0:00 [Music] I have a friend her name is Kate and she's asking this sh I should have said her name it's too late um asking this question she's asking in your late 30s or in your 40s is it still sexy to be woken up in the middle of the night with oral stimulation yes yes always or is it are you asking a bunch of dudes or or at this age is it inconvenient and questionably unhygienic depends who depends on who though and what type of person you are really okay let's start with you sex care if I was sleeping with my partner and they woke me up like that I'd be like but let's say you guys were together let's say you guys were together for like I don't know six seven years you still feel the same way hell yeah longterm relationship is
0:50 even more sexy you're like yeah cuz you don't expect it as you got to keep the spark alive I will say this though if we just went to like ████ Disney World and we went to like five different of the kingdoms and we're walking around and it's like 90° weather and we get back and we fall asleep and then Nikki wants to blow me in the middle of the night I'd be like Yo dude no way yeah yeah that's the prac there you go that's the practical but what if what if what if she already just started doing it you woke up to it so it's already happening would you be like stop you mean no way as in like no or no way as in like no way no way dude yeah no it's I'm too I'm too ████ tired dude really that's serious thing that's a for real thing okay it's like oh well yeah cuz if you're if you're like mentally and physically exhausted it's like you're just you're
1:40 out that's true what if you showered before you went to sleep cuz I'm a person that showers before I sleep so hot that's why K's waking up so ████ hot I just want to wake up in 5 hours that about you K it's like I go to sleep clean dude well that's like you know just in case you get his dick I think it's the idea of like you know when you're you're um when you're not ready to do it sometimes you got bad breath or you you know you've been sweating or something very true you know all of the above are and then when you don't feel sexy you kind of don't want sexy ████ being done to you sometimes all of the above are true I'm saying is like when you're in like the honeymoon phase of a relationship like you just started dating it doesn't ████ matter if you walked around five different kingdoms and ████ because there's something about the spice of like where it is so if it's unhygienic then but you're down then it's a mentality thing it's not a physical I'm with I think it's um you're
2:32 turned on by how compelled they are oh for them it's like they don't even care about the situation or whatever it's just at this moment this is what's the most important even as long as like you've been married to Gio if that was a thing that occurred you would be like always in it yeah like let's say she knew had to give some crazy speech the next day or crazy business meeting whatever and like if the logical brain's like ████ I got some important ████ to do but the the first instinct is like wow like this is how overcome You Are by this feeling oh it's like a compliment so and then after I go we need to be responsible yeah dude you could shower after hey that was really ████ of you contest is key too because like if you're like steveen Nikki and they're boning all the time everywhere you just have the best sex life ever stepping on heads and ████ whereas like if you're like a regular married dude and you're just like man it's been a while and then
3:23 you just wake up to a ████ you're going to be down in your current state and relationship would that be a a good thing make to real man ask Nick yeah ask me would that be a uh a welcome situation for you hez looking you looking at me he's avoiding my eyes so you're asking me yeah we're asking you cuz I guess we're both looking at you now I guess U part of me would be like have you gotten mad what you ████ crazy did you did you spent all my money and this is why you're doing this to me ████ what's wrong what did you do what hot dialogue each other are you mad because it's so inconsistent with her behavior n it's just like you know one waking up in the middle of the night is like for some people like you if I get W woken up in the middle of the night it's
4:14 it's it can be startling or you're just like not aware of the situation someone better have broken in yeah something something better be wrong you're on flight mode well look dude you're in the 1800s dude you're like wife you Craven Hound yeah you need to go to church tomorrow what will the neighbors think um no but of course I'm I'm in no position at all to ever turn down anything like that after his reaction man cuz but but that is the duality of like so that's just dialogue in his head yeah that's dialogue in my head you outside of your mind but he's just like yeah no position I will let this continue no but in your in your mind you think like this is ████ ridiculous like what is what do you doing dude dude but but that's the turn on though for people it's like but it goes back to
5:04 what what BART was saying like that's crazy oh whoa whoa whoo out what's going on yeah yeah yeah yeah you trying to hit a record what's going on dude okay but what's going on is going through your head the whole time like what you know but if I were to do that to her she'd be like all right cut it out hey should that cut out you're missing the spot by the way I got wake up that's not the clitus this is like don't think different but then you know I think girls are also more self-conscious too than that's what it is but if I'm more persistent and I just say shut up lady let me do it and then she'll be like okay and you have a tongue piercing so you're doing it all Instinct shut up lady once I start doing the alphabet it's over bro you know what I mean High what dude sometimes I don't know what to do when I'm down there it's like it's
