0:00 [Music] Anthony what what do you still like about Disneyland and what do you now hate about Disneyland what I hate about Disneyland uh it's too expensive and there's way too many people but what I like about Disneyland is when I was young in California Adventure open I thought that whack really well I thought it was critically Panda it was what it was it it was just not as cool as Disneyland sa in California yeah oh wow look at the California tree you smell a sword like orange orange groves I remember that orange grov but then but then I became smells smells like outside they added a couple things you know like the whole Buzz Lighty you're this and blah blah blah but then I became of age like 21 I could drink that's what about
0:50 you do the food fair all the time so you always just have nothing but like crazy foods and drink the food's bomb and the drinks can get dank if you know which ones to go and St California like babee look at those ████ corn crops holy ████ just like real life can't cuz you can't drink in Disneyland there's no alcohol iny yeah to drink you have to go to calent I was a game changer and then you stumbled to Disneyland whole game forever you don't uh do you consider Downtown Disney part of the Disney Experience at all no not anymore that's like not anymore that's like if you're in high school you need a place to kick it but you can't afford to go in Disneyland that's like the inner city of Disney it's the hood it's like I don't know if we want to be here like it's it's it's getting late we should get out get dicey and they and they closed down uh the the movie theater and they moved ear sandwich to a bigger restaurant so
1:40 it's like kind of cool but everything else feels like really like yeah inter it's a cool place to get some last minute turos but they're not those churros aren't even the Disneyland churros what those are like no they're like third party they're called California churros or some ████ yeah that's not the Disneyland churos they're totally different they taste just as good dude they are not that's why they're all colored that's why that's why they sell like the strawberry fil churro or the chocolate it's not the same ████ in terms of the attractions where did Disneyland swing and miss miss increda coaster what the ████ is an incred what is that that's just the reskinned it's the reskinned uh exactly California screaming here's where they missed the ████ Finding Nemo Submarine thing that was a buz kind of all cuz look bro the ride is 1 1550 minutes long bro and it's hot in there and it's small it's tight you're
2:30 claustrophobic don't do it it's it's the old submarine ride basically but they branded it that's true that's true idea is so cool you like that ride orinal yeah you was claustrophobic course Bart liked it cuz he used to get locked in his closet memory he's like wow there's Windows he's like this is way better than way better than my I didn't like it because that's where all the parents wanted to go so they could take a break yeah there's AC in there nuts when that happens yeah there's not AC in there bro really you there's not AC it's hot BR it's hot as ████ in there you feel like man if this to go in the water you're like oh wow this is why there's only 4 feet deep and the Sun is back baking this ████ all day it's really funny that Bart really likes it he would like dude when I was home I got locked in my closet in the garage so this is great I
3:20 think uh when they when they brought in the uh Nightmare Before Christmas to Haunted Mansion I think that was dope oh yeah that's cool that's an example of a good res that's a good one there a funny one that's happening right now where they uh close down and are remodeling Splash Mountain because it's the themes outdated and like racist and stuff oh yeah yeah what was racist about Splash Mountain Zippity dudah the whole like Song of the South oh is that what it is just too close to menstrual yeah I didn't like that in the the Pirates one where like they used to chase those hoes around like no they took it out and now it's like now theys it no now it's the chick chasing the dude cuz the guy's so scared of all her women power they made remember they were selling wenches they were selling bries theyes now it's a lady pirate and she's like this yeah so empowering when you see IM being like a four-year-old girl
4:10 you're like I'm so empowered yeah that's what she's thinking when you see all the like uh Pirates and these like it's a small world back when Disneyland opened up that was Disneyland y like it was the it was like this it was like we're going to go see puppeteering mechanical we're going to think that's that was the ████ whole deal that's the whole deal and S years ago came from Montana to go see some of this ████ that was the whole thing that's exciting the president boring Montana is could you imagine that was the ████ I really love that Goofy Movie joke where they go to the posum park like how it's all like mechanical possums welcome it's like that's perfect that's exactly how it felt like back in the day when you're in the president's thing and like by the time it gets to Mill from war you're like I think I'm out of here hey you want to know I've never done the Pres the Lincoln one the Lincoln one right that's a good place to take a nap
5:01 yeah ████ nobody's there yeah I sleep on Pirates you know a swing in a home run that nobody seems to know about still is the thing at California Venture where you do a drawing class oh dude that's great I like that class people always like have never heard of that it's so good that's is it the one where you draw all these circles and teach you how to draw the characters and it's and it's hot you go when you look at the schedule you see who you want to draw to well let me get let me sell you let me sell you like this you can't sell me it listen I never did it go with your buds and make it a competition no what come on let me tell you something when you go to Disney you spend like ████ at least 500 bucks minimum not to mention gas whatever even if you live in LA you spend 500 bucks then you take a ████ class while you're there you better be there maxing men maxing the Indiana Jones ride Space Mountain all that ████ you better not be I better not catch you like ████ in
