0:00 What are the best perks for marrying each ethnicity? What do you get from marrying a Mexican woman? >> She ████ knows her place. [laughter] It's my favorite part of it. I thought they were more like fiery. >> Yeah, that's against the stereotype. >> That's the problem. That's the problem. [laughter] No, cuz how is she going to let you put her in her place? So Mexican families have a very uh Asian style like patriarchal type of culture. >> So they do it while they give you attitude. >> Yes. >> But like a lot of I guess like the stereotypical Cantonese family like yes the dad calls the main shots but the mom is screaming from the kitchen. >> So it's like that. So it's like you got a second in command and she's a ████
0:53 [laughter] I thought I thought like a Asian women were actually more um less submissive than Latin. >> less submissive than Latin. >> Okay. If you think about like Asian parents, right? Like the stereotype. >> Oh, you think Latinos are more likely to be like, "It's okay. You take charge." >> No, not like that. But the stereotype is like um you see this in Western media, it's like docile Asian women, right? But in reality, we know that they ████ run the house and then they just yell and they're crazy and like, >> "Oh, they're only docile in public. They got their men by the balls somehow." >> But yeah, but like Latin women will probably talk back and all that, but then like they still like it's it's a different dynamic. >> Heat in the sheets. >> They'll fight you, >> but then it's different. >> I also think the other So besides them
1:45 knowing their place, which is like number one, >> he's okay. The number two thing I really like about uh Mexican women >> Yeah. >> is I it feels like they're like the ultimate homemaker. >> Oh, okay. All right. That's what I mean. Like if if like >> ████ Dyson vacuums were going to create the ultimate homemaker, they would make >> the Mexican >> cuz they're going to ████ you dry, make you food. The house is going to smell the house is going to smell good. You've been ████ Dyson's bark. >> The the clothes are going to smell good and then they're going to go back again. ████ you dry. [laughter] >> They just got to recharge a little. >> You know, the perfect would have been like Mexican women are like vacuum cleaners. They'll suck you dry. They'll clean the house. They'll >> see that's why you need to workshot the
2:36 marketing and like rearrange the copy. >> I didn't do it as good as Joe. It's the the heat turns into an air fryer as well on the back end. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the five in one. How well does Gio fit into like what the idea is of behind like marrying a Mexican woman? How does she is she pretty much aligned with that? You know, like how you're saying that that's how it is for Mexican women or is Gio is it like a solo thing for her? >> No, she kind of strayed off a little bit. >> So, I think had I had we not been involved in uh YouTube and entrepreneurship and we had more like more tradition because I think more traditional roads have kind of like these rails. It's like a roller coaster, right? you, it's scary, but you kind of know where you're going >> versus just straight off-roading and you can go off a cliff and there's no rails, right? So, like because of that, it's strayed from her Mexicanness. But had I
3:27 been like, I don't know, a police officer or doctor or whatever, and she was just the mom, I think she would have ████ me dry and then had like 10 kids and then, you know, like it would have been like she would have been very traditional Mexican. >> Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. >> Yeah. But I think because of YouTube and then we're like this now this is this thing we're doing together and then and it's just like it's like losing a bit of the Mexican homemakerness. >> Mhm. I see. I see where it where it went off. What's the perks of of marrying a British woman? >> I think she's Liverpool white which is different from London white cuz that's like New York white versus like Georgia white. >> Ah okay. Like Michael Bisping. >> So like Yeah. Like Patty >> Patty. Okay. She's like, "Where I grew up," she goes, "A man was a rugby player." [laughter] That's it. What the hell? >> Like a blueco collar guy. They don't got
4:17 HVAC guys out there. >> ████ got scars and ████ you know, like >> no infrastructure. Yeah. >> In high school, those are the popular guys that they all the girls wanted, right? And she goes like, "When I went to London," and she goes, "I'm working in theater." She goes like, >> "It's all these gay guys." >> Yeah. And then so she's like my idea she's like I liked arts but she's like always like blue collared guys. And then so so so that Liverpool white was like oh ████ that's interesting. That's actually more similar to SGV Asian. And then she's like she's like kind of Mexican. Like she's like yeah we'll have like five ████ kids. But then white people in LA they have no kids. They don't even get married. >> Yeah. They don't want to have kids. Yeah. So I was like, that's not really white white. >> So that's that's where I thought was pretty cool. And um so the one thing
5:08 that's that's different is white people have this thing called unconditional love. And no matter if you whatever what they love you, >> that's it. They don't withhold it from you. >> Yeah. >> And that is such a different thing for a Asian. Oh, so that's the perk of being with a British woman is that she loves you unconditionally >> or yeah, western or whatever. >> I think that's different. >> What What are we talking about? [laughter] >> Cuz you went all the way into Liverpool white to go right back to Well, General White is pretty cool. >> You had like a different standup set. >> I don't think Liverpool white. >> I was like, was it what's the perks? You were like, you know what the difference is? [laughter] I to be honest, I just thought of similarities >> between white women and British women. >> No, everything that I listed cuz I'm I don't have this pre-planned. Everything
