0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careless Boys. We have Will Pepper with us today. All right. So, yeah guys, if you ever want to ask us anything or you want to suggest a topic for this show, all you have to do is join the Patreon, get on the Discord, type a bunch of stuff out. And usually at some random times me, Anthony, or Steve will look through what you've written and present some. Today we have a we have a topic that I think is very interesting and a few of you guys were discussing this in the DMs to me on the JKI G, which you can also do. But, no matter how rich you guys get in life, what is a poor person food you will never stop eating? Instant noodles. What you mean by instant noodles? Like >> I think he means kimchi ramen. >> Like the like the Korean ones. Hold on. Hold on for a second. >> You mean the Nongshim's? >> Sure. Kimchi ramen noodles for sure.
0:55 >> Kimchi ramen noodles is not poor person noodles. It's pretty expensive. You guys are ████ >> Per package it's it's actually crazy. Fried, sir. Okay, yes. Yes, it is it is not poor people's stuff. It's kind of like the cool kids stuff. Go ahead. Back to instant noodles, yes? All the Korean ones. Which one's your favorite one? >> My favorite one for as of recent is the Neoguri one, I think. Is that what it's called? Neoguri? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, fool. >> You know about that? Neoguri? Of course. I I've been to Indonesia [laughter] twice. OKAY, YOU'RE WELCOME. NO, IT'S BOMB. SO, you'll always eat instant noodles no matter how well you do in life? What the heck happened here? I missed it. Cuz he [laughter] was all my favorite is the Neoguri and I was like, "Damn, fool, hard R." And [laughter] then I got it right after.
1:45 And I was like, "That's so ████ stupid." >> [laughter] >> Cuz I said it twice like It's very stupid. >> articulated [laughter] other Neoguri one. What about like um what about fast foods? Are there any fast foods that you'll never stop eating in your life? >> Del Taco, baby. And McDonald's. >> your team Del Taco? Del Taco and McDonald's. Knowing how many other Mexican restaurants >> Dude, but now I feel like now out of all those only In-N-Out support people's food. They're still the most affordable. >> That's true. You get a a double double for four bucks. >> For Del Taco, like what is it that you want there that you can't have something better at like a mom-and-pop's taco shop? >> It's not better because it's Yeah, it's the flavor. >> you ordering? I like their medium and mild sauce a lot. So then I get everything. I get their quesadilla. I get their
2:36 uh yeah, regular taco. I get everything and I drown it in the sauce. You do you Del Scorcho? No, medium or and mild. I mix the two together. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I used to be McDonald's and it's like obviously it's a million burgers better, but it's just McDonald's is McDonald's. But I don't know what happened, but as of recent when I eat it, I really feel it. Like I feel like myself getting gunky and like I'm like, "Oh, what the hell?" So now I don't really like that feeling. So I haven't ate McDonald's I think in over a year. Dang, that's actually crazy. You used to eat McDonald's a lot. >> All the time cuz it's just my go-to nostalgia food. where after I eat it now I feel like I ate the packaging or something. Yeah, it feels like I ate candle wax. That's what it feels like I ate. Cuz you don't eat it every one is you have condition stuff. Eat it every day again. Smart, smart, smart. Get the app. Get the app. The one is uh Wiener Schnitzel.
