0:00 Ryan's got the legit Shady answer for every ████ question and hypothetical we have here hook up a car battery it'll shock his penis with 24 000 volts I don't think he'd be peeing again [Music] so a man has been caught on video urinating on his ex-wife's grave almost every morning what the ████ how does somebody know that if they're not they're almost everyone the groundskeeper the groundskeeper goes they needed a 365-day trial to mention this house is that illegal they need to ████ find out if he killed his wife or not they should investigate yeah this guy hates his wife's gut this is the best part dude so he's 68 years old he visits
0:51 the ceremony almost every single morning between 6 14 a.m and 6 18 a.m early right with his current wife oh ████ and urinates on his ex-wife's grave damn all right the current wife got me ████ up like the willing to go there with him everybody who support him that's weird as ████ it's the getaway maybe he wishes like his ex was that supportive he's like see how supportive she is she's down she's a down ass ████ open your mouth ████ ████ there's pissing on the grave that's dedication that's like a four minute window that he's always hitting but it's like every morning you got to wake up ████ put on your coffee and ████ like that get your clothes on and stuff like that you know ████ lock the doors on your way out as you pull out the trash and then as you're reversing out of the driveway not to hit the other people walking drive all the way to the cemetery every day maybe it's
1:42 on the way to the gym you know it's like they just do it he can't piss before that stop humanizing them no no well it's like it's like uh his habit is very tandem with something that he likes to do like no I I'll humanize him every morning he wakes up to just to get prepared at five goes like this I got this babe no no he's got morning wood dude he's rocking fills up his bladder and his supportive wife is like babe have some Pedialyte too yeah you need your electrolife oh no his support I have some asparagus today here's some ████ neon vitamins so the man who discovered B vitamins the man who discovered this says he can't get his wife to go out to dinner with him all the time but this guy gets his wife to go along with them to desecrate This Woman's remains every ████ morning and by the way this man is the son of
2:37 the mom who's being pissed on no oh ████ also he was like he was like kind of like Pia he was like private investigator like trying to be like what's going on that's why he's watching that sucks for him so this guy has a long standing Grudge with the we'll call him the pisser wait so isn't the pisser his dad the pisser is I believe his in-law oh yeah interesting like stepfather yeah stepfather yeah okay so because a guy the pi is going to his mom's grave he's ████ piss on it every day yeah he's like what he's like I need to set up some ████ GoPros to see what the ████ going on okay uh let's play devil's advocate for a second please all right what if yeah ████ group thinking I'm sick of it yeah you guys are obviously all one
3:27 group let me think the other way this guy and his relationship with his dead wife yeah ex-wife maybe she ████ had a fetish she liked to be peed on she just had a golden shower thing and this is his way of constantly showing his love and appreciation she told him every day for 40 years you better sprinkler me when I'm gone and he said I will and you know what there's just exactly there's just as much possibility of that weirdness just as much as the possibility of this weirdness that's all I gotta say that's very true there's opportunity for everybody go ahead group think ████ I think maybe she had it coming maybe she wasn't that good of a person and we don't know what she did to him and this uh his current wife to allow such Behavior oh wow that's technically back in the group think Bowl unlike what
4:17 I did but that's cool but you know we're just playing Devil's Advocate I'm Devil's Advocate what if the dude is from a different culture where that's not an insult it's an insult okay I think in every culture that's an insult he has a long-standing grudge with his ex-wife is that that yeah like my thesis is not right then do you do you think it's like if he misses a day like say the off chance he misses a day do you think he's like ah ████ I gotta get back probably OCD I probably wants more Pedialyte he's like ah ████ I missed it it doesn't feel right he just respects holidays like Columbus Day do you think his his wife he's like he's like you know we can't go to the Bahamas babe I know you want to go but we can't go because we have to piss him so we gotta piss in our grave you know yeah I gotta we can't take her grave with us she goes I understand she's like oh my God that's so true I forgot about that you're so dedicated that's really admirable I wish there was I hope the the tombstone is
