0:00 [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we are extremely careful and today we have mr jason cheney in the building hey hey we were just talking about this you know earlier in the day so let's get back to it we were just talking about wanting an updated 2022 ranking of asians presented by jason cheney what rank okay asians number one the black people black people no no no um no even even within asia even within asian it's like black a lot of people yeah i was like i could see how that could work yeah we're not even connected as a continent dude i know way more black dudes that do kung fu than asian dudes for sure that's true hundred percent i know at least i
0:50 know at least like four or five they got a hell of swag in the outfit yeah and they make it look cool we don't know like five or six asians that do kung fu no i really don't i know i know like you know i used to train with a couple of people the only mainstream kung fu song is by black people that's true thank you thank you ryan and the only kung fu group i know the wu-tang clan yeah that's true they made it kind of way cooler yeah so so back to your range of black people is at the top of the asians list so what's under what's under black odb odb is here yeah yeah odp but what i never really thought about ranking it and i would like to be very specific wait where did this question come from like what's the concept earlier in the morning he's like oh because we were talking about like first he was talking drunk on vietnamese people because why not it's easy too right and then he's like and then he's like well you guys
1:40 haven't done your rankings asian rankings i just thought you guys did because you guys are you know i was like okay we are a pretty prominent asian like voice out there and i think it's about time we create the hierarchy of asians yeah yeah starting with black people at the top like you said obviously korean supremacy yeah koreans pretty up there korean spirit and world war ii though they weren't really up there and i'd have to say my ancestors were kind of up there but these days koreans are really crushing it dude but even when they were losing they're like korea number one that's true that's true they know how to lose while being number one yeah they're good sports they are well that's another thing is like what dictates to be number one like how crazy they are or economics what's your criteria yeah whatever 20 22
2:30 rankings by jason cheney all right uh being the most savage okay who will win in the war oh i see i see i like this that's a that's a new take it's a new take because i mean like savage as in like as in like like jungle jungle asian savage or you mean like you talking about like civilized versus savaged or like you're talking about like war dog crazy like i'll bite you like no no like crazy like okay so who's number one who's number one like blanca or m bison kind of said oh okay okay okay yeah who's number one savage g then probably chinese nah chinese is a ████ dude viet congs were savage bro vietcong doesn't have that many people 2022 dog 22 20 22. we're talking about population he's like voted world war ii chinese i haven't heard somebody rep viet cong like this
3:21 in front of you yeah dude did you who wrapped it like that the viet cong they're crazy dude the stories that they damn man yeah i mean gangsters these vcs did all right those guys are retired he's saying that china has the most uh people to you know most people knows most money yeah but chinese people aren't dangerous though chinese people will ████ like sell you a lot of ████ that's dangerous dude i feel like china i feel like china just holds the world like this and at any point yeah because they're really polite they don't want to show that that's not savage to me savage is like genghis khan ████ i'll ████ come and blow up your whole village and then ████ all your ████ lizards or whatever like ████ i'll grab all your ████ village monkeys and then ████ make them play drums and ████ or something
4:12 yeah so that kind of savage but you still want to win do you know i feel like chinese people if they really wanted to they'll be very polite and then still be savage they'll be like hey can i please have your women and then they'll the people will say no and they'll go okay please and then grab them really hard and then and then and then rate them and smile in their face be like that's kind of savvy it's like the intro to a glorious bastard has there any jews he's very polite but also they're down they business yeah you know because right now they want what they want yeah yeah because right now their war is like hey we're friendly right and he goes yeah you know what you ever watched tick tock oh he's like yeah yeah watch your legs watch your family whole family watch okay okay you guys get really stupid okay let me just take the economy away from your whole country make the economy away son wanted to be a
5:03 doctor no influencer now that's true you want a barbie doll we make it here their war is economically superior so who could who could put up a fight against china yeah uh in asia singapore way too small wait a but every single chinese want to go to singapore to gamble right because there's no gambling allowed in your communists or macau that's how they're going to win is they're going to drain all of china's money through gambling ah because when a chinese person walks in a casino they cannot resist they cannot resist that's very true yeah so who's
5:53 number two i want to say north korea [Laughter] you want to say that i want to say why did you laugh why north korea just the way you said it was so like north korea i i because they're so um because he killed his own uncle that's number one don't point at me this guy no no but also there uh i feel like they have they study war for a really long time yeah but they got outdated equipment that's her truth that's where they're their equipment's gonna break but you know what it's all about execution i feel like they would execute better than like chinese people could they work harder exactly yeah and they they could eat crickets they never get hungry people can eat something yeah i mean true the guy created yeah but they still get hungry chinese people