3:26 Woah. >> Where do you even find one of those? There's one here. Is there? Yeah. I think Wiener Schnitzel is >> Schnitzel. Like Yeah, you're right. Fast food is not cheap fast food anymore, but I'm thinking low quality piece of ████ food that you shouldn't be eating no more, but I just have a connection to. I love the Wiener Schnitzel. It's like a three-pack with like you get the chili fry, you get the Um, and then you also get the hot dog, but I also get a corn dog. So, I >> [laughter] >> eat all that ████ >> Oh, dude, that's tight. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever be over like a Costco glizzy and soda for a dollar fifty. That's That's going to be inflation proof. That's inflation proof. That'll ever go out of like like you do I'm too rich for No, ████ no. >> Have you guys actually bought the hot dog? Like you know that's like they sell the hot dog, right? And then you can
4:18 make that at home and all that. You never did it? >> That's rich man stuff where you actually buy it. Cuz you have a home. >> [laughter] >> But then you still need a You still need a Costco membership to have the hot dog. Yep. Now. Damn, you got me. Keep the riffraff out. We don't want long lines. But then that that disqualifies as poor people food because it's they can't get in to buy it. >> There are affordable ways to get a Costco membership. They're pretty cheap. >> It's sixty bucks a year. Oh, dude, you sound so rich right now. No, it doesn't. That's sixty bucks a year. You just have to plan accordingly. Big baller. Cuz there's like struggle meals that I just feel this it's kind of sold nostalgic that like it's just a meal to me no matter how much money I get it's just it's just it just hits the spot. Let's say like instant noodles with the egg in it is insane. >> It's insane? >> Fire. You do the same thing? Instant noodles with the egg in it? Yeah, instant noodles with What about for you? Let's say you're like a multi-millionaire, what food are you
5:09 still going to eat even if it's like so beneath your lifestyle? Uh, right now I'm I'm really into a McDonald's snack wraps. Snack wraps? >> My dog. My dog. Have you had that? So fire. >> The spicy one? Don't even ████ with the other one. >> What's in the snack wrap? I don't even know. >> [laughter] >> Chicken. It's like the chicken. I don't look at it. I just eat it. Yeah. >> You know what I mean? It's like ████ I I you know, I don't like stare at it a bunch. >> What do you think? I just get down. I stare like a ████ >> But do you guys think though once you become hella balling that like you'll always eat like the best of the best? >> Warren Buffett eats McDonald's every morning. >> not eat McDonald's. He does. >> It's a fact. It's not true. >> You think it's not true? No, I don't think so. Do you think it's a lie? I think it's I think it's just like ████ Gavin Newsom saying, "I'm just like you guys." Well, but but Warren Buffett owns You don't think it tastes better cuz he owns the stock?
5:59 >> [laughter] >> That's funny. That's hella funny. That's what I'm saying. You know what I will say? I don't know if this is a poor people food, so you guys can correct me, but I will say it's unusual for this food to be overly expensive. So, I think it's poor person's food. I think I will always always love good Hainan chicken. Agreed. But but that's hard to find. What? It is. I'm sorry. Oh, >> a good place out here? Have you found one out here? >> Exactly. Thank you. >> [laughter] >> You didn't get a chance to answer. He doesn't know cuz we all know it was Savoy. And we were were we don't live there anymore. >> Like decent Hainan chicken in general, like it's Like I'm not always looking for the best of something. I'm just saying Hainan chicken in general for the Yeah, yeah. >> Pasadena one we also liked. Cluck Cluck to Go? >> Cluck to Go. You been there? Hainan chicken rice is good. It's the sauce.
6:49 You know what I always like to? Spam musubis. Ooh. Okay, so I think we can break that down. I think I will never be too rich for a rice spam egg combo of any sort. So, if you go like Hawaiian breakfast or Filipino longanisa or like kimchi like Korean style, spam egg rice and then any other garnish, I'm good with. True. I don't hate it. I'll never be too rich for corned beef hash from the ████ can, ████ Oh, yeah. It's better from the can. Is that like the Hamburger Helper ████ It's like Hormel. Hormel, that's the one. That's the one. That's the one. Every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, we get three cans of that ████ for the family. It's the bomb, dude. Don't eat it more than that. >> [laughter] >> You don't get it at like a diner? Well, no, cuz it's not as good. It's
7:39 >> Hey, what's the most white trash food you ate growing up? Oh, casserole. Casserole? Tuna casserole with peas. Oh. 100% It's regular white? You just throw it in there, right? And bake it. For sure. You know my my mom get by the way my mom watches the show she gets so offended when I say we're white trash. >> [laughter] >> We ate tuna casserole with peas. You made an aquarium. She's like, "Steven, I'm in an aquarium stand." Her aquarium stand is uh two planks of wood and a sheet of tempered glass with an aquarium on top of it. And she's like, "It's an aquarium stand. Steven, you don't understand. White trash people, they're they're subhuman. They are are bayou people." And I'm like, "Mom, we're white trash. You just need to ████ deal with it." But just cuz people have aquariums? Yeah, what are you talking about? Goldfish? >> the junk in his backyard? He could make
8:29 several aquariums out of all those things. By the way By the way, by the way, by the way Are you ready? If you guys want koi fish, I'm your ████ hookup. Cuz my mom raises koi fish. To eat? Where you grew up and it's full of like a junkyard in the back. Really? No, cuz people think oh, Steve Green he's exaggerating blah blah blah. I'm like, literally pull up a ████ satellite photo of my house where I had grown up and it's like a junkyard in the backyard. And all my neighbors hated us. And I'm like, "Mom, I'm literally talking to her two nights ago. I'm like, Mom, our neighbors hated us because we're white trash. Like they're like, my property value is going down because I share a wall with your ████ junkyard of a backyard where we put every old Toyota." It's so stacked, dude. It's like where Shredder died. >> [laughter] >> Oh, ████ So yeah, so that's my What's the most white trash place to eat?
