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Olympians Don't Like The New Nike Wear, Too Revealing

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0:00 what do you think of that slap League bur I think is stupid as ████ you think it's stupid it's pretty Dum but I kind of love it cuz it's so dumb every everyone watches it though so this this article is titled my hooa going to be is going to be out Nikes Nik noty Nikes US Olympic outfits need constant pube vigilance say frustrated athletes pube vigilance viance like a lot of that area wants to pop out yeah it's cool cuz Nike just redesigned that they have Ultra revealing athletic attire for the Olympics mhm and now all these chicks this chick named Tara Davis wood Hall says wait my ho-ha is going to be out what's sport gynastics no she's in she's in the

0:51 long never heard of the crazy every four years Anthony blows my line for is this like that Bob chick who's just split when she was pushing the the oh sh for real I yeah it was like a it was like you know when the Bob they start pushing it and they run with it the camera was like close up on her ass and then her whole suit just burst open damn that's funny yeah that's I mean that was out so yeah in the Olympics right roll your eyes is the long job there's a chick doing a chick who doing they they do this thing where they jump over they have they up these like barricades and play to him like he's even dumber they jump over it as they run obviously listening to the number one athlete in the room I play I play junior versal basketball yeah JV my bad this is the that's the

1:42 outfit that's Ultra revealing she says that's that's Shakari though in the HOA area I don't think Shakari said haha area so it covers the arms but not the hoo-ha yeah she's they're concern probably right tight due to tight this thing which they call Harding they have to yeah Harding Harding hurling hurling hurling oh ████ now you know I'm always skeptic of this it's all he so convincing what so check this out the design features a high rise Brazilian cut panty line that competitors say wasn't created with performance in mind so what was it created for marketing good Mark for they made a piece of apparel with fashion in mind yeah exactly well God forbid too they try to monetize the situation the Olympics isn't exactly getting a lot of

2:33 eyeballs anymore is it not no it's not really no one cares huh every four years it's been declining it has been declining your ship has been going down year after year yeah that ████ was tight in the '90s though because why car strug they were hot car strug yeah dos yeah they were hot they got some Stars yeah yeah mhm they're gorgeous and that one trainer what's his name who went to jail um why you bring that up bro why you bring up negativity w we talking about the positivity of it and he's just going to bring up the guy hey ratings are ratings like even bar shaking his head you're having such a good time you're having such a good video why would you ruin the moon ratings higher dude ratings are ratings okay why would you ruin the mood like that it was musty TV out musty TV TV you got to see these Olympic Tri yeah yeah yeah it is

3:24 interesting I I you know I haven't paid attention to the Olympics in a minute I think it's just there's too many things to pay attention to we have so much ████ out I actually heard that it's also because the types of sports and Olympics and the the demographic that's actually still in viewership are all like the older generation and Boomers that are still watching so um every single Olympics which happens every four years Steve um they they actually need to cycle in new sports they need to cycle in different sports and stuff so every uh City that gets an Olympics uh at their place they they have to vote on different things so for example like breaking is going into the Paris Olympics for the first time right la la is hosting the next Olympics they didn't vote on breaking so but but for example I think Australia or New Zealand who has it next they did vote on breaking so we were like what

4:15 why isn't breaking in the Olympics and I think apparently with LA it's they felt that the demographics that would want to watch more attractive or like uh popular sports I think I don't know if it was like they trying to get cheerleading pickle pickle ball got in just the the whole point is to get more eyes on it because there's no money going into the event right now cuz all the all most of the sports people the young younger kids don't care yeah a lot of them people don't really care about right which is why things like the extreme sports uh have been coming in killing it skateboarding skateboarding yeah skateboarding skateboarding even even like uh the news with like um what was her name Khloe Kim with snowboarding like that one Winter Olympics like that started bringing the ratings they just need to make the marketing and storytelling better you don't need to change the storytelling yeah yeah they just need some UFC get Dan White behind it yeah start betting on that ████ what do you think of that slap League BR I thing is