6:44 are still more civilized than you know north koreans that's true that's true you could survive longer and in a harsher condition who's number three then number three um i would say probably uh probably vietnamese people vietnamese people you know yeah why are you apologetic about that it was reluctant yeah you got that it was very lucky it was very salty probably throw this guy a bone here why you got to give him a participation award for him because joe was repping it so hard that's why who are you trying to appease man north korea i think they wouldn't even make it three miles outside of north korea because they get they're already hungry if you're leaving hungry they're already malnourished if you're leaving hungry dude
7:34 that's game over but if you're leaving like everywhere else has food though you know what i mean you could steal the corn from everywhere they're leaving has an abundance of food all the north koreans are gonna leave their country and be like yo this is ████ cool in my mind i feel like they're going to fall victim to like you know like if they left the country they would see so much ████ that's interesting they'll just not be angry it's like if you brought you know like a bill of ted's when they tried to bring like historical figures to present day and then they were all just like wanting to do this other ████ like an exercise bike that's true like joan of arc wanted to go to aerobics class ████ like that that's the perfect night or would it be more like the shawshank redemption when that dude spent his whole life in prison came out to a new world he never saw before and then felt yeah but they cut the part where he saw the ████ n64 and spent the rest of his time yeah playing that's on the deleted scene he did that before he hung himself yeah that was in the director's cut when
8:24 north korea comes to invade the rest of uh asia all we gotta do is give them all phones with the all unlimited access to only fans oh yeah their hands will explode their heads will literally explode they're like yo people are doing this and recording it that's the drawback of like sheltered like because even in old movies like when villa when the uh savage people attack and they see all this like cool ████ it's distracting man that's all we gotta do if they if they invade america right we get all of our influencer girls to line up and ████ have a torque contest and mesmerize them and when they're like oh ████ i've never seen ass so fat and ████ juicy and it's like shaking and it's all in sync and they're like what are we gonna do that's when you grab the ████ guns that don't even work that's how we fight back against china the old aso fat campaign strategy always works but what if they already
9:14 have so much sex in north korea because they're not doing other things you know what i mean so they yeah so sex havers interesting yeah who's that um in the savage well actually you didn't really kind of touch on number three yeah why is vietnam means savage yeah what puts them in third place because also um they're very real really yeah and um i actually thought they were it was crazy that they had any covert protocols that vietnamese can catch kovac and that's true actually because they're so resilient do they not they have kova there no i think so i don't know how but they're all my vietnamese friends have never gotten sick my whole life have you ever seen a vietnamese man with a flu before it's usually the vietnamese that are mixed with chinese that got flus
10:06 that's you that's a me man yeah these guys know they got cozy you're vietnamese though how many times have you had covered now every time i have the cold whip chinese side yeah me and all my homies we went down to mexico to eat street tacos when we crossed the cross back we all had the s████ except for the vietnamese homie no but the thing is yeah but the thing is you didn't have the same taco do i mean we all got carasada i know but the thing is like the vietnamese guy's taco it doesn't have the bad stuff in it but the rest of you had the best stuff how did you do that was that bill cosby you ████ put other things and then he doesn't have the badge so he's poisoned you guys so he's saying vietnamese people can't be trusted so like you go to mexico sometimes you know how they have like like the hot plate yeah where they cook the meat yeah yeah they sometimes there's mostly corners so the meat is in the corners and then his is in the center his meat
10:57 so they distributed and then the vietnamese guy he didn't eat the bad one duh defenders saw the viet guy and went hey you get this one yeah yeah yeah he goes you're number three let your weird ass friends eat the s█████ stuff you live the good life so that's why you're chinese friends brother doma brother he's like some kind of sympathizer should have been you guys you guys want i think you guys won but they're in mexico yeah yeah yeah yeah he's a huge history speaking english number four full metal dragon it's a whack movie by the way what other asian countries is there oh there's mongol i think that's all of them malaysia philippines japan
11:47 taiwan south korea either i don't want to give with them because they have squid game and they're killing it yeah they don't need any more accolades probably probably korea because they're getting a little softer i would say south korea south korea is number four it was gonna be number three but because because of bts and squid and you know the really nice things and then korean drama game was really nice yeah it was really nice it was about like killing each other it'd be great for the country they did the greater for the country and it's more entertainment yeah great for the colors they have samsung and yeah yeah yeah other hyundai yeah i mean living it up dude bcd you know that's enough bcd tofu wow that's sunday oh brother can't forget that
