0:00 [Music] anyone anyone know who that is who is she sweet innocent young lady hold on no is that i justine who's i justine she was a youtuber oh she's a youtuber oh gee youtube right youtuber yeah sure i don't know what she is no she makes content she does yeah what kind of why do you have a weird smirk underneath dude i'm not swearing at all only fans oh she's probably a really famous only fans girl her name is mia malkova that sounds really familiar malcova is she a tennis player she's a pornography star she is a porn star oh wow i'm surprised i didn't know i'm surprised you didn't either you didn't know well because i got away from the name like like the name brand one oh so you just write colors you just write colors when you do your switches no like i'm more of like a connoisseur like uh like i like to support
0:51 in like influencers oh i like like talking to patrol she's not tucked up gonna say i like to support my people's pixelated uh ones yeah that too oh yeah his peoples yeah that doesn't make sense but when we're born here we have privates you can see when you're born over there everyone's could you imagine the kid if you're born over there and that's all you see is pixels the first time you see it like that's what it looks like you're worried about your own because it's not pixelated where's all the squares what are those squares mine has hair on it so this is a porn star mia malkova recounts the weirdest sex requests she's ever received oh yes like like in person like at a convention or like through comments or let's go and just uh work out our creative brains real quick what's like a weird sex request that maybe sitting on balloons definitely gets me hard i like
1:41 when chicks sit on balloons like and they pop i like it when they pop but like when they crush those balloons big time i like it when a chick sits on a balloon and she kind of like get looks at the camera surprise while it pops kind of enjoy that a lot whoa you are creative what about uh they asked her to put a caterpillar and a ████ and a butterfly to come out oh that's pretty weird then you have to spend two weeks with her that's pretty weird i'm going for the full metamorphosis dude that's pretty that's pretty creative they want to see her quilt a blanket oh not sexual at all wow that's weird right that's a weird thing like naked at least mine went to some ████ up places just record the blanket okay well why did you guys stop like where's where else in your mind i thought she was crocheting her ████ here and i'm ashamed to say is that what it is you have to look at your face like i can't believe you no i'm just i'm just i love the quilt a blanket out of her ████ hair
2:31 that's what i thought that's unique that's what i'm saying that was like a collab over there no that's what it is that's what's in the story so oh yeah i don't know a weird one weird one would be like um hey like have sex with me and my dad and my brother yeah yeah one my mom watches what my mom watches while my mom watches my mom films it especially if she doesn't do like that family genre either oh yeah true true true because if she does it is normal [Laughter] and then that's what we don't want in porn we don't want normal yeah now so having worked in the porn industry for many years becoming one of its biggest stars miyamotova has seen a lot and with over 10.5 million followers on instagram she clearly has a lot of fans and admirers who have followed her career over the years the adult entertainer appeared on a
3:21 podcast recently to talk all about her profession and some of the strange going-ons that come with it and one particularly weird sex request stood out in her memory this was an interesting guy he couldn't get hard unless you kicked him in the balls and i kicked him hard she explained that's not that weird we heard so many ████ things on the uh were they like penis mutilation but if they kick me in the balls i can't get hard yeah what do you have to do that too i wouldn't realize that the pain of of getting kicked i like to think i would rise above but i know myself that is true because when you get kicked on the balls how do you get hard because you get limp oh yeah you fall on the ground that's training when you start crying how quickly does he get erect afterwards it's immediate is it like he kicks in there that'd be pretty cool she said i was shy to kick him and i'm in ████ stilettos
4:12 oh so i was being nice at first i kept looking at him engaging because i didn't want to hurt him and i was like no i think he wants it so i kicked him real hard and i dropped him and he looked up smiling and he had this dick hard his dick hard you're right and he said thank you that's quick was this like a private client or was i don't know is that a show it's a lot of private jobs i'm not sure what the scenario or the space in which this happens maybe he's a co-star yeah it's like the only way i can get but my question would be like for guys like him is is how do you know this needs to happen for you to become a wrestler it's a really good question that's his baseline the moment of discovery yeah because like the first the first time he had sex with a girl whether in junior high high school college or whatever i doubt she's gonna be like hey can i kick you
5:02 in the balls or maybe he watched like a ufc someone got kicked in the balls and got hard korean dude that was it joe chung in the first ufc he kept getting punched in the balls and he and he was like what am i gay no what's going on i don't know but this is amazing yeah it was getting real hard huh i think it might have been dude but how do you know like what's what's the what they call that marvel the origin story yeah what's the origin story i mean maybe it's also one of those random like physical things where like you have like less nerves or you don't feel pain so much and so you have to like start like doing different things to like test out your like so like he ████ so much that regular sex don't turn him on anymore and he's like nothing works yeah maybe and then one day it was just kind of like ████ it like just kick me in the balls yeah but there's got to be like a you know like steps towards it it's probably like when he's trying to fix like a television device or like a broken piece of electronics and he's