5:08 next to a tree it's like he's doing one of these guys shake it yeah I'm done real bye what makes me feel good yeah if you let me ask you this so you know you're of the type of person maybe you live in a certain area yeah I'm honorable maybe no not exactly but your type of Hope is perhaps you called into a radio caller you were number nine you get to go to the ████ Atlantis resort in the Bahamas for nine days I'm going so now you know all you can do is go to an aquarium store you get the bag where they put goldfish in you put little pin Pricks into it you fill it up with your piss for days and then you just lay it on your wife's grave and just like
5:58 this should last about night it's like probably nine pounds of piss like that should come out like yeah slow drip yeah I'll keep pissing and even the fish will keep pissing when I'm gone yeah you are you feeling that way are you are you like that's at least getting her the devil is in this conversation The Devil's Advocate or you gotta hire like uh like a Moonlight somebody you gotta hire someone else like somebody that's really good you gotta get another study you can hire a dog walker a ████ reroute the dog's routes but why would he do this for so long it's probably that's what we have to get down the annoying months pillows all over the place that's so funny nick I'm so glad you asked so the man um has a long-standing grudge with
6:49 um the sun oh so it's on him well he should go piss off so the man was married to the son's mother for a short period of time more than 40 years ago and left when she got pregnant insisting the child was not his okay oh that's kind of thick testing however proved the man was indeed the child's father oh so that is his son but he doesn't really care and keeps pissing on the grave what he has had a public urination charge um filed against him by the orange Town Police Department and um he has not been reached for comments since and this is in New Jersey the the son who caught him is his biological son but he's pissing on her grave because she said that's not his biological son he doesn't he doesn't and
7:40 they have a DNA test so she's like Dad can you stop do that I'm not your ████ Dad it's like Steve Jobs with Lisa oh with Lisa this is like that's not my and if you guys remember Steve Jobs was pissing on all kinds of grapes dude this guy's a messy boy he's a messy he's a messy boy yeah this whole situation is a messy boy routine though Andy's dedicated he's hydrated that means Bart hell of respects him because of the ████ routine that's a nice dedication is Google heart likes it he wakes up at 4 30 in the morning pretty good but it's like I understand this guy where's the Pedialyte maybe he's a veteran he's not a veteran okay I feel really bad for the sun yeah that means he's the victim here yeah literally he was ████ in the belly while they were having their estranged ████ situation trying to figure out whose ████ baby was her denying it
8:30 was his even though it was his so was she basically just saying I cheated on your ass even though that's your baby and then him being like that's not my kid so I'm gonna resent him and you for the rest of my life and this ████ son had nothing to do with it except he's ████ finding this dude his actual father denies being his father is pissing on his actual mother's grave every day that's ████ ridiculous I think if the son that was watching his biological father peed on the grave if his biological father was in his life more he would have gone up to that guy and just punch him in the face the first time he caught him that's what I think you should do because if you if this is his father's in his life okay so he could he should be face repeated he can't do that because he's got to record he's gonna be out he's like somebody like that ████ I gotta make sure the Red Dot stays hey no matter what you should at least Scotch Guard the grave or
9:20 something like you're not yeah dude flexi your mom's getting yeah Flex seals dude ████ rolling to the next guy's grave yeah dude like Miracle tape or whatever Saran wrap it or something pee pads you know so like bar you could just lift up the turf put some Saran Wrap there put the turf back down yeah dude Flex tape the one where like there's a big leak and the guy just ████ slaps it yeah but it also comes in spray form where you can just like armor anything you like this guy just needs to watch late night TV but he's waking up too early yeah he doesn't have cable this guy routine or just do that thing where you uh put like a car battery behind the stone and it electrifies it so when you pee it goes you're wild dude I mean I'm ████ insane I just like Wayne's World yeah oh wait no Tommy Boy I like Tommy Boy remember when ████ He's peeing on the
10:11 gym that's right that means every time Ryan's in this room and Joe's like you know what they should do they should just pee on this guy Ryan's just sitting there like hey I'm over here internally ████ myself oh my God that's it Ryan's got the legit Shady answer for every ████ question and hypothetical we have here hook up a car battery it'll shock his penis with 24 000 volts I don't think he'd be peeing again not through that hole instead JK Justice is like yeah we'll do the same thing with a ████ guy every time JK Justice [Music] foreign
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