5:54 overwhelming no do you make our contact when you're down there I can't it's try yeah you sneak a couple right a lot of folks every now and then you're like it's like it's like doing this yeah I heard that if you break ey contact you got start over yeah ████ go back to a baby that's all I know so then everybody's pretty you guys are are all kind of in agreeance at like you talk into a room full of dudes though yeah that's just not this one of the only times where I'm like yeah we need a chick here too is she asking yeah is she asking for like receiving it or well she's probably K here what's her last name Kate here who was in her 40s a female perspective let's see yeah call your mom call her up Mom Mom Mom you you ask question about this Mom I have to ask yeah yeah
6:46 you ask you Nick hi Gio oh hi I'm sorry hey ta hi oh no do you still want me to ask a question yeah code it code word cod cod word in code in code we have a very important question that we need a female opinion because all the guys are unanimous okay okay fine wait can ta hear this question yeah yeah yeah yeah in code in code in code it's going to be in code okay okay so what was a question again he know he knows it he knows it he knows it all right the question to a strong start oh the question is um at your 30s or 40s when you're sleeping is it still a welcome thing if you woke up to oral stimul
7:37 intercourse fine I think oral is fine yeah put it to the camera pass to taus judging eyes like yeah he doesn't know what it means what's Oral intercourse even the dog's given us judging eyes what's the question again oh my in your 30s or 40s okay there no code what what is it still welcomed when you woke up when you wake up to a surprise a surprise to oral surprise or do you consider it unhygienic Etc or do you consider unhygienic or inconvenient inconvenient you're tired the ladder you wouldn't want to wake up to it no why explain yourself is it cuz Bart sucks at
8:28 it that's why all the reasons you listed on the second go it's it's unhygienic it's inconvenience it's just not wanted loser quitter not want what about giving it though oh yeah yeah what about yeah what about you giving it wait what about it like is it inconvenient like do I want to do that yeah and when why why aren you do you think do you think Bart would find it inconvenient or unhygienic no he would be so into it he yeah I think we have our answer everybody and that's why we do bessels with the boys not the girls yeah boo and very straight I like it what we got out of that is new merch unhygienic inconvenient unwanted get it a new t-shirt thank you
9:19 thank you bye thank you by ta thanks ta thanks ta dude the fact that ta is right there dude the whole time he's like Sak you're talking about mom what's Oral inter what does he like is he just like they're just saying nonsense what does he think we'll do cold words on stuff and he just doesn't even know he doesn't even care yeah he's clocking it though you better watch out it's it's probably going to be like little alley oops that get dunked 5 years later he goes oh that's what they're talking about oral surprise he's in college like 13 years from now he's like about to get woken up he's like no no no no it's inconvenient unhygienic and unwanted why do I want this inconvenient unhygienic dude the best part was like we're going to do it in code we're going to do it in code and then you just asked the same exact question no code nothing it's hard on
10:11 the spot dude the coding is hard you were to receive oral why even think about it oral is is not a bad word oral is okay oral is okay you don't want to be like go down what about kangus straight up Kingus kangus code Keling istio yeah that's a good one see it's just the all guy thing and yeah yeah that really did show I bet there some there's some ladies out there I think we all knew the answer we knew that we knew that and why did we ask her because we wanted the audience to know that we hi thinking here no hi mind JK ████ good proof yeah from one person proof so most girls yeah that really is like cuz if it was up to me I don't even care if she's on a period you know what I mean I think that's the unhygienic part I I ate at L's before and for those Reasons I'm
11:03 out I ate at L's before sometimes I've never felt closer to Bart in my leg sometimes prime prime rib is incomparable I go little iron get that beef and cheda But but so like but for for her I'll be like oh she doesn't want to do it in this or like I haven't shaved in a long time or you know it's just like uh there's little like excuses they're quitters yeah so I could already see like oh if the things aren't perfect and you're not trying to I'm not trying to get scientific but it's also a difference with the physicality of it you know what I mean there's like a with the male penis the protrusion of it makes it like easier to easier access but here's the thing about bart is like you're going to have to like spread and get into something you got to wake her up like this I can understand how that hygienic part feels more like just heightened for a woman I think I think Joe well Joe you're not Joe you're Bart I think I I meant to say Gio I think Gio
11:55 knows what kind of guy Bart is and I think she knows that this guy's a rider you know what I mean me so like she shouldn't worry about this dude feeling some type of way about eating the box at like 3:00 a.m. in the morning you know so I'm not a writer if she's on her period though come on well like there's there's a writer here Prett hard over but then he's like if he's willing I've never done it but I'm down because she she's always she's always like I want to so I'm like all right I don't care yeah there's a riter and there's a Red Rover he's a Red Rover some people are not ready some people are all talk some people think they're down but they're they won't really be down I'm going to go ahead and pretty much say I'm pretty sure N9 out of 10 at least guys are down do you think it's 10 out of 10 gay guys oh yeah oh yeah gay guys are for sure always they're probably waking up yeah cuz there two ████ dudes holy ████ dude gay guys probably wake up horny all the time and they they probably wake up doing it to each other and go oh oh wow