9:19 Mhm. Okay, you're So this might be you know, contraver- contraversial. Okay. Not Cracker Barrel? Sonics? I actually think it's Denny's. Oh, really? Denny's is pretty trash. It's trash. Ooh. But it's But but but that's what I mean when I say you said to eat, right? >> Yes. I would still go there. You still like Denny's? I like it. >> As a like say multi-billionaire, you'd still eat at a I would. It's cuz it's ████ good. It's consistent. It's like it's like a bar said, it's consistent. >> I'll throw every day. >> [laughter] >> There's so many diner places you can You're not wrong, BUT I JUST >> [laughter] >> THERE'S a nostalgia there for me. love the Grand Slam and I would always get the Grand Slam every single time I went and then the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity Yeah, I have Wait, that's Wait, which one is That's IHOP. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like diner food so much diner food so much, I would never go to IHOP or
10:10 Denny's. >> I like Denny's not IHOP until Norms. Oh, Norms is Norms ████ you, bougie ass ████ Yeah, but there's one Norms, man. There's like two Norms maybe max. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, the one in Torrance? >> You live in Burbank. Yeah. Or Carol's. Well, Denny's in Japan is not my trash food. Denny's Denny's in Japan? Denny's in Denny's in Japan is fine dining, yeah. I think Sizzler still exists, too. I don't know, but They don't have one here, right? I like Applebee's. You're not wrong. I haven't been to one in a long time. You know what's sad? So like my girl really liked Applebee's cuz we just randomly went there and she was like, "How come you never take me here? It's really nice." And so she filmed it on her story and then she had all these people being like, "Your dude took you to Applebee's? The ████ wrong with that?" Was it good? She loves it. She really likes it, but she doesn't know the connotation that that's like not a good place to take a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should take her somewhere good, huh? Yeah, I never do. Is this the
11:00 loose loose one? No, this is my actual GIRL NOW. OH, MY BAD, MY BAD, MY BAD. NO, LOOSE ONE. WHAT? [laughter] OH, I thought you were talking about your past. No, loose one. You talking about from the last video? It's not a good roster for me to carry. >> [laughter] >> You know what I'll still ████ with the Cinnabon. Is that poor Is that poor >> That is not poor people stuff. What are you talking about? [laughter] Cinnabon's a national treasure. >> What about Wetzel's Pretzels? Also wonderful. 15 bucks for a pretzel now. Have you been there? >> will you crucify me for this? I I kind of like getting sushi at supermarket sometimes. Supermarket sushi? I don't know if I could deal with that, dude. >> to I have to say, it depends on when they put it out. Yeah, what time is it? Is the guy still [laughter] there? Is he still there with the hat on? Maybe I'm going to check it out. I was just going
11:50 to say, it depends on how drunk I am. It's at Ralph's. I don't think I could eat that, dude. Ralph's, dude. Hey, I [laughter] saw a ████ poke at this Costco here. You're not scared to get diarrhea? I never got diarrhea from that. No, I never have. >> That's too risky. That's kind of scary to me. No, you go to Ralph's and the guy is still behind the glass, you're gooch. You know what I'm saying? If I was a billionaire But again, I would have to have a Costco membership for this. If I was a billionaire, I think I would still look at the ████ $5 rotisserie chicken at Costco and be like, I got to get one. No, >> [screaming] >> you know what? I I ████ up cuz I watched a stupid short. There's some gay guy who like reviews ████ food at Costco. I watched it too and I still buy it. You do? Cuz he says he says the bagged plastics ████ it all up. >> No, there's a guy that debunks all of it. I'll send it to you guys. Yeah, he debunks all of it. Send me that. No, that dude is just too he's too crunchy. He's so crunchy. I'm like, this gay guy
