0:00 [Music] did you guys hear about the maryland couple that got arrested over the weekend no for what i guess at least 10 of them get arrested every weekend but maryland's pretty low crime uh maybe they were ████ in public murder ████ the murderer sorry nevermind stealing stealing something something like that were they impersonating vampires what were they how about this one yeah that's really good uh no they were not you're very close though you thought identity theft of monsters definitely not you're the closest so stealing what did they steal virginities how do you do it how does he do it this guy's good how does he do it hyman's cause that's all he does dude if you know anything about anthony is this dude crushes back in his heyday no hyman is safe yeah he's we're we're man he's got a lady he's a sex have her do
0:51 we love roasting this ████ guy like do you see that guy he gets ████ dicks up more than any of us by far when this guy's sleeping it just looks like there's a gopher trapped in his ████ underwear yeah yeah it's either a hand it's either a head like you don't know a dumb ████ maybe a pair of feet okay it's like alien but instead of from here it's from here yeah and there's always activity activity always we love making this get squirmed it's so uncomfortable out of here i think they stole a horse they did not they stole nuclear secrets why do we have nuclear secrets in maryland uh well i will tell you oh can i guess have you guys heard of the manchurian candidate or sleeper's house or like i don't know which one it is denzel
1:41 washington movie right oh i ████ up okay manchurian candidate is someone who is they don't know that they're like a train killer or whatever but they have a job to do and then because they were psychologically programmed to do that and then you give them a trigger like you could be like triangle or whatever you say some ████ and then they go oh ████ i gotta go and kill like the president and then do they end up and they're supposed to take the fall for it yeah like like kill the malaysian prime minister like that this is not a manchurian this is not a manchurian candidate i was thinking about um like these russian spies that they found in america that they planted and uh they had russian spies that they trained to be american right for like for like since they were kids he's never seen it ████ you i did i just caught up on it is it called red soldier winner
2:31 they trained these spies since kids and then they become um wife and husband for mother russia right but then they pretend to be american they send them in the middle of america yeah talk about the americans that show on fx but that's been the thing that they caught russians doing there's multiple of them all over because they made a show about it i think that's what you're talking about yeah that show's good i heard it's really good so they spend like decades here until it's ready to like and then they're looking for nuclear secrets but too bad they're not there's no soviet union anymore yeah they're idiots so this was not that right this yeah so this is not that right cool that's what i thought it was just i know it's okay this this i missed it the man uh the husband he's a nuclear engineer at the naval nuclear propulsion program he has national security clearance he's saying no nipple dude really nuclear propulsion lead though
3:22 it stands for nipple yeah nipple and tiger's father add it again i'm not his father so he sent a package to a foreign government in april 2020 containing restricted data about the design of nuclear-powered warships the package contained a pittsburgh pennsylvania return address with a sample of the classified information and how to obtain more using covert means during the next 18 months and this is ████ crazy um they they they carried on correspondence with the person that he thought was a foreign government's representative is actually an agent of the fbi so selling secrets for to foreign people yep for money and that's what they that's how much were they offering actually uh an fbi agent paid jonathan ten thousand dollars in cryptocurrency that's it yeah for nuclear scenes to start with right like deposit to make it so it's not so
4:12 obvious like huge chunks of money yeah so yeah he paid him ten thousand dollars in cryptocurrency sheba coin no ████ way for real yeah it was an omg yeah but it went it went down so hard that he ████ he's like you gotta send me eight more grand he went to 2000 bro i'm ████ and he said i'm ████ i'm ████ i'm ████ he's like i'm wrecked yeah he's like he's like i heard they have mobile wallets and staking suit is that true stupid dude no okay so he nobody sent ten g's and krypto yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah they didn't say what kind no they didn't say it's like wait were they really from maryland always dream of them doing that of saying what kind of knowledge uh followed by another payment of twenty thousand dollars when he and his wife who's acting as a lookout made the dead drop of information at a location in west virginia this is the craziest part
5:03 the fbi recovered a blue memory card wrapped in plastic and placed between two slices of bread disguised as a peanut butter sandwich wow with no peanut butter on it there was peanut butter no there's peanut butter that's why it's in saran wrap so it doesn't get greasy there it is wow yep and so they had uh on the memory card it was design elements and performance characteristics of a virginia-class submarine reactor and so those are all nuclear nuclear powered substances yeah brother ████ crazy so he was going to sell that to a foreign he's going to sell our submarines which are cruise missile fast attack submarines how many of these things have actually passed through and been sold without our government knowing yeah probably a s███████ because we only find out when it's like the hero actually stopped yeah probably should load because china has ████ fast
5:53 attacked nuclear-powered submarines you know what i'm saying and there's ████ those movies like uh what's the one nicholas cage where he sell is a gun runner lord of war but there's based off like a true story and there's just the entire black market of like ████ missiles tanks ████ like this it's crazy lord of war was actually he was running guns for the us government but they didn't want to get their hands dirty so so that's why they use guys like nicolas cage and when you get into trouble by the us government they have a higher up letting them go hey dudes like barry seal they're all they're earning on both sides they're like hey barry we need you to go down there and run guns in the contras and then uh ca is like hey you work for us now you're gonna run guns for us now yeah didn't stop him from doing anything they just were running guns with the cia and then when they need a fall guy ████ yeah there's a scapegoat he was a
6:43 scapegoat and ollie north sits there uh you know around contra hearings and says the president had nothing to do with anything he didn't know ████ ████ i was watching this drug cartel documentary and then these fools they got like uh formed like a decommissioned russian subs to smuggle the drugs and stuff like up and through the amazon so they're able to get like mercenaries to like fly the planes fly uh drive these submarines and ████ like it's crazy there's an entire like market after the market this is funny but not really that funny but like every time in drug operations like there's just like regular jungle folks that have no ████ idea what they're doing because i was in thailand and i was uh at this village and they had a whole opium poppy field for heroin and um i was there with my church group because they're trying to get them to stop doing this you are
7:33 just opium poppy heroin field with your church group ketamine yeah so my church group was they're they're trying to bring infrastructure to the villages that that infrastructure to the the setup of the uh yeah so they could help not only with a real business model funnel this through jesus christ my pastor dan can help you with all this holy heroin guys it's holy heroin just give us two churches to get them off their dependency on growing heroin they hand out bibles to everybody you open it up what if it's like a ████ elaborate operation dude but yeah they had whole poppy fields and then the people there had no clue what they were doing like they're so sad they don't know yeah that means maybe consultants it's too like above their pay grade or they're like whatever they think they're doing to them they're growing corn i'm a farmer
8:23 they're growing roses they're growing whatever they gotta grow yeah they get paid for their work and they have money for their village so you know at that level dude like the coke grows everyone they don't know what kind of drugs would you guys all grow and sell good cocaine cocaine anthony what would you do weed because you could make the most and it's the least one you could be sexy though you don't have you can't make as much as cocaine but you you don't have to have much jail time what about you what'd you do then poppy fields all day dude just because i can hook up with a cool pasture group and we could figure something out take some ketamine no what you do is you hook up with a big pharmaceutical company that's the real sell and that's fully legal that's what you do you're an answer bart cilantro dude s███'s crazy yeah you can smoke it
9:14 okay you can ████ you up it's not really a drug but like you make it it's just when these guys throw up okay guys that's all we got for this video thank you so much please subscribe and don't forget to like this video and also leave a comment if you had to hide a nuclear code where would you hide it [Music] you
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