0:00 no I'm just I think this being an only fans Creator and trying to do anti-bullying is like a ████ Paradox to me [Music] show them show them the camera show the camera they're pink connoisseur for Halloween oh a Pink Dinosaur yeah that's cute Anthony was Peter Pan it's keeping me out of this right Peter pantheny thank you all right so uh we were just talking about only fans Peter fans all right anyways um and there's an only fans model she stabbed her boyfriend again again there's like we did like three articles like that in the past like year next over it Nick's Oliver only fans models stabbing their boyfriends well I just I want to try to guess and I'm usually wrong anyway so we'll guess go ahead
0:51 guess okay give it what was it again give us a time only fans model uh-huh that's all that's got fired from a nursing job no yeah she shot up to the top point four percent of all the subscriptions wow in a very very quick quick moment she's a new creator of well newly shot to the top top spot so she makes millions a month she makes a lot so maybe she was doing like nudes only and then she went full-blown hardcore hardcore pornography and now she became religious and quit she's got to be doing something more unique It's gotta be something pretty it's more unique pretty weird really give me a hint give me a hand this okay well there's only really one way to explain she's stabbing your boyfriend on only fanscon no that would probably be crazy she does videos sneezing with her eyes
1:41 open also crazy does she show pictures of her cooch but each time it's face painted something else wow wow who are you subscribed to my brain wow um so this only fans model uh gives her fans control of her life that's why she's so high so she puts poles up and they also suggest different things that she can do and things that are voted on that like win or whatever so she could be their Sim exactly so she obviously nudes are already in play so if they're like people are requesting photos or doing this that happens but other things like uh dumping her boyfriend who was treating her wrong she did that uh quitting her internship that she was complaining about she did that so like literally like real life things
2:32 that have real life I their consequences and or benefits to it so barely sexual sounds healthy sexual is also a part of it I believe but she sounds almost like a vlogger but you get to control where the vlogger is going but the non-sexual stuff sounds way more interesting it does sound because now you got a personal connection yeah she has obviously be you know like kind of like a genie has specific rules obviously she can't do anything that puts herself or other people In Harm's Way blah blah blah blah blah um but ultimately like you know people are actually ████ getting a lot of that unique like like desire to just be a part of something so she just skyrocketed all of her fans she makes a ████ ton of money is there numbers on how much she makes it doesn't show the numbers it just shows that she literally jumped up to the top point four percent of like can you pay her to donate it all maybe um that's a good one you have a picture
3:23 of her I do have a photo of her yeah she's definitely not ugly I'll say that it's good because they could make the content for her so she just makes choices she looks like American Apparel model Kristen what are you trying to say right now huh she's working toward her only fans choose your own dance destination what should I do today Bhangra or robot or should I go to Millennium [Laughter] so yeah so she one of the crazy things she actually uh was forced to dump her now X um this model known as Lori doubles as a student and tennis player outside of her online front and wanted to put her own spin on her only fans content plays tennis in college for a school like a D1
4:14 school and it doesn't specifically say or she just does it recreationally she probably doesn't Recreation don't call yourself a tennis player not around Asians yeah yeah if you're not a pro you're just you just like doing it yeah hobby yeah it's just a hobbyist which is like most people because they suck yeah here this this is the uh professional I just don't get on them this is the professional branding yeah you know I like watching tennis players like this me too I love how the balls oh she's professional dude if you're getting paid to do that sport you're a professional that's the definition yeah but you're being paid for tennis in a way yeah she's sitting by it she has tennis accessories you know what I mean she's really good at tennis [Laughter] you know why a lot of people that are
5:04 good looking guys and girls they get called dumb they're like oh they're so hot but so dumb yeah because in general most people are ████ dumb right but when you're good looking you attract more attention so then you have to do less if most people in the world are ████ dumbasses right but then if they're hot you just notice them more because if they're like average or like not that good like they're they're not on your radar but it just whatever they are like if they're if they're if they're dumb or smart or like athletic it just adds more when they're attractive because you can't like you give them so much more attention so then they're like oh yeah man good looking they're good looking people are so dumb like but they're hot though at least they got that and it's like you don't know you're probably dumb ass ████ just you're probably more stupider than that guy but but then no one knows because you're not good
5:55 looking well yeah because you're not even up for judgment nobody cares yeah nobody cared to think of it you don't get the same attention that they do good looking people they're like celebrities on a small scale they're under a microscope yeah so you're saying the more you get called dumb the more hot you might be the more people just notice like and then like they never asked to be judged on their intelligence they're just people existing and walking around but they get so much attention that people just notice if they're stupid it gets magnified wow that's a good theory I like that thank you very much you're also very dumb Nick take some water pillow pictures man that's why school when you're like oh you're dumb it's flirting I mean you're hot oh yeah because you're dumb and hot this is true
6:45 this is true um a correction on a prior fact it's not point four percent uh it's actually in the top point seven percent of creators and also she's using 25 of her profits to advocate for anti-bullying in schools good for her I like this girl I don't know about that one that sounds kind of funny to me that's the one that sucks yeah what is that what is it your pro bowling no I'm just I think this being an only fans Creator and trying to do anti-bullying is like a ████ Paradox to me explain well I mean she's just supporting her customers right because most of those ████ probably get bullied oh ████ coming back usually kids so why would an only kind of person be an advocate for children high school kids no okay that's still underage I bet there's a good percentage
7:36 oh we got a lot of high schools for sure I'm sure a lot of ████ kids are jacking off to her probably yeah dude teens teen boys are definitely buying why are we thinking of this because it's true dude because I was just I was like dude this is a really cool detail I should add suddenly where I hear I'm like oh I was jacking off the song highly when I was ████ I don't know that's where your whacking career starts dude think about the axis of pornography that high school kid has nowadays oh yeah and like how does that well that ████ you up the sad thing is as a kid you can just run into it unwanted yeah but like back in the day we had to ████ search like Mad Men for that ████ like ████ detectives but now it's like you follow a ████ page all about cars they do a brand deal with some ████ bikini chick and next thing you know there's ads on your screen yeah would you put if you put yourself in the position of your mind when you guys were teenage boys
8:26 we'd be would you be finding money and buying only fans probably oh my friends had a credit card fishing ring online through emails because we were too scared to use our parents credit card and it was only because of porn they did some criminal ████ just so they could get porn accounts yeah and share it amongst the friends and I was like looking back I'm like dude they had a they had a ████ identity theft and credit card ring at 13 years old stealing information through email 13. just so they could get porn that's how porn was like gold right not that she's on the sun that's a sitcom right there like young Joe in today's world man that the opportunity is endless bro he'd probably be a millionaire by now he would be he'd be a pimp on them by 15
9:18 he'd be a millionaire dude I ████ up I was born in the wrong generation it was either this one or ████ feudal Japan [Laughter] wrong time [Music]
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