5:05 stupid as ████ you think it's stupid it's pretty ████ dumb but I kind of love it cuz it's so dumb but every everyone watches it though everyone watches it I started following these slappers cuz I was like okay like let me let me let me let me see what these guys are about like do they actually train the way MMA fighters do and you follow them and all they do you know that ████ dummy Big Five this just some dude in the garage just getting ████ reps so it's like Step Brothers yeah and he's just getting ████ reps and I'm like oh ████ he's taking it serious but I thought there'd be like but also I don't imagine you need much to ████ practice yeah seems like you have to practice getting hit more than you do hitting yeah exactly I like the stair part that's my favorite part when they're staring at each other first would you think it's would you like it if they did roundhouse kick version Oh ████ ████ it would be too

5:55 then too fast yeah that's like I paid for pay-per-view and the fight's over I would watch I would watch a eye pooke version like this and then the other guy's just like this oh he has to just stare at you like this ████ just oh no dude so basically whoever goes first wins unless you got tough eyeballs also yeah how do you Spar how do you sp there is no Spar how do you Spar no not for not the for the I think I'm talking about the seven that's game day event that's game day event right that's game day I want to see yeah it's all game day it's all game right does that one Indian game where they like run around in a field and they're all SLA see I like that one that one's cool I don't know what the rules so they're tied to like a rope I think around their bellies and they just if they're in like a big circle and there's like a gang of people are surrounding them and they just run around they start slapping ████ okay time out so when you when you say Indian

6:48 yeah can you guess this is a fun game you want me to take it yeah yeah the ones who who um the ones who eat the curry it that's the one you're talking about right unless unless I'm ████ up what's the other one you talking about the ones that eat the squirrels that runs with rivers Barts back Mar yeah bars I don't know the Buffalo one why did you have to take the video there Buffalo one buffalo buffalo there's Buffalo Buffalo New York we learned throughout School the ones who eat the squirrels part's like oh look at that look that get that on camera can we get that again why you got to bring the him you you just went up the list let's go to patreon let's go

7:38 to patreon for sure FBI's most wanted man he went up the list number two you just sealed number two we're not trying to do 20 patreon videos today yeah I didn't know uh who you were talking about cuz you know some people still call some people do say that still yeah some people still call Natives Indians I do when we're off camera when the are having fun with we do I do after a few beers haven't called them Indians I'll call everyone Indian after a few beers I've always called them natives you did yeah I grew up with natives oh I'm from Arizona that's probably the better way to say it huh oh Ariz you didn't just call them reses like like like true residents growing up the list huh just sneaks it by I said it I said video I said it like a local he said it as a question he said

8:28 it as trying to gain knowledge you say it as like he shed it off you're like ████ because I always thought that like that was reference to information that I had learned in school with every uh group like that like when you live near something the people living closest to them always have a nickname that no one else knows oh you're such a cool guy anyways so remember when you had to remember when you had to do like cowboys and Indians like cardboard like costumes and in school we were taught that ████ okay so I am a representation of my trauma you're victim you're victim okay okay that's fair that's fair okay he brought it back he brought it back are shaming me we did that that's our fault did you apologize why would I apologize cuz you shamed him

9:19 that's a good and I'm a victim he a victim and you're a white male oh I'm straight too don't forget that I'm straight yeah straight white male straight white male you a little crooked I'm I'm [Laughter] crooked uh so this so this article I don't even remember what the fu we were talking about we was talking about the woa no there is actually some the Niko conty in this real quickly yeah there's a there's a chick who's like pissed about it cuz she's like if this outfit was truly beneficial to for physical performance men would also wear it this is not an elite athletic kit for track and field this is a costume born of patriarchal for that are no longer welcome or needed to get eyes on women's sport that's what I've been feeling she ████ nailed it for me that's exactly some women ████ like when it looks cool that's all it's

10:10 not it's not I don't think it's a men thing I think when they design clothes for women they do a lot of research and maybe some women were like I ████ love it so they released it well also who like the bra right look bro yeah we love it how about we ask colen love when you when you go running or you know whatever you do for exercise you like to wear your shorts High and tight I I Would by HOA not to come out when I'm running yeah that's true is that a risk for you though especially on National T are you at risk for that are you at risk call this hotline does that happen frequently where HOAs come out uh no depends on the shorts right I choose to wear the proper attire Nick oh ████ yeah never thought of it that way I guess I'm in picture Fitness clothes is ████ crazy these days though it is it is very crazy for women's martial arts there's no ghee difference right no no but there's going

11:00 to be with my new brand my new line G string Gees ging g string ████ yeah that's what I meant to say I had it wrapped up the whole time g string Gees dude [Music]

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