5:52 some music class or something yeah but that's not a you're not making a new memory going on a ride you already know bro when you go to when you go to the cloud there to do to do new memor when youself when you need a midday snooze after you done all the big stuff and you you you need a little break that you go in there cuz I can't draw for ████ and out of that class I have a pretty cool drawing on Mickey Mouse I throw it away but like it's fun to do still have it you kept you kept a laptop where your son just ████ went like this with with markers bro it's also really fun to look at other kids and try not to laugh at how crappy their looks terrible to not feel as bad teacher who won way better you you know where California Adventure hit back in the day granted we were also younger but Tron they they brought a whole Tron theme and part poro even performed there as well but they made like Tron drinks and they basically held like a night Rave every night there
6:45 used to be a club there when we were growing up I'm old than yall so we Disneyland was one of the place we go to clubs or teenage clubs in sou California it was called viopolis sounds familiar yeah so they had viopolis and then uh notb Farm had a club called called Cloud9 and if you a teenager especially during summer after 5 or 600 p.m. we you can go in for like 10 bucks so we so we' all the teenagers around Southern California we'd go to the and Magic Mountain had a club too and you like they're teenage clubs but videopolis was the Disneyland it looks so cool with those documentaries about it did you ever get to see halix what's halix no halix was a rock band that they made specifically as a Disney attraction so it was like you go to a rock concert but it looked like uh it looked kind of like a Star Wars band in Tomorrowland really yeah where they were all in costumes but then they had like a lead
7:36 singer and then the girl and people became fans of this band like they were a real band wow that's tght yeah I did like Captain IO Captain IO is the best Captain IO the best the best always should be a forever staple dude Captain EO when you I remember they left and it came back and I watched it again and it's the best 3D it's 3D is so ████ good ever yeah ever it's so good I think there might be a conflict with the whole like kid deing but if you could look past that look past it you know what I'm saying I just feel like that ████ was sick you know I like that little monster with the nails and then he was like opens up his rainbow shirt and he's ████ shooting people with love and turn into ████ dancers that ████ was crazy Angel Davis yeah it's very dated so good so good all
8:27 the that was the best take they had by the I love that you know one of my favorite rides no one likes it another one is the train that goes around the whole I love that you like it yeah because it faces the other way you're fa you're going sideways that's why you like it yeah it's freaking relaxing is enjoy the whole whole I mean I like it now because I'm old call it a ride it's not ride I think they did a pretty good job with rise of the resistance as a ride I haven't play I haven't seen Done Yet the pilot or is that one no no no that's where your hand no that's the hand solo one resistance is the one where uh you open up the thing and then you see all the Stormtroopers and you have to go through the line they're mean to you in line yeah they're mean to you I like that dude I love doing the so we we were there for like the opening weekend cuz we're like I'm I'm famous and stuff and and Nikki I'll never forget we're waiting in line not long at all cuz I'm
9:18 so famous and we're doing the the Smugglers thing the high solo ride and I'll never forget Nikki going like hey are you really going to Pilot this thing cuz like you know and I'm like yeah this doesn't mean anything to you ████ this is everything to this my shot I normal me you're right babe 100 no this is my this is my ████ you don't give a ████ about Star Wars you don't sit there watch Star Wars you don't care about Star Wars think Star Wars sucks just give me my one thing have you ever stayed at any Disneyland hotel no yeah I didn't the what's the one that looks like a wood cabin thing onefor great the great or the grand the cheap one grand yeah no no it's not the the cheapest one yeah iay there uh yeah that's right where they give it away we stayed there for time they pay you to stay there second
10:08 or third birthday the little bear Motel it pretty cool I see people going in and out of the exit all the time staying in the hotel the Grand California Grand California and then we had um dinner at the goofy goofy Buffet is it called the goofy Buffet that's a funny ass name goofy Buffet but there's a buffet it's really good it's pretty good for kids it's like HomeTown Buffet but for kids do did you feel like it was expensive to stay there ████ yeah really what was what was the what's the damage on Grand California dude it was like probably the same price as if you got like a pretty sick ass room at the cosmo oh Dante you ever see this Star Wars Hotel thing no oh Jee they make you role play while you're there where they called it Galactic uh ████ it was on a cruise ship was it yes it was called well it was called a cruise ship but there's no windows and they're you're not moving so it's like Star Wars Galactic something
10:59 gal Cruiser okay right so you're on this it's like a role playing event okay where you're staying at this hotel it's all decked out Star Wars like right but then they're like we're going on a cruise to like corant or some ████ and then but you're like you're just in a room it's like an escape room yeah okay and they're just so the windows in the windows things look like they're moving but you're not moving you're going anywhere no I that sounds cool though is is a real Star Wars thing or is just someone trying to do a Star Wars thing no it's real oh okay but they had they closed it in like a year cuz like they charge like $5,000 a room fin talking about yeah we talked about it here it was a massive $5,000 a room it cost them like 200 mil or something to make this thing yeah it called it like an experience like you're paying for the whole like world even though it's even though your room was like and then once again even though it had nothing to do with the movies or anything so like like