12:38 gotta eat korean food like at least twice a month at least yeah you gotta have it so that's yeah yeah something like where does taiwan rank on this list it's not up there man no i wouldn't want to i wouldn't want to it's just because we we were you know we ran away after uh we did no we ran away because we had a civil war and then we ran away but the thing is because we didn't want to have a communist country so it's a good thing you know and we ran away and we want to be accepting so of others and ourselves so it's too soft you're saying it's not too soft it's a little soft okay but don't i don't like the way you said that yeah you know i i don't identify as japanese because i'm an american but what about the the good old japanese people what
13:28 about those samurais yeah i don't identify what about the really great japanese historically awesome people but you like japanese i don't like the way you said that i don't like that silence what do you do there i don't like that no i think japanese is like second i changed my because i forgot about them yeah japanese is nice how are you gonna forget about sushi dude i know i forgot about the japanese i feel so unseen dude and then what so north korea is third now yeah north korea has stored now because japanese people they have so much pent-up anger always you know you know america took away japan's military i know but the thing is it's all about the people it's not about what they're doing but people are ████ bro hey i don't think so bro but japan is having a birthing problem so it couldn't that be bad for the future that's because the guys can't ████ because they can't ████ keep missing no they go they jack off
14:18 too much it's everywhere it was behind me the whole time their ████ shows are always ruining the sperm count ████ by marco polo marco wait what do you think is the reason for the birthing too much ████ that's it doesn't go on the face it goes in the ████ that's how you make a baby they're missing that's what they're missing yeah too much ████ too much and it's like eight people at one time too so it's like eight loads that go nowhere it should be the other way if you want to make babies you don't do five guys on one girl you do one guy on five girls that's how you make more babies that's how you make a more baby yeah that's pretty crazy that ████ is purely japanese that's like a japanese thing isn't it no i think they do it in america they just don't call it book but it originated in japan it did
15:10 like they create like that's their ████ porn history is one of my favorite topics we talked about you guys go ever if you guys ever go to japan okay and you go to a udon restaurant yeah okay make sure you order ████ exactly here you go on your server ████ udon it's one of the best things what makes it different than regular ████ just no ████ yeah it's really cool it's a regular word what does it mean spilling all over no way it's like it just means pouring it just means ████ pouring like black so ████ udon i'm really fascinated by the udon actually why is it different than regular udon there's a load of ████ on it like this more premium toppings because it's like a lot of it looks like a lot of people come on your face when you're eating it no it literally looks like a lot of ████ because they they they get like taro or like this mounted potato and it's got this like
16:00 comish texture oh the slimy thing is yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah on top of the the udon and stuff i like that they call it hot twist it's just calm no it's mountain potato dude it's mountain potatoes shut up okay you want to eat some exquisite mountain potato goo google it right now google it tastes really good it tastes really salty and acidic but i'm not even joking dude it is a real thing i hope you're not joking because now i'm looking at ████ yeah it's real you could i mean you can use it in in like a sentence whatever no one's gonna think you're talking about come on a face but when you listen to americans and then like when americans hear it in japan they're like oh my god oh my god what's the equipment what's the english equivalent to that like saying gangbang and you're talking about
16:51 gangs yeah probably yeah yeah oh yeah that's true or a circle jerk i'm just kidding or i'm going to do missionary work oh yeah something like that yeah i'm looking at ████ udon it does look like regular udon i don't see a gooey mountain potato substance that looks that's not authentic dude just look at it just just show it just turn your safe search off first it's a bunch of guys around a bowl okay what is that ████ udon see you know what that's there it looks like there's more stuff so we really have to go all the way to japan for that we can't just get it you can get a second street in san pedro in the meantime who's number five um what's another one that's it philippines who is who was at the very bottom like who is like they they're the least savage of all countries probably taiwan
17:44 no oh no what or singapore because they're everything he is are you looking at me there's six other guys in here asians with the last name done yeah for real dude it's not even like uh explanation it's just this is what it is this is what it is this is the gospel now i see yeah they're tied any asian who reps both taiwan and singapore probably the least savage in the group i do like hanging out with my chinese friends much more because they're less aggressive to compare to who korean and japanese no way japanese people are not super aggressive yeah you ever seen tara's house bro i don't think i think you got it all mixed up oh you know what it's because i chill with a bunch of ████
18:35 up people hey what are you saying about us are you talking about your japanese like friends yeah yeah you have like the most gangster japanese friends [Laughter] i should hang out at the anime expo they have much more nicer asians i think most people that go to anime expo are like it's not even that asian anymore i feel like it's so like diverse these days it's great well they all identify as asians so i accept them yeah that's true you could be honored we love you all [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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