5:59 I listed, I realized is a similarity. It's not different. No, but what's dope? What do you like? What's a perk that like Cuz you brought in the SGV. We're all lost. >> No, I don't. [laughter] >> No, I know. Which is which is which is ████ um uh unconditional love is an interesting concept to me. [laughter] >> It's a new thing for you. And I think that was like that was pretty sick. That's one. >> Can't ████ cook for ████ That's a That's one. God damn, dude. >> At all. Can she make eggs? Just regular eggs. >> She's learning a lot. Well, also she was vegetarian. >> Baking. What about baking though? >> Cuz Cuz some women who can't cook is still baked. >> Can she make tea? >> Yeah, she makes a mean cup of tea [laughter] with honey. I never had it with honey. >> Cuz even Mexican chicks still got conditional love like Asian chicks do. >> Oh, really? In what ways is it conditional for Mexican chicks? It's
6:49 just ████ It's just ████ [laughter] >> But what's just >> Yeah, we'll fight and she goes, "But she still loves me." >> I don't ever feel like >> Oh, yeah. >> It's It's like we're enemies, [clears throat] >> right? >> And then like we're cool. >> It's like >> that's why it diffuses me quicker where I'm like, "Oh, but [snorts] we're fighting right now, but like I can tell that you're loving me, so I like I'm chilling cuz I have to be good, too." >> I see. That is a big big difference. Yeah. very different. >> That's a nice perk. It really is. >> What's What's the perk for dating or marrying a Filipino woman? If I go strictly on the Filipino vibes, let's see. Um I think that there there's an immediate bonus when you just get to like buy family, especially when you have a kid, too. Like my kid is blood half Filipina. I am like in the culture,
7:39 you know? I'm not just a visitor. I'm like in it. like in the the Filipino family, in the Filipino my Filipino friends who now know I have a half Filipino baby. We're just ever so slightly more more connected. >> Yeah. You know, by culture. I think that's a a quick bonus of just kind of having that inter uh experience, if you will. I'm not even like full inter, you know, like she's still Asian. Um I think Filipinos are a very expressive family with the emotions and stuff >> more than Vietnamese. >> I just never had it. So, I don't know if it's a personal one, you know. I think um it could be the Chinese side of my family. I don't know. It's just not the same version of expressive. It comes with its problems. They they're a lot they're dramatic. They're they're they're just like I'm not talking to them right now. There's like, you know, there's fights that just blow cuz mainly women too. Mainly women.
8:30 >> Um so, like that stuff, but that's what makes it a perk because it's not like quite fully me. >> It's just like a part of me. get a benefit from it. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, it's like whatever is like super super fun, like that's that's my life. That's a that's a part of me. Whatever's like super crazy or whatever, that's Hey, that's your family. That's I'll back you up, but that's your family. >> Yeah, that's your thing. Yeah, >> that's true. What's What uh ethnicity is your partner, Peter? >> She's Tibetan. >> Whoa, that's interesting. >> I got an exotic Asian. >> She's actually Tibetan. She's Tibetan but she grew up in Nepal cuz you know our country China took over their time. >> And now you're taking over her too. >> That's [laughter] right. >> What would she look like? >> What would she look like? Like like the general person would she what do they think she looks?
9:20 >> Uh she looks Tibetan but like I guess if you don't know what Tibetan people look like she they look like Tibetans usually have like pretty high cheekbones. >> Yeah. >> And they're like uh >> they look like mountain people or something. >> They're like more area looking I guess. >> Yeah. Well, the sherper people are mountain looking. >> Oh, >> cuz there's different types of Tibetans. >> Imagine I'm just a white guy. What does she look like? Air bender. >> Yeah, she looks like an air bender. >> That makes sense. I know what an air bender looks like. >> Yeah. Okay. >> She looks like an air bender. >> What's good about What's good about Tibetans? >> She look like a or Kora coming from a Chinese guy. What's >> She looks like the whatever that avatar the bald head was. No, you No, no. The There was There was an air bender that was like a lady before. No, before. Oh, the actual Avatar. >> The actual Avatar. But no, she's um there. It's interesting cuz she's she's still Asian, but it's like Asian with like less of the confusion with almost
10:10 none of the confusionism. >> Whoa. What is that like? >> Wait, so she don't believe in hierarchy and ████ >> No, cuz you know how Asian is not They still have hierarchy, but it's not like you don't it's like stringent. Go ████ study, go do this, do blah blah blah. They still have the Asian some of the culture, but it's because they're all Buddhist, right? They're all like super Buddhist. They're more religious than anything else. And I feel like they're there's less expectations they put on their kids to like, oh, you got to succeed. You got to ████ do this, you know? >> That's why you never That's why you never heard of any Tibetans. >> Yeah. >> Cuz no one's succeeding. >> Exactly. >> And [laughter] >> or they're less material, so they're invisible cuz they're meditating all the time and then they're levitating. >> Yeah. You can't even see them. But >> no, there I think the nice thing about her is she doesn't have any of the like my like Chinese Chinese upbringing. So like she's not like that, you know? She's like more emotionally in tune with
