0:00 have you guys seen the mounts of just like a low back ass hey that's uh Le Alexis you know how bad I feel after I jerk off dude imagine after busting something like that or cleaning it you have to clean it after put in your dishwasher you let it hang on your clothes line taking a shower to clean but they start looking at you get horny [Laughter] [Music] again yeah so this just happened this this is pretty crazy um the leader of the just cannot go within 150 ft of any school oh ████ holy sh oh wait I missed right this is that's a different article we're going that later oh wow this one is about an Etsy sex toy band huh yeah I see yeah Etsy is Banning sex toys and it's making sellers pretty upset why they were selling sex toys on Etsy with
0:51 custom ones with your name lasered on it I believe so I know someone that like knits butt plugs and sells them on Etsy not not anymore brother you knit them yeah that sounds like it doesn't make for a good but plug I think that that's probably hurts yeah I wouldn't know lot of friction I knew a friend he had a full heart on got the the molder sent it in and got the exact uh dick size dildo for his girl that was long distance wow that's a very car that sucks if your s███'s small that's a lot of work are they still together no see long G you think she still uses it though I don't know if I Hadis I don't know if I like myself enough to get my any part of my body like molded that's a bold and then gift it to someone what if it was unsolicited like she didn't even like it was a Valen they don't even ask that's the worst
1:41 like babe I got you something you don't really love it I can't wait what if it was a rubber rubber my it's my hand no nasty no brother I don't know all that yeah so uh July 29th these the following items will be prohibited from sale exposed body parts such as female nipples which which are modeled do they have the butthole and ████ combos on there they it says uh or the cliff between the buttocks I believe that's what you're talking about have you guys seen the mounts of just like a low back and ass that is so impersonal by the way so crazy so crazy bro it's like just ass right in the two holes it's ass a big wide butt cheeks and then like the top half of the thighs and it's like dude it's like this is a your ████ a dead body is what it looks like it looks like you cut them up and you can't you can't just leave that in your house yeah where's it going so horny just take that
2:31 thing to the corner and just go yeah probably I think so I think you can leave it in the your closet yeah in the gym bag but the people who buy that don't grab the wrong gym bag you know how bad I feel after I jerk off dude yeah imagine after busting something like that or clean it you have to clean it after put in your dishwasher let it hang on your clothes line it's all trying outside mix to your socks and blanket oh brother you can't do that comes over and you're like you're like hey that's a Le Alexis he's like I I was thinking about that one what do you think you guys sharing reviews and ████ think I can try that yeah you take a ride I was thinking about buying that one you think you could put it in a dryer washer and dryer after there they probably give you instructions on how to clean it probably just clean the hole Yeah but guys don't read instructions
3:22 yeah yeah dude machine dry low maybe you take it into the shower you take in the shower to clean but they start looking at you get horny are ████ I got to clean it again oh this one doesn't have suction cups you you you put your bathing suit on and then you shower with it oh okay get tempted no you're going to get horny as soon as you start cleaning the hole and then you go I can't take anymore you take your sh here we go oh my God you seen the toys Dy is so irresistible seen the toy ones what's that it looks like a game controller but it opens up you can put your phone up top and it's it's oh ████ that's next level ████ L higher l i mean faster or slower where you supposed to use that the ████ Airline
4:12 bathroom this guy was showing it in public long flight he's on the bus what's going to happen to only fans and all this ████ once there's like actual accurate sex robots that look exactly like real women they're going to end up in the Motel 6 yeah it's over on the street it's going to be AI like the movie what do it's going to be like coal miners dude what do you think is going to put an end to only fans like you think there's anything that's like legit going to do that I don't think I don't think I think ████ robots I think I think people are too horny I don't I don't think the sex Library get smaller I think is you just keep adding on more things to get your joles off ████ ai ai kills them all because AI will be Flawless they will never age they don't have to go through anything like time of the month or nothing oh ████ right they can talk to you people still buy porn
5:03 VHS tapes you know we got like all the websites now I think you just add to it you just have more things different categories cuz we still have magazines you know I think yeah those are for old people now they're aging out it's like that's like the cable news channels they're all dwindling like you know you know that like on average cable news channels now like CNN doesn't even get a million views anymore really really yeah that's that's what I'm talking about like those people are just dying out you think we have better views than those ████ guys I yeah don't get carried away hell yeah the only thing they're going to get really good views for is the weather yeah weather gets good view espe they're hot what's the weather cuz they got the new Chips got they can't even get that right though like the foreign countries too they're all hot and ████ well you can see the weather immediately on your phones now well now yeah you're right yeah but I can't see it yeah I'd rather have some hot girl tell hot girl tell me about the weather I know but then you
