0:00 They look at different our our age guys are looking at tits and legs. The >> [clears throat] >> people their age is yo, she got teeth. >> [laughter] >> She got skin. >> Yo, she got teeth. >> That's not it. >> Yo, she's still walking. Welcome back everybody to another episode of the careful boys. Hey, who do you guys think cheats more Asian men or Asian women? Oh. >> Damn. Oh, dude Asian guys for sure. Steve's like Just because guy >> Why would I do? You got an issue >> Yeah, I think well I think cuz you know the culture like when you go to China and all the like like let's say you you go to a big business meeting and then they all go to like the brothel or some ████ after. I think that's just mad like in the society. But I think Asian women actually do but they never get caught so
0:51 it's never stereotype. Wow, really to the frequency of Asian business guys? Yeah, but that's business. >> [laughter] >> Exhibit A ladies and gentlemen >> it'd be easier to successfully tempt Anthony or Nina? Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Anthony. Why? Anthony. Oh, the dudes then the dudes for sure. Yeah. What are you talking about? What do you think though? Do you agree? I think Anthony Lee prank show would last for 55 seconds max. >> [laughter] >> We're throwing ████ at you all day. >> He's like you're not supposed to do it. God damn it. You're supposed to resist a little bit. A little bit. Give us 30 minutes of footage, will you? >> He just sent production crew home. >> style [laughter] that's different. So [clears throat] >> What do you think the frequency is equal? So okay so Asian girls would have long-term boyfriends.
1:41 That's what I'm saying. You think it's like emotional cheating? Yeah, and then Asian guys would ████ a lot of women. So like they'll have more body count but then Asian girls will have long-term time count. >> Mhm. Which one hurts [laughter] more? The time. You think the girls ████ though or not or is just emotional? >> Oh yeah, they're ████ it and sucking it. ████ getting banged up and ████ They're ████ riding and ████ They're like my husband don't ████ me like this. >> Give more details. Give more details. That's way worse. >> Sucking the dick from the back? >> like that is worse but you think that occurs at the same rate as a guy just screwing somebody? Yeah, he doesn't sound all innocent. >> Yeah, because it's hidden. >> [laughter] >> They're better at it. That's so much worse. Would Joey say that the survey has a flaw because women aren't telling the truth when they're polled? >> getting caught. >> There's a asterisk on the survey. And no one knows the facts about this. Nobody
2:32 do. And it's only one time so the guy looks worse cuz they got a hundred hookers plus 300 mistresses plus 50 girlfriends plus 20 only fans that they subscribe to plus three porn sites. So like it's just the how much of it Is like guys always going to win? If you go based on body count >> saying like quantity versus quality? >> There you go. >> Do you think what are the quality hurts? >> Yeah, quality. What are the chances that your mom or dad cheated on each other you think? Uh my I my dad actually cheated on my mom. But your mom didn't. That he doesn't know about. But do you think she's lying? Yeah, [laughter] yeah. >> No, it's just hidden. She's not that horny. Cuz she hides it >> You don't know. Yeah, you don't know. >> My mom always said my dad cheated on her. Holy ████ Wait, how do you know
3:23 that your mom's not horny? Cuz she don't got it going on anymore. You know she ain't attracted nobody. That's why. Like what did you observe that you're like >> it going on, dude. They're not attracted nobody. They're so practical once they get to their age. Yeah, but what what if he goes to school though? She got pursued and is she remarried? Oh. So that means when you was like going to school or something like that She might have been ████ at the dentistry, dude. She was a dentist office lady administrator. Oh, dude dentistry office lady. >> Yeah, cuz you know this nurses are horny. So she's nurse adjacent. >> Oh, okay. >> So she's horny adjacent. Yeah. They say nurses are horny cuz of the stress. >> [laughter] >> That makes sense. >> You want a girl that ████ >> Your dad actually did cheat on your mom? >> I don't know. My mom always says that. Oh. >> My mom always said that like he had
4:13 another girlfriend or whatever but I I mean you know ████ make up ████ so I'm like I don't know if I should trust you. Can you imagine your mom cheating on your dad? My mom? No. My mom's so ████ like square. >> She's not horny either, huh? She well one she's not square, two she don't got it going on. >> She got it going on. You know she tells me that there's ████ dudes hollering at her all the time. See, she got it going on. I don't know what kind >> To them. I don't know what kind of dude wants to ████ They look at different ████ Our our age guys are looking at tits and legs and ████ The people their age is yo, she got teeth. >> [laughter] >> She got skin. >> Yo, she got teeth. >> That's not it. >> Yo, she's still walking. >> She's walking at the park and then she'll be like hey hey you're you're you're beautiful. Wow. >> want vacation? I take you vacation. From
5:05 like from like an Asian dude? >> a kidnap ████ Middle Eastern guy. Damn. >> I don't That's not >> That sounds like chicks walking around. >> I'm like you're going to get scammed, lady. >> Sound like he said that to everybody. >> got teeth and she can walk. Maybe when she dropped you off at the monastery the monks were like Yeah. What can you imagine your dad cheating on your mom? Yeah. Oh ████ >> Well because my dad told me so once we started getting a little bit more famous and so he knew that me and Joe were serious, right? Um but what he told me he was like hey this this is what he thought was good fatherly advice. He said you don't ever want anything on the side to ruin your main thing. So like so if you have to send child support to another mistress or whatever handle it. Do what you got to do. And