11:00 herself. She's like >> like they don't get their asses beat all day. >> She didn't get her ass beat. No, she got >> maybe cuz she's a girl. >> No, her her she has a brother didn't get beat either. [gasps] >> But I mean some of them still get beat. I'm sure some of them still get beat, but they're not like they're not like you know like the East Asians are super confusion. So that like ████ up a lot of ████ Whereas like I don't feel like they have this uh as much of this expectation to like you got to just like ████ grind your whole life. They they actually sit back as a community and just like you know they'll like sing songs or dance or eat and ████ Like I went to her >> be like a Chinese waste of time. >> Yeah. Chinese waste of time. Exactly. [laughter] A Chinese waste of time. Complete waste. >> WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING, MAN? Stop dancing. >> Like >> Jesus, that's my whole life, bro. Their wedding, they had like a whole day wedding and it was like they had like performances. All the friends and the cousins, they do like these dances. It
11:50 keeps going >> like rolling loud. >> Yeah. And then then they're like I was I that was the first time I felt like a white guy cuz I didn't want people to know I was Chinese. I was like oh ████ Cuz cuz you know the whole beef thing, >> right? It's touchy. To be fair, we have whole day weddings here. Thanks. >> No, no, but they the whole communities, they all dance collectively in one like massive circle. Like literally like 500 people all actually dancing at the exact same time. >> That's tight. >> So they're more like I think they're a little more community oriented. if you are one of them. >> Is it truly touchy that you're Chinese or is it just kind of like they don't really care? >> Uh I don't think they like I mean they don't say anything to me but like Yeah. No, they don't like Chinese people cuz cuz the whole political thing >> but like that that actually bleeds into how they their rapport is with you. Her family >> her family I mean they don't like the fact that I'm Chinese but they can't do anything about it. You know what I mean? I'm like ████ I'll report you. You know I'll I'll
12:41 >> China >> China's the new Japan dude. >> No it's cuz Yeah. China to them is Japan. >> Yeah. Cuz imagine in the '8s if you're Chinese and you brought home a Japanese boyfriend, they're like, "What the hell?" >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I guess you can't do anything about it. >> Like her, she dated like Taiwanese people and they were like more okay with that cuz that's like, you know, like not the mainland cuz the mainland is what took over like Tibet, right? So it's like those people fled to India or Nepal or wherever the ████ they went. >> Did she have a pre I guess existing bias against dating a Chinese guy and then you came along and she's like, I can't believe [laughter] I'm doing this. Romeo and Juliet. >> Her mom definitely hated it. >> Oh, but she doesn't have those feelings herself. >> I'm the first mainland Chinese person she's dated. And then she's dated like, you know, other offshoots, like Taiwanese people. >> So, that sentiment doesn't pass on that sentiment doesn't strongly pass on to the to the kids about like I don't want to date Chinese.
13:31 >> Are you like Chinese though? Are you like Are you Were you born in America? I was born in China. So, I'm like, oh, he's mainland. >> We got a spy here, Bart. >> I'm American now, I think. No, but you have dual citizenship. Like you you they don't allow you. >> So So you're American now? Yeah. You become American. You fully denounced China on camera. >> Whoa. Yo, >> no. [laughter] >> You Yeah. You the the way China finds out that you're no longer Chinese is if you tell them. >> Oh. >> So you have to enter China. >> Oh, I understand. >> Do you know what I mean? You have to go back to China >> and then show them the blue passport. >> Yeah. Otherwise, you're just some Chinese guy that went overseas. >> Ah, >> do you know what I mean? Cuz they don't know what the ████ is happening. >> Yeah, that's true. [laughter] >> Yeah, that's interesting. >> Sorry, you were asking about children. I believe you were asking about children.
14:21 >> Oh, yeah. I was asking if the sentiment cuz you know how like out here the racist sentiments between Asians are more one generation up. For Tibetans, they don't really have a reason to not >> still feel like that because it's >> it's current. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. So, how come she does she doesn't have that like get away from me dirty China? Yeah. No, she does. She She makes like jokes sometimes. >> Oh, but she's not angry. It's just like >> Well, no, she gets that. It's like I didn't do anything. You know what I mean? Like it's not my family. It's like it's the government. You know what I mean? Like it has nothing to do I grew up like here. >> Can you tell Can you tell that to Koreans that uh Japanese people are not the same as the government? >> How can we get Koreans to understand that sentiment about Japanese people >> about Japan? They're not going to understand that. No. No. Full hatred. That one I understand. No. Uh, [laughter]
15:11 >> can you confirm that your family has never been involved though >> in the CCP? I don't think so. Cuz they took out my >> Hey, hey, hey, hey. >> Took out my I think my someone like a grand grandpa something >> Tibetan. That's cool.
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