12:48 whoae calls it what L7 right L7 we should call K and find out oh thought you were Joe no call Tyler dude he'll know the answer oh yeah let's call him call him call him I don't know have so many lifelines in this Tyler call Tyler Tao sit next to him yeah what are you doing there ta see let's really get Tyler's situation on this cuz that's good Pro one gay Lifeline here yeah that's good proof I have Ty number no no he's like no I must call it oh okay good hey but use code use code yeah code code code what's up hey what's up you're on JQ news right now with the boys hey Tyler dude hey you want a FaceTime yeah that would have been just
13:38 FaceTime dud well I don't know he might be he might be jerking off or something dude G was with her ████ son what's up buddy up dude what's up dude all right we have a question for you Tyler we just asked Gio the same question now we need your perspective okay are you ready all right in your 30s or 40s encode encode he's not oh she's he's young though is it more uh acceptable or what is welcoming is it more welcoming you welcome would you welcome uh if you were asleep and you were woken up in the middle of the night by a surprise fellatio that's code he doesn't need code he's ████ over 18 oral surpr if you were woken up by an oral surprise use hand signs ████
14:28 yeah use hand sign it's like the the blow one yeah why are we doing code with the grown man would you consider that more careful than he was with ta would you consider that inconvenient or okay unhygienic or and unwanted or would you be like that's cool um there is variables involved but if it's from somebody that I love then yeah the variable random person okay hell yeah okay T was cool with it see boom it yeah that's I think everybody here is yeah except for Gio Gio's Gio's a real bummer about it all these stupid ass ████ all the dudes are on the same page yeah dude all right thank you Tyler that's thanks
15:18 Tyler dude who else should we call you don't have to C it he's over 18 I still tried being all gentle with his words so then when you guys are asleep you you guys are always in the default mood no no you got rally look it takes work to Rally but you you do it the guy has to work very hard it's your ████ duty brother you know what I mean if if if your lady wants like I'm sure you guys have woken up when your lady wants to like you know do something get down a clown but you don't hey whoa code code man yeah ████ sometimes you there's times where you don't want to do it where you're just like are we really doing this is this really but then you take a couple seconds then you go all right we're doing this and you get into between a man and a wife this is the relationship this is the rules okay
16:09 if she wants it you give it if you want it good luck yeah exactly that's how man win I agree I 100% agree okay now let's change the variables of the question all right now change 30 to 40 to 60 to 70 look if your lady wants to have sex with you and you turn her down you're gay ask Tyler ask call Tyler dude gay Tyler and I think doesn't matter where you move the Spectrum if you're a dude it's yes all the way until you die yeah yes to death so yes but I got to get my pump you know what I mean like if it's if it's no because of like an ailment like you have the flu or something or ████ you have like a crick in your neck and you have Batman neck you can't turn your head or something like that has that ever happened to you where you had the flu and you were like I don't want to have sex and then I don't think anybody body wants to have sex when they have
17:00 the flu but like you had to do it still had to remember that Friends episode with Monica and Chandler you did what dude what are you talking about who's this guy he's a black belt oh oh it's Nick with a black no cuz I think like you know going back to what you're saying there's a difference between like fully committing right and reciprocating so even if you're like let's got the craziest work week you're tired as ████ and all that and then you wake up to it think it's still like a and then you're like I really can't you know but then when you really can't and you're like exhausted you go back to sleep you're still thinking about the thought of that was cool waking up to that oh but you don't have to like finish anything you trying to rev it and you just you couldn't rev it to where it needs to go yeah it was still fun reving oh can I say something though
17:50 too I get you I think the frequency of that act in the middle of the night is also dependent on your likelihood to say yes or no if it happens every ████ night you be like all right bro what are we doing can we do this during the day can we open shop at 10 like why why are you choosing 3:00 a.m. every night like this is ridiculous I got to work tomorrow also imagine if it's the other way around where it's like she wakes you up and she's like hey hey hey can you give me oral stimulation I'll be like that is unhygienic inconvenient oh ████ but then if if you wake up the night you just feel your head getting pushed down then where's game dude that's game time cuz if you turn down again you should you should prob check who's doing that yeah just pushing your head down all right dude only chicks in movies dude only chicks movies that doesn't happen that's what you want no I don't want
18:41 it in the middle of the night by the way I like that we called Tyler but we didn't put any gay stipulation on it we just asked him like another dude cuz dudes are ████ dudes man dudes are dudes that's why I knew it I knew it yeah dudes are dud but we didn't want to say that we knew we wanted to find out for ourselves true yeah yeah cuz if you put yeah we knew a I know what the entire gay community thinks genius we always go to Tyler for every gay [Music] question
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