0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Just Kidding News with the Careful Boys and Jason Chenny who is going to be going on a comedy tour of in which you should grab yourself a ticket before they sell out cuz they always do. What's the first stop of the tour? >> Thank you. Wow. >> And when does >> when does it start? >> I go to Asia uh on Monday. >> It starts in Asia. It's a worldwide tour. >> Yes. Wow. >> I thought it was just an American tour. >> It's a worldwide international earth tour. >> That's even bigger. So on which on on which day does it start where your daughter goes, I'm not going to see you for a long time that day? >> Oh god, [laughter] bro. Jesus Christ that you just really got him in the course. >> It's Monday. Okay. >> Okay.
0:55 But [snorts] um >> Interstellar [laughter] >> it starts in Asia. >> Yeah, it's inter. >> So all of you guys watching in Asia, stay tuned to this. >> I'm going to Taiwan, Guaradur, Singapore. >> Why you saying it in a Latin accent? You guys say that when it goes to the Latin America. >> Oh, corresponding. >> I'm going to Taiwan. I'm going to [laughter] Singapore. Hong Kong. And then American tour. I'm doing um I'm going to be in LA. Irv Irvine, uh, Kansas City. >> You know what I mean? It's on the websites. I'm going all over. >> And the website is jasonchenny.jason.com. >> Yeah. >> Jasonj.com. Go there to see the dates. Uh, if you've never seen Jason live, I highly recommend it. He's very good. Much better than he's on here.
1:46 >> Don't let this Don't judge him based on JK. [laughter] >> That's very nice. So, here's the question of the day for our very last episode of the day in which Jason has done 51 episodes of this in a row. This is our 51st. So, congratulations. Uh, I know it goes by fast, right? You wouldn't think we'd shot 51 episodes. >> Wow. >> Yeah. Amazing. >> How professionals do it? >> That's very professional. Uh, here's the thing. If you made a clone of yourself, so that's an embryo and but it's you >> and you have to raise it. How would you raise that clone to max its potential out? >> Oh yeah. >> Knowing that you're going to know everything about like >> genetically who it is >> that me this 2.0 is going to be able to >> re Yeah. relive my >> But there but there's a caveat though. The caveat is that remember you got to
2:36 where you are because of some of the negatives. >> So if you it probably be better if there >> Oh, you think it'd be better? >> Okay. Maybe not. >> You think you would you think you would eat more? You think you would try? >> No. No. But the hardship more efficient. Hardship more efficient. >> Do you know what I mean? >> So you're gonna make the hardships >> happen in more efficient ways. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> That's a good answer. Okay. Do that. What would you put them through? >> Um I'd have to abuse them. >> Jason, >> abuse abuse them personally. >> What age would you start the abuse? >> Um this probably around the same age. >> Which age was that? Birth. Birth age. [laughter] What was the first >> whenever they have memory got hit physically? >> Uh Chinese second grade. >> Second grade. >> Yeah. By teacher. >> You remember? >> Yeah. By teacher. Yeah. >> So your teacher before your parents? >> Um
3:27 probably because I live with my grandma. Yeah. So the teacher did it first. Yeah. >> And [snorts] then I would Yeah. >> So would you you'd hit your kid? The >> hit your kid. Huh? 7th birthday start and then the teacher and then I will probably [laughter] I'll probably do I would probably do military and then I would do sports instead of violin. I cuz I did violate >> school or military. >> No, no, actual military because if I if I I think if they sent me directly to military I would have loved it but I would have hated it probably after 2 years also. But I think you get more out of it cuz you get benefit and you get real camaraderie and you get >> Are you sending someone to the military? skipped like so many years. >> Oh, all those >> 27 military. >> Yeah. Hit a lot. And then in the military abuse, abuse, abuse, military, you become super soldier. >> Yeah. Super. >> Yeah. But then you can't be the one doing the abuse. >> Um, a little bit.
