0:00 [Music] so this entire video is going to be about Tom Cruz ████ shout outs to Tom Cruz that I like that I like everybody here's a fan of Tom Cruz I'm a h badass Man favorite Tom Cruz movie go oh oh when he was doing the Scientology dance Top Gun that's not a movie Top Gun j m one in J McGuire that's yeah that's probably it Last Samurai that's actually really goodan that was good that was good Top Gun one people believe in themselves again Top Gun is to both both Top Guns Miss impossible three all missions impossible no the first one was so cool though first one was cool for it time better for its time actually two sucks if you try to rewatch it you rewatch it I did it's bad Top Gun one
0:50 and two that's fair oh Top Gun two oh man the flight scenes dude that badass dude I was watching this one interview of him he they were asking him like okay so you're like you know you're skyd scuba uh certified scuba certified like what what uh license don't you have and he's like honestly I have a license to fly at 747 almost all planes he goes I even have my real estate license so he just has like he a real estate he's just into ████ he's got a license he's just into ████ like licensed up yeah he could he's got a class B license perks of Scientology you can operate anywhere in the sky on the floor on the sea I actually did commercials for Scientology yeah yeah I got like four commercials in he did I went into the facility I went into facility did you get cleared yeah know I went into the facility in Riverside it was crazy how much did you
1:40 pay to be a part of those commercials how much did they pay me they paid me like about 800 bucks commercial wow they actually paid you not even right one was in k toown for the and then I I really asked him did you guys eat kids why is everyone saying you guys eat kids it's pretty question what they say to you what they say you're so silly walked away so they didn't say no they didn't say no what the ████ bro silly I was in their Church in Riverside it was so it was crazy cuz they have their own nobody everyone who works there don't pay rent cuz they all live in their little facility it's a compound right so if you go inside it's gate community it it's just mountains and then gate that sounds fun damn that's what I with my homies that's what I did that's what I was like you know I don't give up with my homies
2:30 but like different door rooms like a compound yeah we got separation that would be sick dude they're like 87y old ladies you ever see hard boil by John L director of Miss too no I haven't is that CH fat F you you would love that movie every should Che I might have seen it Tom Cruz was in mission impossible to that's what I'm saying that's why I'm like ████ I feel like mi2 was directed by John Woo oh because of hard boil John W is good he ████ good D why why you talk about Tom Cruz though cuz he's hot all right it's because he actually recently signed a deal with Warner Brothers to develop and produce original and franchise films oh no but he did this before with the mummy movie oh that was yeah well now he's he's well first of all what is he going to do
3:21 needs more ████ badass yeah is he going to do like Bugs Bunny or something Warner Brothers Bugs Bunny Bugs Bunny Daffy ducks Tom Cruz is going to do Bugs Bunny specifically you don't think he's going do a Bugs Bunny Movie he's not going to bring back anime an might be a Daffy thing oh maybe he'll do like a Space Jam maybe yeah Top Gun three Tom Cruz Space Jam O Okay Top Gun three is in the world Top Gun three Top Gun is now Daffy Duck oh ████ as Ace he's short too Daffy Duck as Ace okay Marvin the Martian yeah I love him combine the ████ basketball movie with Top Gun and and the whole cast of The Looney Tunes I'm watching it me too it's called top fun that's that's tight that's tight and they got to play basketball with the
4:11 Jets that's what I was waiting for if you can't hit the basketball that's all I got my bad no no no I was there the world with you fre subject guy not so much predicates I freaking lost it so he's going to be part of like World creation and like franchise creation that's crazy and he's going to star in all of them cuz that's Tom Cruz he's going to produce and star them and it's a non-exclusivity contract so he's still going to be doing his stuff with Paramount and anything else that he's already got Legacy for of course he comes out with leverage on the deal go so much leverage like a billion dollar contract or something D sounds insane Tom Cruz is the last we fing the last we he's next level yes he's like super super super short he does it all the way he's bwan style he's ████ hanging on the side of a ████ airplane playing and like he doesn't have to and they put
5:02 a stupid camera in his face he doesn't have to they could CGI it would look the same it doesn't matter but it's all about the story it's about the story bwan deprived himself of food water anything he couldn't get hard he had headaches for three months just so he could win two swords that's why Fresno that's it to to conquer Fresno bwan started himself Tom Cruz is that way except that he does it for larger scale things but less swords but yeah and it's and it's Hollywood Los Angeles not Fresno exactly that's a more important city did you see that ████ motorcycle ramp ████ he did oh bro and he did six of them I know and he goes bet I could do better and I'm like they all look the same exactly the ████ the bike longer and each time I'm so cheap I'm like oh it's kill $1,000 a bike oh my God is he just throwing away bikes every single
5:53 they don't have a parachute for the bike no they don't have a parachute for the bike but it's you know it's a ████ million dollar movie you going $3,000 dirt bike make sure it's just start the bike is probably like 3,000 bucks yeah yeah and they painted black you know VFX charge of it I'll make I could use crypto I'll make 90 grand with it in four months but you got to you got to let me do it I also heard he had like pages and pages of waivers in case he passes and they already have multiple scripts in case he passes how do they re-edit the film if he doesn't make those so all those things are in discussion and insurance yeah insurance it's Stakes are high yeah that's ████ it's like Paul Walker but then you also got to remember when he's an executive producer of these films and these films are loved in like China this Fool's bank roll has got to be insane they don't even have to put Chinese guys in it they