5:52 just like you know you gotta ████ hit it and so his dick's probably not working for a while and he's like just try hitting it we'll see what happens and then also it's like you know what i mean then it's like hey i told you that ████ works and there was like porn on in the background so there's an association there's a lot of guys that like uh in in s m that like to get their dick smashed and uh with with some like a girls high heels or like all these things right whipped and ████ yeah and i'm like how did they progress to that yeah because that's crazy like did it start from just like regular sex and then that wasn't good enough and then they needed other things or did they already have a dysfunctional dick why are you like feeling uncomfortable no my stomach it's not yet through yum you know yeah because i get it hey because that's why i have this thing like you know most guys fantasy is like two girls hundred percent yeah or three keep a basic yeah but like for me like if i i talk about oh yeah i want to do but if it if that
6:43 opportunity arose and and i wasn't sober i'd probably turn it down and be like you're crazy why you would not no but this is why though because now your level of pleasure is not raised so then you're not going to have stuff with two girls all the time you know you really there's a warner and now when you have sex with one you're always gonna be limp all the time exactly you then you're gonna turn it to the guy that wants to get his balls kicked it's a slippery slope dude so don't have threesomes you can i think your level of pleasure gets raised well it's like this though it's like let's say you watch like the best movie you've ever seen obviously the next like ████ five ten maybe even 20 movies suck but eventually if you watch 20 movies in a row that suck your level gets eventually but it's like it's like drugs or the first time you were drunk that nothing can replicate that first time that first high and that's why i think two girls and what's next like three girls or like an extreme example you have sex with a hot girl and she was amazing and
7:35 then after that it's just all medium girls yeah then it's like hot girls are a gateway drug i tell you what exactly i basically ████ dudes now because i ████ too many i have a question are they hot dudes are they hot dudes or whatever the dudes you know so i guess the advice here is always start at the bottom of the barrel just to make sure you got somewhere to go progress yeah slowly i'm chasing that ████ high dude yeah because the older we get i think we've matured and we know like okay this is a bad pass yeah you know like i'm sure the guy when he got he first got kicked in the knee and he got hard and he's like oh this doesn't work anymore i'm gonna go keep going up he should have known he's gonna get to the balls once yeah what's next you know maybe he discovered it in boxing because he would spar with his buddies and every time he gets punched his dick gets hard and he goes wait a minute there's something to this
8:25 and jody told me to explore all these cody's in his ear bro get kicked in the nuts and you'll get hard cause that is such a odd because it's so i mean because the women out there listening i know you can't fully empathize with how painful it is because even the thought of it is super painful women don't go through much pains what you're saying i get it yeah i mean pregnancy whatever try getting kicked at the balls that's way i mean but like a good clean shot it hurts so much for guys that we can't even scream we fall there's no energy all the energy goes to the center and we fall and we want to be mad at the person that kicked us but we can't sometimes you gag too dude there was there was a fight this past weekend and um it was an mma fight in bellator and there's this really famous karate ████ yeah yeah there's a really famous karate specialist named raymond daniels has one of the craziest kicks of all time yeah he has the probably the most powerful kick is a spinning back fist because
9:15 it's a spin plus a like a like a side kick right this guy threw a spinning back kick hit this guy in the balls and immediately spit out his it was like the one that was nuts yeah jizz just comes out his dick was hard and i'm saying no but he spit out his mouthpiece and he's screaming on the map just like like you know like you've never heard like you've never heard a nut shot this hard before and you can hear the heel oh it's so ████ firefighters wearing a cup he should have been fine probably shattered that ████ he probably broke he probably broke that ████ way that this guy kicks he ████ spins around like a tornado and then charges up one of the best kickers in the world yeah and he did it to his digging balls and he goes you can see the pain you can hear it and it was just like i couldn't get through the whole video i couldn't watch it does that guy have 17 balls now probably
10:06 shattered humpty dumpty balls it's hamburger helping he gets kicked he spits out and a butterfly comes out oh ████ he put the ████ the good news is you still have your balls the bad news is you have 17 balls but that's kind of good news isn't it but there's little balls of little balls now you'll ejaculate 17 times [Music] foreign
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