4:18 >> But it's you. >> So, are you aware that like are any of these things you're doing going to lead this kid into a life of comedy at all or are you trying to steer them away from that? I think if I do it correctly, they might not be there's probably no comedy. [laughter] >> It's probably better though. That's the thing. Probably more successful and more, do you know what I mean? Variety of things. Probably >> like, you know what I mean? He probably is. >> So, you personally, you wouldn't want to raise your clone to be very similar to you in terms of where you've ended up. >> Probably not. Oh, >> probably not because if I raise it differently, maybe he would have more like, oh, he could be good at this thing and then in that thing and maybe he choose >> speaking. He might be good speaking. >> He might be good. Maybe. [laughter]
5:08 >> Yeah, that could be one of the things you could choose. [laughter] I think I would control the beginning a lot >> and then as it gets older >> and then the rest and I see what has happened and the recipe kind of like simmer and boil together >> I'll let go of the rains and then see what it is going to do on its own now. >> You let go what at what age you let go of the rain? >> Like probably 18 19. >> What what is too most crucial things that you will let them make sure they do. >> So I think because I I know that this is me, >> I will uh play to the strengths and the weaknesses of myself. >> Specifically, what activities? >> So I think um I one thing I really like
5:58 that my mom did was like beat my ass and make me do hella math. >> Okay. A lot of math. >> Yeah. So I think my math endurance is pretty good. I think that's helped me out a bunch later on. So I'll do that. >> That's a great That's a great asset. >> I'll do that for sure. I'll do ████ like math marathons with this fool cuz I know he can take it cuz I could take it. >> Are you doing that to Ta now? >> Well, no. He's different cuz he's not me. >> Cuz he got Mexican in him. Huh? >> Have to consider that part. >> So he's better gardening than like calculating. >> Well, the cool thing is I think he got his math from me though. >> Oh, really? >> Really smart at math >> from when you're trying to teach him math and he was telling you no. >> Yeah. But no, he's actually really good. It doesn't take too many it doesn't take uh many times for him to learn a new concept and then he starts to uh devise his own way of learning. So I got beat like the Asian style you know when you
6:48 learn like the the times table you have to just memorize like 8* 8 f like a 64 and you just got to memorize over and over and over. >> Um I was telling him oh by first grade um I already learned like what 9* 9 was the whole >> the whole entire chart. He was like, "Oh, yeah." And he started learning his own way. And then I would just test him like the numbers. I'm like, "Oh ████ how did you know?" And he goes, "I learned that as you go down, uh, the numbers start like decreasing or increasing or whatever." So, for example, you know, like uh four 5* 9 is 45, but then 4 * 9 is 36. So, the six is one bigger than five. >> And then, so he would just like memorize it that way. >> He's using like a logical >> Yeah. I was like, "Oh ████ that's ████ dope." I'm like, "I didn't even have to beat you the Chinese way." And you devised your own ████ So, I know he's So, that's >> So, that's different. But the cool
7:38 thing, I think, with my own uh clone is I don't have to worry about ████ Gio's jeans. >> I don't got to worry about that ████ I So, I don't know what Gio's jeans are. I don't know if they're good or bad. I just got to worry about my own [laughter] >> holding it back. >> I know. Not that it's holding it back. Some of those things are unknown. [laughter] I I don't know what those things are. And [laughter] if he starts building a house hella good, you're like, "That's Gio jeans right there. That's ████ Gio." >> Well, cuz But then when he tries to cheat with the materials, that's the Chinese side, dude. >> Oh, >> that's clearly your mom. >> Never had like having an attitude has never been my thing. >> Well, yeah, because you you endured so much ████ you hated, >> you know, in that. Yeah. Yeah. But he he
8:28 he'll have this like sass to him and I'm like, "What the f███?" That's from your mom for sure, dude. >> Wow. [laughter] >> If he starts cleaning the ████ out of the kitchen, you know, that's got the that's got [laughter] the Mexican cheese right there. >> Everything smells fresh like pine saw. >> You wouldn't push that a little. >> Well, so that's way later on, right? >> Yeah. Yeah. Way later on. >> I will see if the recipe that I create would end up there. But like since I know that I can take all the ████ medit uh meditation ████ >> I'm like, "Okay, cool. I'll try to give him that intense of a camp." >> Yeah. >> Whatever it is that he likes. So it could be skateboard or whatever. But like now I know what his limits are, so I'll push it. Whereas like with Tao, I'm still discovering. >> Yeah. >> You know, you're still discovering what are his like limits and stuff. If you're dealing with a clone that's fully you,