5:53 got to wait till like 8:00 p.m. to watch it yeah just go watch yeah I got to wait till my wife goes to sleep and more it's the Brazil ones I'm waiting to watch the weather bab I don't yeah do you guys like sit down and actually watch TV TV anymore I want to just Netflix like I watch YouTube on my TV or Hulu or Netflix and now it's like I even when I turn on Netflix or something I never pick anything to watch I either I've spent 30 minutes looking for what to watch that's why I want it I want cuz like I think the old experience is the show picks you it's already on you turn it on you're in the middle of Fast and Furious ████ it that's what we're watching right now let's I still spent 30 minutes looking at the TV guide and I quit on everything I quit on everything I have no attention span anymore I can't do commercials yeah
6:45 like you saying I like commercials unless it's about a topic that I enjoy like crypto I can I can watch a crypto video for like 4 hours but if you watch TV ████ likes commercials dude what it's nostalgic now I like it reminds me when I'm a kid but you start you don't even start at the beginning cuz a lot of shows are like if you started watching TV at like 510 you're already 10 minutes into yeah that's what I like I like it now you like that so when I go to Jill's mom's house she has regular ████ cable you just turn it on Boom someone's head explodes cuz they just got shot you're like oh it's ████ like die hard or something die hard and then it's dominoes go get Dominoes $5 pizza or whatever and you're like oh man I missed this wack Tak today you know what F on your t you know what's for cooking or cleaning
7:35 is straight up just turn on JK that's like the best thing dude I can't I ████ can't you can't watch yourself I hear my ████ voice dude as I'll come home Tiff is watching something I'm like turn it off before I said she's watching JK she's either watching JK or she's watching something else like the she'll watch the MMA pod that we're on and I'll be like can you not watch this cuz I want to chill I want to sit down and like kick it you want to like Basket in your own Glory a little bit cuz every time I say something like what a ████ dumb take what a ████ idiot you know you know what Nick probably does Nick probably edits JK videos so it's only him talking he watches the screen record it's a compilation of just Nick just Nick just and it's like it goes to Joe's face he goes and it goes right back to Nick's Point dude if I hear myself laugh I'm like that wasn't even that ████ funny shut up down over there it's Nick dodging questions for like 30 minutes Nick
8:27 Having side conversations with Colleen a whole video she starts it dude and then ████ dodging questions and then dodging any type of like recognition for anything yes correct accurate yeah dude ████ get it out of here I'd rather watch commercials with Bart Bart that's where the money comes from that's I like I know what you mean though about like when you just turn on something and it's like halfway through of like die hard too I like that but not the commercial the commercial because it gives you time to do ████ you remember remember when like TV was part of your life but now like the TV shows are so good you get sucked in but now you can like when when it's commercial days commercial comes on all right cool throw rice in the rice C and then come back background stuff is important yeah and then you can go do this and go over there I never did that you can always just pause it I went to go pee I
9:18 remember going to pee yeah mostly yeah yeah go pee you could do all these other things in the middle just forced to watch serials like you know the commercials the back in the day commercials when the commercials came on it was just cereals tricks are for treats don't think I saw that one tricks are treats don't think I saw that one dude I'm over here just like hurry the up I want to watch this T Nami bro you you Haka show or something okay real quick got to get through why everyone's mad right as creators who help make Etsy what it is and have remained loyal to their platform over the years we feel betrayed uh says Anna who is not to use her surname she's the founder of Simply Elegant glass which makes sex toys Etsy says the band is about keeping users safe and reflects industrywide Trends we
10:08 crafted we crafted this policy with a goal of continuing to enable creative expression and the spirit of our Marketplace keep people safe from what sex toys well they're like we can't protect what goes in your ████ cuz we don't know what's happening should there be like a disclaimer of like yo if you put this up you're snatch like bang at your own risk it's mostly about content filtering because uh obviously kids buy stuff on stickers like a kids buying stickers or something there's a big ass hard dick yeah card massive ████ oh I see I good they're like this sticker is interesting yeah and the recommendeds could be weird sometimes so yeah that's mainly what it's about is etsy's trying to cover its own ass well you know good for them I guess I mean whatever man if you're buying custom sex toys on Etsy like what would I get on Etsy for a custom sex toy bub plug yeah made out of
10:59 yarn I guess what the ████ what the ████ is that man a butt plug that you can blow bubbles through like what the ████ are we doing we have glass oh wait isn't the bath to blow bubbles through your butt
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