0:00 [Music] there's a mystery uk man who went viral after a google maps image showed him jerking it on his own bed manifested the masturbation and you guys could just react to it those ████ suckers we've all been in this position right what is that he's just laying on his bed jacking off wait really i can't tell is that his dignity looks like a girl that's a dude yeah like because you told me that was happening like yourself i can't tell okay look i love the glasses oh my gosh here you got to get in there he's looking at you really gotta get you no he's like this look he's out he's like this and he's looking at you really i can't oh yeah he's like this but i also feel like
0:50 because we said it was masturbation i understand that but if i saw that i wouldn't okay all right that's nice does this have to do with the opening bell well it's very abstract because in the morning you go ding ding ding ding ding exactly he's like luna all the time you don't jack off when luna hits all-time high what's wrong with you you should celebrate i jug off using my wife like a gorilla oh god wait where did the animal element come in you're one of those bronx zoo kind of guys oh you were too ████ up for that video too you were too ████ up i feel like you got ████ four eyes right now sorry i don't know i don't want to be made fun of by a dancer that's the worst moment of my life how the ████ is this here it's next up that was the ████
1:40 gorilla i know it's serendipity what the ████ you know when like an ad video pops up yeah the ████ gorilla ████ video but he just right when he said it i swear that's ████ that's how they're ████ listening we're manifesting everything today listen two things in one video you know okay the point is okay really though back to this how the ████ did google maps capture because you guys know the google car that drives around taking photos it's like a 360 camera yeah it's a little bit like the camera's higher have you guys ever this is like a photo in the dude's house i've been behind it dude it takes forever those guys don't ████ move it takes ████ forever a picture of me bent over on google maps really rare yeah because i was driving it was driving by uh my mom's house and i was like fixing the i was trying to put the hose in putting the hose in right right that's what it took how fat is your ass back then was it pretty fast was it thick and juicy in there was it like now can you pull it up on your phone he recognizes
2:30 himself by his ass his pants are around his ankles too you guys never seen some weird ████ on you see his whole ████ dude bart's ass behind my wife is the most thing the most ass i have on my phone we've got some chicks on there like a little ████ that was caught on google camera oh there's a whole lot dude there's murderers like all kinds of there are like one with like i think it's in like like uh middle of california and it's like a bunch of like white ghoul they changed it that's just irvine oh they updated humber they updated it boo because before before right here i was bent over pulling that hose in how often do you think they drive around to update literally searches everything they can check it's like a really good amount they do it enough where i'm always behind the ████ i'll tell you that like here's one guy goes 20 miles an hour two lines of people with eagle
3:21 heads standing there what do you think they did on purpose wait we got ego heads so some illuminati meeting or something but it's hard to tell when the thing's gonna come around that's scary yeah wait but that's a street that's an inside job that's a google inside job yeah why is that on the street i mean that's a sidewalk i mean sorry still does get things like do you think some other country that are more pedestrian-like has like google sidewalk view oh like there's a robot that goes down the sidewalk and gets all that yeah like a ████ dumbass with a gopro on his forehead and you know getting a man on the street they got a ████ nerd with one of these just walking around and ████ there's one of these dudes being arrested holy ████ wait is that japan go back on a couple screw it on the hood okay yeah like that that looks like a steve green video kid
4:11 i'm holding a gun to a guy's head whoa what the ████ yeah it's weird stuff oh horse naked in the trunk why is the angle the same oh are these like um like do people know what's coming you know when you're really good get in a trash can like what you had in your yard no that was all kind of noodles in my cameras pointed at you and they purposely can like yeah they look at it is it like that where these guys know it's coming i think i feel like wild ████ just goes down all over the world and it's like right if you're driving around and if you don't catch it like it's just always there weird stuff happens all the time if you're the guy who's driving the ████ google mouse video you're like driving down right and you see something crazy and you're like no no no i got to back up double take don't take double take
5:01 double right you gotta sure yeah i've seen um this dude has like a nest cam right and they say it's like the craziest street in canada and then there's like he catches footage of like dudes throwing down he catches footage of like a guy like he's on a bicycle and he just stole a bicycle right and he's like rolling penny farthing he stole a bicycle and then a car just comes down rams that ████ grabs the bike back and ████ them up it's like gta ████ whoa you guys know that but uh that bicycle with the big ████ wheel and then yeah yeah yeah little is that really what it's called do you know that because you're white like how do you know that i know because i did a show called dino yacht club and i had to learn ████ like that while i was feeling smart guy i want to ride one