9:18 that means the the little uh mischief games are going to be way worse as a clone, right? Cuz Ta has Gio to like even it out. What I've been realizing is Gio was kind of a ████ rascal, too. >> What? >> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz like there's a lot of pictures where Gio's crying and then it's like her brother's uh laughing. And most of it is because her brother beat her ass. Why do you think he beat her ass? He's probably a rascal. [laughter] So I think there's actually a rascal. >> You can tell that whole story with the photo. [laughter] >> So I'm like, "Okay, Gio Jill got some rascal in her, too." >> Which is why she even likes me, right? Like there's got to be some sort of mutual >> understand. My family [laughter] decided to take photos during those moments. >> I know. Hey, just get the ████ get inside the picture. >> Okay. Okay. >> For sure. There's a little bit of like
10:08 rascalitis in there. >> Yeah. >> All right. What about you? What would you do with Joe Jr.? Oh, dude. I I was actually thinking about this and I'm like, if I if I knew the ████ that I knew now about my health and my eczema, I would ████ make sure that >> the little Joe wouldn't have to go so many years not knowing what causes it. >> Oh, what causes it? >> Huge. >> It's lifestyle. It's like >> uh well, if I were to go like meat and fruit early on cuz I was kind of um paleo when I was growing up cuz my when we went to allergist they were like no dairy, no egg, no whatever, right? >> I was allergic to everything. >> And then >> even egg >> the the white >> I just ate yolk. >> What built like even a little bit of a
10:58 tolerance from exposure? >> Yeah. Like like now I can eat a whole egg. Rice. I was allergic to rice or like I had eczema. >> Allergic to rice is pretty cruel as a little Asian kid. >> That's how my mom found out cuz she's feeding me rice and then she's like, "Why is he ████ breaking out from rice?" >> Wherever the rice is. [laughter] >> I had a ████ speck and she removed it and it's like a pimple and ████ [laughter] >> I would say things like >> How about behaviorally or talent-wise? Would you nurture any talents that you feel like if you had started way earlier, they would be like at a total different level? Yeah, I think my parents were too busy to uh have the discipline to to take me to places like on a regular. So like >> I did a lot of little bit of everything
11:48 >> and then for some reason I'm not there anymore. >> There was only one time when I refused to stop like like I wanted to stop violin cuz it was a dentist that was teaching me. He was ████ mean. I ████ hated him so much. Maybe get a violinist instead. >> Well, he was a dent. Yeah, it was at a It was literally at a dentist office. And you have that ████ wax ass paper on the on the there. And I'm sitting and you hear the >> And he's like pissed and he's like, "NO, THAT'S WRONG." >> JAPANESE. >> YEAH. >> Oh my god. Japanese music teachers are scary though. >> It's like dealing with a Russian ████ military dude, man. And they smack you when you're wrong. >> Yeah. ████ them. Yeah, >> dude. >> But yeah, that was >> the only thing you were like, I don't want to >> I loved everything and like judo was a big one. I used to go to uh it was a
12:38 really fun one cuz um it's it was they they sent a lot of people to Olympics, but it was a really fun judo club and uh yeah, all of a sudden like my parents, they get busy and then they can't continue taking me anymore. >> Life gets in the way. And >> even uh baseball, >> I really loved like sandlot and ████ So I started with T-ball. You could have been you could have been Otani, man. >> Jotani. Yeah. So, I never stuck to anything consistently because it was more my parents failing me. >> Oh, yeah. That's Yeah. >> So, that was I think uh at that age I wish someone was there to help me complete something. >> At least you could see it through to the point of like >> I think that's a big thing for someone >> building confidence, developing, building a skill. And then I think a lot of people that hasn't done that, like I
13:29 can see a clear difference. When you see a kid that's like, "Oh yeah, I've done this and I saw it through and I finished it. I did this thing and I won this award." Like it's never a question if they're good enough or talented enough. >> Now they know like by the time they're in college, you just got to work. >> You just have to bust ass. >> Yeah. But if you notice people that's never done that, >> they're still wondering, >> am I good enough to be a guitar? >> Or they think there's like a trick to it. >> Yeah. >> It's no trick. is just stick with it. >> Yeah. So, I think I wish I did that. That's the biggest one. So, like develop someone there. The health ████ >> How about behaviorally? How would you develop Joe Jr. behaviorally in the way that would uh I guess like if you're trying to avoid him having certain traits or nurturing? >> I'd pull his ass out of school. >> Oh, what? >> Yeah. Because I was sabotaging my health to never go.
