0:00 [Music] so there's this crazy thing that happened in india if you follow joe rogan you might have seen him post about it uh i can't even believe he posted this but uh there was like a nature like a national park in india where these four guys uh trespassed into that area and there's an animal called a monitor lizard which is like a oh it's a big lizard guy yeah it's a big lizard that's protected like it's you know they're it's it's not like uh it's almost endangered i think it's as big as like a komodo dragon like no i don't think it's that big yeah so how big how big um this will give you an idea of how big okay so four men were accused of gang raping killing and then cooking and eating the
0:51 lizard why i don't know how big it is oh it's big enough to rape kill and cook for four men why is it why is their first idea to let me stick my dick in the lizards who wants to rape a lizard who doesn't have sex with you gotta be a bet like they bet they lost a bet and they're like you guys gotta do it you said it this is what the the native americans do but at a higher level higher level because they only hunt cook eat and use it right yeah they did all of that and they ████ it and they okay and they made a purse out of the skin maybe they elevated it see what you're doing maximize is maximizing because a native american didn't ████ the buffalo so these guys were like you know what we gotta one up it by ████ the komodo dragon how does this but the thing is like did someone catch them how does this get confused here's here's how it happened so this um the it's called
1:43 the sayadri tiger reserve and there's cameras there and they saw video of these guys trespassing the area so when they arrested them like hey you guys can be trespassing what did you do here did you steal anything so they looked in their phones they found photos and video of the entire thing no and they were able to confirm that uh these guys didn't do it for any religious reason for any ritualistic thing they did it purely for fun that's a for fun crime they get horny from lizards that's really weird maybe it's it's like indian indian jackass bro frat ████ how do you be like it's like that's what they do is like you know what let's yo bros like let's go ████ a lizard they're like no bro that is so wild how do you even find a hole to have sex with the lizard the thing that's the thing that that like bothers my mind is how do you find three other people that are
2:34 also exactly that are into it like you're into this like you want to go four of them ████ this lizard ████ i want to see what that looks like okay there's gotta be one guy amongst them that was like ah man i don't know i wanna do this like come on you're always a big party pooper all right here comes the ████ look like i don't know you'll see in a second i've never looked down there oh it's so small and then they cooked it and ate it and it's surprised a human can fit at least they ate it that's oh i mean that's a lizard ████ it's not like oh can't we should ████ that way it's a lizard vagina from a different lizard there's no monitor lizard vagina on what is the monitor lizard look can we pull that up yeah that's crazy
3:24 dude it kind of just looks like a big lizard let's see i don't get horny off of reptiles mammals maybe but reptiles bro who wants to ████ that bro other monitor religions hopefully objectively who else yeah they're going to come out with a new version of coven now aren't they in danger a fleshlight yeah are these uh monitor lizards are they in danger they're i believe they are uh they're protected which i think means they're almost yeah they weren't that protected because ████ dude right here they didn't protect them at all they just let these guys come in and ████ the ████ how do you how do you run a reserve like that and just let guys ████ your lizard you know crazy that's ████ weird maybe they
4:14 think about their security detail a little bit yeah like because you know like the the chopping up killing and cooking like to me that's like oh that sucks too but it also is like pretty humid to just catch an animal cook it right and eat it fine even if it's a gross creature people do it all over the world but i don't know anybody that ████ their food before they eat it yeah that's that's that's next level can you imagine if you found four dudes in your backyard ████ or dog or something they're all getting murdered they have to all get murdered they're all gonna get ████ up for sure like they have to get killed the guy must be so furious the guy that owns this lizard yeah like oh my god that's so crazy yeah i want to see what these guys look like yeah what do they look like oh they're like lizards they're like lizard manuals
5:07 it's implanted into his eyebrows they're not men they're lizards if they were lizard guys i'd be like all right all right you kind of committed your life you're the villain for spider-man all right like animorphs yeah yeah yeah when did you ████ the lizard when you were fully the lizard or when you were the human or were you halfway through get into the mode man i just stayed human ████ up it was just reptilian dudes you know when you're a cop and you're watching those videos you can't even really fast forward right because you're gonna cause you're looking for evidence you're seeing what else are they doing that's what i was thinking so you can't even go like okay i get the gist of it um you guys are disgusting you have to go okay every single second what the ████ even even it would just be like looking at it and looking at them like wait that was you guys why why