5:51 of my favorite old bicycles do you have a cartoon i have a cartoon it's called down to the account yeah this is one of my favorite google camera things they ever caught it clearly looks like the google car is just chasing this poor guy but look at the slideshow he's like oh look at that ████ what the hell guys he's running why is he running what the ████ this guy's a weirdo that shipping container look that guy's funny oh what the ████ why that's so randy they're maybe google car drivers are people too they're maybe it might be yeah they have to they ████ afterwards do you think it was a human do they have robots like bot i don't think they do block cameras yet i don't think so they will soon i'm sure have you guys seen those um like little robot delivery things yeah and homeless people
6:41 ████ open them up and jack them are they you know yeah okay because i've seen pictures of it i've never seen it like deliver ████ putting in l.a is a dumbest idea i know i've only seen them i've had them in a hotel before where you ordered like room service we're gonna open the door like no way i thought i was gonna be a person and it's the the ████ r2d2 is this in vegas you are so rich it's disgusting dude this is ████ like ████ motel eight dude hello master quan i'm so ████ rich dude yeah did you shot a touchdown i've always wanted to be like you way to go dude hey hey bart dude [Applause] house this is for bart i know what that sounds
7:32 like that sounds like bart made a lot of money off of the facts of hard-working americans yeah so bart and the rest of the one percent no it's the funniest thing ████ the best western once in a while like you know a comment will come around and they say i don't get it you know bart and joe are business partners but how come bart is so ████ rich and joe is so ████ homeless well first of all i created this homeless joe narrative and played into it for a whole damn year no way no like people what three years my reality is shifting joe's like dude it's a narrative meanwhile he's still living homeless for like three years let me let's be honest for a second joe you between you and me and who cares about the cameras are you telling me that you are sitting here telling the cameras like you're taking l's because it's funny to you
8:24 why wouldn't we let's be honest you're clearly just actually taking l's but you can't ████ admit it except for that you're in front of the camera oh no it's a it's actually you know what it is i think it's one of those things where i have to mask it because my insecurities are not allowing me to really tell the truth i have to play along with this whole entire oh wait so joe are you saying you're rich well i do have a coin here go ahead made of pure silver it's a jomalia coin why would he need to sell it if he's rich why so funny why would he need to sell that if he's rich honestly if if even if you hit like 300 million dollars i really truly believe in my heart that you would live the exact same i believe that you're a thousand percent still into camping and i'm like why no you probably can't more captains are cool dude i've turned maybe a dozen plus people into millionaires this guy's
9:15 the biggest waste of my time because he's the same what the ████ was the point my little brother too he's like oh my dream me and my wife we're gonna do peanut farming and i'm like peanuts why did i ████ is he george washington carver or what i'm like why help you win who gives a ████ this biggest waste of my time ever if we don't know we should ask a 19 millionaire like what do you do with that money what do you do oh well um i don't have any of that money actually because i play the joe narrative right opposite narrative being a total joke i'll tell you what i would do 19 million i'd drive a ████ cement truck on the freeway and just whatever i want to go oops and just ████ dump the whole ████ and then ████ go oh i need help you are so tyco's father it's disgusting
10:06 not exactly because christie would have said butt like 71 more times but you guys better help me before this ████ ████ dries up into a rock poo poo kaka derek thank you no but look here's how stupid this ████ is right so this guy will sit here and he's talking about oh yeah i'm a winner big time but then he's also on camera mostly talking about how poor and dumb he is and he's like also sending that to his editor and saying yeah that looks good thank you i approve [Laughter] but then the stupid ████ who watch this you're like joe's really poor he's it's not working out joe is so ████ stupid and poor that he's about to go to zero i feel like it's like that's the funny part he's amazing hey guys you guys are not smart and all due respect i love you half respect for from
10:56 steve but you're not smart you mean i just felt bad for the real like fans that started getting concerned for me because i was like i was like no don't feel bad no no they're smart though real real concerned smart don't eat paint it's bad for you it's actually bad for your brain doesn't it it's like when you you did the whole color blinding troll for like one you had to keep it up your first it's just so funny to live in it well you told people you were color blind i told my wife yeah like a year for a year yeah yeah i started dating and then for me i was just like if this is the narrative that they want i'm going to give it's real wait wait why did you do that huh what was the motivation i was bored it was also trending his dick's black listen to me this guy told everyone in every edit
11:46 i'm a poor ████ and he's clearly a poor ████ because of it that's the best part dude it is he manifested it and he said he's stacking ████ dubs all these people eating paint they'll be like i eat paint yeah what it's paint nachos what i pour cheese on top of it it's good [Music] you
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