14:20 >> Like I would >> make yourself sick. >> Yeah. I would make myself sick. I would pretend that I'm sick. I would stop. I would figure out like, "Oh, I don't I just want to like pretend like I'm vomiting or whatever." And I actually I I manifested pneumonia. >> I believe I try to do the dirtiest ████ to get sick. That's how much I ████ hated school is I was like, "I rather be sick than go to school." >> Why don't you just don't go though? >> Cuz I get my ass beat. And you know, Asian parents, they're like, "It's only a 100 go." >> Why did you Why did you manifest pneumonia? >> Dude, >> I couldn't. [laughter] >> I hate it. What if you put him in a different school? Like a better school >> maybe. [laughter] But I would say from kinderg preschool to many schools, >> I never liked school. I ████ hated school. >> What the damn >> I I liked learning. Uh I would even
15:10 ditch church. >> That's a That's a Oh, so you wouldn't put your kid in any kind of church community? >> Well, >> I even I hated even more when I went to Christian school. My parents took me to Christian school and all that cuz they thought that I needed more Jesus and I was being too uh >> devily. Yeah, the devil was influencing my my behavior. >> Wait, why don't you go and then leave school? >> I did that in high school. [laughter] >> But like No, I'm talking about like preschool, kindergarten. Like it started early. Like I ████ hated it so much and I never wanted to go. >> Yeah. Cuz I missed my family. I didn't really like the kids there. Like I liked some like and I made a lot of friends, but I felt like it was too many hours >> and I was just like I was like blow my brains out. This is >> I want more hours of recess.
16:01 >> Yeah. >> I don't know. And I hated nap time. >> I'm just so bored. I'm like in I'm an insomniac. Like I was a kid like like just going like ████ >> this like first grade and ████ >> Yeah. I hated nap time. I couldn't sleep. Everyone's sleeping and I'm just like >> ████ bro. >> So you don't think you don't think there's a different kind of school that the Joe Jr. could go to that would make him like it? >> Maybe now >> or you predisposed genetically to like [snorts] forsake school and just be a pneumonia manifestor. >> I think maybe now with Monasuri alternative school. They look hella fun. >> Yeah. It like gears towards more >> there's probably something there. >> They try to find your aptitude. >> Yeah. or like um you know like those uh like boy scout summer camps if there was a school like that. >> Yeah. >> Like >> I don't think a classroom worked well
16:52 with me at all. >> Would you want to go to the military also? >> I would have. >> Would you put yourself there? I mean >> I would have loved to, but the only reason why I didn't at the time is because I was um a big time ████ anarchist like mentality. >> I think he's asking for job 2.0. Would you put him in the military? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I could do it again. >> Yeah. You do it again. >> Little Joe 2.0. I think they would love to. >> Oh, they would love to. No. No. You would put them there even though if they say no. >> I think [laughter] I think the anti-establishment Joe was because of environment and feeling like the system failed them. >> So this established this Joe would like >> Oh, I see. would like certain systems because it would work out like for his
17:43 benefit and then like we could talk to him like okay >> you could be a ranger, >> you could be there's so many cool things >> and then after that you could do XYZ. I think they might love it. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Cool, man. >> Cuz I regret not going military. >> Yeah. >> Do you? >> Yeah. I really wanted to >> cuz after Army Navy you you should have done it. >> I didn't want to do it anymore. [laughter] But then looking back, you're like, I should have done it. >> Yes, 100%. >> That would been so nice. >> Yeah, especially when I think of what I did from 18 to 22. Like, I should have totally got >> Yeah. What the >> I did nothing. I did. I would have progressed way more. >> I All I did was dance and do music by myself. >> But that was nice though. >> But I could have still done that. I could have still done the military and that. [laughter]
18:33 >> Yeah. Looking back now, I'm like, I should have did just did the 20 years cuz people are like they 38 and then they're retired. >> Oh, and then you have forever. >> They're making they're making that for the rest of their life. The now they're retired at 38. Now they can do whatever the ████ they want. I'm like that's crazy. >> It would just be it would just be Jay News. >> Oh, it depends on what you choose. >> It would only be Jay Films >> or you could start a podcast now. [laughter] >> We wouldn't know who to talk to. Uh-huh.
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