5:57 even worse is that in court the jury will have to watch every second of that too oh that's how you have to like look at uh there's evidence like that but this is like not court here this is indian court so how does like india court work yeah it might be different you know they make the lizard testify there's a key witness lizard that was watching the whole thing ████ that's so disgusting that loser just points its tongue is he in the room right now i don't know how they ████ do it i think that's pretty good there is a picture that i'm gonna find it yeah i want to see what yeah basically like if if court over there's anything like here it's the same way where if uh because i had a friend who uh was accused of rape and he actually uh secretly recorded having sex with this girl that said uh raped her so when he presented that that evidence
6:48 in court his family the jury everyone had to watch the entire video beginning to end to make sure that at no point did she say no damn that's crazy so he said that's like the worst trade-off he's ever like to be exonerated from a crime but yet your whole family has to see you all the time but he it was all good though like he didn't get popped no because she was lying the whole video is like yeah i want more yeah yeah yeah the boy laid it down there's never been no in this whole video with his dad like three minutes only you are not my son [Laughter] oh my gosh let me fly the picture of these he kept saying i'm sorry while they're ████ i'm sorry i'm usually not like this or he's the one saying no yeah he's like no yeah dude yeah it's crazy that i didn't know
7:38 they do that that chick's ████ up accusing him for a rape that's why she cheated on her boyfriend and wanted like she got caught so that she was like oh i don't wanna not that that's a good thing everyone does but like but in this case yeah in this case that's what happened and she didn't want the shame of like oh you know so i don't understand why the ████ this is a thing but they took pictures with the guys when they arrested them and it looks like it looks like group photos i can't get them over the ship why like with the cops yeah like they're proud of them so the guys on the floor these are the there's that's three of them and the fourth guy i think is in blue or yeah is that a guy wearing a two-toned shirt is this the fourth guy i think so because it says it's like why is he just chilling like it's like with the cops we don't even have cuffs on it but like here this is yeah the guy in yellow red blue and then the
8:28 two-toned shirt guy they just do things different out there dude i remember these guys they caught these criminals right and then to bring them out for the press to see they ████ held their hand and then they all walked out and they were just standing there holding their hand like children so they're like red rovers yeah so like the bad guys and the cops were all ████ holding hands like like this and then they're doing the photo op and then they had to bring them back yeah that's weird yeah yeah it's pretty interesting because it looks like straight up just chilling after green barbecue they're hanging out it looks like a ████ squad photo dude with the boys it's so interesting how countries do things huh yeah different countries different countries man they mean different things and then i mean of course like india is pretty ████ pissed about it because they're like damn of all the things that make international news like this ████
9:19 you know like what a whack representation but like of course you're gonna hear idiots be like yeah see i told you india is ████ weird yeah dude you're gonna pick that out of like one of those heavily popular i mean if they got a billion people i know you're there's gonna be a lot of weird there's gonna be some lizard ████ in there you know but they're like anyone but joe rogan posted about that i know that's what's crazy because i was like joe no because that headline is crazy it's crazy you read it you're like logistically i want to know how it's happening it's like if it's non-indian publications they're always going to point out that they're indian you know like in the headlines straight up for indian men yeah damn that's pretty bad i mean damn yeah so it's a little ████ but don't let that change your view on anything dude what do peta say about that ████ they're like this is wrong i believe any problem this huge would be above peta's efforts and reach
10:10 damn i think everyone's like yeah we're with you on this one peter lock these dudes up he's not gonna be able to do anything about that how do you ████ a lizard that's so crazy did they find each other on like some kind of forum for like lizardfuckers.com that life have you ever fet life was fed life it's uh it's like social media platform for people with fetishes to connect fetlock so you like you you input the thing your kinks and then it like links you with other people that and then you just have casual hookups i thought that was pretty cool i learned that on soft white underbelly that's kind of fire there was there was this girl in softlight underbelly being interviewed and she was uh like a sex addict and they were asking her like like she said she had sex with like 10 random people per week and they were like where do you find these people and she goes phet life everyone just finds them on that i was like what is this i looked it up i was like oh ████ it's real wow so i'm
11:01 sure something like this i mean i'm pretty sure that's not how they met each other but so the lizard has a fat life account pull up guys the lizard wanted me he just didn't know that they would take it that far but it's like a one-shot fantasy it's like i could do this and then i'll be dead but is there is there some stories about cannibalism that like uh people that did that they're like oh i want to get chopped up there have been cases where dudes uh got their dick cut off and fed to them yeah and they want that they want that they're into that it's exhilarating well we can't ask the lizard now if they wanted it or not because they're kind of gone
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