0:00 [Music] all right so this happened in New Jersy all right a South Joy man is facing charges after authorities say he decapitated a seagull a seagull I heard about this offic is that an animality or a fatality animality I it's both okay animality officers responded on July 6 to a report of animal cruelty at Mory Pi located at 251 Boardwalk Avenue why did they do such thing maybe his hoa's up his ass and and he can't ████ grow grass because the birds keep on eating it so he finally took matters into his own hands do seagull eat grass yes might I think they eat everything though Who would know I wouldn't know that I don't think they eat grass I'm not a Seagle professional I think they eat everything dude they eat a lot of things I Cans and
0:50 ████ I think chickens do sure okay um so Franklin Zigler age 29 of Cape May admitted to killing the seagull after it attempted to take french fries from his daughter boom Oh it's one of those seagull some of them East Coast seagull they don't give a ████ you'll just be eating a h ████ chili burger and right when you're about to take a bite they go k and then they take it Revenge mod did he just do like a Twist off like an uh gra that ████ in a neck pretty bird pretty bird yeah he him with one of those yeah he then reportedly asked moris Pierce staff for a trash bag while holding the dead seagull he allegedly became irate and Cooperative with officers on an unrelated investigation which led to his arrest on charg of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest so he is troublesome he's a mad guy sometimes your HOA pushes you to the ████ Edge
1:42 cuz it wasn't just that it was something do you guys like your HOA no I thought you like him now I'm at War I thought you I thought you flushed it out I thought you are the bo I wake up every day wake up every day and I go to war I thought you are on the board the they Chang the regime I go outside and I yell War what is a girl for absolutely nothing so they didn't they didn't end up changing the HOA well no they we so H we thought we were good and we were in peace times but it we turned out we replaced them with some people who are worse not worse but so bad climbing up my ass now so yeah we're at work anybody you replace the HOA with they're always bad what are they even what are they even picking on you about grass what's wrong with you it's it's 100 ████ 15° get astro turf you never have to take looks like ████ golf I'm not getting golf grass and by the way all my neighbors
2:33 your Lawns look like ████ golf grass your Lawns look like ████ you w you spray paint I laugh when I drive by your houses I laugh you should spray paint it dude so what do they want you to do about your grass yeah what's wrong with their grass patches right there like patches around they don't like yellow patches the patches but then you got to be on it so how do they tell you about the patches and you can't ████ water your lawn on Sundays you can't and no so I've been seating my lawn right seating it but then these ████ Birds they they eat all that ████ oh they eat the seeds they don't eat the grass the seeds exactly so then they're eating my seeds up and I got these ████ pigeons in my neighborhood I know I know they're the same ones it's like this Trifecta of pigeons there ████ eat my I know you like deals can I give you a hack please all right so this state of or Clark County or whatever uh if you make your lawn like water efficient and I I made mine into uh like a Desert Oasis Style
3:26 with Cactus and ████ I seen those you get a discount yeah but guess what what it looks like ████ no it doesn't it matches it matches dude I got a rose bush no but I got a rose bush let me see pict like a ████ I'll show you a picture of my lawn they also they also got astro turf that looks incredibly real now they do I see I know exactly what you're talking about and guess what it looks like ████ okay only at night does it look decent you got to start shooting these ████ Birds your yours is golf grass astro turf yeah hey does his look like ████ I haven't seen it I had real grass doesn't have a la I had real grass I do my whole backyard is grass oh in the front lawn though they're mad at that they're mad at well I fixed it so now look sick but
4:17 yeah let see I see patches I think he's laughing because it looks like a regular they're giving a ████ about that huh beautiful La it's a regular ass lawn that's not true hey you went cheap on the lawn I didn't go cheap on lawn you know I didn't you went cheap on the LA oh yeah those those those palm trees right there are worth more than your ████ house see it let me see it palm trees are gri they are hard to get well let's see Joe's let's compare it with Jo show my house I don't want him to see my house we saw it we have a whole video about went CH on the lawn I we film there he went did not go Che I can't find it think we do it a live you can't find your own lawn I don't take pictures of my house you can't just Google Street View and then screenshot it it doesn't look like that anymore I redid it it's a Desert Oasis it's a Desert Oasis with rose bushes I read this thing one time
