you switch lanes inside the intersection that's $600 600 for that I was like I was like why is it so expensive cuz it's what causes most of the accidents cuz some gu trying to turn and you go into a little lane but I'm literally like going in and then yeah in the middle of the intersection I just like switch lanes and they're like you can't do yeah 600 you got to pass the light and make that thing you know what a do you know what a California
11:53 rule is oh they're delicious when you when you don't stop at the stop sign long enough oh that's a to California roll yeah cuz you you kind of just roll real quick avocado and yeah I love my favorite that was my first uh sushi that was my last actual ticket o I think I did was my last ticket in front of a cop dang I didn't stop long enough you got to go abc123 and then you can go pap
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