5:55 I'm like your advice isn't don't cheat. Your advice is to keep it under wraps. >> [laughter] >> That was his advice. He's like he's like once you start getting more famous people want to come after you. They're going to come out of the woodwork. He's like just make sure you make sure you keep it separate. >> Was he right? I mean I don't know. I was super I mean when I did like shows with Joe I'm like going home at like 8:00 p.m. I don't know. I'm not exploring the ████ territory. >> Lame. He couldn't wait to go. I don't even look at DMs in general. >> either. He had it he couldn't wait to take a shower and go to sleep. >> That's why Joe had two X. Mhm. I didn't have anybody to compete with. Mhm. Double money. >> ended up with the guys like the frats that brought me out and I just smoked weed with them and then I went to sleep after bar like two hours left. Yeah. It Super lame. Lame. Anthony Lee is going
6:45 to fans' houses and stuff. >> Yep. >> Dude, I'm there with him smoking weed with a horse helmet on my freaking And remember we're like do you guys not hang with girls? Remember I was like asking them. I'm like this guy straight asked these >> Yeah, I was like why are you guys just hanging with a bunch of guys when you're in college and you're you're just nothing but men and they're like well we we have girlfriends but they're all from Berkeley and I'm like why? And he goes Stanford girls are ████ ugly. I'm like dude that's sad. Don't ever say that. And then they had like a hangout and then I was like yeah, I get it. I get it. Berkeley Berkeley's the way to go. Berkeley girls. You can't What about you? You can't imagine your mom cheating or dad cheating? >> She doesn't got it going on. >> Who would she Yeah, who would she better? Cuz that's how we would figure out the rate, right? I mean my dad got way more rizz than my mom. But like I think that it's the ones that you don't don't figure. See? Cuz Asian
7:37 women are good at cheating. They're hidden. Yep. You know? I wouldn't say my mom's got it going on but at the same time it's like what are you doing at home every day for like all day. Like I know my dad's out working but like what is working? You know what I mean? But then like my mom's home all day. She probably got a pen pal. ████ writing [laughter] romantic notes to each other. >> iPad pal. Yep. You know, dude. I definitely think I still think Asian guys are the higher frequency cuz they enable each other culturally. Oh, like the >> [snorts] >> the bro code. >> That's what I'm saying. I feel like women have to be mad secretive and not even tell their girlfriends sometimes. But I feel like guys aren't going to be like yeah yeah yeah go do it go do it. Whereas girls might be like yeah you better drop that blood clot. Who he looking at you? Who That's not Asian. Bart's dad Bart's dad just assumed
8:28 everybody does it. That's worse. >> That's what I mean. And he was telling me don't confuse love with lust. Oh, so then >> She thought he he thought that was good advice. Like he's like no matter how good it gets on the side don't make that the main one. >> I mean that's good advice. >> Make that the main one and then Jill's the side chick. >> But if you think about it, right? If Asian guys are always cheating where's the supply coming from? Married women. Oh. >> So it's like where are they coming from? Wow, you just hacked the the whole You can only have so many brothels but they're getting girlfriends, too. >> Cuz you're either married or you're a prostitute. >> It's not single mistresses? Sometimes but a long a lot of times it's not. >> [laughter] >> Facts. If you're rich, this is the this
9:20 is the difference, okay? If you're rich, you can afford a young single mistress. You buy her apartment get her some McDonald's, a gift card, whatever. >> [laughter] >> How young is this The lower you go down the totem pole buy her a happy meal. >> You have to settle for less. The older your age the poorer you are, you're still cheating but you got to cheat Now you got to have affairs. You got to have like it's not the same. Yeah. Got to take her to Claire's in the mall. When you're young and rich you could be a playboy. But when you're old and poor and you still horny and you still want to cheat? >> Yeah. It's you got to be ████ complicit with another person at the same level with you. >> Yeah, options are limited. >> See? >> Okay. >> Surprise her with a bunch of leaf Lisa Frank stickers.
10:11 Chubby >> If they're young if they're young. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, if they're young. >> Yeah. Okay. Too young? Who do you think could cheat more, your mom or your dad? For me? My dad for sure. Hell yeah. Does your mom got it going on? >> No, I don't think my mom is She got to do She got to do She got My mom definitely doesn't got it going on. And I think our whole life she's just had too Christian of a heart. >> Oh, yeah. >> My dad is like >> Jesus got it going on. >> not be surprised, dude. Yeah, I don't >> Do you think Do you know some like of those super religious chicks are like freaks? Do you think your mom could flip on the other side? I don't think so, dude. Can you just visualize right now your mom just being a freak and flipping on the other >> not Catholic, all right? Seventh-day Adventists are horny. >> Yeah. It doesn't work with SDAs like Catholics are horny. Catholic people just be ████ man. Yeah. My dad just I just could tell because he
11:01 would always brag about having a lot of girlfriends before my mom. Oh, oh ████ He I was 10 years younger. Yeah, he'd be like, "When I was in high school," he's like, "How many girlfriends do you have?" "One." He's like, [laughter] "Okay." Why? ████ Yeah. You don't get it. Yeah, that's why I'm like, I wouldn't be surprised. But I don't think my mom could ever do it. So, it's dudes that We answered it. We solved the prob We solved it. I think they just cheat differently. Different style. >> Different style, man.
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