5:07 speaking of pigeons that made me feel a little bit sorry for them did we talk about it before no oh that they were atic basically basically once like ████ post and like snail mail was invented we like ditched them but we're the ones that brought pigeons to every ████ continent and they were our source of like getting messages people which is why they're so comfortable with humans like over time gen they just become like adapted to being around humans which is why they're comfortable in our cities but we just ditch them and now we look at them at the ████ as the Rats of the bird life but like we're the ones that brought them over yeah to me they look like straight cats they do I remember I remember you telling us about that and I was I was falling asleep well that's why they're ████ eating up your s█████ ass lawn you cheap ████ I'm not cheap ████ dude my lawn looks sick hang on hang look at this look at this if they're defense
5:57 though that is the reason why HOA communities look good cuz they they make sure everyone is like on top of it what is that what is that my lawn that's your lawn sexy why are you hiding the parts that look like ████ not even you guys got HOAs yeah of course are you part of it ████ no I like our HOA though they keep everyone in order like someone doesn't take their trash can in after like a day or two like hey you got to take your trash can in R HOA person doesn't do that cuz my neighbor yeah tell tell them about that tell them what a fun neighbor you organization I don't say anything you don't say anything I don't say anything you don't complain when your neighbors don't take their trash cans in like instantly after second after the garbage after the garbage truck leaves you never even visited me once I've been there for a couple months you haven't even visit you've been home for one week oh wow really you don't visit him wow I don't visit him cuz he went cheap on his house I don't I do do I pick you up to go to places cuz you don't have car the cuz
6:47 you Che out on your car making Vegas not sound fun it's awesome we're going to move to Vegas and Like hey let's hang out I'm like no I'm not going to come over do I pick you up and take you to places you pick me up yeah cuz I don't have a car see cuz he's cheap can't drive I don't come from my neighbors oh my license I don't come from my neighbors I just Tepee their house oh that's sick ho is going to get mad if you TP violation bro you what the cool thing about ho have HOA but we have a city like a city actual rule where like uh people who are leaving their trash cans out they all got violations that's cool yeah that's what happens in my neighborhood too you got to be honest it's not HOA it's the city own out I'm patiently staring out the ████ window going like where's that violation we have to put the trash cans behind our gay and I like HOA because
7:38 you don't have to be the confrontational neighbor there's someone else that so like if you have someone has a car right and they're ████ leaking oil on the street and it's crazy creating that ugly spot you don't even have to cuz people cuz they Patrol hi Karen it's me they'll go hey you got to move your car off of the thing hi Karen it's me again yeah you don't have to do any of that which is cool it's just it's just perfect having a maid before the neighborhood how long how long does someone need to take their trash cans in this is Karen hi Karen uh yes Karen speaking so yeah Bart's at it again Y is it his truck yes yes it's his Tru oh is he working out to rap music again yep in his underwear in his underwear I mean there's children everywhere fart I did get one of those
8:28 really for working out in likes the HOA but then the HOA used to be on his ass all the time at at that's why I like it because I CU I know there's people like me that ████ ████ up so that's why I'm with a ████ like Gio that keeps me in line right cuz if I don't I'll be a I'll be a nuisance to the to the society ████ like G so like before I was like I want how far I can push this I'll wake up at 600 boom ████ ASAP Rocky full volume and then I got a letter hey can you not work out with full blast volume I'm like okay fine I do it halfway there's the line and since I've been playing it halfway remember when I text you I you come work out but don't go past the half line zero complaint and I went full and I was like my name is bar ████ no don't do that
9:18 wait at the place now yeah a muscle mountain musle is that what you call it that's what you have to link your Bluetooth to that's ████ T muscle Mountain muscle Mountain That's What I Call that's the name of the gym Muslim mountain is extremely VIP two and a half members only at the moment 200 ft it's prime time baby damn that's a pretty big gym it's actually pretty full his neighbor has a good one called Curry Corner oh Curry Corner Curry corner is pretty cool yeah what's Curry Corner they do the Tandoori splits there make a non outside whenever they cook though smells ████ delicious Curry Corner yeah heyo Central dude y
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