0:00 [Music] so there's a popular waterfall in China that some hiker went up there why do you do all the China videos I love this video sick I love this one wait wait wait wait hold on hold on wait I bookmarked this x cuz I was like I got Anthony gets one chance to veto this article in defensive I'm not going to veto CP dude first of all CCTV second of all I swear to God it's right when Ryan's in the H here's this China video and I'm sitting here ████ sweating balls I'm not making these things happen he's the Caitlyn Clark China makes a lot of videos people there's probably a lot of good news coming out of China we're on the same table same side okay that's what I'm saying make your opinion his my favorite Anthony insult is when he's like you're tianan
0:53 Square you're so stupid my favorite one he does off camera off camera crazy oh man wish I could hear him say that keep that in the back pocket sometimes I say I Taiwan that video wow wow that was inside baseball I like it like they might not like it is it cool is it cool to go forward yeah move forward please all right so there's a waterfall in China nice tourist attraction everybody likes it some hiker goes up there and he finds this that's just a funnel dude a funnel of water ████ pipe dude is that a ████ pipe it's a pipe through the mountain so it's manmade fake huge waterfall honestly who cares right who cares ████ cares dude as a Vegas citizen where everything is that school is fake everything fake I'm
1:43 into it I say it's Innovation if it gets people to go hike and look at this beautiful waterfall Mountain the authorities what what they their story is that the pipe it's it's an enhancement so that when during the dry season the waterfall keeps going shut the ████ up enhancement dry season there's no dry waterfall I would have been like you're welcome like what do you want from us huh you you ever go on a hike and you're like at the end it's going to be a beautiful waterfall and you go to the three M hike you get to the end and it's the water eating Canyon during the summer like ████ three water droplets can someone put a hose up here you ever go to you ever go to Niagara you ever go to Niagara Falls in August it's completely bone dry yeah yeah bone Dr for your political system if you put a hose up here all the businesses out dude the ████ pyramids dude go fck
2:34 yell at them come on man whoa whoa nice hey shots fire man chill well I guess it's one of the things where there's like a growing sentiment I guess like worldwide where they make fun of China a lot for things having facades are being fake like there's a page I follow on on Instagram I think it's pretty funny it's just called China fakes everything funny and it's it just shows a bunch of like Chinese things like buildings where they could just like pull the drywall apart like you fake bro this ████ phone oh you think it's Apple oh you think it's America it's ████ made in China too everything's ████ fake that's what they're known for it's called being defensive love it love that but yeah like you said it's a it's a freaking the population so huge they manufacture almost everything they could do all qualities they could do something that's 100% the best thing we even make waterfall man waterfall is a big de I don't long there anything bad about that
3:24 cool whatever dude imagine having that many people in one area let them make fake waterfalls some place so people go to different places they have a fake European city that they model off of like some town in Austria or whatever yeah they do that everywhere they even have one of those in Vietnam oh history lesson guys the Great Wall China they built it the Vietnamese they just made it shot Anthony just blew his own mind okay he's like they built it they built it real Dutch Colony that's manmade brother y Chinatown made it up Glendale yeah guess what people they made it up tell you what guys it's not actually Armenia it's just glendell with Armenians okay yeah they got they have those copy towns there's a there's a fake Paris there's a fake uh Switzerland
4:17 that's pretty Co a fake Italy a fake London fake Austria like all in China they have all those fake places why are we saying it's fake this when over here we say we have Little Tokyo we have Little Saigon like cuz it's not modeled exactly like the blueprint that means they just did it better than us they did it pretty good we just put up buildings and then we filled them up with the people way they have a fake Venice yeah they got F I bet it smells better than real Venice what do gu guys we have a small Eiffel Tower and a ████ Statue of Liberty and a Venice and it was so hot you moved there dude that's the whole point you go there knowing it's fake because you want a taste of it without needing to go somewhere else we have a fake London Eye where you can go in there you give them like 15 bucks and you drink the whole time for like 2 and 1 half hours you walk out of there blind drunk get in an Uber ride wake up in