12:41 is ruining my life. I'll send you the guy that debunks everything. But don't they soak them chickens in chlorine? >> He debunks all of that. Is this Is this poor piece poor people food? I even no matter how rich I am, and it's time for like a snack, I'll always get Fig Newtons. Bro, I love a Fig Newton. That's just ugly food. I love a Fig Newton. >> [laughter] >> Grandma food for sure. That's some loose food. That's just ugly food. Loose ████ [laughter] cookies. I don't want that ████ Damn, man. How How about a poor man cinnamon roll? You just get a You get toast, you put butter, cinnamon, and honey on that ████ That s███'s fire. >> That's a poor man cinnamon roll? Butter. It goes crunch. It's a real It's the OG cinnamon roll. It is the ████ Svenhard's individually packaged 7-Eleven ████ Danish claw. You know those things? They always have it at catering when you go and set for the extras. They're so good. They're so
13:33 fire. Exactly. It's crafty food, but then they always buy them for crafting and you're like, "Ooh, what a treat." >> All the Hostess stuff? And the best one that's my favorite of those is the blueberry muffins for me. Blueberry muffins are the best. You know the Ding Dongs? >> I ████ with Ding Dongs. Chocolate covered strawberry >> donuts and powdered donuts. Steve, what's the freaking What's a white trash place to eat when white people think they're being fancy, but it's still trash? Red Lobsters. Uh, I can see that. So easy. >> So you White people there think they're like having a night >> They're They're wearing a tuxedo. >> [laughter] >> That's actually relativity though, because you know, we we who come from places like Los Angeles, absolutely. But some places Red Lobster is the sickest restaurant of that town. Agreed. That's cuz that town is ████ up. Right. But that's a lot of cities in
14:25 America. How much How much you have to drive to get through America? 3,500 miles to get from coast to coast. You're right, cuz when you go like on a road trip, it's crazy. Like some places only got chains. It just looks like idiocracy. But then But then, there's a buzz about town. What's going on? Oh, look Oh, looks Looks like they're building something. What is it? It's a Red Lobsters. And everyone's like, "I think we're coming up." I think we're coming up a little bit. Right? You're in the middle of the whole country, there's no ocean, and a lobster's coming to you. [laughter] You know, that's That's ████ crazy. What about sushi in Vegas, bro? Yeah, in the desert. But they fly it fresh here daily, which is crazy. >> Sushi [snorts] in Texas is good. Planes are fast. How about Remember planes are fast, Joe? Planes are fast. Well, our some of our chefs here actually get first pick in sushi, which is crazy. And they get flown here, yeah.
15:16 They have special ████ privileges. Yeah, they got special privileges. Bomb, you been there yet? Get [snorts] your ass on there, ████ You're welcome. I ordered post Hey, take your take your chick there, not the loose one. You know what though? My I can't take the loose one anywhere. It's not like It's not the money that stops me, it's the health. Cuz I'd eat junk every day if it didn't make me feel sick. Oh, yeah. A guy like you gets diarrhea? He's Wiener Schnitzel. [laughter] He just said Wiener Schnitzel like 8 minutes ago. >> Do you have perpetual diarrhea, bro? You having normal ████ is like normal people having diarrhea. He was proud of himself having normal ████ at the break. He was like Did you text Hannah? >> [laughter] >> I did a good poopy today.
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