11:50 oh yeah like this is like the Star Wars Galactic Cruiser thing Anakin Skywalker came here on his wedding night and you're like making up new lore yeah like hey maybe maybe people that's not can can is that Canon no you can't do that maybe it is Canon no and then do they have the audacity to like put a little scratch mark on the wall and they're like oh yeah that's where like Anakin like scratched the wall while he's walking with Padme and then so Star Wars people like oh ████ it's just the maintenance dude who accidentally hit it with a broom who who knows but the fact that they do that it's the most cynical thing I've ever seen and I kind of respect it they're raking it in it's weird that like Star Wars is Disney now there's going to be a whole new generation people think that just Star Wars is Disney and then you're like an old person like you you know it wasn't Disney it's a thing that they bought it
12:40 Marvel's Avengers ████ that's not Disney it doesn't feel the same but there's a new generation of kids like it's all just one thing to them yeah and you're like it's not one Iron Man is a is a Disney character now how is that possible Spider-Man Spiderman wow sh dude did they get Toontown is it still there no toontown's still there and they have a new ride there that's actually I could even find that ████ no it's there it's there it's the same spot and all the attractions in Toontown are the same the Roger Rabbit rid still there uh yes Rabbit Disney was Roger Rabbit Disney no I don't think it is now ████ I thought it was like a yeah where Ro what was Roger R I thought it was a partnership between WB and Disney like a perfect like the first time they I don't think it's it's weird cuz you don't see much Roger Rabbit ████ around it's in that
13:30 one corner they they should do a whole spin-off on that Jessica Rabbit thing Jessica Rabbit Roger Rabbit had his own dance Roger Rabbit a serious Just stra Dance raise your hand if you're jerk to Jessica rabit oh definitely wow are you right Brave I was all about cool world cool world oh no she was cool yeah was Hollywood Hollywood if she could I think Disneyland is a hit on food in general yeah you think it's a hit on food I don't know depends no the thing is like so many things are great there for example the fried chicken one place where are you using it you can only go to one one have you been to the all you can eat uh barbecue ribs place no where's it comes in a bucket and they just keep bringing you buckets of ribs where's that at I don't know the Nam all this place the best place you think no if you're going to give me one
14:20 thing to eat Free's different Free's different Free's different you get unlimited ribs Anthony what's your favorite restaurant in the whole world he's got to ████ on it so hard not ████ you I'm not no genely I'm thinking about his question I'm respecting his question real quick Jesus in the world of Disney where would you want to eat have you been to the place where you drive through uh when you go through the darkness and there's that hotel that's I not Hotel restaurant go through the darkness you're like in a ████ wet thing and you're going oh yeah that's good Blue by you I would go there I would go there I never tried it it's okay is good but the surf and turf the surf and turf is really good tail steak I think it's solid I think it's expensive for what it is is expensive for what it is but it's good cool experience though cool experience I went there cuz I asked somebody what is the best restaurant in this park and they told me to go that blue well the setting
15:10 is is unbeatable and you can just walk up and be like hey if there's any cancellations I'll be right here and then usually there are but it's all expensive I remember being a kid getting you know going with some friends family to the park and was like my mom G me like 20 bucks do you got to pack your own food like we got this chicken like you have $20 you're like well I could eat one you going to the pizza for yeah you're eating one ████ thing dog and then the rest of it like I'm be starving till midnight get for inflation she gave you like 2500 bucks that's if I got one thing ironically I'll probably go get like a turkey leg or some ████ turkey leg no way turkey legs a going one the only thing you can e that's what you want if I only have one thing cuz then I'd be like all right ████ it I'll just do this you don't get turkey legs in lots of places my favorite snack is the uh the pretzel with the cream cheese on the inside ooh yeah the Mickey Mouse you
16:01 can only get it at one place right they have cream cheese and Jalapenos in there there's only one place you can get it at the whole that they started making the Dole stuff available other spots of the yeah but you know what pisses me off you ████ need to go in the app and ████ like need to reserve that ████ if you really want to get through the line on it because so many people want it fast passes for it now fast pass for the redo redo redo one meal Lobster nachos where what the ████ is that California Adventure it used to be Ariel Grotto it's called like ████ lamp light lounge or some ████ now it's literally on the lake California Adventure and they have lobster nachos and they are bomb wow you tell me that a bunch of adults didn't want to go to Ariel's Grotto well I guess it was kind of cruel that they were serving Seafood we're all eating Sebastian
16:52 what's crazy is y'all are like very well versed in Disney everybody no this guy knows everything about Disney some watching that has never been to Disneyland cuz I'm privileged Steve you know I mean your family your family who's in love to go to Disneyland y'all talk about that ████ like like a nothing I only went one time I wrote everything down but you guys experienced it in a way that's not normally access we were in Alum dude we were looking down on other people spitting on everyone has diseases I don't know how they picked us D I remember looking it was like everybody at Maker Studios but it's like the same crew of us going back yeah it was always like the the most important people oh God but no I remember I'll never who needs charity in the group dude no I remember looking at people who I could tell had been in line for like hours and just being
17:42 [Laughter] like tap him on the shoulder only an hour to go Bud nothing beats it nothing beats it [Music]
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