5:08 your own bed in Vegas yeah there's a Vegas like eye thing Vegas oh that one I know she talk by the Imperial Palace you mean the ghetto side of Vegas trip it's next to the ghetto next to the link hotel right ghet it's the upscale side the ghetto you already know there's one side of the street the Arya and the Vdara side and the Cosmopolitan and then right across the street The Fat Tuesday side you know that's the ghetto side that's true you're talking to some locals though Bud to us the whole strip's I visited the strip more than you guys didn't you go to the fake Eiffel Tower in China did you go to it before didn't you invest in it didn't I invest was it fun didn't you fun BL your life savings on it the highway for it isn't that why you had to go cheap on your house cuz you mess it into the Chinese Eiffel Towers you're too deep in Chinese Eiffel Towers
6:01 coming up with your own eyes crashed with ever Grand hey Define with Johnny tight lips over here I seen a lot of things right Define fake when you when you go somewhere and you see a physical thing that exists like like when I go see the Eiffel Tower the Venetian Hotel I don't go there and I go look at this fake Eiffel Tower I I go look at this replica you know what I'm saying it's different I'm doing it to entertain you actually say those words out loud when every time you see it it's worse I've been there with him he him and Ne they're taking 150 pictures oh my God you're making ████ up it's like nobody's going to buy it you like Filipino food you ████ dude don't that's ████ hey I found a buffet I ha nobody I found a buffet in Vegas we could go to and then Steve could fill up his plate and
6:51 throw it up in the trash oh oh cool does it around with mercus no I keep selling it I keep sending it to Ryan cuz I think that be a good Adventure we all go get Filipino buffet with Steve and then for Steve's first plate he dumps it in the trash can so it really is I'll just scoot the trash can I'm saying is like why is anyone surprised all right just because of the magnitude of the fakeness of this waterfall literally everybody knew since the day of growing up even if you were born here in in ████ LA or whatever you go to Chinatown to buy like ADI ass or like NYY or whatever the hell right you go you get these ████ bootleg CDs or DVDs that clearly the person printed on their printer the cover we already know this exists but we also understood the tears of it you go to China you go to their ████ fake afterm markets you
7:43 get like a Louis Vuitton purse or bag or wallet right and you already knew that there were tiers to it you can get the fake one and then you can fake tier level two and then you fake tier level one which is basically from the same Factory you can't tell the difference and they're priced accordingly so why are we surprised that they got fake waterfall they got ████ fake clouds during the Olympics they ████ put all that ████ in the in the clouds during the Olympics cuz they wanted it yeah they seated them cuz they wanted the um the sky to look blue I'll probably get in trouble for this one but whatever really yeah yeah they they they can do that to the weather during the olym which is impressive why do you think andol anything is surprising because like what's what's the concept of like you don't want another job in China I'm indirectly defending them Chinese cars just so you know they use a lot of cars so you could open a lot of
8:33 dealerships just saying love you they turned a desert into a well I just saying just saying I love you guys Jesus so yeah I mean what what is really wrong about putting a water pipe in a waterall literally nothing first of all I would rather go to an artificial waterfall that had a pipe versus going to like he said eating Canyon after ████ you it China they probably diverted some precious water to like just do this ████ thing you would say that from Japan you like off the waterfall yeah you would say that all of Joe's comments about China from this day forth as just motivated from Japanese colonialism yeah yeah yeah you deserve you deserve to say it your mindset in
9:24 your heart is feudal what's that ████ doing up there anyways they should kill that mind his own business yeah ratting everybody out I know what is he a rock climber he's just a hiker Crossing those velvet ropes you know if you were up there you'd send that ████ to us I for sure would that's what I'm saying I get this guy I think I think part of why it's also a big deal is that it says a lot of Chinese people like didn't know that that was there is that ruining their lives or what are they like I mean it looks like a real waterfall ████ 100t down but what if that's like one of the Ancient Wonders of China and they're like oh this water has been running down for like a thousand years so everyone goes to look at it and then they find out it's a fraud what would you be more mad at if would you be more mad at a fake waterfall or would you be more mad about that one like I don't know if it's Chinese it's like a beef stew where they
10:14 haven't changed the pot in a century beef stew they just been Chang that ████ I would been the beef stew man I would ████ if you go there if you go there because you're ████ so like Amazed by it that you want to experience it and then you're disappointed it's because you are CH I told you he does it told that you're not supposed to say that ever
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