6:43 don't probably 20 uh last 20 money handlers Tom Cruz has worked at Warner Brothers in the past but it's been a decade since he appeared in the studi edge of tomorrow okay oh yeah he did he did other Warner Brothers releases such as Magnolia is that the future thing where he just keeps resetting yeah no Joe no it is yeah it is I've seen it that movie is sick and and they're trying to convince him to do Edge of Tomorrow too by the way oh I've seen it well the OG but the surp the surprise goes away after you've seen it one time the OG title was live repeat yeah it does or no all you need is kill and then change it to live by repeat which gave away the game I think the Edge of Tomorrow is a s title yeah yeah it's a good movie it's a great and Emily Blunt is fine in that ████ so fine so was she
7:33 doing this ████ like a dolphin oh my Lord I'm like yo I can't have you I can't do high five cuz I don't remember what high five I don't want to give you high five I don't remember imagine a woman sweating so hot and then arm imagine this you ever been to SeaWorld yes you ever see a dolphin get out of the water real quick and like good ████ analog that's what she's doing Shamu but then imagine you're in a world where you want to ████ the dolphin that's what it's like God no not the dolphin no no not the dolphin Emily Blunt yeah dolphin that was a dolphin dolphin was my entry andem we Blunt The Finisher yes if you guys could ask Tom Cruz to make a another movie what would you guys say Jerry McGuire 2 oh I wouldn't say
8:23 that but on have to be there too this time it'll be about the Clippers basketball team yeah it wasn't about a team it was about a relationship with an agent you know no but then you got to do something different what's the difference about pointing across a room and be I love black people part two okay okay okay hey cool hey Top Gun Top Gun Top Gun Top Gun three what's happening guys top really so yeah you want Top Gun four then yeah I would want top I would want the last Last Samurai oh like a mod to Last Samurai I don't know they should have had a sequel it was a success it was the first Warrior after The Last Samurai but they killed all of his homies yeah they killed his brothers yeah he he should just come back so it should be Revenge Revenge of the Last Samurai oh that's you know what I really
9:13 liked I like American maid I forgot about that one I love that was fun plays Barry seal yeah yeah that was a good one I'd like him to do more of those ones you know the movie was suck but was fun because of him Jack Jack Reacher was actually sick and the sequel too but it was kind of like a not good movie but he made it so entertaining I liked it I'm I think I'm trash though minority minority report was good Minority Report was good that's Spielberg right what's the one with the Jamie Fox was it collateral not coll collateral damage that was pretty good just collateral damage her name I think he I think he could stop I think he could stop Mission Impossible yeah yeah yeah exactly stopping Mission Impossible the next one's the last one yeah dead reckoning part two is no but like I don't think he even needs to do the next one he it's already done like I think it's done done they stopped filming yeah you're not
10:03 getting it man they stopped filming last year I don't think they should release it at all oh I actually it's just done they should just like done I feel like they might as well release yeah they're not going to really listen to a ████ guy from a YouTube channel actually culture doesn't need it they're probably going to just release it actually it's going to hurt it's going to hurt Society I will say dead reckoning part one was like mid if he doesn't go on a cables and then get two Ines away from a laser I don't want to watch it dude what if it was a you know I am Legend 2 is coming out such an old what if I am Legend 2 Tom Cruz appears but is it zombie Tom Cruz but is it zombie Tom Cruz no just both survivals and then the sequel dead reckoning part two once Tom KRS come out he takes off the ████ thing Will Smith and then he smacks a zombie smacks a zombie hey but if they're the last two zombie zomb if they're the last two remaining humans does that mean they're
10:53 homosexual and then they have to ████ to repopulate the Earth right yeah one of them repopulate but yeah gain ovaries guess you can now everyone knows that if you just claim that you're a certain way now you're making it a political try to kill each other that's true that's even better that's more manly I am the legend I am oh that's a good dialogue that's good dialog I Am Legend no I am I am the legend no I am the one but don't you think it's time for a more diverse person than Tom Cruz and a lesbian yes we need a different isn't closeted gay or no is that no that's BR no that's Brett pit that's Bret har about Bret Hart the hit man heart yeah he's from Calgary Al who has ever went Tom no wait
11:43 I'm thinking of Brett The Hitman heart whoops yeah sha Michael's badass hey Shawn Michael The Heartbreak Kid dude did you know that everyone thinks that decaprio all those girls are just his beards but really he's a gay gay I I haven't heard that no I haven't heard that all right well who told you that got the tabloids bro one more rumor spread just one more rumor D I already SL who else is Gage I already beats it up in town and out of town well this one might not be surprising huh P Diddy P didd is gay oh a th% we all know that a th% yeah for sure Cat Williams said that you wanted to get sucked off cat William is not the only one who said that Cent everybody 50 Cent pound his ass dude yeah and there's guys that's giv it up to him they said P Diddy they're like P
12:34 didy loves to party loves to party who's giving up to P didy ask 50 c it's all over his Instagram okay Tom Cruz Tom Cruz to give it up to P huge breaking news here at JK news I'm just going to ask Curtis
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